Chapter 249 Lin Li was born, Bai Bufan was also born

Chapter 249 Lin Li was born, Bai Bufan was also born

Chapter 249 Lin Li was born, Bai Bufan was also born

The high-speed train arrived, and because we still bought tickets in pairs, the four of us separated.

According to the tickets, the two came to their seats.

There was another person sitting in the seat, and next to him was a woman, but this time she didn't have black stockings.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other: Scoring twice?

"Hello, uncle."

“Come in, come in. You’re sitting in A and you’re still so slow. You have no manners.” The man who was watching short videos with Bluetooth headphones on looked up at Lin Li impatiently, took off one of his headphones, stood up and said.

"No, uncle, are you sitting in the wrong seat?" Lin Li asked.

"What?" The man frowned when he heard that, then he pulled up the ticket interface, confirmed the location information several times, and showed it to Lin Li. His tone became even more impatient: "07B is correct! You guys are the ones who got the wrong seat! Are you blind? I'm so annoyed, go away."

Immediately sat down again.

He mumbled a few words in dialect. Although it was not the Nansang dialect, judging from the tone, it was not a good thing.

In the ticket information just displayed, the location is indeed 07B.

“But—” Lin Li continued to speak, but was interrupted before he could finish.

"Get lost, what are you talking about? Stop bothering me." The man continued to scroll through his phone without even looking at Lin Li.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Seventeen years old is the age when one can suffer the most grievances. Lin Li, who was given a cold shoulder, quickly apologized sincerely, then pulled Bai Bufan away.

"Did we really make a mistake? Car 06, 07A, 07B..." After walking away, Bai Bufan was confused and unconfident. He took out his mobile phone and looked at it several times. After all, it was his first time taking the high-speed rail today, so it was understandable that he made a mistake.

"No need to look, the location is correct." Lin Li waved his hand.

"Ah? Then why is that uncle's seat also 07B? Two for one?" Bai Bufan wondered.

"No, I just saw the train number of the B ticket. It's not this train, but the one on the opposite side. He took the wrong train." Lin Li said with a smile.

"So where do we go from here?"

"You...wait. Wait!"

Bai Bufan stopped talking abruptly. He looked at Lin Li, blinked, and then his face gradually turned into a stifling smile: "Beast, beast, fuck, hahahaha Lin Li you are such a beast."

"If he had a better attitude, I would have explained it to him."

Lin Li chuckled.

"I support him. He started talking as soon as he came up. I hate this kind of idiot who is full of foul language and has no manners." Bai Bufan agreed, and then rubbed his hands in anticipation: "But let's remind him when we get off the bus, otherwise, I will feel uncomfortable if I don't see him getting so angry."

Although Lin Li is a beast, fortunately Bai Bufan is not a good guy either.

"Okay." Lin Li nodded. He had the same idea. "And it would be best if the car is about to be started again."

"Lin Li, you are really considerate." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up. "It's worth standing for half an hour just for that moment."

"No, I did some research before coming here. The indicator lights next to the high-speed rail seats are meaningful. Red means that the seat is occupied for the rest of the journey, green means that the seat is not sold out, and yellow means that the seat has not been sold out until the next stop. Although there may be delays, as long as we wait for the train to start and find a green or yellow seat, it will definitely be fine.

Even though Lianzuo can’t be found, it doesn’t matter.”

Lin Li explained.

Bai Bufan's eyes lit up. He really didn't know about this.

"That's even more perfect!"

So the two of them waited for the car to start before looking for a seat, and at the entrance connecting the carriages, they looked at 07B expectantly, fearing that the man would get up and leave, causing them to miss the fun.

However, seeing Bai Bufan standing strangely, Lin Li asked doubtfully:
"What are you doing? You look like you need to pee."

"Because I really want to pee now." Bai Bufan nodded.

Lin Li: "?"

"No? Then go pee. There's a toilet on the high-speed train. To be precise, it's in this car." Lin Li looked surprised and pointed to the toilet at the back.

"It's not the right time yet." Bai Bufan shook his head. "I hope I can contribute to the country's development."

Lin Li: "?"

"You fucking speak human language."

"Lin Li, have you ever heard of a project that benefits the country and the people, water from the south and urine from the north?" When Bai Bufan said this, his eyes were full of the passion of a young man, writing about serving the motherland:

"I drank water like crazy in Yushun District in the south just to bring the water to Nansang in the north to pee."

“This will help solve the problem of uneven water resources in our country.”

"For the sake of the country and the people of Nansang, it doesn't matter if I suffer a little and hold back a little!"

Hearing this, Lin Li was so moved by Bai Bufan's spirit of self-sacrifice that he shed tears:

"Tears in my eyes, where did this idiot come from?"

……

High-speed rail arrived.

"Chen Yuying: Why haven't you two come out yet? @Lin Li @Bai Bufan."

"Lin Li: Wait for us, let's make a time."

"Chen Yuying:?"

When the warning sound of the high-speed train door about to close rang out, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other and came to the uncle with a smile.

"Why the hell are it you two again!" The man felt patted on the shoulder and was disturbed again. Seeing that it was the same person who disturbed him last time, he blushed and wanted to take action.

"Hello uncle, I just realized something. You got on the wrong bus." Lin Li bowed politely to greet him.

"Uncle, shouldn't you take the high-speed train to Qiaocheng? But our train is going to Anmen." Bai Bufan greeted politely, "Oh, it seems you really took the wrong train."

——With the train number that Lin Li wrote down, he could easily find out where the man’s train was going.

man:"?"

When they saw the man stunned, they left immediately.

——There’s no time to react. If you don’t leave now, the door will close.

But fortunately, windows are the eyes of the soul.

When the two got out of the car and found the window next to the man, they saw that the man had stood up with a look of panic on his face, but the car door was closed and even started to move slowly. Lin Li and Bai Bufan both smiled happily.

The man also noticed Lin Li and Bai Bufan outside the window. He was fully aware of what had happened, and began to bang on the window angrily, pointing at Lin Li and Bai Bufan and talking.

The high-speed rail windows have good sound insulation, so I can't hear clearly.

"What did he say, Lin Li?" Bai Bufan asked with a smile.

"Hey, nano rescue, kid," Lin Li replied with a smile.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, who were standing by, walked over when they saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan finally come out.

Before I could ask what happened, I saw the two men transformed into carrier-based aircraft takeoff pilots. They tacitly made a "go" gesture to the high-speed rail, and then changed into mocking faces.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: “?”

……

The two people's doubts were dispelled after they understood the cause and effect.

"Ahhh, too cheap, you two, too cheap." Ding Sihan laughed so hard that his speech became intermittent, "Why didn't you call me over to see that uncle's expression! Damn it, eating alone!"

"It's really bad." Chen Yuying also nodded with a smile.

"First of all, Bai Bufan is a eunuch, I'm not." Lin Li heard this and explained to the two with a smile, "Secondly, I don't think he's bad at all. It was that uncle who provoked me first. How can I repay evil with kindness?"

"I didn't say you were bad just now. That uncle was bad. Hello." Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying also smiled and nodded at Lin Li.

"What? So that's how it is! The great Justice!" Lin Li, who had been vindicated, was moved and began to sing: "There is a Chen Justice in Xiling~ He is impartial and just in distinguishing between loyalty and treachery~"

Chen Yuying: “…”

"What a crappy name! Lin Li, withdraw it! You are not good, you are bad, and you are also a traitor." Chen Yuying, who couldn't stand this name, immediately changed the verdict.

Look at those puffy cheeks. It would be fun to pinch them.

"Why the hell did you pinch my butt all of a sudden?" Bai Bufan, who was attacked, turned his head suddenly and questioned Lin Li.

"You don't understand my regrets." Lin Li's eyes were deep, and he sighed with melancholy: "In life, you can only give in step by step, and finally retreat... to the worst."

Bai Bufan: “?”

Why are you standing here feeling sad about your dam? What a psychopath.

……

"You two really don't need my dad to take you home?" After walking out of the station, Chen Yuying stopped at the door, turned around and asked.

There were no other plans for today, and it was time for everyone to go back home, so she asked this question.

——The one who came to pick her up at night was not the family driver, but Chen Zhongping. "No need, squad leader. If it was your driver who came to pick you up, I would have agreed. If it was your uncle, I'd better take the bus back with Bufan." Lin Li said with a smile.

Lin Li’s bicycle was still at the school gate, so he would go back to school with Bai Bufan first.

He didn't come to drop off the child in the morning, but came to pick him up in the evening. Old Chen didn't know what he was worried about.

I can't be worried that I won't have enough fun today so I ask them why they don't go home yet and continue playing until they get home and then find a chance to pinch the monitor's cheek.

"Okay, then you guys talk about it in the group when you get to school and home, and don't let him come next time." Chen Yuying nodded with a smile, without forcing it.

After all, having their father around might make them feel uncomfortable.

The four of them went to the bus stop together, and then the two girls continued to walk to the parking lot, so they went:
"See you tomorrow then."

“If you think about it, we see each other almost every day.” Lin Li smiled and waved his hand.

I go to school on Friday, have an appointment on Saturday, and have evening self-study on Sunday night.

"That's great, bye~" Chen Yuying also waved with a smile.

At this time, there are a lot more people waiting for the bus at the station, and it is no longer as empty as it was at eight or nine in the morning.

It turns out there are still so many people taking the bus.

Lin Li really had no idea about this.

After waiting for a few minutes, the corresponding bus arrived and everyone lined up to get on.

"Lin Li, the squad leader is calling you." After Bai Bufan put in the coin, he said to Lin Li who was walking towards the car.

"Ah? She hasn't left yet?" Lin Li turned around with a puzzled look on his face, and saw Bai Bufan quickly passing by him.

Lin Li's heart skipped a beat and he turned to look at Bai Bufan.

The buses in the county are not big, with only a dozen seats on the bus. Now, the last seat in the bus is occupied by Bai Bufan.

Lin Li: "..."

"Bai Bufan, the coin you just threw fell to the ground, pick it up." Lin Li said with a gentle smile.

He is really a piece of shit. He always uses his dirty tricks on his own people.

"It's just standing for twenty minutes. Now you can't even stand for twenty minutes. What will you do when you have to stand for a whole day as a security guard in the future?" Bai Bufan said with contempt when he heard this.

This sounded familiar, as if he had mocked Bai Bufan for delivering food in the future in the same format, and the boomerang had also hit him back on his head.

deserved it.

It didn’t matter much, just twenty minutes or so. Lin Li walked to Bai Bufan’s side and stood there, looking at the other passengers in the car.

Lin Li discovered that they were the only young people. Apart from the two of them, the others were either elderly people or tired middle-aged people. Some of them almost had the word "social animal" written on their faces.

I didn't meet this group of people in the morning, simply because it was not their go to work time.

Today is obviously Saturday.

"Bufan, let me test you. Do you know a character whose setting is becoming more and more invincible and will be gradually improved with each version update? However, when you look at the battle record, you will find that he is killed and stepped on by various plots. He is a very funny and clownish character?" Lin Li bent down and asked Bai Bufan.

"Vegeta? He was defeated by Frieza in the Frieza arc, and helped Cell in the Cell arc..." Bai Bufan said after thinking for a while.

"No, it's the labor law." Lin Li's map of Yan State is very short.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then he looked at the scene in the car and understood why Lin Li suddenly asked this question. He raised his middle finger towards Lin Li and scolded him with a smile: "Lin Li, don't f*cking make me unable to take the bus."

"If I become a boss in the future, I will definitely not tolerate this kind of overtime behavior. Damn it, if my employees dare to work overtime illegally, I will confiscate their illegal gains." Lin Li became more and more angry as he thought about it, so he made a great wish.

We, the capitalists, establish our mission for the people, our aspirations for the world, our legacy for the sages, and our goal to bring peace to the world for all eternity.

Bai Bufan: “?”

What did Lin Li just say?
Is it Chinese?

A very niche language.

"You are born to be a boss." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up, and then sighed deeply:
“How many women have become the bus in order to avoid taking the bus, and how many men have taken the bus every day in order to have a bus of their own?”

"Life is so hurried, so fast."

Philosopher Bai Bufan and capitalist Lin Li looked at each other and felt a sense of mutual admiration.

The bus gradually became crowded and more people were standing.

"Young people nowadays rarely have the moral character of respecting the elderly and loving the young, alas." An auntie who had just come up looked around and found that there was no room, so she chose to stand next to Bai Bufan and said to herself, "Alas, my waist is so bad. I am old and it is uncomfortable to stand."

Bai Bufan: “…”

Grass.

Auntie, what do you mean by using Mandarin? Are you afraid that I am not a local and can't understand the dialect?

Grass.

Lin Li, who had been pushed aside, gloated over the misfortune.

"Ugh--"

"Ugh--"

"If only there was a kind young man willing to give up his seat to an old man like me."

The aunt began to sigh wildly and beat her old waist.

This can't even be called a hint, it can be called an explicit statement.

But actually we have to arrive at the station.

So Bai Bufan stood up.

"Oh, young man, you are so polite. Thank you." When Bai Bufan just stood up, the aunt couldn't wait to sit down.

Bai Bufan limped on one leg, grabbed the handrail around him, and jumped away from his seat. Hearing the words, he turned around, pointed to his seat towards the aunt, nodded, and motioned for the aunt to sit down.

Lin Li, Auntie: “?”

"Young man...is there something wrong with your legs?" The aunt sat suspended in mid-air, looking at Bai Bufan and asked guiltily.

Bai Bufan waved his hand and moved towards Lin Li with difficulty on one leg.

"Hey, young man, don't go away. Come back, come back and sit in this seat." Now the aunt became anxious. She felt that her butt was extremely hot, so she pointed at Bai Bufan and greeted him.

"Hey! Don't go! Don't go!"

Bai Bufan shook his head and opened his mouth: "Aba Aba."

Then he looked a little anxious, pointed at Lin Li, pointed at his aunt, and pointed at his own mouth: "Abba! Abba! Abba!"

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

After a brief moment of questioning, the thoughts of many beasts occupied the top of the brain.

——A flash of light! A flash!

He immediately stepped forward to support Bai Bufan, and said to the aunt apologetically: "Auntie, Baowei is mute and can't speak. He meant for you to sit down. He doesn't need it. He is young, so it's okay."

There is light in Bai Bufan’s eyes!
Lin Li not only understood what he meant and cooperated with him skillfully, he even helped to cover up his name!
Brother! younger brother!
"Aba Aba!" Bai Bufan gave Lin Li a thumbs up, and then continued to use body language and Aba Aba to signal the aunt to sit down.

"Why should I sit here? Let him come and sit here. Come, come, sit here. What do you mean young man? The disabled people are given priority!" The auntie doesn't dare to sit in this seat for even a second, especially after feeling the gazes of other passengers around her, her voice becomes anxious.

"No, no, we'll be there soon. This is the next stop. Please sit down." Lin Li waved his hand quickly.

This was the only sentence in their conversation that was not a lie. The car was about to arrive at the station near Nansang Middle School, which was the destination.

So Lin Li and Bai Bufan, two disabled people, limped off the bus but supported each other.

The aunt who was left on the bus, refused to sit despite having a seat next to her. She watched them leave and looked at their desolate backs with an equally miserable expression.

She fell into deep confusion.

What did you do?
"Beast! Bai Bufan! You are such a beast!" After turning back to make sure the bus had gone far away, Lin Li fiercely kicked the lame man's good leg and scolded him with a smile, "Auntie has no ill intentions, she just simply wants a seat, and you are so vicious!"

"Same here, haha." Bai Bufan laughed, "Didn't I give her my position?"

Then Bai Bufan said regretfully:

"You can't take the bus any more in the short term, or else it will be bad if you get punctured next time."

"Okay, I'm going home too."

Arriving at the school gate, Lin Li unlocked his bicycle, got on and said to Bai Bufan.

"OK, my flight is about to take off, so I won't keep you for dinner." Bai Bufan nodded and waved goodbye to Lin Li.

The failure of masturbating today was very painful, but the early bird catches the worm and diligence can make up for lack of talent. Bai Bufan believed that as long as he was willing to work hard, he would be able to surpass Lin Li one day before his kidneys became weak.

"Fuck, if you fucking invite me to dinner, I wouldn't even dare to think about what I'm going to eat." Lin Li turned back and cursed with a smile as he walked away.

(End of this chapter)