Chapter 245 It is more important for the three of us to live a good life than anything else
Chapter 245 It is more important for the three of us to live a good life than anything else
Is the security check regarded by the system as a formation for cultivating immortals?
reasonable.
Lin Li, who had been trained into the system, was not surprised when he saw the task that suddenly popped up. Instead, he started thinking directly about how to complete the task.
After all, the reward is quite generous. Not only does it give a complete formation, but it also gives random materials, which means that in the future, you can really use or create formations in the world of immortal cultivation.
The formation is great. There are all kinds of things in the world of cultivating immortals. There must be a way to turn Bai Bufan into a sweet and soft little dog shit.
Lin Lixian turned back to confirm.
OK, there are only Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying behind me.
So, let’s go back in time!
So, Lin Li began to back out of the security gate under the confused look of the security officer.
【Seek and experience it yourself... (2/100; 1/4). 】
When exiting through the security gate, the number changed immediately.
Lin Li blinked, then stopped backing away and walked toward the security gate again.
Advance, retreat, advance, retreat—
Secret technique, jumping back and forth!
The numbers are rising quite fast.
The main reason was that there were not many people today. The only people standing behind Lin Li were Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan. When they saw Lin Li suddenly go crazy, although they didn't know the reason, they thought it was reasonable and it didn't affect anyone else, so Lin Li didn't have much psychological burden.
And because he was holding a mobile phone in his hand, the security gate kept beeping.
This caused the staff who were checking the luggage security machine to stand up, thinking that there was something wrong with the machine.
As for the security inspector standing by the security gate, “?”
No, didn’t I just send away a kind-hearted, sharing but unknown-intelligent kid from the boarding house?
Why is there another one here? What are you doing with the potion again?
"What are you doing?" The security officer hesitated for a moment and asked with a look of doubt on his face.
"Sister, I found something magical. Whenever I pass by this door, it will make a sound." Lin Li made this discovery that was enough to shock the scientific community and continued to delay a little time.
Security inspector: “?”
Now it's not just the security gate that's making the noise, the security officer feels his head is also buzzing.
But she didn't dare to laugh, for fear that they might be from a special group of people.
However, Lin Li did not play for long - mainly because he was kicked by Ding Sihan, so he walked onto the small platform and let the security inspector scan him with a metal detector according to the normal procedure.
【Seek and experience it yourself... (19/100; 1/4). 】
In a sense, one-fifth of the mission is already accomplished.
It also proves that the frequency part of this task is quite easy to complete. If the security guard doesn't mind and gives Lin Li another two or three minutes, he can complete the 100 times.
It's enough to brush it so many times now, there is no need to brush it again.
But Lin Li still frowned slightly.
Because just now, the number of tasks was already 19, but when the security officer scanned me with the metal detector and scanned the phone in my hand, it also made a slight beeping sound, which met the basic conditions of the previous security gate, but the two numbers of the task did not change.
Lin Li originally hoped to increase the number of mission types by using a handheld metal detector.
After all, although the two have the same principles and both involve electromagnetic induction, the difference is that security doors also involve pulsed magnetic fields, while handheld metal detectors involve magnetic field disturbances.
Such a strong magnetic field is still not enough?
But now, not only are there not many varieties, but the frequency is not that high either.
In other words, the system does not recognize the handheld metal detector as a formation?
Or is it that it is not one of the advanced formations emphasized in the mission?
But theoretically speaking, there is no difference in the technical content of the two. Isn't a movable formation more advanced?
Unfortunately, all rights of interpretation belong to the system.
Must it be fixed?
Lin Li shifted his gaze towards the baggage inspection machine next to him.
However, although he really wanted to, he still suppressed the urge to go in.
This type of security machine has curtains on both sides because it uses X-rays and does have some radiation.
Lin Li was not worried about the radiation, as this amount of radiation would basically not cause any harm to people. However, as long as Lin Li went in, it would be an accident for the staff.
This is different from jumping back and forth under the security gate. If you do this, the security inspector will be scolded at best and fined and dismissed at worst. It's better not to cause trouble for others.
Then Lin Li's eyes lit up.
He now knew how to accomplish the task.
Needless to say, he could swipe it 19 times just now and he could swipe it 100 times if he found some opportunities later. At worst, Lin Li could just buy a security gate and put it at the door of his house for his own entertainment.
As for the type, the X-ray security machine next to it has already told Lin Li the answer.
hospital.
Lin Li can go to the hospital to take an X-ray legally and safely. Moreover, for example, a chest CT machine is much more expensive and larger than the security gate in front of him. They are both detection-oriented, and the targets of detection are diseases versus metals. Isn't that more in line with the system's understanding of evil things?
From any angle, it should satisfy the detection array.
Unless the system is limited to metal detection, or there is a fallacy in your speculation about the type.
As long as the direction is correct, X-ray is one type, then the ultrasound diagnostic device involving ultrasound and the magnetic resonance imaging device involving magnetic resonance imaging can fill the vacancies of the remaining two types, right?
——Nansang County Hospital is a Class 3A hospital and has an MRI machine. Although it has a relatively low magnetic field strength, it is at least there.
However, the application form for this examination is different from that for ultrasound and CT. It may be a bit troublesome to ask a doctor to prescribe it for you if you are not sick.
When the time comes, I'll see if I can go to the hospital and use it in the name of a physical examination to get peace of mind.
This is reasonable, legal and safe.
My thoughts are clear now. I can make an appointment when I get home in the evening. Tomorrow is too urgent, so I can try next weekend.
If that fails, try to research the correct definition of the system's formation.
Now, Lin Li can do more important things.
"Bufan, have a sip of water." Lin Li stretched out his hand towards Bai Bufan.
I almost forgot to taunt my buddy. As for the 100 tasks, there is no need to continue now. There is no rush at all.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Do you have to rub salt into my wounds?"
“I sprinkled cumin.”
"roll."
Afterwards, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan also passed the security check, picked up their shoulder bags, and came to the two of them.
"Our ticket gates should be the same, right? 3A and 4A?" Lin Li asked.
The tickets for the four people were not bought together. Instead, Lin Li and Bai Bufan bought two tickets, and Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan bought two tickets.
After all, there are no four-seaters on high-speed trains.
Lin Li actually didn't mind him sitting with Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying, Bai Bufan sat alone.
Bai Bufan minded.
"A train must have the same ticket gate." Chen Yuying nodded, then looked at her phone: "We are in carriage 04, how about you?"
"02." Because the time of purchase is different, the carriages are also different.
"By the way, Bufan, on the return trip, why don't you try the first-class seat and go to the prestigious carriage 01?" Lin Li asked.
"1000% no way! The only person who can stop you is me!" Bai Bufan shouted coldly upon hearing this.
All of them are lines from Kamen Rider Zero-One, which fits the scene well.
Lin Li smiled coldly: "I'll pay the difference."
Bai Bufan smiled flatteringly: "First class is not worthy of my status, I want to sit in business class."
It was very extraordinary, but Lin Li refused, because belated love is cheaper than grass.
The four of them discussed for a while in the waiting hall about what to eat after arriving in Pingjiang City. Finally, they handed it over to Ding Sihan, an expert in online restaurant exploration. Then the ticket checking began. They scanned their ID cards through the gate and went to the departure level.
Because it is not the starting station, the high-speed train has not arrived yet.
"What kind of identity and status do you have, yet you make me wait for the high-speed train?" Bai Bufan was not very capable, but he had a bad temper. When he saw that the train had not arrived yet, he immediately complained.
"Why don't you jump down and hide, and when the high-speed train comes, stretch out your leg to trip it and teach it a lesson?" Lin Li pointed at the track and suggested sincerely.
"I want to see it." Ding Sihan's eyes lit up when he heard that.
Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying, and Chen Yuying had no choice but to nod.
Bai Bufan: “…”
Damn you.
"Forget it. I'm afraid of breaking the high-speed rail into pieces. We're riding the Fuxing train, which is quite precious. It will be troublesome to repair it later, and I can't afford the compensation." Bai Bufan waved his hand.
"Forget it. I've calculated that Harmony trains cost 130 yuan per kilogram, and Fuxing trains are only 200 to 300 yuan per kilogram. The pair of shoes on your feet can buy two kilograms of Fuxing trains. Don't think it's a valuable thing."
Lin Li was not so awed. Upon hearing this, he directly presented the data.
Bai Bufan: “…”
Who the hell buys a train by the kilogram?
He even wanted to buy two kilograms of bullet train to take home as a souvenir.
When giving a gift during the Chinese New Year, the first thing I said was "I bought you two kilograms of Fuxing Hao" cigarettes. That's such a face-saving thing.
Bai Bufan had originally thought about whether to bring a box of yogurt or Wangzai when he met his father-in-law for the first time in the future. Now it seems that there is a better choice.
“As for you, Bai Bufan, there is no need to underestimate yourself. Your parts are also valuable. On the black market, a fresh cornea costs 30,000, a heart about 100,000, a liver about 100,000, a lung about 100,000, a kidney about 50,000 to 60,000…” Lin Li counted on his fingers, listing them all.
Bai Bufan smiled with relief.
It’s not unfair that Baowei’s body, which had a ghost marriage, has no organs.
The people in this ditch have been eyeing it covetously for a long time, and have already found out the price in advance. Everything is ready, except for the death of their brother.
"How can a bunch of precious organs make up a waste like me?" Bai Bufan stretched and sighed with loss.
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded.
"..."
"..."
"Are you being so frugal with your words at this time? Just a 'hmm'?" Bai Bufan turned his head and stared at Lin Li fiercely.
"Otherwise, is there anything you can complain about or refute about that statement?" Lin Li wondered, "Aren't these organs on your body like stars in the sky when they are scattered, or a pile of feces when they are gathered together?"
Bai Bufan: “…”
Bai Bufan felt that he was also a cheapskate for having to ask this question.
……
"Thank you for your company. We are parting ways now. I don't know which fallen leaf will fall into the flow of memories when we meet next time. I will miss the four of you." Lin Li said sadly while looking at Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying.
Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying: "..."
One of the silent points, now only the high-speed rail has arrived.
The second point of silence is that when Lin Li said this, he was looking at their legs.
So the ones he missed were these four.
Lin Li's eyes were obviously moving around, looking left and right, and he was paying attention to everything.
Therefore, when Ding Sihan raised her leg to kick him, Lin Li missed it 100%.
"See you in half an hour, you pervert."
They separated in pairs, and Lin Li and Bai Bufan went to carriage 04.
Lin Li boarded the high-speed train amid the smile of the attendant.
The system didn't make a sound this time.
I finally get to ride on a 'mecha' of this level with my squad leader, so why shouldn't the system pop up a task?
Or do you have to ride in the same carriage with the squad leader before you will do me the favor?
The two of them had no luggage, so they skipped the luggage area at the entrance and went to their location.
As soon as I walked in, I heard a loud external vibrato sound.
That's the taste.
"Lin Li, do you know what the modern version of the Farmer and the Snake is?" Bai Bufan turned around and said in a low voice.
"what?"
"I lent my power bank to someone whose phone ran out of battery, but he started playing TikTok."
"Makes sense." Lin Li nodded, then said regretfully: "It's a pity that I didn't bring headphones with me."
"I brought it. I can lend it to you later." Bai Bufan patted his pocket.
"Is it wired?"
"Who still uses wired devices these days? It must be Bluetooth." Bai Bufan said in surprise. "That's useless. It can't solve the current problem." Lin Li shook his head regretfully.
"Wait, how did you originally plan to solve it?" Bai Bufan was stunned at first, then narrowed his eyes.
Upon hearing this, Lin Li made a motion to tighten the rope, and then tightened it around his neck.
His sight was fixed on a few extroverted middle-aged men.
Bai Bufan: “…”
A very hardcore solution.
As long as all the people who were talking loudly were strangled to death, the carriage would indeed become quiet.
"It's a good thing you didn't bring it."
Because we just bought the tickets last night, the high-speed train has a 3+2 layout, and the DF seats are basically full, so the two of us are AB.
A little knowledge: the reason why there is no E seat in the high-speed rail is because of international practice, seats AF are window seats, CD are aisle seats, and BE are in the middle, but the width of the high-speed rail is not enough for 3+3, so E is skipped directly.
The most difficult episode for Yasuo.
After finding the seat number on the ticket, I discovered that there were already two people sitting in seats BC.
It was the first time for both Lin Li and Bai Bufan to take the high-speed train. After standing aside and confirming several times that they were not in the wrong seat, Lin Li reached out and patted the guy in seat B and asked:
"Excuse me, buddy, are you sitting in the wrong seat?"
"Oh, yes, brother, can we change seats? I want to sit with my girlfriend. My seat is over there." The other person nodded, first pointed at the girl next to him, then pointed not far away and said.
Lin Li suddenly understood after hearing this.
Then he looked at the girl in seat C for a long time, and finally shook his head at his buddy: "No, I want to sit with your girlfriend too."
This is real black stockings, not leather pants or stockings, it's worth a look.
Buddy: “?”
When the buddy's girlfriend heard this, she turned her head and glanced at Lin Li casually.
Then his eyes lit up.
Then she said to her boyfriend considerately: "Forget it, there are two people sitting in this seat, and they definitely don't want to change one. You should go back to your seat."
Bai Bufan, who was observing all this from behind: "?"
Can you do this?
Dude, it looks like your girlfriend is going to be in a relationship.
But it’s not a big problem. As long as these two people trust each other, all three of them will be safe.
Finally, the man with a green complexion returned to his seat.
The two of them also came in and sat down, Lin Li sat by the window and Bai Bufan sat in the middle.
So Bai Bufan could feel the resentful gaze from the woman on his right.
Damn it, why are you looking at me? Look at Lin Li! I don’t want to sit here either, I have no choice!
Bai Bufan could only lower his head, his eyes looking at the black silk, his nose looking at the black silk, and his heart only looking at the black silk.
Thank you Lin Li.
Putting aside the sound of the external speaker, the riding experience of the high-speed rail is still very good.
Lin Li admired the scenery outside the window for half an hour, and Bai Bufan was also stared at with resentment for half an hour. Of course, he stared back.
The in-car radio has already started broadcasting in advance that we will soon arrive in Pingjiang City.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn't know that it would take several minutes to arrive after the announcement, but they wouldn't lose anything by getting up and going to the door early.
The girl in seat C didn't seem to be getting off at this stop. Seeing that Lin Li and Bai Bufan were actually leaving, she first widened her eyes, and then finally couldn't help but whispered to Lin Li:
"Hello handsome guy, can you give me your WeChat ID?"
Lin Li frowned when he heard this: "What would I use it for if I gave it to you?"
woman:"?"
By the time her brain could work again, Lin Li and Bai Bufan had already walked away.
Grass?
WTF?
"There are more and more shameless people in this world. A WeChat ID can be sold for at least several hundred dollars. Why do you just ask for it from a stranger?"
Lin Li at the door was still cursing at Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan just smiled at his buddy who strictly adhered to male ethics but pretended to be ignorant.
Then he laughed more and more unhappy.
"Shut up, damn, it's annoying."
Lin Li: "?"
Bai Bufan gritted his teeth, wondering when he could have a Feifei ask him for her WeChat ID so he could experience this feeling.
After arriving, the two met up with Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan.
"How was it like taking the high-speed rail for the first time?" Chen Yuying asked with a smile.
"People's hearts are no longer the same as they used to be." Thinking back to the woman just now, Lin Li shook his head.
Chen Yuying: “?”
After understanding the whole story, the two girls just found it funny.
Chen Yuying smiled a little happier than Ding Sihan.
Pingjiang Station is a city-level station after all, and it is quite large. It took the four people a long time to walk out.
The place for lunch had already been booked, so Ding Sihan just took a taxi.
"Qu Wanqiu's sacrifice was worth it. At least the four of us can just take a taxi." Lin Li laughed darkly and decided to start talking bad about others behind their backs:
"Let's just play with the four of us from now on. I've actually been annoyed with Qu Wanqiu for a long time."
When Lin Li saw Ding Sihan taking out her cell phone with a smile, he knew that this little woman was going to tell tales.
"Ding Sihan: @Qu Wanqiu, Lin Li just said that he has been unhappy with you for a long time."
"Bai Bufan: I testify that I have not changed a word."
"Qu Wanqiu: How dare anyone look down on me?"
“Lin Li: Bro, guys, I just created an awesome group chat for four people, and all the hotties in this group will be there, but hey, guess who’s not invited?”
"Qu Wanqiu: We set up a four-person group without you during the National Day holiday, haha."
"Ding Sihan: Don't say it @Qu Wanqiu."
"Qu Wanqiu withdrew a message."
"Qu Wanqiu: We didn't set up a four-person group without you, I remembered it wrong @林立."
"You guys are still playing with this idiot?" Lin Li pointed at Qu Wanqiu's speech on the screen and said to the other three people, "She betrayed your intention to isolate me in one go."
No one responded.
Lin Li suddenly realized that he seemed to be isolated.
Maybe they really set up a group behind my back, so sad.
But there was no time to be sad, as the taxi arrived and Bai Bufan took the lead and sat in the passenger seat.
Ding Sihan was the first to enter the back row. When Lin Li was the third to follow, he was pulled out by Chen Yuying and told to sit outside obediently.
……
"Chicken legs are so delicious. I suggest that biologists conduct in-depth research on the hybridization of chickens and centipedes and develop centipede chickens!"
It was already noon, so the taxi's destination was the lunch place, not the gun club.
Bai Bufan was full of praise for today's choice of shops and enjoyed his meal very much.
"What did you say, Ding Dong Chicken?"
"Don't take me with you if you miss me."
Bai Bufan moved a little.
"This is the most reliable time for Xiao Dingding."
"I basically pick those that are above the baseline. The occasional failures are just due to being deceived by the Internet!" Ding Sihan retorted.
"The food here is delicious. How about we eat here tonight?" Lin Li asked.
"Okay." Chen Yuying nodded.
"These spicy wings are also delicious. We all ate them. Why don't you eat them?"
After getting a response, Lin Li smiled and pointed at the remaining red chicken wings on the plate and asked Bai Bufan.
"It's too spicy. I can't eat it. You can eat my two." Bai Bufan shook his head. There were eight chicken wings in a plate. Two was just right for each person, but the name of the dish was spicy wings. It was too spicy. Bai Bufan didn't want to go out and have diarrhea.
Take shit as a warning, take treasure as a warning.
"But you haven't eaten a single bite, how do you know if it's spicy?" Lin Li continued to persuade.
“You’ll know the taste once you smell it.”
Seeing that Lin Li was still trying to persuade him, Bai Bufan stretched out his hand to block him and said in a low voice, "Don't persuade me to be gay."
"What the hell, what does this have to do with gay?" Lin Li frowned.
"Advising people to eat spicy food is the same as advising people to be gay."
Bai Bufan explained.
Lin Li: "..."
Very good, Bai Bufan really made himself lose the desire to persuade him.
Bai Bufan is quite good at persuading others.
reasonable.
"I'm going to the bathroom." Let's eat the spicy wings later, Lin Li stood up and said to the three people.
"Wait for me, I'll go too." Bai Bufan, who was still gnawing on a chicken leg, looked up when he heard that.
Lin Li bird ignored him.
So when Bai Bufan went to the restaurant bathroom, Lin Li had already washed his hands and came out.
When Bai Bufan passed by Lin Li, Lin Li was shaking his hands.
"You've shaken the fucking juice into my mouth." Bai Bufan cursed after being shot in the face.
"What water? It's urine." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Stupid."
After cursing, Bai Bufan went to the toilet.
Take a small step forward, a big step towards civilization, aim at the deodorizing ball in the urinal, open the gate, release the water, and shoot accurately.
Afterwards, it was like eating tripe, shaking up and down.
Done.
Bai Bufan went to the sink.
Turn on the tap.
The faucet made a dry sound, but no water came out.
Bai Bufan tapped the faucet, but the result was still the same, it seemed like the water was out.
The restaurant loses points on this.
Forget it, there’s no water in the toilet and I didn’t pee on my hands, so I can just wipe it with paper.
So Bai Bufan reached out to the paper on the wall.
The hand suddenly stopped in mid-air.
Bai Bufan licked the corner of his mouth, and then his tongue stopped.
The eyeballs in his eye sockets began to move slowly but persistently downwards, and fear gradually overflowed.
and many more.
Wait TAT.
Wait TAT!!!!
If there is no water in the toilet, then what was in Lin Li's hand just now! ?
(End of this chapter)