Chapter 208 A man among men, a male among males
Chapter 208 A man among men, a male among males
The main theme of Western horror is blood: for example, a nurse holding a sharp knife, with wounds all over her body and still ravaging her face, with bright red blood all around.
Chinese horror focuses on harmony: for example, the nurse holding a sharp knife has her entire body blurred and is still ravaging her face, with green blood all around her.
After watching the horror movie, everyone was actually okay.
"I'm going to the fucking toilet, and you're spreading rumors that I'm going to change my pants. Isn't that too much!"
However, when Bai Bufan came back from the toilet and noticed that everyone was looking at him strangely, he found the real culprit in a second.
After watching the horror movie, it wasn't too late yet, so everyone decided to watch another one.
Only this time it was a romance movie.
Lin Li was not too interested in the love movie without action, and fell asleep while watching it.
Lin Li woke up with a scream that sounded like the movie heroine's.
The pillow was Bai Bufan's shoulder, which was unlucky.
I'll have to wash my hair again later.
He rubbed his eyes. The movie was still going on. Ding Sihan was gone. Qu Wanqiu fell asleep in Chen Yuying's arms. Chen Yuying was still watching the movie. After noticing that he woke up, she smiled and waved at him slightly.
Comparing Lin Li to Qu Wanqiu is really infuriating.
After Lin Li responded, he turned around and saw that Bai Bufan had also fallen asleep.
Although it was difficult, Lin Li still came out facing the sleeping Bai Bufan.
——Means to walk out without waking up Bai Bufan.
When I got to the bathroom, I saw Ding Sihan coming out - usually no one would go to the third floor to use the bathroom.
"You're awake." Ding Sihan greeted and Lin Li nodded.
After going to the bathroom, Lin Li saw Ding Sihan looking for snacks in the living room.
"Are you hungry?" Lin Li asked while wiping his hands with a tissue.
"Yeah, the restaurant tonight wasn't very good. I didn't eat much, and the snacks weren't very good either. Lin Li, do you want to eat anything? I plan to order takeout."
Ding Sihan nodded, searched through the snacks on the table for a while, and asked.
"No, I've already brushed my teeth." Lin Li was not very hungry, so he refused.
"Okay." Ding Sihan didn't force it.
"Wait, don't order yet!" Lin Li's voice suddenly came over.
"Ah?" Ding Sihan was startled. "What's wrong? Do you want to eat? I haven't decided what you want to eat yet."
"Ordering takeout is unhealthy, Ding Sihan, let me make you a midnight snack." Lin Li said sincerely.
He just suddenly remembered that in the task of getting sincere praise, if "4" requires each companion to do it once, then he has not yet received praise from Ding Sihan.
And now, I have acquired the talent of "cooking" and Ding Sihan is very hungry. Perhaps this is a good opportunity for me to get this praise.
Ding Sihan swallowed his saliva when he heard this.
But I'm not greedy, I'm trembling——
"The takeaway may at most make me slightly sick, but you want to take my life, Lin Li, I don't deserve this, do I?" Ding Sihan said in horror.
The bitter memories have been regurgitated into the brain.
Lin Li: "..."
That’s so hurtful.
But he couldn't blame Ding Sihan, after all, he had a criminal record, so Lin Li just said sincerely: "Little Ding Ding, you should look at me with new eyes after three days of absence. You can't look at me with the same eyes as before."
"Then you have to wait for two more days. It's not even the first three days yet." Ding Sihan shook his head vigorously.
"Please believe me this time. The reason why I messed up so badly yesterday was mainly to avoid stealing the limelight from Xiaojuju. I did it on purpose. I am actually quite proficient in cooking." Lin Li argued.
Seeing that Ding Sihan still didn't believe it, Lin Li continued to persuade her:
"Well, you can watch me make a midnight snack for you later, and then you will know. If you think you can't eat it or it doesn't taste good, you don't have to eat it."
"...Okay." Ding Sihan nodded hesitantly.
There is no shortage of ingredients in the B&B, and there are still quite a few left over from yesterday in the refrigerator.
"What are you doing?" Seeing Lin Li taking the ingredients and starting to close the door carefully with his head still against the gap, Ding Sihan asked in confusion.
"Oh, sorry, I accidentally started observing the refrigerator light turning off experiment in front of the refrigerator." Lin Li scratched his head and said.
When I was a kid, I felt like a physics genius when I discovered that I could turn off the lights automatically by pressing the refrigerator door.
Damn it, Lin Li suddenly remembered that when he was a child, Wu Min said she would give him a refrigerator as a birthday present. He was so happy for a long time and felt so happy.
I will also give my children a 4090 in the future.
After confirming what ingredients were available, Lin Li took out his cell phone.
"What are you doing now?" Ding Sihan watched the scene from the side and asked puzzledly.
"Look up what dishes can be made with these ingredients and how to make them." Lin Li answered honestly.
Ding Sihan: “?”
Ding Sihan turned around and left: "I'm going to order takeout!"
After all this time, this guy is just learning on the spot! He still wants to die!
"No, no, no! This is not a problem!" Lin Li quickly grabbed Ding Sihan.
Talents provide skills and knowledge, and the body will also directly acquire proficiency. Lin Li can now flip the pan and stir-fry, and he also knows how to distinguish and handle seasonings and ingredients... but he really doesn't know any recipes at all.
I'd better open a [Strong Knowledge] app to memorize some recipes as a knowledge reserve. It's really hard to make others believe that I can cook if I look them up every time.
After finding a recipe suitable for these ingredients, Lin Li immediately began to prepare.
"Tuk-tuk-tuk."
Start processing the ingredients first.
Ding Sihan, who was standing aside with a helpless look on his face, widened his eyes.
Because Lin Liqie was too skilled.
There was almost no distance between the knife and the fingertips, and it always felt like the fingers would be cut in the next second, but Lin Li maintained this distance and cut the ingredients extremely quickly, and his cuts were very even and neat.
More skilled and confident than Qu Wanqiu.
It would have been even faster if the knife at the B&B was not sharp enough.
Lin Li heated up the oil in a pan and started cooking.
"You really can do it?" Seeing this scene, Ding Sihan had to believe it.
Lin Li tilted his head, looking a little proud: "Xiao Ding, when have I ever lied to you?"
"It happened dozens of times today alone."
Lin Li: "..."
It seems so.
"Your poached eggs are so smooth. The eggs I lay always fall apart and I can only fry them." Ding Sihan sighed.
"That's easy. You have to use chicken offal."
Ding Sihan: “?”
"Get out of here!"
"Quack, quack, quack. Anyway, you understand. I did it on purpose to make you laugh yesterday. I didn't show my true strength at all. There's a lot of smoke here. Go wait at the dining table."
Lin Li said with a grin, his face full of confidence and his movements calmly.
"Okay. I'm a little looking forward to it." Lin Li's confidence was really shining, and Ding Sihan nodded.
Wait until Ding Sihan's footsteps fade away.
Lin Li was no longer calm. He looked around furtively, then immediately picked up a pair of chopsticks and reached into the pot. He picked up some ingredients, blew on them, and after they cooled down a little, he stuffed them into his mouth.
"Well, it's not enough."
Damn, those bastards who write recipes, where are your damsels in “moderation” and “appropriateness”?
Don’t you have any idea of the level of people who see your recipes?
Can't you give me some specific data?
……
"Ahaha, the chicken soup is here." Lin Li brought out three plates and placed them in front of Ding Sihan.
"This scrambled egg will be your staple food. Don't worry, considering it's just plain food, the ones I make are relatively light and not salty."
Ding Sihan looked at the delicious dishes in front of him and found it hard to associate them with the person who made the coal yesterday.
Seeing that it wasn't that bad after looking at and smelling it, Ding Sihan was no longer afraid and picked up the chopsticks: "Then I'll eat it."
"Of course." Lin Li nodded and sat opposite.
After taking a tentative bite, Ding Sihan's eyes lit up: "Delicious!"
After giving Lin Li a thumbs up, Ding Sihan began to eat with relish.
Lin Li was not in a hurry. After Ding Sihan had almost finished eating, he cleared his throat and said, "After finishing the meal, you should know what to do with the chef."
Ding Sihan nodded and left.
Come back in two minutes.
A one-dollar bill was thrown at Lin Li, and Ding Sihan said in a cold voice: "Clean it up yourself."
Lin Li: "?"
"Why did this dollar come back into my hands? You didn't wake up Bai Bufan specifically to ask him to give you the money, did you? And why did you clean it up? What do you think of me?" Lin Li's defense was broken.
So Lin Li was very angry. This time, when he took the money, he didn't even rub it on his face, but put it directly into his pocket.
"Hehe." Ding Sihan smiled first, then gave Lin Li a thumbs up: "Okay, okay.
Thank you Lin Li, I am very satisfied with the midnight snack you made. Wanqiu can only be the king of chefs. You are the real ancient Greek god in charge of kitchens.
The top chef, the chef among chefs, the best chef at cooking, the sixth generation chef, the overwhelming chef! The master chef! The best chef in the world..."
【During this team training, I received heartfelt recognition and praise from other team members (3/4).】
Lin Li: "..."
"You're mumbling, but you didn't curse me secretly, did you?"
(End of this chapter)