Chapter 248 The art of language is to make people feel comfortable as soon as you open your mouth

Chapter 248 The art of language is to make people feel comfortable as soon as you open your mouth

Chapter 248 The art of language is to make people feel comfortable as soon as you open your mouth
The coach blinked and gave a thumbs up: "Smart!"

"I'm not saying anything, Lin Li, if this is really your first time shooting with live ammunition and you can achieve such a result, I think you are definitely a good candidate for the army. You may even become a great soldier. You have great potential and a bright future."

Coach Shi also showed his appreciation for talent and said sincerely.

Lin Li: "..."

"I'm only in the first year of high school, coach." Lin Li declined.

This is not my real talent.

And what should I do with Genshin Impact's daily tasks after joining the army?

Lin Li thought that he was not very hard-working. After a few days of military training, he would be exhausted and even bark like a dog, and he was still a soldier.

"You're going to be an adult soon, so it doesn't matter what grade you're in." But Coach Shi thought it was no big deal.

"What?! Coach, how do you know what grade I was in? Also, can gay people like us serve in the army?" Lin Li said in horror.

Coach Shi: “?”

Damn you.

"I just mentioned it casually, it's not necessary." Coach Shi smiled and waved his hands. In the University of Tokyo, personal wishes are indeed respected.

Coach Liu Shi was collecting the shells inside, and Lin Li left the shooting range.

As soon as he went out, Bai Bufan stepped forward and grabbed Lin Li's hand, and said sincerely:
"Lin Li, promise me that when we are out in the wild in the future, if we encounter a brown bear, we will never point the muzzle of the gun at its knees, okay?"

Although Bai Bufan was standing outside, he could clearly see Lin Li's battle record through the glass.

Damn, how can I play this?

Bai Bufan felt that by then, he would see the brown bear in one second, and the blood on his knees and Lin Li’s receding back in the next.

Lin Li smiled when he heard this: "Don't worry, it won't happen."

"Good brother." Bai Bufan was moved.

"——The risk of hitting the knee is still too great. What if you are desperate and want to die together with me, and shoot me while I am running away?
It's not safe, so I will definitely aim at your eyes. Even if you are unlucky and just go blind but not dead, you will definitely not be able to hit me again, and you can't escape either, because the brown bear will definitely stare at you first." Lin Li finished speaking.

Bai Bufan: “…”

Damn you.

It's more cruel than hitting the knees, leaving no chance of survival.

"Lin Li, I don't know what you are pretending to be, really." Seeing that Lin Li was determined to kill him, Bai Bufan sneered, "I gave you some face, but you took advantage of it. Tsk - let's put it this way, I can do what you did."

"Oh——" Lin Li drew out his tone and nodded.

"Wait!"

Bai Bufan pushed the door open and walked in. He saw Coach Shi preparing to adjust the target distance and switch back to the ten-meter target. He raised his hand to signal that it was not necessary:

"No need for a coach. With my strength, I can just start from the 30-meter target. You know, some people have a lifetime upper limit, but some people only have a casual lower limit." Bai Bufan said lightly.

Coach Shi: “?”

But Coach Shi didn't say much this time.

He had figured out that although these two kids were a bit stupid, they were actually very capable idiots and one should not judge a person by his appearance.

Judging from his appearance alone, Bai Bufan is a little more unconscious and looks like a child who cannot take care of himself.

Then… maybe this guy is even more powerful than Lin Li.

Believe first!
"Hold the gun with both hands, stretch your arms straight, and lean your body forward slightly..." Coach Shi then instructed the shooting posture again.

"I'm ready!"

"boom!"

Bai Bufan was knocked down.

——After Bai Bufan fired the shot, he subconsciously tried to bypass the safety rope and blow away the gunpowder smoke from the muzzle. In fact, he couldn't do it due to the restriction of the safety rope. But because the muzzle tended to rise, he was knocked down.

But this cannot be blamed on Coach Shi. It was also a manifestation of his responsibility. Bai Bufan instead took the initiative to apologize.

The target is thirty meters away, but it is still a bit far. After apologizing, Bai Bufan looked at the screen next to him.

The years in the picture are peaceful and quiet, with only three bullet holes left by Lin Li on the target paper.

Bai Bufan tilted his head and looked at Coach Shi.

"Coach, the network seems to be stuck." Bai Bufan said, pointing at the screen.

Coach Shi: “…”

"Kid, is there a possibility that you missed the target?" Coach Shi asked politely.

Bai Bufan's posture just now was not standard. Plus, it was his first time trying it, and he was using a pistol, so it was normal for him to miss the 30-meter target.

"No, it's the network card." Bai Bufan shook his head.

Coach Shi smiled, he pressed the target switch, and the target on the screen dropped in real time.

Bai Bufan: “…”

"Coach, is there a possibility that my shot was too accurate and it perfectly matched the bullet hole of Lin Li's ten ring just now, so it looks like it missed the target." Bai Bufan had a new excuse.

Coach Shi: “…”

“You can lie to me, but don’t lie to yourself. It doesn’t matter if I’m lied to by you, just laugh it off. But I hope you’ll wipe your eyes after you say this, and don’t let your tears fall on the barrel of your gun.

It won't hurt me if I believe you, but don't take it too seriously. It doesn't matter if I'm fooled by you. I'll just laugh it off. I don't mean to break your defense. Wipe your tears and think about it. Who else would believe you except me?"

Lin Li's faint voice came muffled from outside the glass door.

"Fuck!" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it anymore.

"Accidental, accidental, come again, come again!"

He raised his hand and aimed again, this time waiting a little longer for the gun to fire.

"Three rings, not bad." This time it hit the target, and there were no other unnecessary movements. Coach Shi said while looking at the screen.

The third shot has 2 rings.

"Okay, coach. I'm already completely familiar with the 30-meter target. It won't be challenging to continue. I'm more looking forward to the 10-meter target. It's the opponent I deserve to respect." Bai Bufan said.

Damn it, let’s continue shooting at the 30-meter target. Who knows if the total number of rings after five shots will be higher than Lin Li’s one shot!

Coach Shi: “…Okay.”

He is very stubborn.

After switching to the ten-meter target, the results naturally improved a lot. I got seven rings in the first shot and eight rings in the second shot.

After five shots, it was time for Bai Bufan to reach the part he feared the most—leaving the room and facing Lin Li.

Looking at Bai Bufan who turned around and walked out of the room, Lin Li, who had been waiting for a long time, smiled.

"Bufan, do you know what I was born with?"

"and many more--"

"Caibi!"

"Bufan, do you know what to look for for tea?"

"shut up!"

"Find the tea set yourself."

"Bufan, do you know the periodic table?"

"Grass!"

"Arsenic is not thin lead, erbium, cerium, rhodium, tellurium and niobium still need to be refined."

"Bufan, I prefer the beach in Sanya to the beach in Shanting. Do you know why?"

"Because there are no stones, only sand!"

Bai Bufan: “…”

Grass.

Damn you.

"Alright, alright, alright brother, we're almost there. We were wrong, wrong." Seeing that Lin Li was still planning to attack, Bai Bufan covered his ears and said in despair.

If I had known this earlier, I wouldn't have mocked Lin Li so much during the water skipping segment during the National Day. Now, I've become the victim.

"It's mainly because I haven't played for a long time, so I'm a little rusty." Seeing that Lin Li finally stopped talking, maybe because he was temporarily out of work, Bai Bufan felt that he was able to do it again, so he tried to make up for it.

"You're just playing billiards here, and I've even prepared a cosmic-level disclaimer for you." Lin Li sneered.

Whether playing basketball or billiards, someone always has to say this before the game starts.

If you win, it means you are too strong; if you lose, it is understandable.

"I'm not fake, Lin Li, when was the last time you masturbated?" Bai Bufan asked immediately.

"The day before yesterday."

"I went home a week ago! I'm less familiar with this than you are. Let's look at your grades. Your grades are 10, 10, 10, 8, 9, which is a downward spiral, while mine are 0, 3, 2, 7, 8, which is an upward spiral. Isn't it clear what this means?

From a dialectical and long-term perspective, I have a promising future, but you have no future!" Bai Bufan argued.

Lin Li did not refute, but looked at Bai Bufan with a mocking look as if he was a fool and a smile.

"Grass!!"

This look is so hurtful.

……

"How about it, are you guys still fighting?"

The afternoon passed with the sound of gunfire. After three rounds of shooting, the four men returned to the inner hall of the club to sit and rest, while Lin Li questioned the other three.

"It's boring. I would rather masturbate with you than jerk off with you." Bai Bufan said in a dull tone.

After three rounds, Bai Bufan's shooting performance was slaughtered by Lin Li, and even after changing to a rifle that was even more difficult to control, this guy was still able to maintain his performance under the premise of continuous firing, as if he had become more skilled. In fact, it was indeed the case, [imitation] [imitation] [imitation] [imitation] full responsibility.

"Let's stop playing. We've had enough fun. I'd like to take some photos using the scenery here." Ding Sihan also shook his head.

"Well, it's enough that I've experienced it." Chen Yuying also agreed.

"Okay, then let's not continue." Lin Li leaned lazily on the sofa and nodded. After all, his purpose in experiencing live-fire shooting was to get close to and use guns to prepare for possible doomsday situations, and now [Imitation] has exceeded this task.

If you really encounter this situation in the end times, using this ability will be very effective.

"And the gun is so heavy, much heavier than I expected, and it makes my shoulders and chest hurt." Chen Yuying rubbed her knitted cardigan gently and complained.

Instinct took control of his head, and Lin Li took a look.

Chen Yuying's curves are indeed excellent. Although they are not big, the curves are very obvious. You have to know that apart from those with special talents like Yu Yu, there are not many Asians who are this old - of course, it is also related to the fact that no one at this age will wear push-up bras.

Especially considering her tall height among the girls in the class, her initial size is already very impressive.

As the saying goes, a woman becomes a big woman at the age of 18. The future is promising, and perhaps there will be great results on the small branches.

Damn this rifle, the gun is bad, but the chest is good.

"Does it hurt? Squad leader, do you need me to rub it?" Lin Li was no longer lazy, he sat up straight and asked.

Chen Yuying: “?”

"Eh~~~" Ding Sihan immediately hugged her chest and started to cheer loudly when she heard that.

"Lin~Li~When I was masturbating just now~~my hemorrhoids were hurt so much~~" Bai Bufan was also afraid that the world would not be in chaos at this time, so he shouted from the side.

"No need, pervert." Chen Yuying's face flushed red, and she raised her legs until her knees were against her chest. She lowered her eyes and huddled in the corner of the sofa, as if she wanted to hide herself.

"What are you doing? I'm talking about rubbing shoulders! Shoulders!" Lin Li laughed and tried to defend himself, "Can you guys stop being so obscene?"

"You'd better." Ding Sihan said disdainfully.

Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan.

"What do you mean by that look?" Feeling the undisguised 'sighing, sorrow and pity' that was fixed on her hands covering her chest, Ding Sihan said with narrowed eyes.

"Xiao Dingding, be happier in the future. Happiness is good for you." Lin Li advised sincerely.

"Why?" Ding Sihan was still very alert.

"Because girls who love to laugh usually have good figures, they are more likely to drink more." Lin Li explained.

Ding Sihan: “?”

"Who the hell told you that the cup was the one for Le Ji Sheng? Lin Li, place an order for another magazine of bullets for me now. I need it urgently. Hurry!" Ding Sihan threw the cushion or pillow on the sofa beside him at Lin Li fiercely, shouting angrily while reaching out his hand to try to beg.

"No, you refused it yourself before." Lin Li smiled and shook his head.

How could Lin Li not know what this urgent thing was used for?

"Then lend me some money and I will pay you back immediately." The annoyed Ding Sihan still reached out his hand.

"Replace it with bullets and put them on my forehead, right? No, lululu." Lin Li refused with a smile.

After saying that, Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying who was laughing at the side, and shook his head solemnly: "Squad leader, stop laughing. In my opinion, you are just right now, but if you insist on getting promoted... that's fine too."

Long live big breasts! Onboard! Loyalty!

Chen Yuying: “?”

"Pervert! Stop talking!" The blush that had just faded away suddenly came back again.

The sofa pillow next to Lin Li +1.

"Oh my god." Seeing this, Bai Bufan felt that it was his turn to be attacked and then fight back. He raised his hand excitedly, while holding a pillow in his other hand, waiting to throw it on Lin Li's head in the next second.

"You want to have a pillow fight with me, right?" Lin Li sneered and pointed at the pile of pillows around him, showing off his ammunition depot.

Bai Bufan blinked and it seemed that he only had a pillow.

Damn it, if Lin Li doesn’t fight back against them, he will fight back against himself.

So Bai Bufan decided to negotiate: "Lin Li, do you know what the pillow fight and black people have in common?"

"The harder you hit, the more cotton there will be?" Lin Li answered after thinking.

"That's right. Considering that this pillow is not ours, let's call a truce." Bai Bufan nodded and put the pillow down. "It would be bad if it gets damaged."

"can."

Coach Shi came over with the bill and invoice and just heard this: "..."

You two are saying you are happy.

Then who the hell will make up for the merit that was deducted from me?

……

At the club, the four took some photos and bought some souvenirs as memories, then planned to return the same way.

"I lost again. Where did I lose?"

On the subway, Bai Bufan looked at a pair of people who looked like a couple opposite him, an ugly man and a beautiful woman, and sighed.

Lin Li heard this. His hearing was better than that of normal people. After catching the key words, he hesitated for a while and said, "Bufan, have you ever thought that they are in the same dormitory?"

Bai Bufan: “?”

Bai Bufan listened attentively, only to find that the "beautiful girl" actually spoke with a male voice!
Song Luping once said that although some technicians’ massage techniques are not good, they can make people feel comfortable as soon as they open their mouths.

The 'beautiful girl' in front of me, although very pretty, makes people feel uncomfortable when she opens her mouth.

As for whether it is comfortable to open your mouth, I don’t know yet.

"So you lost because Baowei refused to be a man's mother." Lin Li concluded.

"Why is it Baowei? Can't Tianming and Zeyu be used? I can't accept the feminized Baowei at all!! Isn't he still Bo Gang?" Bai Bufan roared softly on the subway.

"It's all right."

"Fuck! Men are becoming more feminine, women are becoming more infantile, infants are becoming more evil, and evil people are becoming more like cotton pickers. What is wrong with this world?"

However, Bai Bufan did not feel better after knowing the truth. He sighed even more and expressed such emotion.

Lin Li also sighed when he heard this.

Lin Li felt it was a pity that Coach Shi couldn't hear these words.

We had dinner at the same restaurant again. We ordered the two dishes that the four of us liked most at noon and other dishes that we couldn’t try at noon due to our appetite. The experience was still very good.

The faucets in the men's restroom have been repaired. It is said that this was the result of anonymous complaints from two customers one after another at noon. The efficiency is still very good.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan gave thumbs up to the two customers and also to the store.

Since the high-speed rail tickets had been purchased in advance, the four of them did not stay in Pingjiang any longer and went to the station to prepare to return to Xiling.

"I hope Lin the enemy will keep up the good work. I want to go to Disneyland next week, preferably abroad. Thank you." Ding Sihan said with a smile when arriving at the departure level and waiting for the high-speed train.

"You still want to go to Disney? Little Ding Ding, do you want to see if I look like Disney?" Lin Li retorted sarcastically.

This is Wu Min's best move.

Taskmaster!

When she was a child, she would become whatever Lin Li asked her for.

——"You want a summoner that can summon Tyrannosaurus? Lin Li, take a look at your mother and see if she looks like Tyrannosaurus?"

——"You want to eat Gatanjea crab? Lin Li, do you think your mother looks like this crab?"

Lin Li would usually answer, "No, she looks like an incompetent mother who abuses her child."

Then Lin Li would use his butt to hit the feather duster hard, letting it know how powerful his butt is.

Ding Sihan heard this and took a serious look. His answer was completely different from what Lin Li had imagined:

"Hey, Lin Li, it really sounds like what you said. Otherwise, how could the prince be here?"

Lin Li: "?"

?

"Hahaha, shit, Ding Sihan, you can really say any bullshit just to get something for free." Seeing that Ding Sihan didn't say anything and was just praising him, Lin Li couldn't hold it in anymore.

What kind of situation have you put your child in that he would say such words?

"What are you saying? I mean it from the bottom of my heart." Ding Sihan said sincerely.

Lin Li was moved and said, “But I have no money.”

Ding Sihan was also moved and said, "Poor bastard, get out of here."

Lin Li smiled and pointed at Ding Sihan.

"As for the rest, do your best. Actually...anyway, I'll call you guys when there's an event."

Lin Li touched his chin and was about to speak, but after hesitating for a while, he still didn't say what he wanted to say.

Invite the "three dogs" to go for a physical examination together next week...will they look sick?

This illness is not only mental, it even makes them feel physically ill.

Damn, we are all still high school students at that time, are we going to do an ultrasound together?

Lin Li felt that when that day came, when he supported Bai Bufan to queue up at the door of the B-ultrasound clinic, everyone would definitely look at him strangely, right?
"Bufan, are you interested in going to the hospital?" But Lin Li still asked tentatively.

"What are you going to the hospital for?" Bai Bufan asked in surprise.

"I heard there is a B-ultrasound." After Lin Li said this, he couldn't hold it in any longer, "Fuck."

Wait, grass, this grass seems to make my words even grassier.

"...Where is the pregnant woman?" Bai Bufan asked with a serious face.

"That's fine." Lin Li accepted the adjustment and nodded with a stern face.

“Hahahahahahaha! You beast!!”

(End of this chapter)