Chapter 231 Lin Li is really a weirdo

Chapter 231 Lin Li is really a weirdo

Chapter 231 Lin Li is really a weirdo

These days, you can even see people trying to cyberbully Miyazaki.

Lin Li ignored the special curse spirit Chen Tianming and approached the place where the rope skipping was taking place. After seeing the situation clearly, he shouted:
"Ding Sihan, stop your legs!"

"what?"

Then, Lin Li took advantage of Ding Sihan's distraction and rushed to the front of the crowd. He hugged his head, jumped up when the rope fell to the ground, and quickly got out.

Ding Sihan, who was cut in line and followed to dance, was hit on the leg.

"Haha, waste." Seeing this scene again, Lin Li put his hands on his hips, pointed at Ding Sihan and laughed loudly with his head raised.

"You disrupted my rhythm! You still have the nerve to bark? I'll make you a waste! I'll make you a waste!" Ding Sihan, who was furious, chased Lin Li and started kicking him.

"My school uniform and pants are custom-made, and they cost eighteen thousand! Eighteen thousand!" So Lin Li covered his butt and ran away.

Eighteen thousand is dirty.

The two returned to the skipping rope.

The Nansang event adopts the "8-shaped rope circle" format, that is, all contestants enter and exit the rope circle in turn according to the "8"-shaped route, and the winner is determined by the number of times completed within 3 minutes.

The rules are that there are two people shaking the rope and eight contestants, but there are too many people now because they are seeing who jumps better and who will be the first to go up when the time comes.

Lin Li blended in very naturally and made almost no mistakes, but he was always worried that the rope would hit his head, so he always jumped while holding his head.

"How come you dance so well?" Ding Sihan asked hesitantly from behind.

"Of course it's a talent. It can't be that when I was in elementary school, I pretended to my friends that skipping rubber rope was a childish game played by sissies, but in fact, the first thing I did when I got home from school every day was to chant "I'm number one in skipping rubber rope" with the kids in the neighborhood. The malan flowers bloom twenty-one, two-five, six, two-five, seven, two-eight, two-nine, thirty-one." That's the reason I got it from practice, right?

"Ha, ha." It was too long, and Lin Li was almost suffocated by it.

Lin Li suddenly understood that long and difficult sentences were actually a kind of language deep-throating himself.

Ding Sihan: "..."

"Very good, Lin Li. I think you are quite suitable for this project." Chen Yuying walked over and said.

"It's all fine. I'm an all-rounder anyway. I'm a brick in Class 4. I'll be moved wherever I'm needed! Loyal! Honest! As long as you, the squad leader, give the order, no matter what the project is, I will immediately defect! Escape!" Lin Li saluted and swore an oath on the spot.

Chen Yuying was already used to it, and nodded: "I'll see when the time comes. Lin Li, are you good at other projects? For example, this crossing the river by feeling the stones, everyone is not used to it."

Lin Li looked in the direction Chen Yuying pointed and saw three bricks on the ground.

The so-called game of crossing the river by feeling the stones is that the contestants need to use these three bricks as footholds and move from the starting line to the finish line. During the process, no part of the body can touch the ground, otherwise they have to start over.

Nansang's team uses a relay race system. For a 15-meter section of road, six people are responsible for three coming and three returning steps, and the total time consumed is calculated.

"This is easy."

Lin Li nodded easily, walked forward, weighed the brick, and then began to "cross the river".

The most common way to walk is to step on a brick with each foot, then move the third brick to the front and then move forward one brick, and repeat this process.

Lin Li was also like this at the beginning, his speed was not very fast, it seemed that he was adapting.

But after walking only a few meters, Lin Li simply put a brick aside and used only two bricks - when he lifted his foot, he pulled out the brick at the back with his hand, and when he landed, this brick was just placed at the front foothold.

This method is very fast, but it also requires certain skills. Bai Bufan, who was also trying this project on the other side, widened his eyes.

There are many places where I can go, so I might as well go, so Bai Bufan also tried it.

Ok.

It hurts when your foot steps on your hand.

"Easy." After finishing the walk easily, Lin Li stood up and snapped his fingers.

"So three stones are redundant?" Chen Yuying said with emotion, covering her lips which were opened in slight surprise with her hand.

"Not redundant. I have already figured out how to use that stone." Lin Li waved his hand. He was an expert and had his own tricks.

"What's the use?"

"I'll put it in my pocket, and I'll throw it to whoever is in front of our class team." Lin Li was right but confident.

Chen Yuying: “?”

Is this how bricks are supposed to be used?
Eh.

This seems to be how bricks are used.

"The school won't allow it." Chen Yuying said with a smile.

"Why? Others who are as useless as Bai Bufan need three bricks, but I save one. Shouldn't it be my freedom to hit them?" Lin Li was angry.

"If others give up the competition, three bricks can be saved. Lin Li, who do you think they will hit?" Bai Bufan spoke lazily, not forgetting to aim at Lin Li's head and weigh the brick in his hand.

It's also about turning a blind eye.

Lin Li: "?"

Makes sense.

"I support all the school rules! Students' safety is the most important!" Lin Li said seriously.

The girls laughed out loud.

Then Lin Li tested all other interesting projects that could be tested.

All of them achieved good results.

The reason for this result is that Lin Li believes that the two buffs, a 100% increase in limb control ability and a 40% increase in comprehension, helped him to increase his speed of understanding the key points of these interesting projects, while the former helped him to quickly turn his 'theoretical experience' into practice, so it was difficult for him to perform poorly.

Listening to the girls' exclamations and generous compliments, Lin Li's tail was almost raised to the sky.

The purpose of my cultivation, besides making the mother and son whom I have already met fly, isn’t it for this moment?

"That's amazing! In that case, I will arrange for the students who are not good at sports to participate in an interesting event. In order to win, I will try my best to send you out for the rest, Lin Li." Chen Yuying said.

"No problem, leave it to me." Lin Li patted his chest.

"I lost my wallet Lin Li, can you help me find it?" Bai Bufan said suddenly at this time.

"No problem, leave it to me." Lin Li understood immediately.

"Then why don't you give it back to me, you little thief!"

"...What a cold joke." Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan reacted after a while and said with a smile.

"By the way, squad leader, do you participate in any competitive events?" Lin Li asked.

"I participated in two hundred and four hundred, but it was just to make up the numbers. It's enough to get the participation points." Chen Yuying nodded and replied.

Among the girls in her class, Chen Yuying's sports performance can be understood as being at the bottom of the first tier in running.

"Just making up the numbers" is a humble statement, but getting a good ranking in a sports meet is indeed a bit difficult, and it depends on the level of other contestants in the same period.

"What about the long-distance race? Who will take part in the 3,000-meter race for girls?" Lin Li asked.

The girls at Nansang Middle School also have a 3,000-meter event, and it takes more courage for girls to participate than for boys.

"The only one confirmed so far is Wanqiu," said Chen Yuying.

Although Qu Wanqiu is very lazy, she is indeed the best runner among the girls - although Xie Wenjing is a sports student, she specializes in shot put and is not good at running.

"What? It turns out you're a comrade-in-arms!" Lin Li waved to Qu Wanqiu to come over, then extended his hand, showing a sense of mutual respect.

"Have you washed your hands?" Qu Wanqiu glanced at Lin Li's hands and asked hesitantly.

Lin Li: "?"

What a little celestial dragon.

So the palm of the hand that shakes hands became the international middle finger.

"Three thousand meters! Three thousand meters! So annoying!" At this time, Wang Ze seemed to have heard Lin Li talking about something related to the three thousand meters. He walked up dejectedly and shook Lin Li's shoulders frantically.

"What's the matter?" Lin Li asked as he followed the swaying.

“There’s no one in the class who would take the initiative to run long distances like you. Why don’t you even bother to join in the numbers? Lin Li, why don’t you use your stupid power to infect everyone else to become stupid too?” Wang Ze’s words were rough but his logic was sound.

Lin Li was about to say that he could do nothing to help, but the Idea King suddenly had another idea.

"Wang Ze, if I can help you find someone who can run 3,000 meters, what can you give me in return?" he asked.

Wang Ze replied: "My passionate and sincere love." Lin Li left.

"No, no, no, Lin Li, if you can really find him, from now on you will be my godfather. If you say east, I will never go west and will follow your lead." Wang Ze quickly changed his words.

"Men's mouths are full of lies, so stop saying such nonsense. If I find it, you will owe me ten small requests that are not too much." Lin Li waved his hand and said.

After hearing the "small request", Chen Yuying suddenly felt a little itchy on the soles of her feet.

Could it be that Lin Li is also interested in boys' feet?

"First, tell me what the requirements are." Wang Ze was still very cautious about the numerous sword tombs.

"For example, help me buy drinks, help me fight Bufan, fight Baowei and so on." Lin Li didn't think about the feet at all.

"Oh! That's it? Okay! I don't even need your permission to beat Bufan and Baowei. I'm happy to do it!" Wang Ze was instantly relieved.

Bai Bufan: “?”

"I feel like you're being a bit rude, and I protest," he said.

Baozi ignores dogs, and humans ignore Bai Bufan.

"make a deal!"

"Who are you looking for? I've asked, but no one is willing." After the agreement was reached, Wang Ze asked curiously.

Could it be that Lin Li has some secret on his buddies in the back row that he doesn't know about?

"Let me make it clear first, there is no way I can participate in this, seriously." Bai Bufan immediately stepped back ten meters, maintaining an absolutely safe distance and shouted to Lin Li - from such a far distance, he couldn't hear clearly without shouting.

One thousand meters would have killed him, and three thousand meters was a repeated death sentence.

"I don't count on you, useless thing. Squad leader, don't leave yet. You are an indispensable witness."

Lin Li said disdainfully, and after giving a warning to Chen Yuying beside him, he looked at his target - the one who was looking at him from time to time, with a gaze so strong that it was hard to ignore:

"Ochi, come here!"

"What?" Wang Yuezhi walked over reluctantly and looked at Lin Li warily.

Everything was going fine, he and Chen Yuying were jumping rope together, but when that bastard Lin Li came, he took Chen Yuying away to do other fun activities.

I'm so annoying.

Wang Ze looked at Wang Yuezhi in surprise. Although he had "asked around", he had only asked those people he was familiar with. Firstly, he was not familiar with Wang Yuezhi, and secondly, he was not very good at running. Wang Ze felt that there was no need to ask.

Could this guy be a hidden long-distance running enthusiast?
"I'm going to ask you to run errands." Lin Li said with a gentle smile.

"Just say it, I'll run away." Wang Yuezhi nodded.

He was not someone who could not afford to lose. Chen Yuying remembered the main stakes and bets very clearly. Lin Li was also quite human, allowing Wang Yuezhi to call him dad in private, which at least did not embarrass him in front of Chen Yuying.

The original bet, in addition to the call of "Dad", also included three not-too-excessive errands, which Wang Yuezhi has not forgotten.

"Did you hear that? Wang Yuezhi agreed. You can just fill in his name for the 3,000-meter and 1,500-meter runners." There was no need to say much, as he was a teachable kid. So Lin Li said happily immediately.

"OK! We're free! Thank you, Wang Yuezhi, you are worthy of being a member of our Wang family! You live up to this name!" Wang Ze clapped his hands happily!

Wang Yuezhi: "Ah? You are talking about——"

Wang Yuezhi: “?”

and many more.

What the hell were these two talking about?

“——cough, cough, cough!”

Wang Yuezhi spat violently into the air, but fortunately Lin Li and Chen Yuying dodged quickly and no one was injured.

Wang Yuezhi didn't care about calming down. He stared at Lin Li with eyes wide open. There was at least an eight-magnitude earthquake in his pupils. His voice was trembling a little. "Lin Li, you call running 3,000 meters and 1,500 meters a running task?"

It can be seen that Wang Yuezhi was really surprised. After all, it was quite difficult to hear swear words from his mouth - when Chen Yuying was also there.

As for Chen Yuying, she was now standing behind Lin Li, lowering her head, laughing uncontrollably, and when no one was paying attention, she secretly punched Lin Li.

Lin Li is really bad.

"Run errands, run, legs, run and legs. No matter how you look at it, if 3,000 meters is not a errand task, then what else is a errand task?" Lin Li made the movements of running in place, swinging his arms and raising his legs, and said as if it was a matter of course.

The words are not rough, and the logic is even more so.

Wang Yuezhi: “…”

He wanted to curse.

No, Lin Li was not a human being, he wanted to call him a beast.

“No, no, no!” Wang Yuezhi waved his hands quickly. He would die if he was asked to run 3,000 meters. “We originally agreed that it would be three errands, but this is already too much.”

"If I ask you to go to the school store to buy me a bottle of water during the break in the classroom, is that too much of a task?" Lin Li asked without thinking after hearing this.

"This is not too much. Of course I can accept it." Wang Yuezhi nodded.

"That's it, isn't it? Counting the distance of going up and down the stairs, the round trip distance from our classroom to the canteen is about two kilometers. That's the worst that can happen. You're going to run errands for me three times. It happens that these three errands are the 1,500-meter race, the first 1,500 meters of the 3,000-meter race, and the last 1,500 meters of the 3,000-meter race. Perfect! Perfect!"

Wang Yuezhi: “???”

and many more.

Stop arguing, let me think.

Is this right? Is this wrong?

You bastard, you had already planned all this, right?
Looking at the dazed Wang Yuezhi, Lin Li felt that there was nothing wrong with his logic.

Then why did Chen Yuying keep hitting herself on the back secretly?

Damn it, the squad leader actually beat himself for Wang Yuezhi.

Lin Li wants to dye his hair green.

“No, no, no, no!” Wang Yuezhi’s eyes lit up, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw. His brain was wired again, and he quickly denied it again: “Lin Li, if I help you buy things at the canteen, there is no need to rush. There are 20 minutes between classes. This cannot be compared with a competition!”

"Right, right, right, right." Lin Li stretched out his finger and waved it in front of Wang Yuezhi: "Yuezhi, we don't expect you to get a good ranking. Our purpose is purely to get a basic score for the competition and give Wang Ze freedom.

So you still don't have to rush, just treat it as a run during the break to buy groceries. Don't even mention 20 minutes, you can run for 20 hours, as long as you finish the run. Isn't this easier than going shopping?"

Wang Yuezhi: “????”

hold on.

Stop arguing and let me think.

Eh? It seems like this is just a pure errand task?
Seeing that Wang Yuezhi seemed to want to refute, Lin Li frowned slightly: "Yuezhi, I've explained everything to you. This is the bet we made. We can't afford to lose it. What do you think? You don't want to deny it, do you? Well, that's fine..."

Wang Yuezhi raised his head, glanced at Lin Li, then glanced at the notary Chen Yuying, and suddenly felt that he was indeed being a bit "unreasonable", so he quickly retorted:
"Who said I was going to cheat? Fine! I'll run! That's all I have to do!"

Grass.

A second after he said it, Wang Yuezhi regretted it.

What b words did I say?

Because Chen Yuying was present, Wang Yuezhi, who had just gotten excited, just gritted his teeth and said, "But Lin Li, remember, from now on, we're done. I don't owe you anything anymore!"

"OK! I believe you! Wang Ze, did you hear that? You are free!" Lin Li gave Wang Yuezhi a thumbs up and turned to look at Wang Ze.

"Thank you, adoptive father! From now on, when I fight Bufan and Baowei, just call me your adopted son!" Wang Ze burst into tears of gratitude!

"Wang Yuezhi, I will cheer you on when the time comes." Chen Yuying, who was standing behind Lin Li, said politely to Wang Yuezhi at this time.

Anyway, we will definitely go to watch Lin Li running, and those who cheer him on will be his classmates, so it won’t be a matter of saying a few more words.

Wang Yuezhi: “!”

Eh?
Cheer yourself up?
Hey.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

After chatting with Wang Ze, Lin Li looked at Wang Yuezhi in surprise, who suddenly stood there smiling foolishly. What happened?
Where did the pink bubbles come from?
Although I don’t know why, a happy ending was achieved.

(End of this chapter)