Chapter 162 The Adult World is So Complicated
Chapter 162 The Adult World is So Complicated
After the evening self-study class, Lin Li successfully rested and recuperated, and recovered a lot of his physical condition.
Because I still had things to do, I went straight to my bike after class, then looked at the navigation on my phone and headed for my destination.
arrival.
Looking at his target, Lin Li nodded.
Pinai Theme Hotel.
Lin Li did not enter. After smiling slightly, he took out the "Love and Desire Bottle", parked and locked the car, then sat on the bench next to him. He took out his mobile phone to continue studying while waiting for someone who would take the bait.
This is a hotel street with quite a lot of people.
Lin Li had not been sitting there for a few minutes when a couple got out of a taxi that had just driven by.
Lin Li directly took out the "Love and Desire Bottle" and said, "Credit, if I call you, do you dare to answer?"
accepted.
Lin Li seemed to be looking at his phone, but he was actually observing the two of them out of the corner of his eye.
Then, visibly, the expressions of both of them changed and they looked at each other.
Keeping a bystander mentality, Lin Li activated the [Ear Divine Power].
"..."
Nothing was heard.
It’s not that the [Ear Power] has failed, but that both of them have tacitly remained silent.
"...Baby, have you booked a room?" After a long time, the girl finally spoke.
"……not yet."
"So today, how about... forget it?"
"Okay! Actually, I have the same idea. Why don't we go back and play games? There's no need for any fun or anything like that." The boy nodded quickly.
"it is good!"
"Master, take us back." The two of them turned around tacitly and stopped a taxi.
The taxi driver who hadn’t left yet: “?”
You just came and left, took two taxis, are you two here helping Xiling to increase its GDP?
Forget it.
Thanks to these two idiots, this is easy money.
"Okay! Get in!" The driver, who was smiling on the surface but looking stupid on the inside, opened the car door.
Lin Li, who has accomplished all this, has hidden his merits and fame.
Over a billion lives were saved tonight.
This is Lin Li’s plan.
This is a hotel street, and Pin'ai is the highest-rated love and fun hotel in Xiling. What are the men and women coming here at this time for? Is there anything they need to consider?
It can't be just to see luminous watches and kittens that can do backflips.
So just stay at the door and take a puff when you pass by.
Of course, not everyone can absorb it successfully. Emotions are difficult to control, and not everyone who comes here can meet the requirements of the "Emotions and Desires Bottle". But it doesn't matter if the absorption fails, there will always be the next person.
It is true that going to a place like a hospital is a place where one can absorb endless sadness and despair. After all, the walls of a hospital have heard more devout prayers than any church.
From an emotional point of view, Lin Li didn't really want to go to such a place to play with other people's emotions. Perhaps they just needed to vent their sadness.
From a rational point of view, after the day's experiments, lust and desire are the most efficient desires.
The biggest limitation in completing this task was not that Lin Li could not find the right negative emotions, but that Lin Li's spirit was simply not enough to consume.
If he went to the hospital and stayed in the ICU for one minute, Lin Li would probably faint on the spot because he couldn't hold on and would be rushed to the ICU at the speed of light.
……
The "bottle for storing emotions and desires" is full.
I can only say that this is a Feng Shui treasure land.
Lin Li even gained credibility from a pair of buddies who were just passing by the hotel and calling each other buddies.
It’s better if you guys are fucking buddies, it’s better if you’re going to do something like drinking, and it’s better if the credibility is sent to the girl who’s waiting.
Lin Li thought of the female-oriented novels he had read before.
It is quite normal to read novels oriented towards women. The writing style of novels oriented towards women is indeed remarkable, and many themes are not differentiated between men and women.
Lin Li didn't think there was anything wrong with the description of brotherhood in the book at first. Although he felt it was a bit excessive, he could still convince himself to accept it.
All this collapsed in an instant when the two people he thought were brothers kissed each other in the book.
Shocking for a hundred years.
Most of the time, Lin Li on both sides can absorb the emotions.
But sometimes, like when a middle-aged couple came, Lin Li could only absorb emotions from the woman.
When the woman's credibility was absorbed by Lin Li and she and her husband suggested calling it quits, Lin Li saw that the guy was almost jumping for joy as he walked.
Middle-aged people...are they so miserable?
learn a lesson.
There were also times when both sides were unable to absorb the emotions and did not know why they came to this place.
Now, looking at the full bottle, Lin Li felt a little nostalgic - Bufan, I miss you so much.
I can still hold on mentally, it would be a shame to leave now as the task progress bar has not even reached one third of the way mark.
Since his brother is not around, he can only suffer on his own - in fact, Lin Li wanted to give it a try.
“Hmm~~——”
When the emotions in the bottle entered his body along with Lin Li's thoughts, Lin Li suddenly covered his mouth which was screaming subconsciously. So this is the feeling of being in heat.
Lin Li, who was prepared, held the bench tightly with his other hand and began to take deep breaths.
Open your eyes.
Why do the exhaust vents of the car in front look so tempting?
The kitten next to the car seems pretty cute too?
When these thoughts flashed through his mind, Lin Li slapped himself.
I accidentally became the third brother.
Limb control ability, let me control it!
Little catfish mermaid, give me a picture in my mind!
It took several full minutes, and Lin Li persisted despite knowing that the desire would subside, before he managed to calm down.
Curiosity almost killed the cat.
Lin Li felt a little nervous. Next time when the bottle is full, he should give it to a random customer of this store.
……
Lin Li had been sitting for an hour and was already exhausted.
The "Vase of Containing Love and Desire" is probably about to reach its limit again.
Another couple came over. The girl looked versatile and the boy looked wealthy.
The fat man, who was not even as tall as the woman, had a wretched face and seemed to be saying something.
Lin Li activated the [Ear Power].
"Baby, I'm going to make you beep, and beep hard. You'll definitely beep then."
Damn it, even when tigers and wolves come we have to say we are cats and dogs, and what he says is the language of tigers and wolves.
“Ah~~ I’m so looking forward to it~~ My lower body is “beeping”, I really want it to “beep”~~”
Grass, perfect match.
Lin Li took a deep breath and activated the magic weapon!
Then I almost laughed out loud.
There are indeed worldly desires in men, but women do not attract any of them.
So everything you just said was against your will, right?
Really, I thought you could really do it.
As Lin Li started, the man stopped and frowned slightly.
"What's wrong, baby?" the woman asked puzzledly.
"It's boring. I don't want to sleep with you anymore. I'm going home. You can do whatever you want." The man yawned. He felt that the thing he had been looking forward to was not so exciting anymore, and he spoke as if he was trying to get rid of the lady.
"Why? No, let's go."
"I'd better buy you that bag, don't hold me back."
"Baby, you are the best~~"
Listening to this conversation, and considering that he had almost no time and energy left today, he raised his hand and poured all the credit in the bottle into the woman's body.
Don't love? I'll make you love!
However, what surprised Lin Li was that the woman just watched Fu Ge drive away and she just waved on the spot.
How can you have such strong self-control without being in heat?
Then Lin Li saw the woman take out her cell phone and make a call.
"The room has been booked. The address is the one I sent you. Come find me now." The woman said as the call was connected.
"Okay sister, can you help me open a champagne tower next month?" Because the distance was close, Lin Li could still hear the sound of the phone.
"no problem."
"I'll tell my supervisor right now that I'm out on a field trip."
Lin Li: "..."
Your mother.
The adult world is so complicated.
Who supports who?
Forget it, the more important thing is to go home and sleep!
……
Inside the Pin'ai Theme Hotel.
The service desk is facing the glass door, so the front desk can see the people coming and going outside.
The smile on the receptionist's face froze.
What's going on tonight?
Couples of customers walked to the door excitedly, and I was ready to say a welcome and promote additional products, but suddenly one by one they became like the sage mode, either leaving directly in boredom or not listening to anything I said after coming in.
He looked suspicious and wanted to check out.
What are you doing? Are you all standing here playing the inch-stop challenge with me?
Finally, finally!
A woman dressed seductively walked in with a smile on her face. She was a normal customer!
No, that's not normal either.
Her male companions have already left, what is she doing?
"Welcome to Pin Ai, may I ask..."
But the front desk still has to speak according to the rules.
"Stop talking, room 4013, give me the largest toys you have here!" the woman said impatiently, "Oh, and also prepare the low-temperature fire and steel wool for me!"
front desk:"?"
(End of this chapter)