Chapter 178 Keqing has 5 seconds to reach the battlefield
When Keqing heard that it was improved by Xiangling, she began to look forward to it, "Hehe, golden shrimp balls..."
However, when the golden shrimp ball was about to enter his mouth, a voice suddenly rang out from the side: "Lord Yan has revived!!! Everyone, go and see!!!"
"Lord Yan? Where is Lord Yan?"
Keqing was so scared that she lost her grip and the shrimp ball fell onto the table. The saliva that was originally in her mouth immediately moved to the corners of her eyes.
Looking at the golden shrimp balls that fell on the table, Keqing felt a mixture of emotions and it seemed as if the whole world had stopped.
This was the first time Xiangling saw Keqing like this. Seeing that she had no reaction at all, she couldn't help but call her, "Uh, Keqing?"
With a snap, Keqing broke the chopsticks in her hand. The anger in her heart reached its peak. At that moment, she swore to the dead golden shrimp: No matter what the cost, she would bring those who disturbed her meal to justice!
[Captain] "Wow, Keqing's little universe exploded!"
[Traveler Ying] "Wow, Keqing was crying because her favorite golden shrimp ball accidentally fell down, affecting her appetite and mood. She was so pitiful~"
[Yae Shenzi] "Little guy, you have to pay the copyright fee for this."
[Paimon] "I have a feeling that Kurumi is going to be finished."
[Walnut] "What about you guys? You're also my accomplices, right?"
[Traveler Ying] "Oh, what a joke! As long as we don't ask to be arrested on purpose, there's no way the Qianyan Army will catch us."
[Zhongli] "Based on common sense, I would probably just surrender and get leniency. As for the hall master, as the mastermind, and because she angered Miss Keqing, I'm afraid..."
[Hu Tao] "I believe that the great Yuhengxing will let me, the current head of the small Wangsheng Hall, go, right?"
[Keqing] "That depends on the situation. If you simply defrauded others of their money, the most I can do is ask you to return the money one by one, and then punish you to sweep the streets. If it's more serious, I will open the luxurious single room to you and give you a pair of exquisite silver bracelets."
The scene changed, and a steady stream of customers came to Hu Tao to purchase the services of the Hall of Rebirth. As there were too many people, Hu Tao could not handle it alone, so she specially called the two great heroes, Traveler Ying and Paimon, to come and help.
"I'll buy!"
"I also want!"
"I want one too!"
"Lord Yan, please bless me to be rich!!"
Walnut looked at the huge crowds of customers and her eyes were full of excitement. Travelers Ying and Paimon also had smiles on their faces.
[Walnut] "This scene is simply beyond my imagination. Normally, attracting three or four customers in a month is already very good. With tens of thousands of customers... I'm making a fortune!"
[Dolly] "Even I have never been treated this way. The effect of using the name of God to promote products is so good! I am starting to get excited."
[Seno] "If you want to go to jail and say goodbye to your Moras once and for all, then you can give it a try."
[Dolly] "Hahaha, I'm just kidding. I'm a conscientious businessman and I would never do such a thing."
Kurumi was delighted. "I made a fortune! I made a fortune! Now our plan to open branches all over Teyvat is just around the corner! Hehehe..."
Paimon: "I want to eat all the most expensive dishes in Teyvat! Hehehehe..."
The traveler Ying gained another fortune. "Even if there are seven Qiqi in a row in the next pool, I have nothing to fear! Hehehe..."
At this time, one of the Liyue people stood up and made a wish to Zhongli who was still standing blankly on the stage, "Respected Lord Yan! Can you bless me to have a smooth business this year!"
Zhongli didn't expect that someone would come to make a wish for him at this time. He hadn't expected this before, and he didn't know what to say for a moment. "This... Traveler Ying, how should I answer this?"
Traveler Ying was feeling happy about her fruitful day. Other things didn't matter to her, so she just answered Zhongli's question casually, "Ah, never mind. Just deal with it casually."
Zhongli had no choice but to follow the traveler Ying's meaning and replied to the person who had just made a wish to him, "Well, based on common sense, it should be possible."
With the first one, the second one will appear: "Can that help me find true love?"
Zhongli: "It should be possible."
Then came a more greedy one: "Can you bless me to fulfill all my wishes in my next life after I die?"
Zhongli felt bad when he heard this wish. He could sense that something bad would happen if it was not handled properly, so he asked Hu Tao, "How should I answer this?"
Walnut was already caught up in the fantasy of a beautiful future and had no time to worry about the consequences. "Promise! All of it!"
After receiving the boss' instructions, Zhongli replied to the person who had just made a bold wish, "Sure, you can."
[Theresa] "I think you can't just agree to this."
[Bronya] "Bronya can roughly predict what will happen next."
[Kiana] "If I make a wish to the real Lord Rock, will it come true?"
[Keqing] "Although gods are powerful, they are definitely not omnipotent. If you want to realize your wishes, you still have to rely on your own efforts to fight for it."
[Nashida] "Indeed, as long as the wish is within their ability, we can only give those people a little help and advice. If we directly fulfill their wishes, I am afraid that people will become lazy. Of course, if it is a small wish, I will fulfill it."
[Traveler Ying] "In that case, can Nashida help me realize a small wish of mine?"
[Nashida] "Oh, what does the traveler want?"
[Traveler Ying] "Can you let me lick... touch your little feet?"
[Nashida] "Ah? This is a bit... (hesitant)"
[Nilu] "No! This is absolutely not allowed. You are blaspheming the Little Lucky Grass King!"
[Paimon] "Colorful lights retreat! (Put a randomly drawn talisman on the traveler's light)"
In the scene, after Zhongli's reply, the person who made the wish was overjoyed, "Ohhhhh!!! Did you hear that? Lord Yan said it himself! You can realize your wish in your next life after you die!"
"Then I won't have to work 996 all day in my next life!"
"Then I will have countless wealth in my next life!"
"Then I will be able to see my paper wife in my next life!!!"
Qiqi, who was watching from behind, looked at this scene and turned to ask Bai Shu, "Mr. Bai Shu, can wishes really be fulfilled after death?"
Bai Zhu: "Qiqi, don't think too much. We just need to do what we should do in this life."
"If this were possible, Traveler Father wouldn't have betrayed you so many times."
Bai Zhu: "So did Qiqi have any wishes?"
Qiqi made a wish, "Qiqi, I still want to find a traveler."
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