Chapter 246: Bai Bufan in middle age, the toilet lid is closed in an unknown way
Chapter 246: Bai Bufan in middle age, the toilet lid is closed in an unknown way
Bai Bufan was faced with a horrifying reasoning problem.
If there is no water in the toilet, then what was in Lin Li's hand just now?
What was the liquid that splashed onto my face and some that went into my mouth? !
Lin Li's light laughter and answer just now echoed in Bai Bufan's ears, and the lingering sound was lingering: ~What~water~is~urine~
Could it be that this guy who always talks nonsense is telling the truth just this once...
Don’t do that kind of thing!
"Lin——! Li——!" Thinking of this, Bai Bufan rushed out of the toilet with red eyes and face.
If we can't have red eyes when we meet again, can we still have red faces?
……
"What happened?" Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan who had returned in confusion.
Lin Li came back first, but within half a minute, Bai Bufan rushed over and dragged Lin Li away again.
Now it's back in less than a minute.
"It's okay, it's okay." Bai Bufan smiled awkwardly.
A false alarm.
It turned out that there was a sink in the corner of the toilet, which was originally used to wash mops and other cleaning tools. There was a faucet with water, and Lin Li also washed his hands there.
Come to think of it, it is neither summer when the hair is disobedient nor winter when it shrinks, so Lin Li would not urinate so inaccurately that he would miss something.
"Continue eating." Bai Bufan said to the three people.
Although they were confused, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying did not ask any further questions.
Lin Li was about to continue eating when he suddenly narrowed his eyes.
He started at zero frame, grabbed Bai Bufan's collar fiercely, and asked with a cruel arc at the corner of his mouth: "Wait a minute, Bai Bufan, so when you f*cking came out and grabbed my clothes just now, did you not wash your hands?"
Eh?
Bai Bufan blinked, then blinked again, then turned his head and stretched out his hand, saying in a voice full of childish innocence:
"Wow, Lin Li, look at this spicy wing, it looks really delicious!"
Lin Li: "?"
"Fuck you!"
……
After lunch, because they were not in a hurry, the club was relatively remote, taxis were expensive, and Lin Li and Bai Bufan had never used the subway, so the four of them chose to take the subway to the shooting club.
The subway also has security checks. When you pass through the security gate, the number of task progress increases by one.
But the types naturally did not change.
After scanning the code and passing through the turnstile, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked left and right with scrutiny and curiosity in their eyes.
After all, these are indeed the scenery that Xi Ling can never see.
Although Nansang is not a particularly backward and dilapidated county town - having a Nansang high-speed railway station is already considered to be of great significance, but the subway is a city-exclusive thing, and it would be a victory for Pingjiang City if it had a subway line that could reach the Nansang area within ten years.
"I always work very hard on the questions, and today I finally got my results." Bai Bufan sighed to Lin Li in a low voice.
Just like there is always Children's Palace in primary school questions, it takes Xiao Ming six minutes to get to the Children's Palace from his home, but some people can never get there in their entire life.
"I've always heard that the subway is the intestines of the city, and the passengers are the feces shuttling through it. Finally, we have the opportunity to become this piece of feces." Lin Li also whispered to Bai Bufan with emotion.
Bai Bufan: “?”
Your mother.
Can you express some normal emotions?
"It's shit if you don't take the subway, Lin Li."
"No wonder you and I have such a good relationship. It turns out you are coveting my body." Lin Li chose to kill 800 enemies and injure 1,000 of his own.
Although it was the weekend, because the line was relatively remote, there were more than enough seats on the subway, so I couldn't experience what it was like to be on a crowded subway.
The ten-minute subway ride passed in a flash.
"In the past, transportation was slow, and I only had enough time to love one person in my lifetime. Now the subway is very fast, and I fall in love with ten people in six stops." After getting off the subway, Lin Li stretched and sighed.
"Then you are useless. I have fallen in love with at least thirty or forty women." Bai Bufan felt that he had won, and then he said with a click of his tongue, "But tell me, how can such an ugly person also fall in love?"
There are a lot of couples on the subway on the weekend. Bai Bufan was already annoyed by Lin Li's provocation today, and seeing this made him even more annoyed, so he became a little more aggressive.
"Because Midea is selling air conditioners." Lin Lizai, who was already looking at the map navigation with Chen Yuying, studying which subway exit to take, responded casually after hearing this.
“…It’s so cold.”
Four people scanned the code to exit the station.
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying planned to go to the toilet, so Lin Li and Bai Bufan waited at the door.
"It's only four dollars," Bai Bufan sighed again after checking the payment information on his phone. At the same time, he made up his mind and ignited his fighting spirit: "I must stay in a big city and work hard in the future."
"Many years later, Bai Bufan flew his last plane and ate his last Pinhao meal in Pingjiang City. He recalled the oath he made on that day, smiled sadly and desperately, took empty steps, went to the toilet, buried his head in the stinking toilet, and ended his life by drowning himself."
An elegant voice floated slowly.
It sounds good.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Lin Li, stop making up the narration here!"
"Who the hell told you that da sha jiu means masturbating and eating good food! You should apologize to me for this word!"
"And even if my future life is hopeless and I really have to commit suicide, I can't choose this method, right? Is this the only way a human can think of to commit suicide? At least let me do it in a decent way!!"
Bai Bufan almost yelled into Lin Li's ears, the sound was deafening.
“Oh, sorry.” Lin Li corrected his mistake immediately, cleared his throat again, and spoke in the tone of the documentary:
"Many years later, Bai Bufan flew his last flight and had his last Pinhao meal in Pingjiang City. He recalled the oath he made on that day, smiled sadly and desperately, put on a decent second-hand pirated suit, walked to the toilet with empty steps, buried his head in the clean toilet, and ended his life by drowning himself."
Bai Bufan: “?”
and many more.
"You just gave me a fucking suit to wear and a toilet! It was a fucking second-hand pirated suit! This is not the kind of respectability I want, bastard! Do you have to drown yourself in the toilet? At least give me a bathtub! Can't a bathtub be used?"
Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's sleeve and roared loudly.
Lin Li shook his head without hesitation: "What are you thinking about? How could there be a bathtub in your shabby rental house? The bathroom is only two square meters, and you usually take a shower by squatting on the toilet lid."
Bai Bufan: “?”
He was completely stunned.
It seems to make sense.
"Oh, so, that makes sense..." Bai Bufan just loosened his grip slightly, then realized something was wrong and tried again: "No! How can it be reasonable? This is all a fabricated malicious setting by you, you beast!"
Lin Li was helpless. He was really hard to please. "Why are you like Pi Yanzi, causing so much trouble?"
Bai Bufan: “?”
Unable to beat him or scold him, Bai Bufan decided to go home and sulk and let his mother guess.
After the two girls came out, the four of them walked to the club. It was not far, only about 300 meters in a straight line, and they arrived in five or six minutes.
The club covers a large area.
There is also security check at the entrance here, and if any iron objects are detected on a person, they must be taken out and shown to the staff. To some extent, the level of strictness is even stricter than that of the subway.
Unfortunately, although the detectors held by the staff look different from those in the subway and high-speed rail, including the security gates, the type of system remains unchanged.
It seems that the system will judge the same formation set up by different people as the same.
It seems that it is more effective to go to the hospital to complete this task.
"Hello, I have an appointment. The name is Lin Li. There are four of you. Can you help me check them?" After the four of them passed the security check, Lin Li said to the front desk.
"Okay, I have found it. Please wait."
Soon, two coaches, a man and a woman, came over.
"Hello everyone, we are your accompanying coaches. My surname is Shi and hers is Lu. You can call us Coach Shi or use the suffixes brother or sister." The man introduced.
"Yeah." Coach Lu also smiled and nodded.
"Hello, Coach Shi and Coach Lu."
"Come with me now." The two coaches led the four people into the club. There were pictures and introductions of guns on both sides of the road.
The destination was not a shooting range, but an open area inside the club that looked more like a merchandise area. Lin Li saw that there were priced shell crafts for sale.
The price is not too expensive, and you can buy a shell keychain as a souvenir when you leave.
As for the shells after you buy the ammunition, you cannot take any of them away. If you take them away, the Demon Suppression Division will come to have a chat with you.
"You can choose the protective gear here by yourself." Coach Shi said, pointing to a wall beside him with goggles, earmuffs, gloves, vests, knee pads and other shooting equipment stacked up.
"If you are a novice, you must choose goggles and earmuffs, and other protective gear can be matched according to your needs."
"Then look over here." "The room with the door open on the left is our club's photo-taking and check-in area. Although we will help you take photos and record videos when you enter the shooting range later, we are not professionals after all. In addition, due to the regulations of the shooting range and the limitations of the camera position, we may not be able to take photos that satisfy you.
This area was specially set up by the club to meet the regrets of customers in this regard.
We have already set up the scenery inside, and there are also outdoor scenes. If you want to take pictures yourself, you can take them at these spots.
At the same time, we provide rental services for imitation guns, fake grenades, ammunition belts and some decorations. As long as your average consumption per person in the club is over 200, the rental fee for these decorative props will be waived at the final settlement, so you can rent them with confidence, just don’t damage them.”
"Here is the paper menu. Scan the QR code here and you will see the electronic menu. You can take a look and choose what firearm you want to use.
My personal advice is that for beginners, especially the two girls, pistols are more suitable for live-fire shooting. If you want to try a rifle, you can try an air gun first.
As for boys, if they come to a place like this, they should have their own plans, so I won’t say much.
Coach Lu and I will be here the whole time. If you have any questions, whether it is about firearms or protective gear, you can ask us first.”
After a brief introduction, perhaps considering that they would feel uncomfortable discussing anything with outsiders present, the two coaches sat aside and waited.
It's pretty good, at least I don't have to stand aside and look at the menu and feel stressed.
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying looked at each other, and as if nothing unexpected had happened, they ran straight to the photo-taking room without even looking at the menu.
Lin Li let them go, and he and Bai Bufan sat on the sofa with the list.
"Lin Li, do you have the White Tiger-Scar Light automatic rifle?" Bai Bufan rubbed his hands excitedly, as if he was looking for a fly.
He still couldn't forget his Bai family martial arts.
"No." Lin Li said disdainfully. There was no need to look at the menu. Bai Bufan was playing Cross Fire.
"Lin Li, is there a Fire Kirin?"
"No."
"Lin Li, are there any golden roses?"
"……No."
"How is that possible..." Bai Bufan was interrupted by Lin Li before he could finish his question.
Lin Li sneered, "Bai Bufan, if you keep talking nonsense I will nail your mouth shut."
Bai Bufan blinked and shut up.
After hesitating for a moment, Bai Bufan turned his head and looked at Coach Shi who was not far away, and asked, "Coach Shi, do you have a nail gun here?"
Coach Shi: “?”
Who the hell comes to a shooting club to try out nail guns?
Turn right and walk 800 meters, you will find a VIP at the civil construction site.
"No." Coach Shi kept smiling and shook his head.
Bai Bufan was not disappointed with this answer. He even smiled. He turned his head and looked at Lin Li again. He asked with a provocative look, "Lin Li, do you have a Star God 98K?"
Lin Li: "..."
Grass!
This bastard asked Coach Shi if he had a nail gun not because he really wanted to play with it, but to make sure that nothing could nail his broken mouth shut!!
"Coach Shi, do you really not have a nail gun? If you don't have a nail gun, just nails will do." Then it was Lin Li's turn to look at Coach Shi hopefully.
Coach Shi: “?”
Buy one get one free for problem children?
Turn right and walk 800 meters, you will see two VIPs at the civil engineering site.
"No." Coach Shi's smile was a little difficult.
Bai Bufan was even more proud: "Lin Li, there is nothing you can do, right?"
"Bufan, have you heard of a kind of boxing style that uses nails to drop? Is it the nail fist?" Lin Li closed the menu and asked in a low voice.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Wait--"
After taking two hits from the piercing punches, Bai Bufan also became obedient.
The two began to formally choose the type of firearms they would experience later.
There are actually a lot of types, but the two are not gun fans, and they only know about the more famous guns in the game.
And those are basically absent here.
For example, the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon.
For example, the M917 American-made Smith & Wesson.
"Coach Shi, I'd like to ask, after we buy ten rounds, is it okay for me to experience five rounds and he to experience five rounds?" Bai Bufan looked up and asked Coach Shi.
Except for sniper rifles, live ammunition for other firearms is basically purchased in units of ten rounds.
"Sure, but the waiting party must wait outside behind the glass door, and follow my instructions when making substitutions." Coach Shi nodded.
Because during live-fire shooting, the coach must ensure that he has the ability to control the space, and the number of "outsiders" must not be greater than the number of coaches. If Bai Bufan wants to stand by when Lin Li is shooting, there must be another coach to keep an eye on him.
Yes, but it will cost extra, it is not necessary.
"That doesn't matter." Bai Bufan nodded.
"Why are you so frugal?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and said with a smile after hearing that.
"Fuck, just ten shots cost nearly two hundred yuan. If you don't feel bad about the money, I do. You should save money where you can. Instead of spending it here, you should use it to honor your deskmate."
Bai Bufan shook his head and said,
"And this way I can experience more variety. To be honest, if I didn't buy ten, I would really like to just play one of each."
"That's fine. If you're not satisfied, you can add more time." Lin Li nodded.
"I think you're missing Xiao Jing too much. You call this overtime." Bai Bufan said disdainfully, then lowered his voice and asked softly, "Lin Li, you're well-informed. Is Feifei out yet? Where is she working now? Is she doing well recently?"
Lin Li: "..."
"Stupid." Lin Li commented sharply.
In the end, the two decided to experience the classic Type 92 pistol, the must-see AK47 automatic rifle, and the Type 95 sniper rifle first.
Six hundred yuan has been spent here alone.
After confirming with Coach Shi, he went to prepare.
There was no point in staring at Coach Lu here, so Lin Li and Bai Bufan went to the check-in room to see why Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan hadn't come out for so long.
When Lin Li entered the room, Chen Yuying was standing in front of the floor-length mirror, leaning sideways and looking back, adjusting the tightness of her tactical vest with her hands.
The beautiful girl's curves were fully revealed, and she looked up when she heard the voice.
She had already donned a pair of black goggles, the lenses slightly reflective, and a pair of noise-cancelling earmuffs hung around her neck, the black shell of the earmuffs contrasting sharply with her off-white cardigan.
The tactical vest she was wearing matched her light blue denim skirt surprisingly well. There were several simulated grenades hanging on the belt around her waist, which swayed as she turned her body.
A pure black tactical glove that fits the curve of her hand perfectly without being bulky at all.
"How is it?" After seeing that it was Lin Li who came in, Chen Yuying turned 270 degrees shyly and then asked.
"Squad leader, if your dog is lost, I won't help you find it." Hearing this, Lin Li shook his head, touched his chin, and commented without any expression.
"Hmm?" Seeing this reaction, Chen Yuying felt a little disappointed and a little embarrassed. She pinched her gloves and seemed a little at a loss: "Why?"
Lin Li: "Because I will take his place."
Lin Li's voice suddenly became sincere and he answered quickly.
"Puchi——" She was stunned for a moment, then Chen Yuying put her gloved fist to her lips and laughed out loud.
Lin Li is Lin Li, you never know how he will praise you.
Even guessing what he would say has become a very interesting game. Although we can never guess it, it is still interesting.
I was so scared. I thought he wouldn't praise me this time.
"Ahhhh Lin Li Lin Li, ahhhh my dog is missing too, what should I do!!" Ding Sihan started with his classic battle cry, at this time he ran in from outside with an 'anxious' look on his face, turned around and asked expectantly.
Ding Sihan's original outfit is pure black, which is rather cool. With the props here, she looks more heroic and cool.
"No need to look for it. I'll give Bai Bufan to you. I've already asked about him before. He doesn't shed, goes to the toilet at a fixed place, and has been vaccinated. But he's not very docile and will bite people when he gets angry."
Hearing this, Lin Li pushed Bai Bufan forward with a nail punch and waved his hand and spoke casually.
I don't have a nail gun, and I couldn't find a place to deal with Bai Bufan. I was planning to send him to a dog meat restaurant, but then Ding Sihan came, so I just let her raise him.
Ding Sihan, Bai Bufan: “?”
(End of this chapter)