Chapter 247 I'm leaving it here
Chapter 247 I'm leaving it here
"Why is it that in my place, the dog is lost but there is no need to look for it. The only thing to do is to adopt a Bai Bufan?" Ding Sihan asked angrily, holding the imitation gun hanging on his waist, walked forward and pointed it at Lin Li's temple and started firing.
Bai Bufan, who was also about to attack Lin Li, turned to look at Ding Sihan after hearing this: "?"
No, sister, your words are quite hurtful. Aren’t the two words “only” a bit too much?
Am I that inferior to Lin Li? It's just that Lin Li is a little richer, a little taller, a little more handsome, a little better at sports, a little better at studying...
"..."
Grass.
Damn it, Lin Li, Lin Li! Lin Li!! Such a deplorable fellow!
Bai Bufan, who was not adopted by anyone, decided to hide in a corner and draw a circle to curse Lin Li.
"Okay, you're almost dressed, let's go out and choose a gun?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan simply took goggles and earmuffs as the most basic protective measures, and then said to the two of them.
"it is good."
"There are too many to understand. Lin Li, please help me choose. It's all up to you." Chen Yuying took a look at the densely packed menus and various parameters, frowned, and then gave up and entrusted the right of selection directly to Lin Li.
"That's fine." Lin Li nodded, and according to the coach's suggestion, he chose a pistol and an air rifle.
"The air rifle sounds weak. Give me the most powerful one, preferably one that can kill you with one shot."
Ding Sihan, who was standing by, snorted twice and stared at Lin Li's head with ill intent.
It seems that she is a little addicted to the sound of da da da on her temples.
"Air guns are weak? I have to tell you something. There is news from abroad that a man perfectly escaped the attack of an adult male brown bear with just an air gun and was unharmed. Don't look down on air guns." Upon hearing this, Lin Li immediately defended the reputation of air guns.
"Is it true? That was a brown bear, which is more difficult to tackle than a tiger. I remember that air guns are lethal, but not very high, right? Is it really useful against a brown bear with thick skin and flesh?" Bai Bufan at the side questioned.
The brown bear has very high attack and defense capabilities, and is considered the king of beasts.
"Really, but there's also an element of luck. After all, the news also reported that the man's friend who was shot in the knee wasn't as lucky as him. He had a grand funeral in the end." Lin Li nodded and finished the story.
Bai, Chen, Ding: “?”
and many more.
What does it mean to be hit in the knee by a friend.
"After all this time, the muzzle of the air gun was not aimed at the brown bear but at one of our own people! I'd rather let my fellow Taoist die than let me die!" Bai Bufan's eyes widened.
"Just tell me whether he managed to escape the brown bear's attack? That guy escaped without any injury." Lin Li was surprised by Bai Bufan's sudden surprise.
If you put yourself in his shoes, you will definitely see that all the guns are pointed at Bai Bufan first.
Isn't this human nature?
"What's going on in your head?"
Feeling Lin Li's gaze on his knees, Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes.
"Bufan, if you meet a brown bear in the future, it's best if I'm not around." Lin Li patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder and said sincerely.
"Grass!"
Bai Bufan sighed, repaying his hatred with kindness, and gave Lin Li a thumbs up: "But I feel that the brown bear will be more unlucky to meet a powerful being like you who is equivalent to two bears without ears."
Lin Li narrowed his eyes.
Bai Bufan would not praise himself, especially words like this with a prefix.
There must be a problem.
Brain, think!
Ha ha.
"You called me an idiot again, didn't you?" Lin Li suddenly grabbed Bai Bufan's collar and sneered.
"Damn it, you still found out." Bai Bufan felt a little unwilling.
"Lin Li, apply for translation." Ding Sihan, who was listening to the crosstalk nearby, raised his hand in a standard manner.
"The word for bear is Bear. Without the ears, it becomes B. That's equivalent to two bears like me, so that's 2B." Lin Li sneered.
"I see."
"Yingbao, what are you standing there for? Take notes." Ding Sihan, who had also figured it out and learned new knowledge, urged Chen Yuying when he saw that she was indifferent.
Chen Yuying: “…”
Because they also planned to share a gun to help Lin Li save money, Lin Li finally placed an order for a pistol, an air gun and a rifle.
"Okay, everything is ready. The four of you come over here." Not long after Coach Lu left after placing the order, he came back with Coach Shi and waved to the four people.
The four of them quickly arrived at the shooting range.
The shooting range consists of rows of shooting platforms, which are separated by explosion-proof glass.
The shooting range is very long, with mechanically controlled lifting targets at different distances, cameras on the ground, and screens next to the shooting table, which can apparently allow one to see the condition of the target in real time and determine the number of hits.
There is also a glass door that can be closed before entering the shooting range.
Coach Shi and Coach Lu separated the four people into pairs and took them to adjacent shooting ranges.
"Bufan, have you noticed that the targets in the shooting range are all black?" Coach Shi was about to introduce the pistol without a magazine in his hand when he heard Lin Li speak.
"Lin Li, have you noticed that the American Olympic champions in shooting events are basically white, and the champions in long-distance running events are basically black?" Bai Bufan immediately drew inferences from what he heard.
"Ah."
After they finished talking, they looked at each other and nodded in mutual sympathy.
"Don't be racist." Coach Shi said helplessly and amusedly when he heard this.
"We don't want that either. I've always had a dream, which is to eliminate discrimination. I hope I can do it in the future." Hearing this, Lin Li shook his head at Coach Shi.
Coach Shi: “…”
Did not see it.
"Little-known fact: the fundamental way to eliminate racial discrimination is to eliminate races. Lin Li's dream is to protect everyone like Xier." As Bai Bufan supplemented, he subconsciously raised his right arm 45 degrees, with his fingers together and facing forward.
Coach Shi: “?”
Which fucking Xier are you?
Coach Shi took a deep breath. Money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat. He smiled, put aside these topics, and began to introduce the gun in his hand:
"Okay, both of you, let's get back to the point. First, let me introduce what you are going to experience next, our classic self-produced pistol - the Type 92 pistol.
"First of all, the Type 92 pistol is divided into two calibers: 9mm and 5.8mm. One more thing to add, there is no 5.56 caliber in China. Today we are using the 9mm version, which has moderate recoil and is very suitable for beginners to experience. Its magazine capacity is 15 rounds, which is relatively high among pistols, and the firepower is sustained."
"You see, its design is very ergonomic, the grip is very comfortable, the grip feels solid, and the stability when shooting is very good. It weighs about 760 grams, which is not too heavy, but it feels very heavy in the hand, which can make you feel a sense of 'control'."
"The Type 92 pistol has a very high shooting accuracy, and its effective range is about 50 meters. Our shooting range is suitable for 10-meter and 30-meter targets, so the 10-meter target is a bit difficult. However, considering that each of you will only try five shots, I personally suggest that you only need to focus on the target of about meters..."
Coach Shi was using the gun in his hand as a template for his introduction. He saw Bai Bufan suddenly raise his hand:
"Teacher, I have a problem."
"You ask." Coach Shi paused his explanation and looked at Bai Bufan.
"Then if I stand 51 meters away from the muzzle of the gun, can I catch the bullet with my hand?" Bai Bufan asked.
Coach Shi: “?”
"Of course not. Let me explain. 50 meters is the effective range. In layman's terms, it is the distance that can be aimed. In fact, the 9mm bullet is still lethal even at 1400 meters." Coach Shi explained seriously.
"Teacher, I have a question." Lin Li raised his hand.
Coach Shi's heart skipped a beat. He looked at Lin Li and swallowed his saliva: "Ask."
"If I stand 1401 meters away from the muzzle, can I catch the bullet with my hand?" Lin Li asked.
Coach Shi: “???”
Shit!! I knew it!!
Coach Shi took a deep breath, opened the glass door to the shooting range, and looked at Lin Li with a smile: "How about we do an experiment?"
"Okay, coach. I just think shooting at fixed targets is boring." Lin Li nodded expectantly and reached out for the gun.
Coach Shi: “?”
No, why do I have to take the bullet at this time?
Coach Shi took another deep breath and said with a smile, "Indeed, according to what you said, there must be a position where one can catch the bullet with bare hands, but let's not explore this issue, shall we? The situation is too difficult to determine."
"Coach, this is wrong. You shouldn't use 'all'. Some people won't be able to catch it." Lin Li raised his hand again after hearing this.
"Who?" Coach Shi asked subconsciously.
Lin Li: "Jesus, he has holes in his hands."
Coach Shi: “?”
Bai Bufan: "Even Venus can't do that either. She has nothing in her hands."
Coach Shi: “…” Coach Shi covered his face with his hands, sighed to the sky, then lay on the wall next to him, gently but continuously knocking on the explosion-proof glass with his head.
Money is hard to earn!! Shit is hard to eat!!
Who the hell said that the country’s birth rate is low now! ?
How the hell is this low? See two of them at once! !
At this time, next door.
Coach Lu, who was explaining to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying normally, was attracted by the sound coming from the side. He looked up and saw his colleague banging his head against the wall with a look of despair and suicidal look on his face.
If the gun in his hand had not had a magazine, Coach Lu even suspected that he would shoot himself in the next second.
When a common man gets angry, he gets angry all at once, not twice, not three times, but once.
"What... happened?" Coach Lu asked puzzledly.
However, Coach Shi didn't hear it through the glass and continued to bump into things.
Chen Yuying blinked, looking at Lin Li and Bai Bufan who were chatting happily behind Coach Shi with innocent faces, and smiled at Coach Lu a little embarrassedly: "It's okay, it should be normal."
"That's right, but Sister Lu, you'd better persuade Coach Shi to get psychological counseling later." Ding Sihan echoed.
Coach Lu: “?”
She also looked at the two guys.
What kind of god?
Coach Shi adjusted his mindset with great difficulty and smiled again.
"Which of you two will come first?" He skipped the lengthy introduction, opened the glass door and asked.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other. Given their bond, there was no need for further words. They nodded in tacit understanding and took a step forward: "I'll go first."
Coach Shi: “…”
He thought the two would give in to each other, but it seems he was overthinking it.
The two looked at each other, with sparks flying in their eyes.
"Fuck!" Bai Bufan suddenly shouted.
No, why do I feel like I was just electrocuted by something?
Lin Li, who can attack from a distance, has hidden his merits and fame.
Finally, adhering to the principles of humanity first and fist first, Lin Lixian.
Lin Li and Coach Shi walked in and closed the door.
Coach Shi returned to work and began to demonstrate the correct standing and gripping postures.
"Be careful when shooting. Although the recoil is not particularly large, you still need to maintain the correct posture. Hold the gun with both hands, stretch your arms, lean forward slightly, and keep your eyes, sights, and target in a straight line. Remember, be steady when pulling the trigger and don't be too anxious."
Coach Shi began to demonstrate the standard posture.
Lin Li was staring at it, preparing to study, and then he suddenly remembered that he had another ability.
【imitate】.
[Imitation: Specify a behavior pattern, talent, or ability that you have personally seen within the past month. One hour after use, you will imitate 50% to 150% of the behavior pattern, talent, or ability. The specific ratio depends on your physical fitness and ability when using it.
This ability can be used once every 48 hours, and the upper limit of the mimic ability storage is 2. 】
With a thought, Lin Li hoped... that he could imitate Coach Shi's ability with firearms?
[Imitation successful, imitation ratio "150%". ]
After seeing the system's prompts, he realized that he had not only successfully imitated Coach Shi, but had also surpassed him by far.
But Lin Li found that his brain did not react at all. Knowledge about firearms and the like did not flood in like the "Melee Combat Soul".
“Okay, now you can try.” Although he noticed that Lin Li was absent-minded, Coach Shi just sighed inwardly, tied the pistol to the safety rope, and then instructed:
"Remember, safety first, keep the muzzle pointed at the target, and don't put your finger on the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
You can't take the shells with you. Before you make any major movements, such as picking up something or bending over, you must report to me first, otherwise I might get stressed and knock you down directly."
"Okay, I know."
Lin Li nodded and took the gun from Coach Shi.
His hands subconsciously aimed at the target ten meters away with even more standard movements than what Coach Shi had just done.
Lin Li raised his eyebrows. So the body was directly imitating muscle memory without going through the brain at all?
"Okay, we can start anytime. This is the first time, so make sure you don't miss the target—"
"Bang! Bang!"
Before Coach Shi finished speaking, Lin Li had already opened fire.
To be honest, the sound of the gunshot was much louder than Lin Li had imagined. Even with earmuffs on, he could still hear a buzzing sound.
After firing the gun, Lin Li looked at the screen confidently.
Two bullet holes with a very short distance between them formed a bullet hole in the middle of the ten-meter target.
"Coach, please help me adjust the 30-meter target."
Coach Shi: “?”
No? Dude, did you open it?
It is indeed not difficult to hit the ten rings on a ten-meter target, but in the case of continuous shooting, two ten rings are not easy, let alone a complete novice?
This kid... is very cruel!
"Is this really your first time playing this? Haven't you ever secretly played it at home before?" Coach Shi asked puzzledly while controlling the ten-meter target to drop and the thirty-meter target to rise.
"Just shoot with the pistol once every two days. If you're addicted, do it once a day." Lin Li said shyly when he heard it.
Coach Shi: “…”
What the fuck are you talking about shooting a pistol.
“Young people should exercise moderation and don’t wait until middle age to sigh in despair that there are no more well diggers in the world.” But Coach Shi is worthy of being a coach. He has rich experience in teaching any kind of pistol.
Lin Li: "?"
What the hell is that ocean you're looking at? There's so much water.
But for someone like me who has a lot of yang energy, I was worrying too much.
"The 30-meter target has been adjusted." Looking at the screen, the picture had already been switched, and Coach Shi looked up and signaled.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
Lin Li raised his hand and fired three shots in quick succession almost without stopping.
Ten rings, eight rings, nine rings.
Coach Shi opened his mouth wide and remained silent for a long time.
If it could be said to be luck just now, now it can only be said to be strength.
And it has reached a point where even I find it difficult to do it.
Lin Li also looked at his own results. No, to be precise, it was 150% of Coach Shi’s results.
It seems that the coach's level is a bit average - this is the limit of Coach Shi at 150%. He can't control it at the back, and the trajectory is scattered, so he can't hit all ten rings.
Eh?
Lin Li suddenly thought of a question.
As for the ability to imitate, it seems that there is no saying that it can only be used to imitate other people's abilities?
Now that I have noticed my ability to jerk off, can I imitate it?
[Imitation successful, imitation ratio "150%". ]
Lin Li raised his eyebrows and said, "Your mother is really awesome, and it's an extreme proportion."
This is multiplication, which means that my shooting skills in the next hour will be 225% of Coach Shi's?
The feeling of holding a pistol is indeed a little different.
The range of [Imitation] is what you have seen with your own eyes within a month. So, does that mean that as long as I [imitate] 'myself' once every month, this ability will be permanently retained and can be activated?
And it will become stronger and stronger until it can only imitate its own [100%] and become stable.
No, as long as I am practicing and strengthening my body, theoretically speaking, each time I use it, it will be stronger than the last time. Maybe it will be [105%] or [110%] each time?
Lin Li thought it was feasible.
Moreover, Lin Li's comprehension is quite good now, and isn't the current "upright" teaching more conducive to learning than hands-on teaching?
Teaching by words and deeds is not as good as direct teaching by a ghost.
Although Lin Li didn't have much new stuff in his mind, but by relying on his memory and understanding, after remembering this physical sensation, his own firearms ability would definitely be greatly improved.
Thinking of this, Lin Li was very satisfied. He placed the pistol flat on the table and prepared to leave to let Bai Bufan come in.
"Lin Li, do you want to play with the 18+ guys?" But Coach Shi suddenly stopped Lin Li.
Lin Li: "?"
"Do you want to masturbate? Do you want to jerk off? Do you want the collision of blood and flesh, do you want the sweet screams? Do you want to do everything a man desires? They are all over-the-top activities!" Coach Shi said excitedly, as if he was in a pyramid scheme.
But this did not fool Lin Li, who narrowed his eyes:
"Coach, just say conscription."
(End of this chapter)