Chapter 179: The Emperor is assassinated, start the cooking

[Aliceia (Paradise)] "Wow, it seems that Qiqi really likes the traveler Ying~"

[Paimon] "Qiqi, do you still remember who the traveler Ying is?"

[Qiqi] "Hmm... Qiqi has the impression that Traveler Ying helped me, so Qiqi wrote it down."

[Traveler Ying] "I don't know why, but I seem to be cursed, but I'm not sure what the curse is..."

On the other side, Wendy, Nashida, and Lei Dianying were sitting at the same table, watching Zhongli's performance below.

Lei Movie "Did you hear that? Morax actually said something like that! It's really unlike him."

Drunk Wendy raised her hand and said, "Then I have to make a wish, that I will have endless wine in my next life~"

Nashida: "Haha, he must be joking. Besides, how can we gods make wishes..."

[Navia] "Wow! The three gods are in the same frame! I didn't expect that the ritual to summon the Rock Lord that Miss Kurumi performed would attract them all!"

[Fukaros] "What a pity that I am not here. I didn't come to watch such an interesting play."

[Kanoin Heizo] "But from the conversations between the General and the gods of other countries, it seems that they treat Mr. Zhongli just like the real Emperor Yan. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be possible for the gods to be fooled by such a scam. Could it be that..."

[Ningguang] "Although I already had the answer in my mind, it seems to be certain now."

[Paimon] "Hey, Ningguang, you already knew about this?"

[Ye Lan] "After all, this is already a very obvious thing. If I still don't know it after seeing this, I can just retire early and go home to enjoy my old age."

[Ganyu] "So, the Emperor is really right next to us, and I didn't even notice it... I'm so sorry, I didn't offend the Emperor with my previous behavior, did I?"

[Zhongli] "I am now a mortal. You can call me Zhongli. The Rock King is a thing of the past."

[Hutao] "No, Zhongli, you really are the Geo Lord! Then I..."

[Captain] "Miss Kurumi, this is a great honor for you. You are the boss of Lord Geo. You are probably the only one in Teyvat who enjoys such treatment."

[Keqing] "Then I said something like that in front of him before... How embarrassing!"

[Wendy] "Hahaha, it looks like the old man has been exposed after all."

[Hutao] "Then Zhongli, will you leave?"

[Zhongli] "No, I have signed a contract with Wangsheng Hall. I will not leave Wangsheng Hall just because my identity is exposed. Before the contract ends, I will always be a guest of Wangsheng Hall."

[Traveler Ying] "Fortunately, those civilians didn't join the live broadcast. If they knew that the Rock King was in the Hall of Rebirth, they would all go crazy."

[Ningguang] "We will keep this matter secret. Since the Emperor wants to integrate into society as an ordinary person, we must obey his will and try not to disturb your life."

[Zhongli] "Thank you, Tianquanxing."

[Kiana] "So it seems that the god Nashida is relatively normal. On your side, the god of wind is a drunkard who loves to deceive people, the god of rock is a poor slacker, the god of thunder is a homebody who can't cook, and the god of water is a schizophrenic idiot."

[Funina] "Hey, hey, hey, how could I be stupid! Villette, sentence her to death!"

[Captain] "It may be disrespectful to the gods of Teyvat, but it does seem to be true."

[Nashida] "It seems that I still have a long way to go before I can become a qualified god."

As the video continues, Hu Tao and the others finally realize that something is wrong and things start to develop in an unpredictable direction.

"Since there is everything after death, what's the point of celebrating a festival?"

"I won't live anymore!!!"

"I won't live anymore!!!"

“Remake soon!!!”

"Paper man wife, here I come!!!"

Hu Tao was a little panicked, "What should I do now! Traveler Ying! I am only here to attend a funeral, not to send someone to their death!"

Paimon complained, "Is there any difference between the two?"

[Captain] "Excuse me, are those people still conscious?"

[Traveler Ying] "It's like the Lantern Festival has turned into Qingming Festival in a second."

[Nashida] "Qingming Festival? We don't seem to have this festival on Teyvat. Is it a festival in the world you traveled to before, Traveler Ying?"

[Traveler Ying] "Well, Qingming Festival is a custom of worshiping ancestors and mourning deceased relatives."

[Stargazing] "Suicides on such a large scale are indeed worth commemorating."

[Brownie] "I guess even the King of Hell didn't expect to receive so many customers that day."

[Bai Xier] "They're not really going to commit mass suicide, are they?"

[Zhongli] "From a common sense perspective, if Hall Master Hu and the others had explained it in time, this wouldn't have happened."

In the picture, the traveler Ying thought for a moment and came up with the best solution: "Don't panic, I got it!!!"

Then the Traveler Ying secretly came behind the scenes and once again summoned the desolate star to smash Zhongli. Zhongli realized the Traveler Ying's intention and fell down.

After two and a half seconds of silence, the people who had just wanted to commit suicide and restart the game began to panic.

"Ah! The Emperor was assassinated again!!!"

"Someone come and seal off the scene!!!"

[Captain] "The Emperor has been murdered, heat up the pan!"

[Yan Fei] "It's to block the whole place!"

[Nashida] "Strictly speaking, this is indeed a method. You see, those people's attention is completely focused on Zhongli who was knocked unconscious by the Traveler Ying, and they instantly forgot about the idea of ​​committing suicide."

[Paimon] "It has to be you, the Traveler."

After a while, the traveler Ying, Paimeng and Zhongli were chatting leisurely at Sanwangang.

The traveler Ying asked Zhongli, "How did you get away?"

Paimon complained about what just happened, "As expected of the Traveler Ying, he ran away without even looking back."

Traveler Ying: "I thought you were running faster than me, right?"

Paimon: "I was obviously flying!"

Zhongli explained to the traveler Ying what had just happened. "In the end, the Liyue Seven Stars intervened to resolve the incident. The hall master told the truth, chose to return the money, apologize and accept the punishment."

On the other side, Keqing was furious as she watched Hu Tao cleaning the street. Hu Tao picked up the broom, hummed a little tune, and pretended to clean.

Back at Sanwan Buguogang, Traveler Ying felt a little embarrassed about what had just happened. "Um, Zhongli, we made such a big fuss during the Lantern Festival and did a lot of bad things to you. You won't blame us, will you?"

Paimon: "Traveler Ying, I suggest you pay for Zhongli's bill."

The traveler Ying's expression changed instantly. "Lord Yan is very generous. Everyone is responsible for their own actions!"

She didn’t know whether she could be forgiven for paying for Zhongli’s bill, but her wallet certainly couldn’t withstand such harm.

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