Chapter 225 Lin Li and all the beautiful ladies wish you a happy new year
Chapter 225 Lin Li and all the beautiful ladies wish you a happy new year
Other than being incredible, Lin Li didn't know how to describe the current scene.
This zombie is a bit shameless, taking off his pants and applying glue on the street.
The pose is quite classic, with the body slightly leaning back, the lower body leaning forward, and the flabby head looking up at the sky.
There is a kind of beauty in the motherland.
But logically speaking, after going into estrus, shouldn’t this male zombie attack nearby female zombies?
Why are you so self-reliant and willing to solve problems on your own?
Asshole, you are such a self-righteous guy! Even boys can rely on others sometimes! Don't bear everything by yourself! !
Lin Liwei was moved to tears by the commander.
Of course, what is even more disgusting is that, as a zombie, most parts of the body are actually rotten, and it seems that this ability has been lost, so that the zombie's clenched fist is actually just grabbing a piece of rotten meat.
Lin Li: "..."
This is really not suitable for children.
Fortunately, the beautiful lady should be an adult, and with her company, I can watch it legally.
Not only did he watch, Lin Li also secretly took out his mobile phone to record the scene in front of him.
All posts to small websites have to be in the curiosity section, and sit at the same table with Yu Jie fans.
The zombie closest to him was looking at the Ritian zombie at the moment. Nothing could be seen from his emotionless face. Lin Li continued to guide Credit into his body.
This is a female zombie.
Because her movements after she became aroused were obviously different from the guy next to her, she sat down on the spot, spread her legs, and put her hands directly through her body.
The fun thoughts soon ended, and Lin Li frowned.
In the current situation, it would be better for the zombies to go into horny and attack other zombies of the opposite sex. This way, at least they will leave their original locations.
Now, I can only try to create fear myself, and then instill it to drive away other zombies.
In this environment, it is not difficult to feel fear.
To be honest, if it weren't for the greatest protection provided by the Jade-faced Buddha, just letting Lin Li stay on the roof in this situation would cause a lot of fear.
But now because of the resurrection armor, the threshold of fear has been raised, and we need to dance on a tightrope and take risks.
After all, fear and risk are inversely proportional.
Lin Li believes that proactively looking for appropriate dangers is the most appropriate approach at the moment.
Just do it when you figure it out, Lin Li started to go downstairs.
The corner of his eye noticed the system interface and he remembered something, so he paused slightly and tried to change his title, changing the title of [Blood Crow Killer] that he wore daily except for practicing to [Breath of Demon].
[Demon's Breath: After wearing it, your perception of surrounding demons will be greatly enhanced, and the demons' hostility towards you will be reduced, and they may even regard you as a companion.]
Then Lin Licai went downstairs.
Lin Li walked carefully to the first floor, then stopped, a look of disbelief in his eyes.
Because Lin Li found that he could sense the zombies outside the door.
The effective range of this title is very short, the 'periphery' is only a few meters. When he was upstairs, the distance was too far, but now the distance is closer, Lin Li immediately sensed it.
You can determine the zombies’ approximate location and even their movements behind the wall.
But Lin Li was a little confused.
He didn't actually expect this title to be useful, but since he was already here, he had to give it a try.
The "Duck Blood Bottle" has determined that the zombies are human monks, and the "Duck Blood Bottle" is ineffective against demons and insects.
In other words, it has no effect on demons.
So the current situation is that zombies are regarded as both human monks and demons?
Can you play without zombies?
But it is good news for me now. Now that this title is effective, won’t the hostility of these guys towards me be greatly reduced?
Lin Li licked the corner of his mouth, looking forward to it.
Gotta experiment.
It just so happens that I need fear too.
So, Lin Li carefully came to the ruined door of the building. Standing outside the door was a zombie that he could not see at all because of the limited vision on the roof.
Pointing the "Duck Blood Bottle" at himself, maintaining the maximum distance for [Demon's Breath] to take effect, Lin Li stuck his head out of the door and deliberately knocked on the wall to make a sound.
The other party noticed it immediately, turned around, and their eyes met.
Because the tension and fear were absorbed, Lin Li was very calm at the moment.
The reduction of malicious intent does not mean that it does not exist, nor does it even mean that it is inevitable. Once the zombie has the intention to attack him, Lin Li's hand holding the steel rod hidden inside the door will immediately run away and fight back.
The zombie withdrew his gaze and continued to be in a daze.
I really am treated as a fellow human!
Lin Li's eyes widened.
Damn, after all this time it turns out we are the same kind. I feel a little sorry for the beautiful lady. We could have watched the sunrise together holding hands without having to separate.
Be careful in your next life.
At this moment, in Lin Li's sight, there were only four zombies left on the street, including the closest one.
So Lin Li walked out, put his hand on the zombie's shoulder, looked at the zombie sincerely when he looked at him again, and when he saw that he didn't move, he slowly led him into the building.
By the time he reached the head and body of the beautiful lady, the zombie had left the effective range of [Demon's Breath]. Now was not the time to experiment what the zombie would do in this situation.
It would be very troublesome if they attacked me at that time.
Afterwards, Lin Li directed all the emotions that he had just absorbed from himself to the zombie that was the farthest away, and watched him run away trembling with fear and terror. After repeated guidance, he successfully made it disappear from his sight.
Very good, now the only people on this street are me, Tao Zhe's male zombie, Dou Dizhu's female zombie, and the beautiful lady who sleeps like a baby. Lin Li began to approach carefully.
"Are you focused when you're masturbating?" Lin Li was cautious at first, but when he realized that he was stepping on slippery stones and making noises, and that the couple didn't look at him, he became a little bolder.
Sure enough, they were both very focused.
Very good, Lin Li approved of this attitude of applying glue.
You two are the undisputed kings of glue.
When the distance was shortened to the range of the title's influence, Lin Li's heart was completely at ease.
and many more.
After approaching, Lin Li keenly observed that there was a golden bracelet on the left wrist of Dou Dizhu, which was supporting the ground!
"Hello, I'm a student, can you give me a ride?" Lin Li stepped forward and asked.
Didn't refuse.
That's giving.
Good people.
After the bracelet is put on, it is usually difficult to take it off, but Lin Li knows a little life trick. You only need to put some soapy water on your forearm, and then cut off your palm directly. The bracelet will be easy to take off and it will come out with a shake. If you don’t believe it, you can try it.
However, Lin Li did not do so because he was worried that after he attacked her, she would no longer regard him as a harmless fellow.
Fighting must be avoided, so Lin Li took out a pair of mini pliers from the tactical backpack behind him.
It’s also a good opportunity to test whether this bracelet is made of real gold.
After all, gold is soft in texture and easy to cut with pliers.
"Click."
Not only is it easy to cut with the pliers, but looking at the interface where the pliers are cut, the colors inside and outside are consistent, and it doesn't look like a gold-wrapped bracelet.
The master of Doudi seemed to be completely unconcerned about the little episode around him. He was focused on his work, but the speed of his hands had slowed down. It was probably because his desire was slowly decreasing.
I also need to hurry up.
He threw the bracelet he had clamped off into the side pocket of his schoolbag, threw the beautiful hands hanging around her neck and in his hands next to her body, and then Lin Li ran over to hug the beautiful head not far away.
Start a love relationship!
"Before I met you, I never thought about getting married. After I met you, I never thought about anyone else when I got married."
Lin Li looked at the beautiful face tenderly and began to speak sweet words.
"I have been a staunch materialist all my life, but for you, I hope there is an afterlife..."
The bunch of famous quotes that Lin Li had memorized for the Chinese language test before the monthly exam came in handy at this moment.
Before his memory improved, Lin Li's favorite celebrity was Wojciech Schoeder. He said many famous quotes that perfectly fit Lin Li's essays and was Lin Li's soul mate.
"..."
“Even if you were black, I’d still be your tampon.”
Some of the people who are too excited have said sweet words so fiercely, without any care in the world, and even without any desire.
As we all know, how to tell whether a black woman is pregnant does not require a pregnancy test stick, you just need to check whether the cotton on the tampon is still there.
So tampons are in a very dangerous position, which is also the touching part of this love words, which makes people laugh.
"..."
After mumbling a lot and using up all his reserves of love words, Lin Li felt that he should meet "some" requirements of the system.
Next, a kiss?
"Gudong."
Lin Li's Adam's apple moved.
Looking at the beautiful head, even though Lin Li was wearing protective clothing and a mask, it was a bit difficult to eat it - as for taking off the mask and protective clothing, Lin Li would definitely not do it. At worst, he would just give up on this task.
Holding the beautiful head, Lin Li began to understand Lao Ba a little.
If it's not for a living, who would be willing to eat shit?
Let’s do it, brothers!
Lin Li leaned forward and touched her briefly.
[Give a deep kiss on the forehead of the beautiful lady... (1/4)]
Fortunately, the system is still human.
Lin Li, who was in a state of mild joy, suddenly heard the sound of footsteps behind him.
Wait, [Breath of Demon] didn’t react.
Not the two zombies dealing with credibility!
Thinking of this, Lin Li turned around.
So, with his mouth still 'sticking' to the beautiful forehead, he stared into the eyes of a masked human figure.
"..."
"Hello, I'm not a pervert."
Lin Li said this while holding his head tightly in his arms.
(End of this chapter)