Chapter 180 Paimon was shot

Chapter 180 Paimon was shot

[Dolly] "This is what they call having no money but a life."

[Paimon] "Traveler Ying, you change really quickly. You looked like you wanted to apologize, but your expression changed so quickly."

[Traveler Ying] "How about you pay for Zhongli?"

[Paimon] "I think Traveler Ying did the right thing. Everyone has their own share of responsibility!"

[Kumi] "In the end, I was the only one to be punished."

[Traveler Ying] "As expected of Master Hu, you take all the responsibility alone!"

In the video, Zhongli was not angry about what happened today. "Even in my memory, the Lantern Festival has never been so lively. My life before was only about contracts. It's nice to have a lively time like this occasionally. Besides, what I said before was not all lies."

Paimon wondered, "What do you mean?"

Traveler Ying: "Damn, I won't really see my paper wife after I die, will I?"

[Traveler Ying] "Is this true? How about I make a wish to the Rock King right now? I'm not greedy, just wish me smooth sailing. It would be even better if I could meet more beautiful ladies."

[Dolly] "Then I hope the God of Wealth can bless me to earn countless Mora every day! Hehe."

[Paimon] "Then I can eat delicious food every day."

[Walnut] "In that case, I'll come too. I hope to receive customers every day and promote Wangsheng Hall!"

[Zhongli] "Master Hu, I am only a mortal Zhongli now, so the wishes you made may only be fulfilled by you."

[Herrscher of Knowledge] "You don't have to be so old-fashioned. Even if you can't fulfill their wishes, you can still say a few words of blessing. People just want good luck and make themselves feel more at ease."

[Zhongli] "What this young friend said makes sense. I wish everyone present here all the best."

In the video, Zhongli explained to the traveler Ying, "Today's Liyue no longer needs the protection of the Geo King. Every Liyue citizen is blazing a trail with their own efforts."

"Such a Liyue will surely spread the light of prosperity to the entire Teyvat like the sea lanterns in the sky."

"I will always believe it until I see that moment with my own eyes, because, at all times, the Geo King is always watching over Liyue."

[Captain] "It's been sublime in an instant, my family!"

[Ganyu] "It's always reassuring to have the Emperor by my side."

[Aliceia (Elysian Paradise)] "That last photo is so romantic. It's exactly what I imagined a happy ending would look like."

[Xingqiu] "But it seems like there are only the people of Liyue and gods from various countries. Oh, and the travelers Ying and Paimon."

[Yae Miko] "By the way, Ying in the photo seems to be drunk~ It's the first time I've seen it, and he's become cuter than before."

[Xiangling] "Keqing still likes the golden shrimp balls so much. She keeps staring at the plate of golden shrimp balls in the traveler Ying's hand."

[Keqing] "Logically speaking, I shouldn't be greedy for food, but that delicious golden shrimp ball... I can't forget it. Even if I only eat one, it can satisfy my taste buds and clear away all the stress in my body."

Zhongli put away the family photo in his hand and said, "Well, now that I have thought of so many lines, what are the appropriate words to end this joyous festival?"

Traveler Ying: "If we follow Liyue tradition, then that's the natural sentence!"

Paimon: "Hehehe, Traveler Ying, it seems we are thinking the same thing~"

Then the travelers Ying and Paimon looked at you in front of the screen and said, "Ahem, then I wish all the travelers a happy new year..."

Paimon "smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three suns opening the sky, four seasons of peace, five stars permanently stationed, six singles all hit, seven sevens not crooked, eight times guaranteed, ninety-nine set the track, ten consecutive full life!"

With a click, a Desert Eagle pistol suddenly appeared next to Paimon's head. In order to prevent minors from seeing the bloody scene, the scene was deliberately moved to other places, and only a few gunshots and flickering flames could be heard.

boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! boom!

As if she heard the sound of blood spilling and Paimon falling to the ground, Walnut, who had just finished sweeping the fallen leaves, sneezed. She seemed to sense something, "Huh? Is he alive?"

[Theresa] "I'm a little overwhelmed by this reversal."

[Traveler Ying] "I don't know why, but those blessings you said, Paimon, are so vicious."

[Hu Tao] "I'm so touched, Traveler Ying. I didn't expect that in the end you would choose to sacrifice Paimon to add another customer for me. Woo woo woo..."

[Paimon] "Hey, why was I suddenly shot?!"

[Klee] "I don't know what happened, but little Paimon seems to be in a miserable state."

[Fu Hua] "I want to correct it here. It should be five blessings coming to the door, six smooth sailing, seven stars shining brightly, eight directions of wealth coming, nine hearts in harmony, and ten perfect."

[Captain] "You can add a few more sentences at the end, everything will go well, everything will go well!"

[Stargazing] "Not bad, Mr. Assassin."

[Bronya] "The first four lines of Paimon in the video are fine, but the latter part makes Bronya want to draw cards from the unlucky ones. She can't draw the characters she wants, but the more common ones are often drawn."

[Kiana] "I am a very lucky lady. Miracles can happen all the time."

[The following is a short story about Hu Tao inviting all her relatives and friends to have a meal at Xinyuexuan after the Lantern Festival. Please enjoy it - the noble guests of the Lantern Festival]

The video starts with Zhongli, Xiangling, Xingqiu and Chongyun sitting at the dining table in Xinyue Pavilion. Since everyone is not here yet, according to Liyue customs, they cannot eat yet, so they chat for a while...

Zhongli gave Xiangling some advice on cooking techniques, and Xiangling was inspired after hearing it. "Oh, I see! Thank you Mr. Zhongli for your suggestion, I'll make a note of it."

Xingqiu: "I have long heard that Mr. Zhongli is well-versed in history and modern knowledge. I never thought that he is also proficient in cooking. It is an honor for us, the younger generation, to be able to meet Mr. Zhongli."

Zhongli: "No, you are all young talents, each with your own strengths. I also have areas where I am inferior to others, and I should learn from you all."

Chongyun: "First of all, sir, thank you for your compliment!"

[Ningguang] "Mr. Zhongli, you are really modest."

[Zhongli] "How could that be? I am telling the truth. Even though I have experienced more than 6,000 years of history, there are still areas where I am not good at. Perhaps in some aspects I am not as good as you, Tianquanxing~"

[Ningguang] "Mr. Zhongli, you are too kind."

[Colai] "So even the Rock God has areas he's not good at? That's a bit surprising."

[Paimon] "Before the traveler Ying and I met the gods, I basically thought that the gods were omnipotent. It was not until I met Wendy that I realized... that the gods also have things they are not good at, just like Wendy is not very good at dealing with cats."

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