Chapter 210 Hello, I need property notarization
Chapter 210 Hello, I need property notarization
After the three lazy guys got up at noon, the five of them went out to eat.
It should be an Internet celebrity restaurant. It is quite stylish even in the middle of the day. The decoration is quite luxurious, and there are candles on each table.
"Bufan, do you know what a burning candle smells like?" After Lin Li sat down, he had nothing to do, so he asked Bai Bufan.
"It tastes like paraffin." Bai Bufan looked at the menu and answered casually.
"Your smell is at the first level, but in fact, you can smell the burnt nose hair. If you don't believe me, try getting closer." Lin Li looked expectant and simply brought the candle over.
Bai Bufan: “…”
Damn you.
"I believe it, I believe it too much, but stay away from me with your candle." Bai Bufan dodged decisively.
The food in the internet celebrity shop tastes okay, but the price is a bit expensive.
After dinner, everyone set off for the zoo.
When we arrived at the zoo entrance, there was a short queue at the entrance, perhaps because the ticket seller had just started work after the lunch break.
However, the lottery tickets had been confirmed and reserved yesterday and could be used, so no one was in a hurry.
"Lin Li, the four brothers are attacking the zoo. The eldest is fighting a tiger, the third is fighting a bear, and the fourth is beating a snake. What is the second doing?" There was nothing to do while waiting, so Bai Bufan turned around and asked Lin Li in a low voice.
"The second one is the thorny ape." Lin Li sneered. The question was too easy and he finished it in seconds.
Do you still want to stump yourself with a question of this magnitude?
"Wrong, it's the second one, Boqi." But Bai Bufan sneered when he heard it and gave the correct answer.
Lin Li: "..."
Grass.
Questions of this magnitude can really stump me.
"There are no penguins in this zoo, right?"
“There are always people using QQ.”
The line wasn't long and soon it was five people's turn.
After Chen Yuying negotiated with the ticket seller for a while, she got five paper tickets and signaled that everyone could enter.
But Lin Li did not follow immediately. Instead, he walked forward and knocked on the glass window in front of the ticket seller.
After the other party looked over, Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan who was doing nothing in the back and said:
"Sister, let me be clear, this monkey is ours, it's not from your zoo. You have to prove it for us, or you and the security guards will stop us when we come out of the zoo and accuse us of stealing the monkey from your zoo. That would be very troublesome."
Chen Yuying: “?”
conductor:"??"
Bai Bufan: “???”
Damn you.
This offensiveness is extremely strong.
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu couldn't help it at all. They squatted on the ground with their hands covering their mouths and started laughing. Chen Yuying also leaned against the window with her arm against her forehead, looking helpless, her body trembling slightly.
"...Oh haha, ok, you can bring it. I will prove it for you. Wait, you have been vaccinated, right? If you have any health immunities, you'd better show them. Hahaha--" When the ticket seller reacted, she couldn't hold it anymore.
"Bufan, take a look at your health certificate. I'll give you a banana as a reward later." Lin Li turned around.
"Why are you still talking, sister! Damn it, Lin Li, I haven't been keeping an eye on you for a while and you're doing this! You really deserve to die!" Bai Bufan rushed forward and locked Lin Li's neck, forcing him to the entrance, gritting his teeth.
You really have to be careful with this guy at all times, he's too dangerous.
It was a very humane zoo. In the end, they didn’t even ask for Bai Bufan’s pet vaccination certificate and just let the pet go.
"There are indeed not many species in the zoo. Dogs are even treated as exhibit animals."
Lin Li just came in and sighed.
After entering through the main gate, the first enclosure is for dogs. Because they are dogs, the fence is not high and there is no glass protection. There are several dogs inside, and a few that are close to the fence allow passers-by to pet them.
"But it's so cute. A pastoral dog of this quality would probably cost a few thousand dollars." Ding Sihan said with emotion.
The dogs here have pure fur color and well-proportioned bodies. They are really good-looking and have good personalities. Although they are called native dogs, their ancestors have carefully selected them and never play tricks. "Wangcai, come here." According to the instructions on the introduction sign, Ding Sihan squatted down and petted a dog, and the dog really ran over to let her pet it.
They all seem to have good personalities.
"Woof woof, Dahuang...the names of the dogs here are so dog-like." Qu Wanqiu sighed after looking at the names of other dogs on the introduction board.
Lin Li was about to speak when he saw a hand quickly covering his mouth. Bai Bufan sneered at him and then said, "No one is called Lin Li? That's the most ridiculous name."
Hearing this, the girls recalled what Lin Li had just done, nodded in approval, and laughed.
Lin Li said nothing, just looked at Bai Bufan.
Seeing that Lin Li said nothing, the girls also looked at Bai Bufan and then started laughing again.
Bai Bufan: “?”
No?
Lin Li didn't say anything, why are you still looking at me and laughing! ?
Is your dog character so deeply rooted?
When Bai Bufan let go of his hand dejectedly, Lin Li moved very quickly, squatted down near the fence, and stretched out his hand to the pastoral dog: "Bufan, come here."
Bai Bufan was stunned when he saw most of the dogs in the fence running towards Lin Li.
"Lin Li, come here." In order to use magic to defeat magic, Bai Bufan immediately squatted down and started shouting at a dog.
no response.
It’s okay. The mountain doesn’t see me, but I see the mountain. This dog doesn’t want to be a dog that can be summoned and dismissed at will, but Bai Bufan can be that dog.
So he ran to the dog.
"Bufan, spin in circles." Lin Li swirled his fingers in front of the pastoral dogs. Perhaps someone in the zoo had trained them, and several dogs really followed his fingers and started spinning in circles.
"Bufan, shake hands." The dog closest to him obediently stretched out his hand and placed it on Lin Li's palm.
"Lin Li, turn around."
"Lin Li, shake hands."
Bai Bufan followed suit, but there was no response from this side.
"..."
Grass.
The dog is more annoying than the human, Bai Bufan wants Yu Yu.
Lin Li smiled proudly when he saw this.
Not everyone has the BUFF that increases affinity with spirit beasts by 50%, not to mention that he has "Bai Bufan's Sausage" in his hand.
Although feeding is prohibited in the zoo, it is not a big problem. When Lin Li gets bad, he can even deceive dogs.
"Mom, that dog named Bufan is so smart." There were many people with their families in the zoo, including a child in the arms, who was amazed at Lin Li's dog training skills.
Bai Bufan: “…”
People do not share the same joys and sorrows. Except for Bai Bufan, the other four people were laughing particularly happily.
"Bufan, children only speak without restraint. Don't take it to heart. Hahaha." Lin Li was never polite when it came to making fun of Bai Bufan. He patted his shoulder heavily, made faces, and spoke in a sarcastic tone.
"But mom, that dog named Lin Li is so stupid." At this time, the child pointed at the dog that Bai Bufan had been calling but did not respond, shook his head and said contemptuously.
Lin Li: "?"
Eh?
"Hahahaha-"
The girls were laughing like crazy now. Three of them who had just stood up squatted down again because of laughing. Ding Sihan even felt a little pain in her stomach.
Yu Yu's Bai Bufan was cured in an instant, and in turn patted Lin Li on the shoulder: "Lin Li, children's words are innocent, don't take them to heart."
"..."
"How could he be so cautious? He's just a little boy, he must have some taboos, right? If he has some taboos, he should be beaten!" Lin Li found an excuse.
His face was grim and he rolled up his sleeves, ready to relive his childhood classic game - "Beat the Kids".
There is one more child in this world who needs to fly!
“Not really, not really, not really.” Bai Bufan laughed as he held Lin Li.
(End of this chapter)