Chapter 211 Civil Affairs Bureau Ming Guang

Chapter 211 Civil Affairs Bureau Ming Guang

Chapter 211 Civil Affairs Bureau Ming Guang
"Xiaobo, you can't be like this. You should call Bufan brother and Linli brother." The child's mother laughed for a while before she reacted and quickly taught her child a lesson.

"Oh, Brother Bufan, Brother Linli."

Very good, the child is sensible and obedient.

But it would have been better if he had shouted not at the two dogs but at Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

By the way, was he calling brother or dog?
Seeing this scene, the child's mother felt both embarrassed and amused. She nodded apologetically to the two of them, then walked away with the child in her arms.

"I feel like I can prepare to practice my trumpet in advance, while the sunk costs are not too high." Lin Li Dog sighed as he watched the mother and son leave.

"Indeed." The extraordinary dog ​​nodded.

The two of them reached a rare agreement.

"Woof woof." Perhaps because the dog discovered that Lin Li's sausage was a scam, the pastoral dog with the code name Fanyan wagged its tail and barked twice at the fence closest to Lin Li.

"Why does this dog bark like this? It's so strange." Lin Li frowned, very confused.

Bai Bufan pretended not to hear.

"Isn't that how dogs bark? How else should they bark?" Ding Sihan, who was petting a dog, turned his head in confusion when he heard this.

Lin Li: "Isn't that how dogs bark? How else can they bark?"

Bai Bufan sighed.

Still no experience, Ding Sihan.

"Why are you imitating me? Hey? Lin Li!!!" Ding Sihan was halfway confused when he suddenly realized what Lin Li was up to. He clenched his fists and rushed towards Lin Li.

Chen Yuying became the pillar very well again, and Lin Li and Ding Sihan began to circle around her.

Chen Yuying hugged her arms and sighed, feeling that she was used to it.

"It's just a joke, it's just a joke, but the dog I'm familiar with doesn't bark like that." Lin Li said, pressing Chen Yuying's shoulders and dodging left and right, trying to protect his own life.

"You say it! But if you dare to imitate my speech again, you'll be dead!"

Ding Sihan narrowed his eyes and reached into his messenger bag, apparently looking for the murder weapon.

"Where are you? Good morning. Good night. What are you doing? Reply me a message. Go home early. What kind of breakfast does your boyfriend like? I'll bring him one too..." Lin Li immediately pointed at the palm of his other hand with his index finger, listing everything like the back of his hand.

Ding Sihan: "..."

I can't spray it, it's really a dog.

"I'll spare you this once."

So Lin Li survived.

"I know the dog you're talking about." Bai Bufan came up and said with a smile, "Is his name Chen Ming?"

"Probably not. I remember his name was Tian something." Lin Li shook his head.

The two looked at each other and smiled.

"But, Lin Li, tell me, for these animals, are we humans also a kind of tentacle monster? We have extremely flexible limbs, and there is a huge biological generation gap between us. Some of us are very dangerous, but some are very kind. Our wonderful way of caressing makes them feel happy, and some of them will "beep" with them. If this is not a tentacle monster, what is it?"

Bai Bufan looked at the puppies whose bellies were turned up after being stroked, and said after pondering for a moment.

Lin Li: "..."

The last sentence is the icing on the cake. This group of Third Brothers really should eat cow dung and die.

Human reputation was harmed because of them.

They didn't spend too much time here. After all, the dog's identity was too sensitive, and Bai Bufan and Lin Li didn't want to hurt each other anymore.

"Putting aside the insulting nature, it's pretty good to be a dog. You're free from worries, and even if you go to the toilet to poop at a designated spot you'll be praised as a great dog. I'm so envious." Bai Bufan said as he left.

Lin Li: "I can't let it go, you try harder."

Bai Bufan: “…”

Damn you.

After washing their hands briefly at the sink next to them, the five of them continued shopping.

Although this zoo is not very luxurious, it still has the most basic animal species.

"The deer here are a bit shy and will hide away when they see people. The deer in Nara are very aggressive. If they smell deer biscuits in your bag, they will bite open it."

When they arrived at the deer area, Chen Yuying sighed when she saw the little deer gathering in the area to avoid people.

"Squad leader, have you been to Nara, the one in Japan?" Lin Li asked curiously after hearing this.

Deer are good, we need to learn from deer, Lin Li likes deer.

"Well, my family took me there during the summer vacation after I graduated from elementary school. The scenery of Mount Wakakusa is pretty nice. But maybe because it was a vacation, everyone was speaking Chinese at the time, so I thought I didn't go abroad."

Chen Yuying teased with a smile.

“Damn it, this world is just a giant Swiss roll. Some people go to Switzerland, some people go to rural credit cooperatives, and I haven’t even been abroad.” Lin Li heard this and shook his head sarcastically.

Not to mention going abroad, even taking a plane, Lin Li has only taken one but never ridden one.

"Oi! Kid! The remaining ones were allocated to the coupons, not the Rural Credit Union. You better apologize to the credit union!" Bai Bufan started from zero frame, grabbed Lin Li's collar and pulled it up roughly.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Credit Union spokesperson." Lin Li admitted defeat with a smile.

Then he saw Bai Bufan starting to slap his pocket.

"What are you doing?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"But I feel the same as you. This is my wallet. I'm pumping it, trying to make it swell up." Bai Bufan said seriously.

“I’ll do it, I’ll do it, I’ll do it.” Lin Li’s eyes lit up, “I promise to make it so swollen that it can’t get any more.”

"Forget it, forget it, forget it." Bai Bufan didn't want to walk with a limp.

Bai Bufan sighed: "Ah! I have never been abroad, so what's wrong with me being one more rich person in this world? Can someone give me some money for no reason?"

Chen Yuying, who was originally just listening to the conversation between the two with a smile, suddenly noticed Lin Li's strong gaze.

She didn’t understand at first, but after seeing him make faces and being confused for a while, she finally understood what Lin Li meant.

After some hesitation, he still walked up to Bai Bufan and threw a dollar on him.

Bai Bufan: “?”

"Speak the words, squad leader, speak the words." Lin Li on the side urged.

"Clean it up yourself." Chen Yuying said not very skillfully.

Bai Bufan: “???”

No?

He bent down to pick up the dollar, put it in his pocket, scratched his head and muttered, "Strange, isn't this the money that Ding Sihan asked me to take away yesterday? Didn't you say you were going to use it to smash Lin Li? How did it end up in your hands, squad leader?"

Passing by the deer area, where tigers are raised, a group of tourists were queuing up.

After reading the introduction, it turned out that you can take photos with the tigers, and children can even sit on the tigers. "Let's go and take a look." Seeing that a few people looked interested, Lin Li spoke for everyone.

There is a photo of Lin Li sitting on a tiger when he was a child at home, but he has no idea when it was taken.

"What do you think we would do if a tiger suddenly turned around and ate people?" Bai Bufan had nothing to do, so he asked.

"Throw a dollar on it and let it clean itself up. No blood or body parts should be left behind to avoid disturbing the next person taking photos." Lin Li gave the standard answer in seconds.

"It's a waste of talent for me to keep this dollar, so I'll give it to you."

Bai Bufan threw the money at Lin Li's face again, and Lin Li caught it steadily.

“For the sake of this dollar, I’ll tell you a way. Kneel down and acknowledge him as your father, because even a tiger won’t eat its own cubs.” Lin Li said.

"That really makes sense." Bai Bufan suddenly realized.

"Unfortunately, this method doesn't work for you." Lin Li added.

"why?"

"Because a good father will have a good son, you are born at a species disadvantage." Lin Li finally finished flipping through the map of Yan State, and he took out a dagger with a smile.

Bai Bufan: “?”

"Fuck you!"

In front of the five people was a family of three. The child was very young and would look behind him when being held in the arms. The three girls were there teasing the child. When the parents noticed, they didn't mind and even greeted the girls.

Soon it was this family's turn to queue.

"It's great to have such a well-behaved child. It makes me feel like getting married isn't such a bad thing." After the child left, Ding Sihan seemed to still miss the feeling of pinching the child's cheek just now, and said with emotion, "It's a pity that most children are not like this."

Most kids are just despairing.

Although there may be kids here who made others despair when they were young, people always have double standards.

Lin Li wanted to die just thinking about his child being the same as Bai Bufan.

If the child is the same as me, then it’s okay, he just doesn’t want to live.

Thinking about it this way, Sister Min is great and no further explanation is needed.

But.

“Leaving aside the children, marriage is not a bad thing at all, it has so many benefits.

For example, by then, the two of us would definitely be living together, and we wouldn’t have to wait for a meal when we ordered it together, we could just order it together. Wow, I feel so happy just thinking about it.”

Lin Li closed his eyes. Now was the time for fantasy.

Even if it is three or four o'clock in the middle of the night, you can still place an order directly!

No need to look at other people’s faces!
Cool!
Bai Bufan also closed his eyes when he heard that, he also felt good.

Ding Sihan: "..."

Damn you.

"Lin Li, now that you mention it, there's actually no need to abandon the child. After all, if you have a child, you can use it to register new users directly." Bai Bufan is very good at drawing inferences from one example.

“Hiss, that makes sense. New users are indeed very valuable?” Lin Li learned it.

"Cool!"

"Cool!"

"What's so great about it? Even if you were allocated a rural credit cooperative instead of Switzerland, it can't be this bad! Poor people are not allowed to write about happy things! I can't stand it! Shut up!" Qu Wanqiu couldn't stand these two guys anymore.

Bai Bufan is also a coward. When Qu Wanqiu mentioned the credit union, he stopped grabbing her by the collar.

"Thank you, you suddenly made me feel that marriage is a bad thing. Just listening to your description, I feel that life is a little too bitter." Ding Sihan covered his forehead with his hands. These two people were too full of life.

After the family of three was photographed, it was the turn of the five of them.

"Hello, can I ask why the tiger is locked up there alone?" While taking pictures, Lin Li noticed that there was an isolated tiger in the tiger park, whimpering from time to time, so he asked curiously.

"Oh, the tiger is in heat, but its current condition is not suitable for reproduction, so it is isolated. It is not abuse," the staff member explained immediately after hearing this.

If no explanation is given, the zoo will be badly criticized once the short video is released.

“I see.” Lin Li nodded.

When taking pictures, Lin Li advised Bai Bufan to put his neck in the tiger's mouth, saying that it would make the photo more artistic. Unfortunately, he was ruthlessly rejected.

Lin Li himself has proved through practice that it is possible to touch the tiger's butt.

But you are not allowed to touch the balls.

Lin Li asked in person, but in fact the tiger did not refuse, it was the keeper who refused on its behalf.

The tiger is good, the keeper is bad.

……

"This zoo is so rubbish." Lin Li shook his head speechlessly.

Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li with amusement: "You have to find a yellow cattle outside the zoo."

This guy Lin Li just kept asking the scalper, "Do you have first row tickets for Lin Li's concert?" But the scalper just looked at Lin Li and ate grass slowly, so he came to this conclusion.

The zoo is too wronged.

Following the planned route of the zoo, there is now a shop in front of everyone, selling zoo souvenirs, as well as some food and drinks.

The zoo is indeed not very big. This store is in the center of the zoo. It took us about an hour to visit half of it, and that was because everyone was playing and joking along the way and walking slowly.

No wonder there weren’t many people during the National Day.

A few people walked into the store, and damn, the air conditioner was not turned on.

The girls picked out a few key chains as souvenirs and went to the front desk to check out.

"Brother, are you selling that thing? It's so cool." When they arrived at the front desk, Lin Li and Bai Bufan's eyes lit up, because there were animals in the form of mechas in the display cabinet at the front desk, and they seemed to be able to transform.

Lin Li was reminded of the venomous snake Green Pepper, the most supermodel in "Steel Frame Kakalong". While others were still trying to release their magic, it turned its head to perform a super transformation, and knelt down to perform an ultimate zodiac transformation. It could not be attacked by a sneak attack, and it was the one that required the most skill.

The venomous snake Green Pepper turned its head not because it was afraid, but because it wanted to upgrade; kneeling down was not wrong, but because it wanted the ultimate zodiac transformation.

"For sale, this one is 400." The salesperson took a look and nodded.

"Fuck? Young Master Duo?" He was frightened by Lin Li and Bai Bufan's accents.

Bai Bufan took a deep breath, then pointed at another one and asked, "What about this one?"

"Two of them, fuck."

Bai, Lin: "..."

(End of this chapter)