Chapter 253: Efficiency is too high to be effective, it should be lower

Chapter 253: Efficiency is too high to be effective, it should be lower

Chapter 253: Efficiency is too high to be effective, it is better to be lower

Wang Yuezhi suddenly felt that he could recall and use this scene when he played the clown the day after tomorrow.

Grass, even more heartbroken.

The clown potion really melts in your mouth.

Therefore, Wang Yuezhi didn't want to discuss this topic anymore. He waved his hands unhappily and cursed with a cold face:

"If there is no such scene, then why don't you just create and imagine it in your mind? You are not flexible at all? You are useless and have no life experience. You don't even have this kind of experience..."

"Teacher, please tell me in detail what kind of scene should I imagine? It seems that you are very experienced."

Lin Li was not annoyed after being scolded, but continued to seek advice humbly.

Wang Yuezhi: “…”

Your mother.

Wang Yuezhi took a deep breath, and after hesitating for several times, he finally spoke: "I don't really have much experience, but my friend has experience in this area, and he taught me a lot."

"The meaning of learning is to pass it on. So I will now pass on to you the secret that my friend told me. You must never embarrass me in the future."

"I understand, Master!" Lin Li nodded.

"I'll give you a few random scenes." Wang Yuezhi began to describe how the clown's performance should be set in his mind:
"My friend told me that, for example, when taking photos, you think the girl is taking photos of you and tells you to look at the camera, but when you raise your hand, you realize that she is actually taking photos of the person behind you."

Lin Li was stunned.

This incident is also recorded in Lin Li's memory.

No wonder Wang Yuezhi suddenly scratched his head in front of him last time, and he used the scissors hand gesture to scratch his head.

At that time, I was thinking that he felt his hair was too long and wanted to get a haircut.

It turned out to be the case.

"For example, my friend told me that a girl suddenly called your name, and you looked up happily, but it turned out that she was asking you to pass something to another boy."

Lin Li was stunned.

This incident is also recorded in Lin Li's memory.

The last time I took Chen Yuying's homework book for proofreading, it was Wang Yuezhi who handed it to me with a sour face.

“Like my friend told me.

The girl you like suddenly comes to you shyly on the weekend and says, "I want to go to the movies with the person I like, are you...free tonight?"

You happily responded, "I'm free! I'm free! Of course I'm free!", and somersaulted on the bed, starting to prepare clothes for going out. But when you were ready and looked at your phone -

The message the girl sent was, "That's great. I'd like to trouble you to help me with the class statistics tonight. Thank you, Wang Yuezhi's friend."

At this time, you actually want to say "Sorry, I received a last-minute notice and have to perform in the circus, so I don't have time", but in the end, because of your love for it, you didn't send it out. "

Wang Yuezhi's description became slower and slower, and more and more sad.

Lin Li was stunned...wait, why didn't Lin Li remember anything about this?
"Is there such a thing?" Lin Li asked with a frown.

Chen Yuying takes care of all class matters herself and will never throw the tasks to others just because she goes out to play. More importantly, I have never gone out to see a movie with her.

"This is my friend's memory from junior high school," Wang Yuezhi explained.

Lin Li was stunned.

It turns out that Wang Yuezhi's friend is a repeat offender and he didn't start being a clown until high school.

reasonable.

understand.

So Lin Li nodded and signaled Wang Yuezhi to continue.

"My friend told me..."

"My friend told me..."

Wang Yuezhi talked incessantly and could not finish describing the scenes of his friend.

To be honest, Lin Li really wanted to get to know Wang Yuezhi, because Lin Li found that his experiences were very similar to his, and they must have a lot of common topics to talk about.

But because he noticed that as the scene continued to expand, Wang Yuezhi's expression looked more and more like he was filming IT, Lin Li was afraid that if he continued, Wang Yuezhi would cry for his friend, so he raised his hand to signal that there was no need to say anything for the time being.

Lin Li nodded:
"That's enough, Master. I think I have some feeling now."

Wang Yuezhi rubbed his eyes sadly and nodded: "It's okay as long as you feel it. Don't let my friend's memories go to waste. Start the performance. Don't let me and my friend down."

"Ok!"

Scene, build!
Thinking, puzzle!
With his brain spinning rapidly, Lin Li asked quickly:
"Master, how do I look now? Do I have the clown spirit?"

Wang Yuezhi narrowed his eyes and stared at Lin Li. To be more precise, he stared at the corners of Lin Li's mouth that were gradually rising.

"?"

"Wait! Lin Li, are you fucking laughing!?"

"Hahahahahaha, I'm sorry, mentor, this kind of scene appeared in my mind and I couldn't help it." When Wang Yuezhi asked this, Lin Li laughed out loud.

The same scene is constructed, but Lin Li’s perspective is a little different from that of Wang Yuezhi’s friend.

It's really funny.

"You can still laugh!?"

What were red just now were Wang Yuezhi's eyes and nose, but now it is the temperature that is red.

After studying for this period of time, he really became interested in the profession of clown, otherwise he would not have learned these techniques.

He can accept students without talent, but he cannot accept students who disrespect the clown!
There is no harm without comparison.

...If...if it was Chen Tianming...it wouldn't be like this...Chen Tianming...why are you wasting your talent...

Seeing Wang Yuezhi so sad, Lin Li slapped himself.

Feeling a little bit like a non-human, Lin Li suppressed his smile and said in a forced serious tone:
"I'm sorry, Master. I'll try again."

"..."

"Pfft-hahaha-"

"..."

"Stop it, Lin Li. I don't want to teach you anymore. You are not good at this at all." Seeing that Lin Li's expression was still soulless and he had not made any progress at all, Wang Yuezhi felt sadder than having his heart dead. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and said dejectedly.

The day after tomorrow, I will try to toss the two sides back and forth to bring honor to the class.

"No, I won't stop. If I stop, I will never get good at it! There is no word "abandon" in my dictionary!" Lin Li said immediately after hearing this.

Wang Yuezhi raised his eyebrows.

Yes, if you give up when you feel you are not good at it, you will never be good at it. The best time to plant a tree is ten years ago, and the second best time is now.

Lin Li’s learning spirit is worthy of recognition.

Wang Yuezhi felt that he was indeed a bit arbitrary. He looked at Lin Li.

Fuck your mom.

·Still·smiling.

Fuck your study spirit, bastard! !

You are in this hot-blooded market!

"You can't be a clown, go back and do what you should do." At this point, Wang Yuezhi's voice became extremely cold, and his favorability towards Lin Li completely doubled.

——The favorability went from negative 100 to negative , which of course doubled.

He took the unicycle and came to an open area in the activity room and started practicing by himself without even looking at Lin Li.

rotten wood.

waste.

This was the first time that Lin Li was denied like this. He stood up in despair: "Maybe Wang Yuezhi you are right. I can't be a clown. It's time to go back and study with the monitor. She must be quite bored in the classroom alone."

Wang Yuezhi: “?”

and many more.

Your mother.

"Lin Li, come back! I suddenly realized that I can say it back! Come back!" The training in the past two weeks was quite effective. Wang Yuezhi immediately ran over to block the door and nodded sincerely to Lin Li: "Lin Li, let's continue practicing!"

"But I can't be a clown with a soul." Lin Li said sadly.

"Never let others tell you what you can do or what you can't do!" Wang Yuezhi patted Lin Li's shoulders heavily, shook them a few times, and encouraged him loudly, "I have an idol named Beethoven. Everyone said that he could never become a great musician, but he never listened!
Lin Li, you should do the same. I deny you because I hope your will can be tempered, instead of being so weak and giving up on yourself! Don't waste my hard work!"

Every word of Wang Yuezhi's voice was full of gems. Lin Li, who had regained some confidence, remembered something and narrowed his eyes.

and many more.

"It seems Beethoven was deaf in both ears?"

Wang Yuezhi waved his hand: "It's not important."

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

Damn you.

This is fucking important!
Beethoven really couldn’t listen to other people’s denials and doubts, because he really couldn’t listen to (physics)! !
"Forget it, I can't do it. I'm sorry to disappoint you, Wang Yuezhi." As the motivation failed, Lin Li waved his hands. He still felt that he was not suitable.

"You can do it! You can do it! At least you must do it at noon!" Wang Yuezhi shook his head like a rattle, and after thinking quickly, he immediately said: "Lin Li, it's not a big problem to have no expression. Although you lack soul, you don't need much soul in the situation the day after tomorrow. First, no matter the teacher on the stage or the students below, they won't be able to see it clearly.

Second, second... let me think, that's right! Second, the soul can still be revealed through makeup. As long as the right clown clothes are matched and clown makeup is applied, there will be no difference.

So we can ignore the expression part. Soul is a bonus, not a must. It is too demanding to ask you to learn this in two days. My question is, let's just learn the techniques from now on! How about it!"

Wang Yuezhi blocked the door and refused to let Lin Li go. He continued to emphasize in a hurry:
"Lin Li, apart from your soul, you are the most talented person I have ever met. You must be a good clown!"

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

Look at how this kid was forced to say these words.

But Lin Li didn't insist on leaving.

I agreed to it this morning, so I really can't give up halfway.

"That makes sense, keep trying!"

Seeing that Lin Li no longer planned to leave, Wang Yuezhi breathed a sigh of relief:

"Since we're talking about this, let me also talk about the costumes and makeup. We have different heights and body shapes, so the costumes and makeup don't have to be the same. But if you need, I can send you the link."

"Thank you, my teacher. But isn't the class monitor responsible for the performance costumes? She will definitely help me pick one when I rent the inflatable doll costume. If you want to talk about the style, tell her too. But can you send me the makeup template?" Lin Li explained.

"..."

Wang Yuezhi: (ノBenefit)ノ︵┻━┻.

Oh no! I forgot that it was Chen Yuying who went to purchase the costumes and makeup!

If I didn't purchase the clown suit in-app, would Chen Yuying rent one for me?

Would it be too deliberate to talk about this matter now?
If I go back and decorate my dormitory, can I reasonably have new clothes?

"Wang Yuezhi? Wang Yuezhi?" Seeing that Wang Yuezhi was distracted, Lin Li stretched out his hand and waved it in front of him.

no response.

"Wang Yuezhi, your clown nose has fallen off." Lin Li wanted to continue calling out, but he saw a spot of red in his peripheral vision. He lowered his head and found that there was a clown nose on the ground.

It should be that Wang Yuezhi accidentally pulled it out when he took something out of his backpack, so Lin Li reached out to pick it up while speaking.

"do not move!"

Wang Yuezhi finally reacted. He shouted to stop Lin Li, then squatted down, picked up his nose and blew away the dust on it.

"This nose, hehe." Wang Yuezhi looked at this nose with a story and suddenly became happy.

Lin Li would never have such a nose.

It feels great.

Lin Li: "?"

Are you laughing?

"I'll send it to you when I get my phone." With the comfort of the red nose, Wang Yuezhi felt much better and said with a smile, "Keep learning."

"it is good."

In the following time, the two continued to practice the various basic techniques needed to be a clown.

By the time the bell rang to signal the end of lunch break, Lin Li had already mastered the basics of simple card magic, hand-tossed balls, and balloon pinching.

As for the unicycle, Lin Li has not started learning it yet.

“See you in the playground after school this afternoon. I will teach you how to ride a unicycle. Give it a try. It would be great if you can learn it. If not, we can set them up as two clowns with different styles, performing completely different things to create asymmetrical beauty.” Wang Yuezhi said to Lin Li while packing up the props on the scene.

"Okay." Lin Li agreed readily.

"I'll go return the key." After locking the door of the activity room, Wang Yuezhi went straight to the first floor.

Lin Li went straight back to the classroom.

When I returned to the classroom, Chen Yuying was the only one there.

Normally, there was only a trio of people full of affection in the classroom at noon. Now the two boys got together and secretly went to a hotel, so naturally she was the only one left.

"Squad leader, how does it feel to be alone in an empty room?" Lin Li walked over and sat down on Ding Sihan's desk, asking with a smile.

"It's very quiet. No one keeps poking me, patting me, or asking me questions. My learning efficiency is very high. I don't have to worry about someone playing with my hair even when I take a nap. It's very reassuring."

Chen Yuying raised her head, rubbed her cheeks with her fists, tilted her head slightly, blinked, and spoke with a smile.

"So Wang Yuezhi is so annoying and has such dirty hands? I have to say, squad leader, I feel the same as you, a very annoying person." Lin Li frowned when he heard this and nodded in agreement.

The more Lin Li thought about it, the angrier he became. Wang Yuezhi was such a bastard.

Chen Yuying: “?”

Is this understanding correct?
But soon Chen Yuying laughed out loud. This was a very diverse answer.

When Chen Yuying's laughter came, Lin Li looked at her again and said inducingly:

"Squad leader, let's not talk about Wang Yuezhi. The benefits of not having Wang Yuezhi are well known to everyone, so there's no need to say more. What I'm asking about is my part, the harm my absence has caused you. Note, it's harm."

“That’s a bit boring and uncomfortable.”

Facing Lin Li’s expectations, Chen Yuying smiled and nodded.

Without that elbow that touches me every few minutes, I can't look forward to completely unknown but definitely interesting words after the poke. It's boring.

Even if I squint for a while and turn my head sideways, I can't see that particularly guilty face. It's so boring.

By the way, why do I feel that Lin Li looks better?

As for efficiency, I am already so smart, what's the point of having such high efficiency? It doesn't matter if it is lower.

"Bingo!" Lin Li snapped his fingers and nodded contentedly: "This is what I want to hear. Say more next time. It's nice and I like it."

Chen Yuying tutted, then asked, "Lin Li, how are you doing? How's the progress? Can you perform the day after tomorrow?"

"You can always trust me, because I am invincible." Lin Li answered with a Colonel accent, then he remembered something and looked at Chen Yuying:
"By the way, monitor, can you help me with the clown makeup for the day after tomorrow?"

"Of course." Chen Yuying nodded and agreed, then asked with a smile: "But Lin Li, your own makeup effect won't be bad, right? Maybe it's better than mine."

The number one killer in the Qing Dynasty will always be the number one killer in her mind.

Lin Li laughed contemptuously, stretched out a finger and waved it in front of him, and explained seriously:

"Wrong, monitor. There is a big difference between drawing something funny and drawing something ridiculous."

“I hope I am funny, but I don’t want to be ridiculous. So although I was born with talent, I will use it if I can.”

Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying's mouth corners first slightly raised, and then she gently covered her mouth with her hands, trying to hide her smile.

"Tsk——" Her slightly trembling shoulders proved that she was trying very hard to hold back her laughter, but unfortunately her smile still quietly leaked out from between her fingers, softly echoing in the classroom.

"Do you have any objections, squad leader?" Lin Li was so angry at the laughter in such a cold weather that he trembled all over. He wondered if he could be fine at this time, so he asked with a sneer.

"Not at all." Chen Yuying smiled and shook her head, even raising her hand to salute playfully: "I got the task, then the day after tomorrow morning you can come early and wait for me on the first floor of our dormitory building? Or the classroom is also fine, I will bring my makeup stuff."

"Then you can stay downstairs in your dormitory. It's troublesome for you to bring things to the classroom. I can also use this opportunity to get a feel for the terrain of the female dormitory and scout the location in advance for future raids." Lin Li said immediately after hearing this.

Chen Yuying was already immune to such talk, so she just nodded and said, "Then let's meet downstairs. If there is anything else, you can talk to me on the phone later."

"OK."

"Lin Li." Someone patted his shoulder and called his name. Lin Li turned around and saw that it was the smiling Ding Sihan.

Mona Lisa's smile is worth a lot of money.

Ding Sihan's smile is dangerous.

"What's wrong, Xiao Dingding?" Lin Li asked puzzledly.

"Tell me, what's under your butt?" Ding Sihan kept smiling.

Lin Li looked down and replied, "Underwear for 1.8 yuan."

Ding Sihan: “?”

Would you wear it at this price?

Ding Sihan now believes that Lin Li has a rotten crotch.

But this is not the point now. Ding Sihan took a deep breath and asked, "What's under the underwear?"

"School pants for 1,800 yuan."

"What about under the school pants?"

"Then I don't know." Lin Li shook his head honestly and innocently.

"Then let me tell you, it's a shoe print." Facing the stupid students Lin Li, Ding Sihan was much gentler than Wang Yuezhi and chose to give an answer instead of insulting them.

"Haha, idiot." Hearing this, Lin Li jumped off Ding Sihan's desk, pointed at her desk first, then pointed at her, and laughed loudly: "It's obviously your desk under my school pants, there's no shoe print at all!"

"Haha, idiot."

"what--"

……

"Extraordinary, Ding Sihan should not be underestimated. She seems to be a person with super powers. She can predict the future."

Bai Bufan walked into the classroom with sleepy eyes, and saw Lin Li standing there patting his own trousers, giving him such a serious and earnest warning.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

(End of this chapter)