Chapter 232 If you don’t take it and I don’t take it, how can Commissioner Smith take it?
Chapter 232 If you don’t take it and I don’t take it, how can Commissioner Smith take it? (asking for monthly tickets)
"A perfect Tian Ji horse racing strategy. Wang Yuezhi, a low-ranking horse, frees up my high-ranking horse. I don't need to waste resources with Lin Li, a medium-ranking horse. I can get more benefits. Class 4 will win!"
When Wang Yuezhi went back to continue jumping rope, Wang Ze sighed.
Lin Li, who had achieved all this with wisdom and charm, closed his eyes and pretended to stroke his beard, looking mysterious. He then turned his head to make sure Chen Yuying couldn't hear him, and quickly said to Wang Ze:
"I am a medium-sized horse, give me Tian Ji."
Wang Ze: “?”
Damn you.
“However, I have to admit that this is the wisdom of our ancestors.” Lin Li sighed.
"Haha, I don't think so." Bai Bufan sneered at the words, "Tian Ji's horse racing can sometimes seem very stupid."
"Oh? Brother Bai, why do you say that? What's your opinion?" Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan curiously.
Bai Bufan took a deep breath.
"When I was in the third grade, I had a fight with a classmate. Neither of us wanted to give in, so we challenged each other to a fight. I called my sixth grade brother, and he called his second grade brother. I called my first grade cousin, and he called his third grade brother.
At that time we thought we were bound to lose, but fortunately my cousin had already learned the text about Tian Ji's horse racing.
In the end, I, a third-grade elementary school student, played against my classmate’s senior high school brother.”
Bai Bufan's voice was magnetic and deep, and seemed to be full of stories, but it stopped abruptly at the last sentence.
Lin Li and Wang Ze laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.
"What's the result? Bufan." Lin Li asked with a smile while squatting on the ground.
"Two to one, we won." Bai Bufan nodded.
As a winner, he does not have the slightest pride of a winner, and even sadness can be seen in his eyes. Perhaps this is Bai Bufan's character.
"I'm not asking about the competition, what are your personal results?" Lin Li asked.
"I don't know about that. I have no memory of what happened after that day." Bai Bufan said.
"He is still humble and still hiding his achievements and fame!" Wang Ze sighed.
"It's also possible that he woke up in the hospital, right?" Lin Lizhe expressed his understanding.
"So! I say!" Bai Bufan was instantly defeated and said angrily: "Tian Ji has never considered the feelings of the inferior horses! Aren't inferior horses horses? Inferior horses also have horse rights! Tian Ji is the most shameless guy!"
It makes sense and I have to support it.
Tian Ji was indeed too selfish.
A class lasts only forty minutes in total, and soon the bell rang.
After helping Wang Ze, Chen Yuying and others return all the tools taken out from the equipment room, several people went to the canteen to buy water.
"I'll talk to Teacher Xue about it and use the class funds to buy long ropes and other necessary props for fun activities. Otherwise, we'll have to borrow and return them every time, which is very troublesome and inconvenient." Chen Yuying said, "Lin Li, I should ask you to bring them with you when the time comes, so it's convenient for you to leave the school."
"No problem, just tell me your specific needs when the time comes." Hearing this, Lin Li nodded indifferently and then fell into deep thought.
"What are you thinking about? Will this cause you trouble?" Chen Yuying noticed this and asked.
But if it's troublesome, I'll have to ask Lin Li to help me.
"No, it's not a problem. I'm just looking for a store that can make fake invoices for me. I'm planning to buy a... No, it's a 13999 yuan rope for everyone to jump on. Although such a rope is hard to find, our Class training requires the best equipment!
As for me, it doesn’t matter if I’m a little tired or a little bit hard.”
Lin Li's words were powerful.
Chen Yuying: “…”
"Hakilin...you guys, you really are always thinking about everyone in Class 4..." Wang Ze, who was standing by, was impressed by Lin Li's charm. "No, can you lend me this rope after you buy it?"
"The class funds are not that high." Chen Yuying scolded with a smile.
Nansang Middle School does not charge much for class fees, and all expenditure details are made public. In this Internet age, it is simple and clear to read, and nothing bad will happen.
"Don't you have one for 13999? What about one for 9999? I can't afford a 1TB cable, but a 256GB one is also acceptable to me?" Lin Li asked without giving up.
"They're using TB and GB as units, but is that still a rope? You don't even want to act, right, Lin Li! You idiot! You're thinking like this right now, Lin Li, your life is ruined."
Ding Sihan acted as Chen Yuying's mouthpiece, and her little mouth kept talking like a machine gun.
"What do you know, Xiao Ding? If I don't take it, how can the squad leader take it? If the squad leader doesn't take it, how can the old man take it? If the old man doesn't take it, how can Commissioner Smith take it? People can't be so selfish. I'm really doing this for everyone!" Lin Li defended himself.
Ding Sihan: "..."
obsolete.
Chen Yuying sighed and said, "Lin Li, you are not allowed to take the civil service exam in the future. Oh, and you are not allowed to be an accountant either."
"That's reassuring. Don't forget, monitor, the Sorting Hat has assigned me to civil engineering." Lin Li waved his hand. Chen Yuying thought for a moment and said, "If you become a contractor in the future, you are not allowed to delay the workers' wages."
Lin Li: "?"
"Why are you saying such things to me so seriously? Do I look like someone who would withhold wages from workers?" Lin Li was angry.
Facing numerous questions.
Xiao Ding nodded.
Xiaoqu also nodded.
Chen Yuying not only nodded, but also smiled and said, "Yeah."
When Lin Li was in despair, only Lao Wang shook his head.
However, Lin Li was not moved. Instead, he squinted his eyes and stared at Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, why are you shaking your head?"
Either it's kicking someone when they're down, or it's hiding a dagger in honey.
"I don't think you can be a contractor. You will only be owed wages in your life. How can you have the qualifications to owe wages to others?" Wang Ze explained.
Grass.
I knew this guy had something to say.
"Alas, misunderstanding is the inevitable fate of an outstanding person like me." Lin Li sighed sadly.
Soon, all five of them bought water and started to return to the classroom.
"Lin Li, what are you looking at furtively?" Ding Sihan noticed Lin Li's gaze and asked.
"I've been studying how to identify people and improve my social skills recently. I was just observing what you were drinking because I can tell some of your social habits from this." Lin Li began to analyze: "Give me an example--"
"Those who like to drink milk tea have many girlfriends."
“People who like to drink white wine have many stories.”
"Those who like to drink red wine have many lovers."
"Is it true? What about the thing I like to drink? Vita lemon tea, what is this?" Ding Sihan asked, looking at the drink in his hand.
Lin Li smiled as if he had finally been fooled:
"Urine a lot."
Ding Sihan: “?”
"What about mine, rock sugar and snow pear?" Qu Wanqiu asked.
"Urine a lot."
"Where's Wang Ze's iced black tea?" Qu Wanqiu pointed at Wang Ze, who said 'man' to Lin Li.
"Urine a lot."
"Where are the real fruit grains from Yingbao?"
"Urine a lot."
Qu Wanqiu: “…”
To some extent, Lin Li was a rare person who treated everyone equally.
"I didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, just try it yourself." Seeing that everyone was silent, Lin Li looked innocent.
Drinking too much really makes you pee more, but you clearly said there is no problem?
What are those looks?
"Lin Li! What the hell have you learned about judging people? That's the only thing you can say! Go to hell!" Qu Wanqiu picked up her candied pear and threw it at Lin Li.
Lin Li caught it and threw it back to Qu Wanqiu, then looked at Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, why don't you try to smash it too?"
Wang Ze raised his hand to indicate that it was not necessary.
A meat bun thrown at a dog will never come back. The girl threw it at Lin Li, and Lin Li was too embarrassed to take it away. If the guy threw it himself and can still take it back, he must be Wang Ze and Wang Haoyang.
Seeing that her long-range attack was ineffective, Qu Wanqiu ran up and kicked Lin Li, muttering:
"I'll make you pee more! I'll make you pee more!"
"Hang on, this is a custom-made school uniform! It cost 1,800 yuan! 1,800 yuan! And I said it's not me who pees a lot, it's you!"
"Hey! Stop kicking! Stop kicking!"
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(End of this chapter)