Chapter 201 You Don’t Understand Pleasure at All

Chapter 201 You Don’t Understand Pleasure at All

Chapter 201 You Don’t Understand Pleasure at All
In order to prevent the panic from being transferred again and again, the two signed the "Lin Bai Non-Aggression Treaty" on the electric car. The signing of this treaty meant that Lin Bai had formally established good diplomatic relations.

This embodies the harmonious coexistence of man and nature.

This is not only a small step for Linli, but also a giant leap for mankind—a backwards one.

When we arrived at the restaurant that we had agreed on at the B&B at noon, the girls had already arrived and taken their seats.

……

A decent meal.

The girls had actually already eaten their fill, leaving only Lin Li and Bai Bufan to clean up the mess.

Usually at a dinner party, when the meal starts, everyone starts ordering food happily: I want to eat this, I want to eat this.

At the end: You ordered this, so finish it, and everyone is anxious to shirk responsibility.

As a result, these three girls simply ignored the latter part and only cared about killing and burying, treating Lin Li and Bai Bufan as Zhou Baowei.

But today's schedule is very relaxed, so there's no rush, so I can just eat slowly.

"Bufan, eat more cucumbers. Cucumbers can improve memory."

After eating a bite of the tasteless salad, Lin Li simply didn't understand why anyone would like to eat this kind of thing. He took out the cucumber, put it on Bai Bufan's plate, and said.

Lin Li only likes one kind of salad:
As we all know, salad equals vegetables plus fruits.

Potatoes are vegetables and tomatoes are fruits.

From this we can conclude that French fries + ketchup = salad.

Lin Li learned this formula from Zhou Baowei.

"You can't lie to me just because I haven't studied much. Who told you that cucumbers can improve memory?"

Bai Bufan was also full, so he threw the cucumber back and questioned.

"Really, ten years ago I stuffed a cucumber into my deskmate's butt. Now, ten years have passed, and he has forgotten or is vague about everything else that happened in the first grade of elementary school, but he remembers this incident very clearly, without forgetting it at all.

He also told me that he would never forget it in his life.

Look at the effect, the memory has been improved significantly."

Lin Li leaned over and whispered examples to support his theory.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Damn you.

"This method of improving memory is a bit wrong! I can't eat this cucumber anymore after you said that... Damn, I finally figured it out. "Lin Li's Classmate" is really a dangerous profession. It's a consumable."

Bai Bufan raised his middle finger towards Lin Li in a gloomy manner, and then sighed sadly:

"But now that you mentioned that, I remembered Baowei's illness. I don't know when it can be cured."

"Oh, what disease is it?" Lin Li asked.

In fact, Lin Li knew better than anyone that what Bai Bufan would say next would definitely not be human words, but anyone who could resist asking at this time was a god. Lin Li was willing to play the supporting role.

"He is afraid of cows. Every time I enter his rectum, he screams in fear. He is too embarrassed to see a doctor. I am really worried about him and don't know what to do. Alas." Bai Bufan said sadly.

Lin Li: "?"

I was mentally prepared, but I was still not prepared enough.

"The profession of 'Extraordinary Roommate' might be a little more dangerous than 'Lin Li's Deskmate', right?" Lin Li sighed from the bottom of his heart.

The two looked at each other, feeling that their dangerous professions were similar, and smiled with relief.

"What are you laughing at? So obscene." Ding Sihan on the opposite side put down his phone, looked at the two people who were winking and grinning at each other, scratched his goose bumps with a disgusted look, and said.

"Of course it's the inappropriate content that the obscene man below is talking about."

Lin Li’s main theme is honesty.

"Sir, I see your cup is empty. Would you like another one?" The waiter who was "patrolling" in the store saw that Lin Li's cups were empty, so he stepped forward to ask.

"Why do I need two empty cups?" Lin Li asked puzzledly.

Waiter: “Huh?”

Waiter.exe is not responding.

"Eh... well, well, well, if you don't need another drink, is there anything else I can help you with?" the waiter forced the phone to turn on again and asked politely.

"Can you help me pay for it?" Lin Li asked sincerely.

Waiter.exe gave up running and logged out.

Bai Bufan always felt that the waiter's tray would hit Lin Li in the face at any time. He tried his best to avoid it while looking forward to this scene happening.

Smash it, smash it, I want to see a river of blood.

"Okay, stop going crazy in public. Now that we're done eating, let's pay the bill."

With her lips painted with shiny and attractive lip glaze, Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li, who must have done it on purpose, with amusement and helplessness, then stood up and said.

The two of them had indeed reached their limit.

After all, not everyone is Zhou Baowei.

Front desk.

"We are currently holding a lucky draw event in conjunction with the zoo. As long as you make a purchase, you can participate for free. Your purchase amount is just enough to participate five times. Why don't you give it a try?"

After scanning the code to pay, the receptionist pointed to the lottery roller on the table and said.

It's free, you'd be wasting your time if you don't join.

Lin Li was the first to step forward and shook the drum. After a while, a bead rolled down. After seeing the color of the bead, the receptionist congratulated him, "Congratulations, you won the first prize."

"Oh?"

Lin Li was slightly surprised.

Do I really have such luck?

Damn it, you wouldn't waste all your luck on such a weird thing, which led to infinite failures when drawing "Random Quality Spirit Stones", right?

This kind of thing is a tonic.

"What's the first prize?" Lin Li asked, "But let's just enjoy our good luck first."

"This is a half-price coupon. With this coupon, you can buy a ticket to Shanting Zoo at half price." The receptionist took out a paper coupon from the drawer and handed it to Lin Li.

Instantly boring.

No wonder it’s a free activity. It’s more like a promotion than an activity.

The first prize is so rubbish.

"Congratulations, you also won the first prize." The receptionist congratulated Bai Bufan who followed closely behind.

"Congratulations, you also won the first prize." The receptionist congratulated Ding Sihan who was following closely behind.

Lin, Ding and Bai looked at each other.

Is this event endorsed by Jackie Chan? Wow, the drop rate is really high.

That's not right.

Lin Li narrowed his eyes and asked the front desk: "Um, can I ask what prizes are in the prize pool?"

The receptionist laughed: "In the prize pool, from high to low, there are super prizes, special prizes, and other prizes."

Lin Li: “What are the other awards specifically?”

The receptionist laughed: "First prize."

Lin Li: "What about the second and third prizes?"

The receptionist laughed: "No."

Lin Li: "..."

Relieved.

It turns out that the Qi was not used in a distorted way, but that the Qi was being used in a stable manner.

The person who organizes the event at this store is also a genius.

Lin Li suddenly thought of NASA.

Rumor has it that the catheters NASA provided to astronauts were initially coded in small, medium, and large sizes, but when asked, the astronauts all chose the large size. As a result, astronauts often had problems with urine leakage, which caused NASA a lot of headaches.

So NASA changed the code to large, extra large, and huge.

The problem is solved.

The owner is from NASA, right? He also knows how to comfort customers.

No wonder the first prize is only a half-price purchase opportunity, now it is completely understandable.

"Congratulations, you won the special prize, which is a free ticket. You can redeem it at the zoo ticket office with this voucher. However, during holidays like now, you need to call in advance to ask if you can use it, but it should be no problem."

After hearing this voice, the three first prize winners turned their heads and looked at Chen Yuying, who had won the special prize.

It was Qu Wanqiu's turn. When the golden ball rolled out of the drum, Lin Li, Bai Bufan and Ding Sihan realized that people's joys and sorrows were not the same.

The lucky guy has been found.

However, the front desk staff explained that the so-called super prize is also free tickets, but there are only two tickets, and the conditions are the same.

"So we now have three free tickets and three half-price tickets? For one full-price ticket... 30 yuan for an adult, five people can go shopping? What do you say, do you want to go?"

When the five people walked out the door with the exchange coupons, the Lucky King Qu Wanqiu asked.

She has already searched for the zoo using short videos.

"If you want to use it, you have to call and ask if it's available. I'll go back and ask in the evening.

If you can, you can go and have a look, but don't expect too much from this kind of zoo. They are still holding activities during the National Day, and I haven't heard of it before. I guess it's a small town zoo. You can't expect to see the rare animals, but it doesn't matter if you play with them."

Lin Li analyzed after hearing this.

A few people thought it made sense, so they put the coupons away and decided to make a decision later.

After leaving the store, everyone went to buy drinks as usual.

Girls are like this. They just said they can’t eat anything, but in fact they have one stomach for food and another for milk tea and coffee.

Because of the lesson of last night's watered-down coffee, the five of them headed towards the nearest Luckin Coffee store.

The distance was not far, so the electric vehicles lined up in front of the store and did not move.

"Bufan, if you see an empty mineral water bottle on the road, will you become an unknown good citizen or a legendary football player?"

After seeing an empty bottle on the ground not far away, Lin Li turned around and asked Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan waved his hand.

——Let’s review the knowledge points. Bai Bufan waving his hand is not a refusal, but a sign that there is no need to say more.

Those who watched the series of public service announcements on the children's channel "Public Morality Competition, Officially Starts Today" when they were young are probably in their seventies or eighties now.

Bai Bufan and Lin Li had never seen it, and they had no morals or merits at all, so they played happily.

"I am a legend!" Bai Bufan said in shock after he kicked him into the trash can.

"Shit luck." Lin Li sneered.

“I figured this out.”

"Tsk, I guessed it."

"Can you give me a guess?"

"There are no living legends in Night City!" Lin Li was a little sour and anxious, ready to kill someone.

"What do you want to drink? Let's order together?" Ding Sihan turned around and interrupted the murder scene.

"I don't drink soy milk." Lin Li shook his head.

"Lin Li, the store in front of you is Luckin Coffee, not Yonghe King. I'm asking you what kind of coffee you want to drink." Ding Sihan rolled his eyes and said in a drawling voice.

"Coffee is also soy milk." Lin Li looked innocent and asked back, "Isn't it?"

Ding Sihan: "..."

"coffee--"

Ding Sihan wanted to refute, but after she opened her mouth, she found that she couldn't refute.

"You're awesome."

"I don't like it very much. I'm going to Mixue Military City to join the army and buy some fruit tea." Lin Li said, pointing to a shop not far away.

"Okay, we have to wait here for a while anyway." Ding Sihan nodded.

"I want to drink Orange Juice. I'll go too." Chen Yuying took a look at the drinks column and finally made a decision.

Bai Bufan is Lin Li's lackey, no need to say more.

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were waiting for coffee here, so Lin Li took Bai Bufan and Chen Yuying and walked towards the opposite side face to face.

"Damn, Renaissance, look, someone has started selling the most popular products from the 18th century again, and they are inexpensive and of good quality." Bai Bufan suddenly said, pointing to a small shop opposite.

Lin Li and Chen Yuying looked over.

On the glass door of the shop, there are promotional signs: "Dabao 3 Yuan", "Hair Mask 3 Yuan", "Soap 3 Yuan", and "Black Person 3 Yuan".

Chen Yuying: “…”

This is what black toothpaste means.

These two guys are particularly excited at times like this, really.

"It's suspected of racial discrimination. I want to report it." Lin Li looked unhappy.

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li in surprise.

Speak some human language.

"Why should the oil-eaters be charged the same price as the blacks? Soap must be sold for 5 yuan!" Lin Li said righteously.

Speak human language.

Bai Bufan smiled with relief.

Chen Yuying smiled helplessly.

Protecting merit is everyone’s responsibility.

"You two be careful." Lin Li suddenly reached out and grabbed the forearms of Bai Bufan and Chen Yuying.

An oncoming, uncivilized vehicle drove past quickly, passing through the puddles that had formed near the three people due to the sunken ground, splashing up a cloud of dirty water.

"This driver is really fucking dead."

Lin Li has always had a foul mouth, it's a pity that he doesn't have many techniques of cultivating immortals, otherwise he would definitely make the driver fly.

Then he turned his head to look at Chen Yuying who was protecting him, and belatedly let go of her hand, asking, "Squad leader, your little white skirt wasn't splashed, was it?"

"No." Chen Yuying lowered her head to check, then smiled and shook her head.

"That's good."

Then Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan who was protecting him, and asked, "Bufan, your little black legs weren't splashed, right?"

"Haha."

"Hahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Looking down at the spots of mud on his calves, Bai Bufan smiled happily and sincerely.

"You've fucking protected me, what do you think?" he said word by word.

"You knew I was protecting you, but you still got caught. You were so careless." Lin Li sighed, took out a dollar from his pocket that Bai Bufan had given him yesterday, and threw it lightly on Bai Bufan's body: "Wipe it clean yourself."

Bai Bufan: “?”

Can this also boomerang?
When it comes to animals, Bai Bufan is considered to be knowledgeable.

Before, when they were beasts, he and Lin Li were at most like a frog in a well seeing the moon. But after hearing it today, he felt that seeing Lin Li should be like a mayfly seeing the sky.

"call--"

Bai Bufan took a deep breath.

"To be honest, Sanqiao should really give me a banner in an official capacity. After all, I just prevented a murder," he said.

Lin Li smiled.

Who killed whom in this murder case?

It’s so hard to guess.

"Okay, we are both wearing shorts, so it's easy to wipe. I was also splashed, so I'll just consider it as sacrificing myself for others." Lin Li took the tissue that Chen Yuying took out from the bag, gave it to Bai Bufan, and started to wipe his own dirty legs, saying at the same time:

"The evaluation is about that stupid driver just now. The only one breathing in his house should be the tomb robber under the old grave."

Bai Bufan nodded in approval: "I envy him a lot, at least a selfie can be a family portrait, which is very convenient during the New Year."

The two men were dirty people with no manners to begin with, and after being splashed with water like that, the family of the unknown driver was in big trouble.

Chen Yuying who was standing by was shocked. These were the words she used when she was around them. If she was not there, she couldn't imagine what kind of dirty words they would say.

However, when she looked down at her little white dress, her steps became lighter for no reason.

In a corner that Lin Li hadn't noticed at all.

Task six.

[Use physical contact and union to make girls feel happy]

Its progress bar grew a lot.

(End of this chapter)