Chapter 215 Food Safety is Urgent

Chapter 215 Food Safety is Urgent

Chapter 215 Food Safety is Urgent
Bai Bufan took the fire extinguisher and chased Lin Li around the room - the fire extinguisher logo in the homestay was a bit old, and the fire was missing two dots to become a person.

But this can be considered as making the best use of things.

"Bad dog! Bufan you are a bad dog! Stop chasing me! Sit down! Sit down!"

Lin Li's scolding sounded like a spoiled child, but it was extremely insulting.

The chase between the two was extremely noisy. Faced with this vicious pet attack, the three girls present had no empathy and laughed happier than anyone else.

Who the hell said that women are born with the ability to love?

Love it for a while!

……

"Huh——" Lin Li came down the stairs, sat on the mat again, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

Only Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were left on the first floor. Chen Yuying must have gone upstairs to take a shower.

"Where is Bai Bufan?" Ding Sihan asked.

Lin Li sighed: "I was caught by this guy by accident just now. He gave me two choices, death or letting him touch my butt."

Qu Wanqiu had already started laughing: "So what did you choose, Lin Li?"

"Of course it's death." Lin Li said as a matter of course.

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu's laughter was very loud.

"Anyway, he's gone to play games. Aren't you going upstairs to rest? Do you want to see me naked?"

Everyone was tired from walking tonight. Although it was only nine o'clock and not too late, they didn't plan to play anything together. Lin Li went downstairs to take a shower, and shook the clothes in his hands after saying that.

"Yingbao is already taking a shower. Alas, I haven't washed my hair for several days, and I have to wash it again tonight. I am a little envious of Tang Seng." Hearing this, Ding Sihan sighed and said with emotion.

"Why envy Tang Seng?" Qu Wanqiu on the side didn't understand.

"Because Tang Seng never had to take a bath himself, every time he was captured, a group of little ones would obey the king and wash him clean. Who knows how many times he took a bath during the 81 difficulties?" Lin Li made a guess after hearing this.

I don’t know if there are any monsters who are curious and want to poke Tang Seng.

In any case, Bai Bufan definitely couldn’t help it.

"That's right. When I was a kid, I thought taking a bath was very troublesome. I was envious every time I saw it." Ding Sihan snapped his fingers and affirmed Lin Li.

Qu Wanqiu: “…”

Can this be considered a bath? Isn't this food safe?

"Now that you mention it, it's no wonder that Tang Seng has fair skin and tender flesh, and the Queen of the Kingdom of Women likes him. Others are exhausted from the journey, but he is the only one who takes a bath every day. He really stands out." Qu Wanqiu commented after her thoughts diverged.

"If the Queen of the Kingdom of Women could fall in love at first sight with other creatures in the pilgrimage team, she would also be considered a character." Lin Li frowned and looked at Qu Wanqiu's sharp comments.

Qu Wanqiu: “…”

There seems to be no problem.

"Tang Seng is also a heartless man. I feel that he is clearly in love. Can't he be brave enough to just take the king away?"

Qu Wanqiu also commented that girls' thinking when looking at such things is always somewhat different from that of boys.

If Lin Li were Tang Monk, he would have given birth to five children in a clear and innocent manner.

Hearing Qu Wanqiu say this, Lin Li frowned deeply, unable to believe why she would come up with this idea:
"Xiaojiujiu, they are going to Tianzhu, India, a place where the white dragon horse will be kicked if it goes there. You want Tang Seng to take the Queen of the Kingdom of Women there? Are you serious? I, a pure warrior, cannot stand the sight of minotaurs."

Qu Wanqiu: “?”

Qu Wanqiu lowered her head and began to suppress her laughter: "...I'm sorry."

Lin Li's "White Dragon Horse will be kicked in the face" really made her unable to hold back.

The funniest thing is that this is indeed something India would do, it’s not slander.

"Sihan, I'm done washing." At this time, Chen Yuying's voice came down from the third floor.

Skin care does not have to be done in the bathroom, so in terms of taking a bath without washing hair, girls are actually not particularly slow.

"Squad leader, is the bath water still there?" Lin Li answered quickly.

no respond.

Lin Li guessed that the squad leader must have whispered "pervert", but the voice was too soft for him to hear.

Not sure if the prefix is ​​good or bad.

"What are you two looking at? What's going on? Didn't we learn in elementary school how to use water resources? Rice washing water can be used to water vegetables, laundry water can be used to flush the toilet, and bath water can be used to quench thirst. Aren't these all basic common sense?"

Lin Li couldn't stand the two gazes from the side, so he retorted.

Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Is there some strange common sense mixed in? Where is the common sense?

This guy is still performing steadily.

Qu Wanqiu: "Which elementary school? Tell me so I can avoid the thunder."

Lin Li felt that he had been misunderstood. When a boy was a child, if he had never put water from the shower head into his mouth while taking a shower, he would have great self-control.

Besides, what's wrong with paying tribute to Durant?

"Oh, let's go take a shower." Ding Sihan stood up and stretched.

Then he took a look and let out a pitiful sigh before being hit hard on the head by a pillow.

Ding Sihan hugged her breasts and looked at Lin Li with disgust: "Lin Li, I'm a little hungry. Make me a midnight snack. I won't brush my teeth yet. I'll come out after taking a shower and eat."

Uncle Ding is arrogant and domineering.

"I want to eat too!" Qu Wanqiu, who had only heard of Lin Li, the hidden chef god, was also very interested.

“What a pity. Although I really want to serve you, I used up all the ingredients in the refrigerator when I made breakfast for myself this morning, so I can’t do it.” It can be seen that Lin Li was really regretful, and the corners of his mouth were as regretful as Nike.

After all, although Lin Li has mastered cooking, he doesn't find it interesting.

After trying to make breakfast for myself in the morning, I found that ordering takeout was more convenient.

"Then I can only order takeout." Ding Sihan first went to the refrigerator to take a look, and after finding out that Lin Lizhen did not lie to her, she said regretfully.

"Oh, what a pity." Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu went upstairs, and Lin Li also started to take a shower.

"Lin Li, the takeaway is here, please take it!" Ding Sihan on the third floor shouted when Lin Li came out of the shower.

They also understood the secret of lazy dog.

Look at what you ordered, and if it tastes good, try some secretly.

Three minutes later.

Lin Li walked to the third floor with a cold face, holding the takeaway in his hand, and questioned Ding Sihan with a gloomy face: "Ding Sihan, come on, tell your father what takeaway you ordered?"

"Ingredients, there should be enough for three or four people. You can use the extra ones as breakfast tomorrow morning."

Ding Sihan, who was sitting in front of the dressing mirror and blowing her wet hair with Chen Yuying each using a hair dryer, spoke with confidence after hearing this, just like a rich lady exploiting a beautiful maid.

Lin Li: "..."

When you said you wanted to order takeout, you meant this?

"Why don't you just order some ready-made midnight snacks?" Lin Li questioned.

"You want to serve us so much, I can't let you down." Ding Sihan replied.

Lin Li: "..."

"Xiao Dingding, do you know what to do before grabbing a woman's stomach?" Lin Li asked after a moment's silence.

"what?"

"You need to clamp the proximal and distal blood vessels first, otherwise blood will ooze out." Lin Li smiled.

Ding Sihan: "..."

So it’s a physical stomach grabbing technique?

"Yingbao can be eaten too, you are not allowed to poison it." Feeling a little dangerous, Ding Sihan took out a life-saving straw.

Only the middle finger can express Lin Li’s mood.

But it doesn’t matter much.

Lin Li, who was ready to go downstairs, trotted to the bathroom door, pretended to take a look inside, then turned around and asked, "Squad leader, you didn't leave a single drop?"

Chen Yuying picked up the hair dryer to cover her face and blew it in the direction of Lin Li.

"…Pervert, bah."

Now I heard it.

Ding Sihan: "I've kept mine, do you want one?"

Ding Sihan: "Lin Li, respond to this question before you go downstairs!"

Ding Sihan: "Why are you running!"

……

To be honest, there is not much difference in the workload of cooking for one person and cooking for five people, so Lin Li took everyone to have another midnight snack.

The dollar was passed on to Qu Wanqiu's face, and she became the one who "cleaned herself up".

Lin Li returned to the second floor.

After burping, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li and said, "Lin Li, it's still early tonight, let's play some games."

"No fight." Lin Li refused.

"Not only me, Wang Zehaoyang and others are here too. When we work together, we're still very powerful." Bai Bufan continued to persuade.

"They are not the ones you are assisting."

"Then you can assist me."

"That is more desperate than a giant head appearing on the city wall."

Bai Bufan: “…”

"Lin Li, we'll be going home tomorrow. We haven't played any online games together. Don't you think this is unreasonable? It's only a little after ten o'clock now. Even if you have a good schedule, it's not too late to play until twelve o'clock and go to bed." Bai Bufan spoke with conviction and sincerity.

Lin Li sighed and began to sing:
"Bufan, remember, it's not about not playing, it's about playing slowly, playing slowly, playing in order, playing with adjustments, from playing in high quantity to playing in high quality, and strive to achieve playing first to drive playing later, and achieve playing together.

However, you are only playing with high quantity now, you need to play with high quality, then you can lead me to play later. "

Bai Bufan: “?”

"Have you really become stupid after taking exams for a few months? You even say such things." Bai Bufan's face was full of black lines.

"What do you mean? What do you mean by 'you can say such things'? What do you want to express? Who let you into my room? I don't know you! Get out!" Lin Li backed away on the mat in horror, pointing at Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan: “…”

If you want to accuse someone of a crime, you can always find a pretext for it.

Seeing that Bai Bufan was still trying to persuade him, Lin Li suddenly narrowed his eyes and asked in confusion: "Is something blurred?"

Hearing this, Bai Bufan sniffed hard.

Lin Li realized immediately: "Oh, it turned out that I farted."

Bai Bufan was still sniffing, and the smell had already entered: "?"

"Fuck you!" Bai Bufan widened his eyes.

The person who said something was blurry after farting was Shinkenzuka, right?
"Just think of it as your request to me when I was playing Monopoly." Lin Li looked innocent, "Now it's your turn."

"Why is it my turn now? How can I release it now?" Bai Bufan covered his nose and roared, "Besides, at least I didn't stink that time. What did you eat? Why is it so smelly?"

"It's already very kind of me to let you smell it, and you still want the formula? You little glutton, so greedy." Seeing that Bai Bufan was coveting his business secrets, Lin Li immediately became alert.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Bai Bufan quickly fled the crime scene, leaving only his angry curse in the air:

"I'm greedy for your beeping cat! This is a beeping recipe!"

(End of this chapter)