Chapter 209 Lin Li is a rotten crotch

Chapter 209 Lin Li is a rotten crotch

Chapter 209 Lin Li is a rotten crotch
The goal was achieved and Lin Li was very satisfied.

In fact, the dishes I cook are not so-called "master chef" dishes. It's not that exaggerated. They are probably equivalent to the level of an ordinary chef.

After all, in the eyes of the system, it is just a talent that cannot be shown on the [Panel].

If I were asked to cook any Kung Fu dishes now, I would be at a loss.

Perhaps there was another reason, which was that Ding Sihan had no hope in Lin Li at all.

As the saying goes, if the hope is bigger, then the hope will be bigger, so if the hope is smaller, then the hope will be smaller.

Lin Li's performance naturally exceeded Ding Sihan's expectations.

To round it off, Lin Li also played the role of a contrasting male.

"I didn't scold you secretly. I scolded you openly, didn't I?" Hearing Lin Li's question, Ding Sihan spread out his hands, looking a little innocent.

Lin Li: "..."

He made no secret of the fact that he did it on purpose when he said he was a cooking god.

and many more.

System, you tell your dam, what part of her heart is it? Hmm? Speak!
"I hope you are not denying this direction." So Lin Li raised his middle finger.

But since he had received the money, he had to do his job, so Lin Li began to clear the dishes on the table.

This made Ding Sihan feel embarrassed, so she quickly sat on the sofa, opened a bottle of drink, sipped it in small sips, and cheered for Lin Li.

Damn you.

This is really extraordinary.

Lin Li always felt that one day, Bai Bufan would be called Little Ding Sihan.

Forget it. I shouldn't have so little confidence in Bai Bufan. He has been the leader in the dog racing industry for ten thousand years and has almost monopolized it. If the country doesn't interfere, it won't be so easy for latecomers to surpass him.

Hayek's invisible big hand really deserves to slap Bai Bufan twice.

As for Ding Sihan's bossy attitude, Lin Li didn't care at all. After all, he attacked Ding Sihan every now and then, so he deserved it for ending up like this.

Lin Li would forget about this matter after ten or eight years and would not take it to heart and look for an opportunity to retaliate.

"Ding Sihan, go ask the squad leader if she wants to have a midnight snack. If there's any food left, just tell me on the phone." Lin Li was in a good mood after completing a small task. He didn't forget that he still needed Chen Yuying's approval, so he said.

"Okay." Ding Sihan nodded and walked towards the home theater room. After taking two steps, he turned back suddenly, squinted his eyes and stared at Lin Li, questioning: "Lin Li, have I become a eunuch who tests poison? Have I become Bai Bufan?"

Lin Li: "?"

How do you associate this?
Oh, I thought I was practicing by making midnight snacks for her.

This misunderstanding is too profound.

"Ah Ding, don't you think the first time is precious? When I become a rotten crotch one day and can cook for anyone who pays, it will be more precious, right? So, why bother about these, you earned it."

Lin Li continued to clear the dishes and said with a smile.

"You need to apologize to the profession of chef! Cooking for money is just a rubbish!"

Ding Sihan's eyes widened when she heard this. She didn't even understand why the words had taken such a turn.

"If you do it for money, isn't it just like having your pants rotten?"

"……Impressed."

Ding Sihan covered her face and walked away.

Lin Li hummed Wuming's tune and turned around when he heard the sound of a door opening and closing. It was Chen Yuying walking towards him.

"Why did the squad leader come out? Aren't you going to continue watching the movie?" Lin Li asked with some confusion.

After all, I can just contact myself on the phone, and it doesn’t matter if I wait for the food to be served inside to eat.

"I was curious that you can cook, so I came out to see." Chen Yuying walked to Lin Li and spoke with a smile.

This is much more interesting than the climax and ending of the movie.

"So you want to eat?" Lin Li asked.

"Can you just make a little bit? It's not a good time to eat, and I'm not particularly hungry." Chen Yuying asked with her hands behind her back and slightly tilted her head.

"It's all right. My crotch is already torn, so anything is fine." Lin Li nodded in a toying tone.

Chen Yuying: “?”

After listening to Lin Li's explanation, Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li helplessly.

This guy.

"You really can cook?" When Lin Li really started to make midnight snacks, Chen Yuying also exclaimed with some surprise.

"Yes, this is me." Lin Li was a little proud.

"Then why did you tell us yesterday that you couldn't?"

"In order to give Qu Wanqiu a chance to show herself, I am willing to hide my achievements and fame." Lin Li continued with this speech.

"But I don't think you're pretending."

Damn, Chen Yuying is actually smarter than that idiot Ding Sihan.

"Well, actually, I failed in making the candied fruit yesterday. After learning from my mistakes, I spent an entire night diligently mastering it, just to impress you."

Lin Li then made up another reason, his tone and demeanor confident and arrogant:
"You know, a great man like me, if he wants to do something well, he will succeed."

"What about mathematics?" Chen Yuying asked.

"Except for mathematics."

"What about physics?" Chen Yuying asked again.

"Except for physics."

"What about chemistry?" Chen Yuying continued to ask.

"Okay, okay, squad leader, just treat what I just said as nonsense. It would be really rude of you to keep asking questions. Just sit down and wait for your food." Lin Li said happily while tossing the pot.

Chen Yuying smiled and nodded.

Although she has been sabotaging him all the time, she actually feels that if Lin Li wants to do something well, he will really succeed.

The small and exquisite midnight snack with a Michelin feel was served quickly.

"It tastes good, Lin Li, you are amazing." After eating, Chen Yuying also gave her approval.

However, the task did not respond. This was definitely not a false compliment, but it was not recognized by the system, the so-called "from the heart" level?

I understand. The squad leader is still not hungry enough.

Find an opportunity to starve the squad leader for three days, and then let her eat this meal. I think she will truly approve of you from the bottom of her heart.

It's a pity that Uncle Chen wouldn't allow himself to starve his daughter like this.

Lin Li was not in a hurry and would just look for an opportunity later.

After Chen Yuying finished eating, she consciously took the plate to the kitchen and prepared to clean up after herself.

"Wait, wait." Lin Li suddenly stretched out his hand to signal not to be impatient.

Then, under Chen Yuying's puzzled gaze, Lin Li took out the one-dollar bill from his pocket and threw it in front of Chen Yuying: "Clean it up yourself."

Chen Yuying: “?”

"This is a kind of inheritance, squad leader." Lin Li looked sincere.

Chen Yuying didn't understand, but she respected it.

After they cleaned the dishes thoroughly together, they returned to the home theater.

The movie was still showing, but it was already coming to an end. After all, the BGM had already started playing, and the hero and heroine were already hugging each other and kissing each other with tears in their eyes.

Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu were still sleeping.

There is no need to explain Lin Li's identity as a warm-hearted man. Seeing this, he stepped forward to cover Qu Wanqiu with a blanket and strangled Bai Bufan's neck.

Bai Bufan, who was having trouble breathing, opened his eyes instantly, stared at Lin Li who was pinching his neck, and asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm measuring your neck because I plan to buy you a necklace to commemorate our kinky brotherhood, so ignore me and continue sleeping. By the way, it's normal to feel a little dizzy later."

Lin Li smiled kindly.

"Who the hell taught you to measure your neck like this? If you want to kill me, just say so." Bai Bufan laughed angrily. Lin Li: "Oh, then I want to kill you."

Bai Bufan: “…”

Are you really frank?

Do you know how to listen to advice now?

Opening Lin Li's hand, Bai Bufan sat up.

In a few minutes, the hero and the heroine lived a happy life, and the credits rose.

It's already past twelve o'clock.

At least Lin Li should go to bed.

After waking up Qu Wanqiu, the five people returned to their respective floors.

"It's over. I'm more awake now after this good sleep." Bai Bufan returned to the second floor, rubbed his shoulders and said.

So he decided to play some games since he didn't need to get up early the next day anyway.

Lin Li naturally didn't go.

After Bai Bufan left, Lin Li first checked the "Spirit Spring" and replaced the fully charged spirit stone with an empty shell.

Then click [Mall].

【You have purchased "Lucky Talisman"*1. 】

[You have purchased "Random Quality Spirit Stone"*1. ]

With a wave of his hand, Lin Li began to spend money lavishly.

The output of a "Spirit Spring" is only a small surplus after meeting daily consumption, but if nothing unexpected happens, there will be more and more places where I will need spiritual energy in the future. Now that there is more system currency, I might as well get another "Spirit Spring" to extract it.

Three days have passed, and the use of the "Fortune Talisman" will not have any backlash.

After attaching the "Fortune Talisman" to himself, Lin Li immediately used the "Random Quality Spirit Stone".

[You have obtained "Superior Spirit Stone"*1. ]

"Eh?"

The "Fortune Talisman" still lost its activity and fell off, but the result was somewhat different from what Lin Li expected.

My fixed formula seems to be wrong.

However, after thinking for a moment, Lin Li suddenly understood.

The "Lucky Talisman" only increases your chances of getting high-quality rewards, but does not guarantee that you will get the "Spiritual Spring".

——The fact that the "Lucky Talisman" has lost its activity is the best proof.

If it can ensure that it obtains the highest quality rewards, then it should still have a surplus of luck.

I just took it for granted.

Lin Li materialized a "superior-grade spirit stone", which was actually smaller in size than the inferior-grade one. However, Lin Li could clearly feel that the quality of the spiritual energy it contained was far higher than that of the inferior-grade one.

Since he had nothing to do, Lin Li started to use it to continue refining the "Duck Blood Bottle".

The amount of spiritual energy contained in the top grade is ridiculously greater than that in the lower grade. Lin Li's current speed of absorbing spiritual energy is no longer the same as before, but after ten minutes of refining, only a tiny bubble appeared inside the spirit stone.

According to conservative estimates, the content of one pill is at least more than a hundred pills of lower quality.

To some extent, it also solved Lin Li's worry about insufficient spiritual energy reserves when needed in the future.

Moreover, it will be more convenient to charge "Lingquan" in the future. You no longer need to replace the empty shell from time to time. If this one is used up, it may take ten days or half a month to fully charge "Lingquan".

Not too disappointed, Lin Li turned off the lights and went to sleep.

The next day, the fifth.

[Get up before the Mao hour for one month in a row and practice the Eight-Stage Body Building Exercise seriously, and before the Chen hour, for a total of at least half an hour (29/30). ]

I didn't expect that a month would be over so soon.

Tomorrow I will be able to complete the longest task I have ever experienced.

After training, Lin Li did not rush back to the B&B, but stood outside and activated [Wind Control] - the CD had already been saved up once, and there would be a second time in a few hours.

The moment it was turned on, the wind around him seemed to be connected to him. Lin Li could sense their existence and where they were going.

Twist.

The wind that was supposed to blow towards him, under Lin Li's intention, changed to blow upwards. The influx of wind made Lin Li's clothes bulge.

That’s great. From now on I can act like a gangster on the street and play the skirt-blowing game (real life version) without anyone noticing.

Great.

Lin Li Xiuxian's purpose, besides making the mother and son he had already met fly, wasn't it just to blow up girls' skirts?

Changing the wind direction is not difficult, but Lin Li can only focus on changing the directions of two winds at the same time.

Lin Li then began to try to generate wind on his own.

As he thought about it, the wind appeared out of thin air around him and blew towards the big tree beside him.

The leaves began to sway with a rustling sound, and the tips of the branches trembled slightly.

The wind was quite strong, it could blow the test papers on the desk all over the place and force the closed textbooks open.

This is Lin Li’s current limit, and it cannot last too long as his physical strength is consumed quickly.

If it is a slight wind, it can be controlled all the time and the consumption can be ignored.

It is more useful than the current [Healing], and if it can grow with your own strength, then the future is promising. But don't rush to use the "Ability Amplifier". There are only two in the [Warehouse], and you may encounter stronger abilities in the future.

I returned to the living room and made myself a simple breakfast with the remaining ingredients in the refrigerator. After eating, I turned on [Strengthening Memorization] and memorized recipes, driving test knowledge, and ballet repertoire.

[Strong Knowledge] There is a limit to the ability you can accumulate. It would be a waste if you don't use it. It's just right to use it to memorize these.

As for why he still had to memorize the driving test knowledge after completing the task, Lin Li thought that he had already learned so much recently, so he might as well take the driver's license test directly when he became an adult.

Just like yesterday, Chen Yuying went downstairs at around eight o'clock.

After Chen Yuying finished breakfast, the two continued to go out and practice driving.

The task is completed, and driving practice is driving practice.

However, there were not many parts that required Lin Li today, and Chen Yuying was gradually becoming familiar with them by herself.

After riding for half an hour, she took the initiative to ask Lin Li to drive the electric bike to the open space so that she could try it.

With yesterday's experience and the fact that the vehicle was not on a road, Chen Yuying was able to ride smoothly and asked Lin Li to record a video.

……

Chen Zhongping, who was actually also at the pavilion, put down his phone and frowned.

After confirming that his daughter always took a taxi when traveling and that this electric car was only a means of transportation for Lin Li and Bai Bufan, he felt a little relieved.

But I rode a bicycle yesterday, but today I rode an electric scooter?
It's too big a step and not practical at all.

I’m talking about Yingying’s teacher.

From this we can get:

Lin Li, this guy, dares to breathe today, and he will dare to slap his father tomorrow, and he will dare to kill people, burn things and do all kinds of evil the day after tomorrow.

Chen Zhongping believes that it is well-reasoned, objective and fair and does not contain any slander.

Yingying just refused to let me go see her. It must have been this guy who instigated her.

Therefore, this child must not be kept.

"Chen Zhongping: Are you there?"

"AAAA Cement Wholesale: Brother, I'm here, are you going to renovate again?"

"Chen Zhongping: If I arrange for a child to visit your factory, could he accidentally fall into your machine?"

"Chen Zhongping: Is there a risk of survival?"

(End of this chapter)