Chapter 226 Good brother! Happy New Year! Happy life!
Chapter 226 Good brother! Happy New Year! Happy life!
It was difficult to tell whether this figure, who suddenly appeared and made a sound only when approached this close, was a man or a woman. However, from the few details of the eyes that were exposed, Lin Li believed that it was a woman.
The other person's eyes first looked at Tao Zhe and Dou Dizhu beside him, and then locked on Lin Li who was holding the beautiful head.
From the exposed eyes, it can be seen that the other party is now as shocked as Lin Li.
The next moment, the other party raised her hand and pointed the thing in her hand at Lin Li.
slipped.
Lin Li let go of his hand, and his beautiful head fell to the ground. White light flashed, and he returned to the modern bathroom.
"call--"
Lin Li took a deep breath.
The thing in the other person's hand that was just pointed at him looked a bit like a gun barrel.
Although it was only a little bit, Lin Li didn't plan to gamble.
In this doomsday world, human nature is the most unpredictable. Who knows if he will attack you in the next moment?
I only have one resurrection armor. If I use it up, I don’t know when I will get the next one. It would be a waste to waste it here.
Lin Li was already feeling lucky that this person didn't sneak attack him from a distance.
After calming down, Lin Li looked at the standby machine on the washing machine.
The stopwatch software above is still timing.
"0.01.03.77"
A little... No, Lin Li widened his eyes. How come only one minute and three seconds had passed?
He took the phone out from his chest and checked the time. Since the time was automatically calibrated when connected to the Internet, the time displayed on the phone now became 10:42 p.m.
It is indeed Monday night.
But I did stay in that world for about three hours.
The speed of time in the two worlds is different? One minute in reality is equivalent to several hours in that world?
But this time, a whole week had passed since the last time I went there. According to this ratio, shouldn't the doomsday world have changed a lot? At least one or two years, right?
But I arrived there twice, and except for the beautiful lady moving, there was no change in other scenes.
It’s impossible for a beautiful lady to wait for me for one or two years.
Temporarily suppressing his doubts about time, Lin Li began to examine himself.
There was a mirror in the bathroom, and Lin Li could see clearly that his clothes and backpack were not nearly as dirty as before.
The traces of blood and rotten flesh had almost disappeared, leaving only some dust from the ground when crawling.
This is especially true with my own hands.
"You didn't bring back anything related to zombies? They disappeared as quietly as ants?"
"No, it should have been left in the original world and could not be brought here."
Lin Li squatted down and found the ant on the bathroom floor. It was still alive.
That is, when he traveled through time, he took the small boxes around it with him, but he did not take it away inside.
Lin Li placed his backpack on the floor of the shower room and the first thing he checked was the pocket next to the bag.
The gold bracelet that was broken by pliers was displayed there intact.
And the little flesh and blood that was originally attached to its body was completely gone.
It seemed to be just as I expected. I couldn't bring anything related to zombies back to reality and it remained in the original world.
But this is not a bad thing at all, this is exactly what Lin Li is most worried about.
Lin Li's movements immediately became more casual. After taking off layer after layer of protection, Lin Li began to clean the protective gear.
The fruit knife without any traces of blood or flesh still looks like brand new.
I put the steel rod on the ground beside me when I was kissing the beautiful head, and I didn't bring it back. I just bought it for 108 yuan, and it's gone just like that. I hope that guy who is suspected to be my sister or maybe my brother doesn't steal it.
Bracelet, bracelet, you'd better make it pure gold, otherwise I will get angry.
After spraying the clothes with the disinfectant prepared in advance and checking that there was no blood or flesh left, Lin Li threw the clothes into the washing machine.
It's time to apply glue, wash up and go to bed.
After washing up, Lin Li returned to the sofa in the living room and sat down. His right hand was paralyzed to accumulate the number of [Charge] times, while his left hand played with and rubbed the bracelet.
It hasn't faded yet.
Then he picked up his mobile phone and started watching the video he had recorded.
They are all still there, and the images are recorded very clearly. If they are posted on the Internet abroad, they will be regarded as top-level CG produced by a big shot - they will not pass the review in China.
Clicking on more information on the video, the shooting time shows that it was shot tomorrow, but the location is unknown.
By the way, if this kind of video is uploaded to the Internet, can it generate traffic and make money?
Forget it, I don’t want to attract unnecessary attention to myself.
It’s better to just sell dogs and make money honestly.
This bracelet is not very thick, but if it is made of pure gold, it would be worth about 7,000 or 8,000 yuan at the current price. Even if there is depreciation after recycling, it would definitely be worth 5,000 or 6,000 yuan.
"Before returning from that world next time, I must adjust my equipment to flight mode and leave a timing device there so that I can officially confirm the speed of time flow on both sides when I go there next time." Lin Li said to himself.
Turn on the system, and as before, the third button becomes lit.
No text, no dots.
After yawning, Lin Li felt tired and it was time to rest.
Although he didn't do much, but being tense for several hours and using the [Ear Divine Power] for several hours made Lin Li both mentally and physically exhausted.
……
on Tuesday.
"According to unofficial historical records, Zhou Yu was not angered to death by Zhuge Liang. He was not that fragile. After being outsmarted by Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu felt that his heartbeat was irregular and he had health problems. He immediately asked the famous doctor Hua Tuo to treat him.
After Hua Tuo examined him, he said that the problem was not serious and said, "It's nothing serious, it's just that the anger has attacked the heart. Take the medicine today and you will be cured by dawn tomorrow.
Zhou Yu nodded and followed the doctor's advice. The next day, Zhou Yu died from taking too much urine.
When the people of Wu found out about this, they thought it would be more honorable for Zhou Yu to die of anger, so later generations had to record it this way.
Bai Bufan's voice came late but arrived.
Damn, where did Bai Bufan get so many unofficial histories of the Three Kingdoms? How come he can never finish telling them?
Return to the location and distribute breakfast.
"Why are you so happy?" Looking at the cheerful Bai Bufan, Lin Li asked in surprise.
"Nothing." Bai Bufan began to slurp the vermicelli, with an uncontrollable smile on his face. He asked with a smile, "Lin Li, why do you seem so depressed?"
Lin Li laughed helplessly, you were also depressed because you kissed and hugged the beautiful lady last night.
But Bai Bufan's happiness was a little strange. Normally, he should be crying for his parents. But under Lin Li's continuous questioning, Bai Bufan just kept denying.
Bai Bufan deserves to be scolded for hiding it even from his brothers.
"Baowei, what is Bufan happy about?" Lin Li had no choice but to ask his roommate Baowei.
"I don't know. I'm wondering too. It's inexplicable." Zhou Baowei shook his head.
Lin Li and Zhou Baowei looked at each other and then at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, Shang Yang is divisible by five, do you want to be divisible by two?"
Bai Bufan: “?”
Shang Yang, a famous political thinker in the Warring States Period who proposed the Marxist doctrine, is a rare figure that is divisible by five, except for integers ending in 5 and 0.
"Ahem, don't do anything yet, I'll tell you something." Seeing that he was about to be dismembered, Bai Bufan coughed a few times and quickly lowered his voice to explain:
"I just heard a theory—
On the first day of school every week, you should have happiness written all over your face, making people around you confused and thinking that you have made some progress in your life. Make others feel pressured invisibly, and even give up on themselves. This way you can win at the starting line.
It’s just like turning over the test paper ten minutes early during an exam.”
Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: “?”
"Bufan, you're just venting your anger for fun, but if you really fart, you'll have to look at your mouth." Lin Li gave him a thumbs up.
"No, it is useful. Look, weren't you two anxious just now?" Bai Bufan argued.
Lin Li and Zhou Baowei narrowed their eyes upon hearing this.
……
"What are you so happy about?"
"What on earth are you guys having fun with?"
"No, say something, you three! Where's your mother if you just keep laughing?"
Looking at Wang Ze who was getting increasingly anxious.
Bai, Lin and Zhou laughed even more happily.
……
"What are you laughing at? Why are you so happy?"
"No, what are you four idiots doing?"
……
Many diseases are contagious.
The Chinese class representative stood on the stage, preparing for morning reading. When she saw that half of the boys in the class had strange smiles on their faces, she got scared.
Damn, Class 4 of Grade 1 is haunted.
……
"The honor roll has changed."
When they came back from running, everyone saw that the honor board had changed color.
When Lin Li noticed this, he immediately looked at Bai Bufan.
The two of them immediately put their arms around each other's shoulders.
"Let's go and show everyone our sincere brotherhood." Lin Li said sincerely.
"Okay!" Bai Bufan also nodded heavily.
The two of them came to the bottom of the list.
Lin Li ranked first on the progress list because he had made the greatest progress.
"Lin Li: Bai Bufan is right."
Lin Li smiled.
This is what he modified to say without involving pornography, gambling or drugs.
In this way, it can be combined with Bai Bufan's "Without Lin Li, I can't make such progress" to achieve a subtle backstab.
There is no way. Xue Jian, who is more aggressive, will not agree.
"You stabbed me in the back?" Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's collar.
"I, I didn't. I don't know what happened... Maybe Old Jiantou changed it himself." Lin Li said hesitantly.
"It's okay, the changes are good." Bai Bufan let go of his hand and smiled.
Lin Li's heart skipped a beat and he quickly looked for Bai Bufan on the honor roll.
found it!
"Bai Bufan: There are so many outstanding people on the progress list. I don't know what to say, but my progress is indeed due to his contribution, so I will recite a poem called "Friendship".
I think of my old friends, and I know that friendship lasts for a long time. The friendship between us is long-lasting, and the friendship between us is full of righteousness. The love between father and son is not just this thought, but the friendship between close friends is comparable.
Lin Li: "?"
Why has Bai Bufan also changed?
and many more.
Lin Li narrowed his eyes.
As a master of cryptic poems, Lin Li could tell at a glance that this kid's crappy poem also had cryptic words! !
I am Lin Li’s father.
The situation was reversed, and Bai Bufan's collar was lifted up by Lin Li in an instant.
Bai Bufan was still smiling. He looked at Lin Li and said word by word: "Bai Bufan is right. Thank you."
Lin Li: "..."
No, what about the review of the honor roll? What about Xue Jian's review? What are they doing? How can we believe that Bai Bufan can spit out poetry? There must be something wrong!
Now, it was indeed a wonderful backstab, but the problem was that this time, Bai Bufan backstabbed himself.
Damn it, this guy found a way to attack me covertly!
"When did you tell Xue Jian?" Lin Li roared in disbelief.
"Half a minute after you leave the office." Bai Bufan showed a harmless smile.
Lin Li: "..."
What more can be said.
Lin Li: "Okay! Brother!!"
Bai Bufan: "One! Lifetime!"
……
I wish you all a happy Chinese New Year! Happy Year of the Snake! Good! Brothers! For! All! Life! of! Sons!
It's the end of the month. If you have monthly tickets, you can vote. I will try my best to update continuously during the New Year.
(End of this chapter)