Chapter 214: I've said it all, I've never abandoned it

Chapter 214: I've said it all, I've never abandoned it

Chapter 214: I've said it all, I've never abandoned it

With Chen Yuying, Lin Li met Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu.

Practice has proved that Lin Li is a tough guy.

"Where is Bai Bufan?" Rubbing his head which was hurt from the collision, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu also asked the same question.

"How should I know?" Lin Li said this after quietly leaving Bai Bufan at the toilet door and running away without caring about his life or death.

There was no psychological burden at all. If a person of this age with a mobile phone and battery could get lost in a zoo, Bai Bufan would have saved himself in this life.

It can be considered as canceling the account for the Bai family in advance.

"Didn't he send you a private message either?" Ding Sihan looked at the group and saw that Bai Bufan was indeed not speaking in the group, so she asked.

"I sent it. I pretended not to see it." Lin Li nodded.

"..."

"The most hateful thing is to read the message but not reply. It's cold violence, tsk tsk." Ding Sihan laughed first, then said with contempt.

"I didn't click it on purpose, and I didn't want to see it." Lin Li argued.

Ding Sihan: "..."

It really makes sense.

“Little Lin Li, little Lin Li! If you hear the announcement, please find the nearest staff member and ask him to take you to the zoo’s broadcasting station. Your family is looking for you and they are very worried about you.”

"Little Lin Li, little Lin Li! I heard the broadcast..."

At this time, the broadcast resounded throughout the entire zoo, attracting tourists to stop and look. After hearing that it had nothing to do with them, they went back to doing their own things.

But Lin Li: “?”

He opened his mouth and was stunned.

Stop it, I'm grilling.

The other three girls were also stunned at first, but then they looked at Lin Li's dumbfounded expression and couldn't suppress their laughter that flowed out of their tightly closed mouths.

Lin Li took a deep breath and smiled, "Lin Li's name is quite popular. Maybe it's just a kid with the same name as me who got lost. Don't worry about it."

He took out his cell phone.

Ignore Bai Bufan's bunch of messages.

"Lin Li: Haha, you sent me so many messages. I just passed out while applying glue and just woke up. Where are you?"

"Bai Bufan: The broadcasting department is looking for my son."

"Grass!"

It’s really this bitch!

Bai Bufan, this beast, deserves to die for wasting public resources!
The level of rawness of this behavior is comparable to saying that he is a monkey when he enters the zoo.

The way of heaven has reincarnation, and the heaven has spared anyone.

"Let's go! Go pick someone up!" Lin Li said with a dark face and gritted teeth.

The girls followed behind with smiles on their faces.

Bai Bufan from the broadcasting department looked at the arrival of little Lin Li with a sneer.

"Who are you? Is there anything we can help you with?" The staff of the broadcasting department asked when they saw Lin Li and his group coming.

"Hello, I am Lin Li." Lin Li smiled.

The staff member looked up at Lin Li, who was at least a head taller than him: "?"

"Sister, actually I'm only eight years old." Lin Li continued to smile.

Wu Min dared to tell others that she was 28 years old, so what's wrong with saying she was eight years old?

staff member:"……"

Let the bullets fly into reality

But later, Bai Bufan and Lin Li were scolded by the staff of the broadcasting department.

The two apologized solemnly and said they would not do it again next time.

After all, it did cause trouble for the zoo officials.

Fortunately, Bai Bufan knew what was going on and explained it in advance so he was not too anxious. The broadcasting department also did not notify all the staff to help with the search, so although Lin Li and Bai Bufan caused trouble for the zoo, it was not too much trouble.

As for why Lin Li was also scolded, it was naturally because Bai Bufan didn't let him leave.

"I'm just playing a game of hide-and-seek with you to relive my childhood, but you have no patience." After being scolded, Lin Li said contemptuously as the group left the broadcasting office.

"You still have the nerve to bark? You're like the kind of person who played hide-and-seek with friends when he was a kid, but in the end, no matter whether you caught him or found him, he would just go home." Bai Bufan had a face full of resentment.

Lin Li was a little shocked when he heard this: "You saw me when you were a child? How do you know so much? So we were childhood sweethearts?"

Bai Bufan: “?”

"Fuck you! Have you ever really done that? When you were born, your family must have forgotten to hire a master."

"I invited him, and he committed suicide the next day."

"Reasonable."

After everyone gathered, the five continued to see the remaining animal species in the zoo.

The zoo’s area is not very large, and even if you walk slowly, you can see everything in three hours at most.

After watching an animal show, the girls decided to leave.

As for Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

"Why don't we watch another one?" Lin Li was still unsatisfied.

"I support it." Bai Bufan nodded, "This performance is really white and long."

Ding Sihan was speechless: "I'm too lazy to expose what you two want to see."

The staff who assist with the animal performances are several good-looking young ladies.

No wonder there are so many fathers at the animal shows.

It looks really good.

"Behind animal performances is cruel training. In order to resist animal performances, I firmly refuse to look at the animals. What have I done wrong? I am helping the animals!" Lin Li felt that he was wronged and said righteously.

Then I got one look of approval and three looks of contempt.

Qu Wanqiu suddenly wanted to laugh: "What does Lin Li's help amount to?

When a person falls into a well, Lin Li will be the first to help. With Lin Li's help, the person adapts to life underground."

Bai Bufan touched his chin upon hearing this and nodded: "Really, the summary is spot on, it's something Lin Li could do."

Lin Li: "?"

Embarrassing.

I suddenly felt like eating a big chilled watermelon, so I started throwing watermelons into the well. But I didn't throw anything that was not heavy into the well.

Zoo exit.

Lin Li's advance notice seemed to be effective. Bai Bufan's identity was not checked when he left the zoo, and no property dispute occurred.

"Hello, do you have any comments on Shanting Zoo? Whether it is shortcomings or advantages, or any suggestions, you are welcome to tell us." Several staff members were holding tablets and asking every tourist who was leaving.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other and immediately walked to the nearest staff member: “Yes, brother, yes.”

staff member:"?"

"Excuse me, what is it?" he asked.

"We all have shortcomings and suggestions."

"Okay, you talk and I'm listening." Upon hearing this, the staff immediately went into listening mode.

"The Shanting Zoo is actually quite good, not as bad as people say on the Internet. But I have a suggestion. You can launch an all-you-can-eat Wagyu event to increase its appeal." Lin Li was very excited.

Staff: "...But we are a zoo, not a restaurant."

"No, you misunderstood. What I mean is that your cows are all quite docile anyway. Why not let tourists spend a little money to enter the cattle park and graze with the cows? Grass is in unlimited supply, and it doesn't cost much anyway. It's also a good gimmick. What do you think?"

Staff: “?” Is Wagyu a noun? Is it a conjunction plus an object?
"This gimmick seems to be really effective... In today's world where traffic is king, it might really trigger a wave of attention. I will compile it and report it." Upon hearing this, the staff member considered it seriously.

Children can be taught.

"Oh, oh, I also have a suggestion. Why don't you find a dragon? It will ensure that the customer flow will be full by then." Bai Bufan, unwilling to be left behind, said immediately.

"Dragon? We can't create something that doesn't exist..." the staff member laughed awkwardly.

"There are dragons in this world. When I stayed in my room for ten minutes at home, my mother asked me if I was a dragon. She told me to go hang out the clothes but I didn't hear her. So, if I stay at home for ten minutes, I have a chance to evolve into a dragon. You can follow my idea and train one and keep it."

Bai Bufan stretched out his fingers and waved them in front of him, then told the staff about his shocking discovery that might shock the biological world.

staff member:"……"

"Thank you for your suggestion. The exit is this way. Please take your time." The staff member maintained a kind smile and pointed to the exit, politely and sincerely.

However, the two of them forced their arms around his shoulders, and it was obvious that they had a lot more to say:

"I have given you my suggestions. There are still some shortcomings that I hope you can improve."

"The exit is this way, please walk slowly."

"Your scalper doesn't speak my language, and he won't sell me second-hand tickets even though I want to."

"The exit is this way, please go quickly."

"Oh, yeah, your keeper won't let me touch the tiger's testicles, but I really want to. Can I give you some advice?"

"Please, please go."

The staff sighed.

I forgot to check the almanac before going out today.

……

After torturing the staff, the five men had dinner nearby.

Afterwards, I went to Shanting City and bought some things that could be considered specialties and were rare in Xiling.

"Today is about to end, I have to go home tomorrow, and I have to go to school the day after tomorrow. Life is so hurried, so hurried. How come my National Day holiday went by so quickly?" Ding Sihan said sadly.

"Indeed, I still want to play with everyone." Qu Wanqiu nodded.

Today is the 5th, and we are required to be at school on the 7th for evening self-study. It is unrealistic to send everyone home on the 7th. Moreover, Bai Bufan hasn't started his National Day homework yet. Even if he copies it, it is not enough to finish in one evening self-study.

As we all know, English is a subject where you cannot understand the answers even if you copy them, while Chinese is a subject where you do not want to copy the answers even if you see them.

So four days is really the limit.

“All good things must come to an end, but if you treat me, I can stay with you for a while longer,” Lin Li said.

"Lin Li, "I still want to play with everyone", the key point of this sentence is "play" rather than "everyone", especially you, Lin Li, get out of the way." Qu Wanqiu smiled and turned back.

"Yes, his aggressiveness has increased. He is a teachable boy." Lin Li nodded with satisfaction, not showing any sign of being offended.

"The next long vacation like this that allows us to travel far will be the winter vacation and the Chinese New Year, which are so far away." Qu Wanqiu sighed after saying what she had just said against her will.

It’s really fun to go out with this group of people.

Especially with the addition of these two crosstalk performers.

"It's okay. There are only less than four months left until Andy Lau thaws. It will be soon. I will find you guys to set off fireworks together on New Year's Eve." Lin Li heard this and said in a relaxed tone. He didn't have that much sadness.

"You three are all from Xiling, so it will be convenient for you to have fun. Bai Bufan and I are too far away from you." Qu Wanqiu sighed, "We can't always ask Yingbao to send a car to pick us up, right? It's too much trouble."

"It's no problem, it's just driving a car." Chen Yuying, who was about to say this after hearing the first half of the sentence, added.

"Leave it to me when the time comes," Lin Lizhe patted his chest and spoke loudly, "If nothing goes wrong, I should be able to take the test and get my driver's license by then. My mom will also be home during the holidays, so I can steal her car. Perfect."

"Really?" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up when he heard that. He had no burden at all when it came to slavery.

Even at two or three in the middle of the night, she dared to ask Lin Li to take her home first, and then go back to Xiling alone.

"Can you pass the exam?" Bai Bufan asked again doubtfully.

"Year 272 should have some basic respect for Year 51. At least use honorifics when speaking, right? Not everyone is like you. You are a waste who can only make such little progress despite your efforts."

Hearing this, Lin Li straightened his collar and spoke in a condescending tone.

Bai Bufan: “…”

"If you fail the exam, you'll be doomed." Bai Bufan cursed.

"Support." Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan nodded.

"The best ones are those who only have people of the same age in the car. I also prefer to ride in the car you drive. Come on, you must pass the test by then." Chen Yuying also encouraged Lin Li.

"I won't let you down." Lin Li nodded confidently.

With the next event worth looking forward to, everyone's steps became lighter.

……

Before they knew it, the girls had been shopping on the street for another two hours before returning to the B&B carrying large and small bags of things.

They were all exhausted from walking around the zoo. After all, they had already walked around the entire afternoon and were still walking in the evening.

Even the immortal cultivators are a little tired, let alone them?

Bai Bufan went to the toilet first.

walk out.

Lin Li: "Pa pa pa pa!! Extraordinary! Great!! Baby is great!"

Ding Sihan: "Bai Bufan! Congratulations!"

Qu Wanqiu: "You can actually go to the toilet at a designated spot! That's amazing."

Chen Yuying: "Great! Very impressive."

Bai Bufan: “?”

"No, what are you doing?" Bai Bufan's Adam's apple moved, and he stood at the door of the toilet, not daring to move.

The girls turned their gaze towards Lin Li.

Find the culprit in a second.

Facing Bai Bufan's questioning gaze, Lin Li shrugged: "I'll fulfill your little wish."

"What little wish do I have - wait." Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes, he seemed to remember something.

"Putting aside the insulting nature, being a dog is pretty good. You have no worries. You can even go to the toilet and poop at a designated spot and be praised as a dog. I'm so envious."

These are the exact words I said to Lin Li at the zoo this afternoon.

Bai Bufan: “…”

Grass.

Bai Bufan gradually understood everything.

This guy just told this to the girls while he was in the bathroom and asked them to cooperate with him?

Bai Bufan found it difficult to evaluate and didn’t know what to say.

I remembered this sentence in detail, it was very heartwarming, but the problem was that there seemed to be something wrong with the way I helped myself realize my wish.

I envy the fact that I can get praise simply by doing it! Shit is just an example!
"Thank you, but you don't have to do this next time." Lin Li's starting point was good, but it would be better for him not to do it next time. Bai Bufan had no choice but to swallow all those dirty words.

and many more.

At that time, Lin Li...did he say that he couldn't get over the insult?

Bai Bufan raised his head and squinted his eyes: "Wait a moment, I'll withdraw it first, thank you."

"Lin Li, I need to confirm, did you mean to insult me ​​just now?"

"What else?" Lin Li looked puzzled. Why would Bai Bufan ask such a question?

Then he rolled over to avoid the slippers.

"So the starting point was also bad!"

"Grass!"

(End of this chapter)