Chapter 207 Rural Credit Cooperatives

Chapter 207 Rural Credit Cooperatives

Chapter 207 Rural Credit Cooperatives
Teenage style is precious, but the boy going crazy after pushing for half an hour is also devastating.

In front of the battery swap station, Bai Bufan put his fist against his waist, gasping for breath.

Bai Bufan has become an adult because of this.

Lin Li is scanning the QR code to pay at the battery swap station.

Fortunately, lunch was not until after two o'clock, so everyone was not hungry so early. So after learning about the situation of the two people, the girls naturally chose to wait until the two of them arrived before eating.

"Do you have kidney deficiency? You're so tired." Lin Li took out the fully charged battery and started to replace it. He looked at Bai Bufan's condition and laughed sneerfully.

"You little brat, how dare you vilify someone's innocence out of thin air!" Bai Bufan's eyes widened.

"I can cure it." Lin Li said concisely.

"I have been wandering for half my life and have not met a wise master. If you don't abandon me, I am willing to be your foster father."

"Looking at your illness, it's hard to cure it with Chinese medicine. You need two cups of pesticides, and the effect will be immediate."

Bai Bufan: “…”

What do you mean by "Chinese medicine can't cure it, so now we have to use pesticides to treat it?" Where did this quack doctor come from?
"Is that his mother? Is that his father? Your mother is a maid, so she gave birth to a thief rat!"

"Bounce back."

After the battery was replaced, Lin Li motioned Bai Bufan to get in the car, then started the car and said, "Bufan, you really need to exercise, otherwise you will be the only one to be chased by girls in the next physical test."

"A girl is chasing me? I'm really looking forward to it." Bai Bufan was getting horny behind him.

"You are useless." Lin Li scolded with a smile.

"You don't understand at all. In my life up to now, the only person who has ever said to me 'Bufan, please don't go' was my physical education teacher during the physical education class." Bai Bufan said miserably.

"The most intense exercise you've ever experienced in bed in your life, did you get calf cramps in the middle of the night?" Lin Li asked, "When you were most wild in bed, did you sleep for more than ten hours like a koala?"

Bai Bufan: "...Lin Li, I really need to find a truckload of bread men to take care of you."

But Bai Bufan reacted soon after, punched Lin Li on the back, and said disdainfully: "Don't act like you've experienced other bed sports."

"Haha, the most intense sex I've ever done in bed was turning off the lights and finding that the quilt was upside down, so I used my feet to spin the quilt to find the length and width."

"...Then you have a very happy life." Bai Bufan was convinced.

I suggest that we take a special course on how to quickly and accurately distinguish the long and short sides of a quilt. It is too difficult, especially when you wake up in the middle of the night and are groggy.

This thing is just like a USB flash drive. It won’t fit in if you put it right side up, and it won’t fit in if you put it wrong side up. But it finally fits in after you put it right side up.

arrive at the destination.

"This store is good." Lin Li said when he walked in and saw three girls sitting inside.

"You know it's delicious even before you eat it?" Ding Sihan asked with a smile.

"Yes, the location is great. With four machine guns, we can control the entire street." Lin Li sighed.

Ding Sihan: "..."

"You are also Su Yu, right?" Chen Yuying knew this allusion, so she said with a smile.

Maybe it was because of the many bad reviews, the food in this restaurant was just average and did not meet expectations at all.

After dinner, we didn’t go to Shanting to play anywhere else. There were still many areas in the B&B that had not been explored, so everyone chose to go back first.

Ding Sihan originally wanted everyone to go to the cinema to watch a theatrical movie.

Then after looking at the National Day screening schedule, she took the initiative to say that she was joking.

In recent years, the quality of movies has really been declining, both at home and abroad.

Especially abroad, try your mother's political correctness again.

Return to the B&B.

"I've asked about Shanting Zoo, and we can use these tickets tomorrow. Do you want to go?" Qu Wanqiu, who had just finished a phone call, came back and asked everyone.

"I looked at the notes and videos shared by tourists. Shanting Zoo is not big and there are indeed not many rare animals, but it is not bad either. You can interact with some animals. Some people complain about the high ticket price, but we are getting it for free, so it is okay to go and have fun."

Ding Sihan, who was watching the short video about tourists complaining about the zoo, looked up and said.

There is much more meaning in reading negative reviews than positive ones.

"Then let's go and have some fun. Since it's not that big, we don't have to get up early like we do at the amusement park. You can just wake up naturally and we'll go there in the afternoon." Lin Li said after hearing that.

No one else had any objections, so the decision was made.

"Continue playing the board game?" Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li, or rather, the focus was on Lin Li's feet.

"Foot fetishism is really disgusting." Lin Li felt a chill and waved his hands quickly: "No, unless you play Three Kingdoms Kill."

Unfortunately, the girls had no interest at all, especially after seeing the character skills that were like short essays.

They said they were going to give this crappy game a bad review.

In this life.

There is also a mahjong table in the B&B, and everyone planned to play some mahjong, but when it comes to mahjong, every town, let alone the county, may have its own way of playing.

Bai Bufan is still playing the game of Beautiful Girl Japanese Mahjong - the kind where your clothes will burst when you win.

Qu Wanqiu is a complete novice at mahjong, so she and Ding Sihan are just a family.

Everyone chose the simplest Hang Ma.

"There are 1.5 billion US dollars in this Swiss bank card. Tonight, I'm all in." Lin Li started to make threats while the mahjong machine was shuffling the cards, and threw a card onto the table.

"I hate people like you who speak in a mixture of Chinese and English the most. It's really low." Bai Bufan said disdainfully.

Lin Li: "..."

Sometimes I really want to ban the hero Bai Bufan.

"However," Bai Bufan was also very cool and threw a card on the table: "Are you the only one with money? Here is my 1.5 billion US dollars deposited in the rural credit union, follow!"

Lin Li: "?"

There was silence at first, and then Ding Sihan's laughter exploded, and everyone started laughing. Lin Li slammed the mahjong table wildly: "Hahaha, no, Bai Bufan, why the hell are you in the Rural Credit Union?"

It's very imposing, but it seems to have no momentum.

Lin Li now understood why rich people had to deposit their money in those foreign banks that sounded awesome.

When you need to take out your card at a rural credit union, it's a bit difficult to ask.

Chen Yuying patted Lin Li's hand as he was peeking at the cards, suppressed a smile and sighed, "Lin Li, your hands are really not very clean."

hateful.

My little trick of taking advantage of the chaos was discovered again. How come the class monitor's eyesight is so good? Why can she always find out when I cheat at the first sight?

"Because I'm not a guy like you who worships foreign things and fawns on foreigners. I believe in Rural Credit Cooperatives. Rural Credit Cooperatives are the best!" Bai Bufan spoke for Rural Credit Cooperatives.

Lin Li put his thumb on his chin and his body shook with laughter. Bai Bufan repeated it once and he wanted to laugh again.

However, Lin Li nodded and agreed: "You have convinced me. After today's card game is over, I will immediately withdraw my money from the Swiss Bank and deposit it in the Rural Credit Cooperative."

"This boy is teachable." Bai Bufan was very happy. Lin Li suspected that this boy could get a commission.

However, Lin Li found that he was overthinking.

Because after the game was over, he lost all his 1.5 billion U.S. dollars.

Damn, are these people cheating? Or is this the legendary novice protection period? Why can a complete newbie like Qu Wanqiu win so quickly?

The good news is that your starting hand is a quasi-national master. The bad news is that you are not playing Japanese Mahjong, so all your cards are useless.

Where is the monstrous Shura brand wave? Save it.

The girls naturally did not agree with losing only US dollars, because they no longer needed to be bound by the task, and the punishment was also different from yesterday. Lin Li's face was covered with turtles.

Seeing this, Bai Bufan whispered to Lin Li, "Now you have two identical heads."

But not a human head.

After getting tired of playing mahjong, it was not too late yet, so they planned to take a shower first and then go to the home theater in the B&B to watch a movie or variety show.

Lin Li asked Bai Bufan to wash first, and he went back to his room to let the "Substitute Jade-faced Buddha" absorb his excess energy and strength.

When Bai Bufan came back to the room after wiping his hair, he looked at Lin Li with a complaining look on his face: "It's all your fault. I just pooped a lot."

Lin Li: "?"

"Because I miss you over and over again." Bai Bufan explained for Lin Li.

"Get the hell out of here."

Lin Li said that some boys, really, if they use the skills they use to flirt with boys to flirt with girls, they might have started a new life.

"I don't mind that you are a man, why do you mind that I am a man?" Bai Bufan got angry when he got this result.

"Don't mess with me, brother." Lin Li raised his middle finger.

"Then you deal with me, brother." Bai Bufan always has a way. Others can be salty or sweet, but Bufan can be 1 or 0.

Lin Li: “…Fuck.”

Bai Bufan: "Now?"

"Your mother——"

As everyone knows, every beating Bai Bufan received was not innocent.

When Lin Li finished his shower, got dressed and went to the home theater, Bai Bufan was the only one there.

The home theater has soft sofas, reclining cushions, and even a massage chair.

It’s slow for girls to take a shower and take care of their skin, so I guess all three of them will have to come down together.

When Lin Li entered the room, Bai Bufan looked at the chandelier above his head and scratched it with his hand. When he realized what he had done and saw Lin Li again, his face changed drastically:
"I'm just itchy!"

"How lonely you are, facing the chandelier - damn it."

Lin Li, who had been predicted, clapped his hands in annoyance. It was still too late.

"Lin Li, why is there such a big hole in the ceiling?" Bai Bufan continued to look at the chandelier and pointed to an area and asked curiously.

"To prevent children from accidentally ingesting it. This can provide a breathing hole for children who swallow it." Lin Li gave the standard answer in seconds.

Bai Bufan: “…”

Damn you.

A child who could accidentally eat this chandelier with a diameter of nearly one meter must be a juvenile Bogang.

"Zero points for a messed up formula."

Lin Li turned on the set-top box and started to see what was available in the home theater.

"What are we going to see next?" Bai Bufan stopped studying the chandelier and came up to ask.

"Most likely a horror movie. Watching horror movies together is also an indispensable part of team building." Lin Li has silently switched to the horror channel.

"I'm a little sleepy. I should probably go to bed first." Bai Bufan wanted to leave, but Lin Li held him back.

"I'm not asking you to watch it alone, and your father and I are next to you when you sleep, so what are you afraid of?" Lin Li sneered.

"Lin Li, when you are the only one I can rely on, I would rather have no one to rely on." Bai Bufan said to Lin Li with deep emotion.

Lin Li: "..."

Damn, this bastard’s words are quite hurtful.

"Besides, I can't forget this thing for a while after seeing it. What should I do if I want to remember it when I get home? I'm the only one in my room." Bai Bufan said with a frown.

"To be honest, if you put yourself in the shoes of the ghost who has been sleeping under your bed, I think he should be the one who is more scared, right?" Lin Li described the poor ghost for Bai Bufan:

"Every time he sees your disgusting feet, he would sigh, 'Fuck, that ghost who masturbates on my roof all day is back again, and I can't sleep well tonight.'"

Bai Bufan: “…”

"You comforted me very well. Don't comfort me next time. I still think we should watch something classic, right?"

"Shanghai Fortress?"

"What kind of classic is this?"

“There are many films that were initially considered bad, but people later discovered they were classics.

"Shanghai Fortress" is such a work. When it was first released, everyone thought it was a bad movie. After some time had passed, everyone realized that it was a classic bad movie.

Even if it is infamous for thousands of years, it is still a classic. "

Lin Li is the vindication of the fortress.

T-Is this right?

"Why don't we watch a science fiction movie, Lin Li? You know, only in space can you have breasts that don't sag. This is what I like most about science fiction." Bai Bufan said sincerely.

Lin Li: "?"

The artistic content of this sentence is a bit too high, and it perfectly embodies the vulgar romance of science fiction.

"I also want to see breasts that won't sag, but I'm afraid girls won't want to see that." Lin Li said regretfully.

"Then let's watch a horror movie." In that case, Bai Bufan could only pick the less smelly ones from the shit pot.

Sure enough, when the girls came to the home theater together and Lin Li asked, the first answer was horror movies.

Perhaps because everyone was there, Chen Yuying had no objection at all.

The voting subject must be a human being, so it is passed unanimously.

Bai Bufan tremblingly took out his mobile phone and pointed it at the screen. Lin Li looked at it curiously, and then couldn't hold it anymore.

This kid turned on the Hello Kitty special effects, and all the people who appeared in the phone became very cute. Bai Bufan even added rabbit ears for them.

Lin Li: "..."

What a genius.

It is also to give these characters a good lesson, letting them know the consequences of scaring Bai Bufan.

But Bai Bufan didn't take one thing into consideration. When he suddenly appeared in the face, the special effects couldn't react in time.

Looking at Bai Bufan hiding in his arms and Chen Yuying hiding in Ding Sihan's arms next to him, Lin Li scratched his head.

This isn't right.

(End of this chapter)