Chapter 200: Oh no, Lin Li is about to be beaten
Chapter 200: Oh no, Lin Li is about to be beaten
"Hey, Bufan, you're awake too. Have you had breakfast?"
When they returned to the B&B, Lin Li saw Bai Bufan with his messy hair and greeted him.
"How can I have an appetite when I just woke up? Besides, it's time for lunch soon. I'll just have some snacks to fill my stomach." Bai Bufan said with a yawn.
"You can eat the toast on the table. It's specially left for you." Lin Li said.
Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li quietly and said it was not Bai Bufan.
Slightly slightly.
This was Lin Li’s look in response.
"No." Bai Bufan refused at the speed of light.
"Then don't eat it." Lin Li didn't care.
"Then I'll eat it." Bai Bufan quickly picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth. Well, it was indeed not poisonous.
Lin Li rushed forward with his hand knife, shouting, "Before he died, Baowei left me a golden bag, which said that I have seen that Bufan has a rebellious mind, and he will rebel in the future. I need to kill him first to eliminate the root of evil. It seems to be true."
"He died and I didn't even get invited to a feast. What a cruel person!" Bai Bufan ran around the B&B with a piece of toast in his mouth.
"What do you think of my outfit? If it looks good, I'll give you 1 point. If it doesn't, I'll give you an eyeball." At this time, Ding Sihan walked down the stairs with thumps on his feet and asked Lin Li who was chasing him.
Black cropped pants are paired with a white chiffon top, and the white top is tucked into the pants. The high-waisted design of the black cropped pants can highlight the leg proportions. It seems that Ding Sihan also knows that she should show her strengths.
But it didn't stop Lin Li from chasing. He sat on the ground, took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said, "Eyeball, I'm sorry!!"
"Not that necessary, brother! Not that necessary! Just deduct 1!" Bai Bufan then cooperated and came over to stop Lin Li, saying with tears in his eyes.
"No! I still need the eyeballs!"
Ding Sihan: "..."
Ha ha.
These two guys deserve to die.
"Lin Li, you are really great." Ding Sihan praised.
Lin Li stopped his pretentious movements and stared at Ding Sihan vigilantly.
"Although you suffer from a mental illness, you can still behave like a normal person most of the time. You are already amazing." Ding Sihan continued.
Lin Li was no longer alert and nodded with satisfaction: "It's all thanks to Bufan's good teaching."
Bai Bufan: “?”
The few people who had just woken up, as it was not early, all made the same choice as Bai Bufan at the beginning. None of them planned to eat breakfast. They chose to have some simple snacks and have brunch later.
"Just teaching how to ride a bicycle? That's so boring. Teaching this is not interesting at all." After Chen Yuying went upstairs, Ding Sihan turned into a melon-eating wild civet and asked Lin Li what the two of them were doing outside. After getting a reply, he said in a bored tone.
"What do you think I'm going to do outside?" Lin Li sneered.
Before Ding Sihan could answer, Bai Bufan spoke up out of nowhere: "When I grow up I want to be a gardener and work hard at cultivating the plants."
This was a bit too meaty, so Bai Bufan didn't get to eat the Xizhilang jelly. Lin Li gave Bai Bufan a slap in the face, which he loved to eat more, to teach him a lesson.
Chen Yuying went downstairs and changed back into her skirt, but it was not the same skirt she wore yesterday. This one was a medium-length white one with gray polka dots.
Lin Li: “1111.”
"What's the matter? What are you doing?" Chen Yuying asked puzzledly after hearing Lin Li's voice.
Ding Sihan stared at Lin Li with a dark face: "You know that you will be deducted 1 now, right?"
You are using the sword of the previous dynasty to praise the officials of this dynasty, right?
Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan, did not say anything, but started to blink his eyes.
Ding Sihan: “?”
The silence speaks.
Now it was Lin Li's turn to be hunted down by Ding Sihan.
Anyway, I had to go to the beach in Shanting, so I finally decided to have lunch somewhere farther away.
After walking out of the homestay, the three of them noticed the electric car at the door.
“This is my mount, so you just need to call a car, send me the address, and I’ll ride over directly.
Bufan, if you want to sit behind me, that's fine too. I've checked and Shanting also allows passengers as long as they all have helmets."
Lin Li said casually.
"Where did you get this?" Bai Bufan looked surprised. He touched it again and again, and then asked Lin Li sincerely: "I am also planning to buy an electric car recently, so can I ask where you usually keep your car and keys?"
"Are you fucking buying it? You just bought it for the convenience. Besides, are you worthy of buying a car? You are a scum at the bottom of society. You can just spend a dollar to ride a rocking car and ask your father's father's name." Lin Li sneered.
Like Lin Li, he likes to drive a Rolls-Royce and Bentley on a daily basis. When he goes out with friends, he drives a Porsche, and when he picks up girls, he drives a Ferrari. But now he loves to joke.
"I will remember this taunt, Lin Li. When my true identity is exposed, you will kowtow and admit your mistake to me."
Feeling insulted, Bai Bufan made the classic move of the crooked-mouthed Dragon King covering his cheek after being slapped, and spoke word by word.
Lin Li suddenly laughed:
"Identity exposed? 10000 people outside the door shouted in unison: "Please ask the God of War to come out!" The mother-in-law was shocked: "Who is the God of War?" At this time, you, the useless son-in-law in their eyes, Bai Bufan, stood up and walked out in the horrified eyes of everyone."
"Yes, yes, yes! That's the feeling." Bai Bufan agreed and gave a thumbs up.
"Before I finished, I saw you walk out the door. At this moment, 10001 people outside the door shouted in unison: "Please ask the God of War to come out!""
"Fuck! So I'm just a running dog, right?" Bai Bufan laughed first.
"Let me sit in your back seat. Even if I sit in the passenger seat, I'll still feel awkward when they're the only ones left." Bai Bufan said in a low voice.
"Okay, here's the key. I'll go get in the car with them." Lin Li immediately patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder and said with relief.
Bai Bufan: “…”
"Can you be a human being?"
"It's better to take a car." Lin Li knew what was important.
"Fuck you."
However, although Lin Li had a sharp tongue, he actually had a sharp heart. Bruce was driving illegally, so in the end Lin Li drove Bai Bufan to the lunch place.
"Lin Li, do you think our life is like sausage, lying down for a long time, turning over occasionally, high in fat, will explode when under stress, not very healthy, cheap, and with complex ingredients?" Bai Bufan asked as they passed by the sausage stall.
"Wrong." Lin Li, who was driving the electric car, shook his head.
"What's wrong?"
"You are the only one, not me. My life is so bright now, so don't ask such dark questions to a warrior of light." Lin Li smiled brilliantly.
There was also a beautiful lady who took the initiative to ask me out to watch the sunrise.
Too bright.
Bai Bufan: “…”
"Grass."
"However, speaking of the Warrior of Light makes me angry. There was a guy named Daigu, who really deserved to die. He asked me for light, but when I was a kid, I was ignorant and naive, and I didn't think about anything else, so I just borrowed it. As a result, my life became dark later on."
Bai Bufan sighed when he heard this, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he got:
"That's fine, but there's also a bitch named Kakarot who borrowed my vitality. Well, to make matters worse, my life is completely ruined.
These people who deceive children are really bad, so bad that pus is oozing out of them."
Lin Li slowed down slightly, turned his head and sniffed Bai Bufan, then nodded:
"Indeed, you smell like you've eaten a coupon for full discount on fried rice from Flip Bar + free national trend packaging + a black disposable liquid spoon + a free unknown boxed drink + a 0.01 yuan grilled sausage from a favorite store."
"Your words are so hurtful, especially when they hit the mark. I want to jump out of the car."
"Then I'll speed up and make sure you die if you jump down." Lin Li turned the handle and the electric bike accelerated instantly.
Bai Bufan immediately grabbed Lin Li's waist with a look of horror.
"Slow the fuck down."
"If I really let you die, you won't be happy about it." Lin Li said with a smile.
Because of the mecha index, although he had only driven it a few times, his driving skills were really good, but Lin Li still slowed down immediately.
Safety first, those who drown are those who can swim.
Facing Lin Li's sneer, Bai Bufan said nothing, but suddenly stretched out his hand and hugged Lin Li tightly.
Lin Li: "?"
Bai Bufan put his cheek against Lin Li's back: "Hmm~~Brother, if your girlfriend knew that we are so close, she wouldn't be angry, brother, you smell so good~~
If your girlfriend is angry, just come to me. I will only feel sorry for you, brother."
"mua~~"
well.
This last mua was the straw that broke the camel's back.
The fear shifted to Lin Li's face.
(End of this chapter)