Chapter 254: An expert is an expert after all, and her research is very meaningful
Chapter 254: An expert is an expert after all, and her research is very meaningful
Wednesday.
After finishing his daily exercise, Lin Li rode his bike to school.
There is still one and a half months left before the two-month limit for Task 1, the Body Building Task.
After re-learning the Eight-Section Body Strengthening Exercise from the beginning, I do feel that I have gained new insights. When practicing, I can do more in-depth work on many details, especially the spiritual energy part.
The efficiency of utilizing spiritual energy and one's physical fitness are steadily improving.
Lin Li felt that if he faced Zhai Kai again now, he would not need to [charge up] and could end up in a draw, or at least a draw.
It's possible that one side will win.
There is still a month and a half left, and he can retrace his steps at least four or five times. Lin Li doesn't believe that he will not be able to meet the mission requirements after so many times.
It is worth mentioning that Qingzheng's Thunder Controlling Technique has also been further cultivated. After achieving minor success in Thunder Body, Lin Li can now gradually control the output of electric arcs from his body, such as gathering an electric ball in his palm.
Although it cannot last too long and its power is average, it is indeed a step forward in the technique and has the feeling of "thunder magic".
I am finally not just a simple power bank anymore.
The future is promising. There are no rivals anyway, so just take it slow.
——The Qingzheng Yulei Method has been used to electrocute mosquitoes and Bai Bufan.
Even the zombies were not immune to the electric shocks.
"A horse cannot tolerate a grain of sand in its eyes, because it also feels uncomfortable. The horse's eyes are always full of wisdom, as if it has experience to impart."
Lin Li was humming a song while riding his bike leisurely.
Lin Li was tired of singing "Spring Breeze Elf", but fortunately he had found another treasure song - "The World in the Horse's Eyes".
"There is sometimes shyness in a horse's eyes. When it is stroked, tears will flow from its eyes. When it finishes the fight,
"What does the world look like in the horse's eyes? Is it also looking for direction like me? No matter how many hardships and collisions I go through! My horse's eyes are always full of strength!" In the chorus, Lin Li sang loudly.
I dare not sing in a low voice, for fear that the people in heaven may not hear me.
When Bai Bufan shared this song with Lin Li last night, Lin Li immediately played it on repeat a hundred times and became a believer.
This song, written for horses, is so full of emotion that Lin Li, who has never touched or ridden a horse in his life, actually empathized with the song.
It can be regarded as another rising work in the Chinese music scene, proving that the Chinese music scene has completely ended its golden age and entered the silver-gold age.
The lyrics are thought-provoking. What is in the eyes of a horse?
Lin Li felt that those horses that were born to gallop on the grassland should have a desire and longing for grass in their eyes in today's modern society where only steel remains.
When they got closer to the school, Lin Li stopped singing.
Afraid of being heard by acquaintances.
The school's electric retractable door remained wide open today. After all, although the sports meet was not the school's open day, if parents of students wanted to come, they could still fill out a form and drive in to see the school.
Little slut, usually when you come you only open a small opening, why are you opening it so wide today?
hum.
"Lin Li: I'm at the school gate. Class monitor, eh?"
"Chen Yuying: Okay, I've got my things ready, I'll go downstairs now."
"Lin Li: OK."
Because the opening ceremony starts at 7:30, there is plenty of time reserved, and it is only a little past 5:40 now.
The campus was still shrouded in a thin layer of fog. It was even quieter downstairs in the girls' dormitory, with few people around, and only the occasional bird calls breaking the silence.
As for the dormitory door, the dormitory manager will open it at 5:30, so there is no conflict.
Lin Liche parked at the door and walked over, carrying five breakfasts for their dormitory today - one person didn't want to eat.
So from a distance, Lin Li saw Chen Yuying standing on the steps in front of the building, holding her makeup box in her hand.
Her long hair was casually draped over her shoulders. She was wearing a sky blue long-sleeved shirt, dark blue-green high-waisted straight pants, and a pair of white sneakers on her feet.
Like the fresh breeze in the autumn morning.
"Hello, I'm the delivery man." Lin Li walked over with a smile and then said, "Class monitor, why are you not wearing your school uniform again?"
"The days when we are not wearing school uniform are the ones we can cherish." Chen Yuying said with a smile while curling her hair.
"Have Ding Sihan and the others woke up?"
"Not yet, what's wrong?"
"Then I am the first person to appreciate this outfit today. No wonder today is a good day to go out. Good luck is here." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Unfortunately, no. Our dormitory manager has already praised me just now." Chen Yuying said regretfully.
“What’s your dormitory manager’s TikTok ID? I’ve hired a team of breadwinners to deal with her.” Lin Li got angry when he heard that.
"Flowers bloom and fortunes come, the Douyin account is the phone number, this one at the door, if you are too lazy to search, I can share it with you directly."
Chen Yuying pointed to a column at the door, which contained the information of the dormitory’s security officer.
This is clearly an act of aiding and abetting others in committing violence, but he downplayed it so lightly, even with a smile on his face.
Humph, no matter how good she looks on the outside, the squad leader is still a bad woman at heart.
Lin Li followed Chen Yuying into the dormitory building. Unfortunately, there was no emperor or red-haired ominous creature in this restricted area for boys. It was no different from the boys' dormitory building.
The dormitory manager that Lin Li was planning to cyberbully lived in the room closest to the door on the first floor. At this moment, the sound and smell of cooking smoke came from the room.
"Do you want to have breakfast first?" Lin Li asked.
"No, put on your makeup first."
Chen Yuying pointed to the empty table and chairs on the first floor and said to Lin Li.
"Alright, I'll leave this 1,800-pound face of mine to you."
"The face skin weighs only about 100-130 grams, and yuan per kilogram is only more than yuan. Ask for a higher price next time." Chen Yuying opened the box and took out cosmetics such as foundation, eye shadow and lipstick while smiling and reminding.
"It has to be cheap. Otherwise, how can I be so shameless every time? If it's more expensive, I can't afford the embarrassment."
After Lin Li sat down, Chen Yuying rubbed some primer on and began to apply it on Lin Li's face.
Reach out and touch.
Her fingers gently stroked Lin Li's cheek, bringing a hint of coolness. At that moment, both of them seemed to tremble slightly.
The refreshing light fragrance lingered around the nose as the girl's body approached.
Lin Li widened his eyes and looked closely. Chen Yuying's face was flawless.
What about the acne of youth.
Are all your hard work on your skincare routine every night killing it?
Thinking of Chen Yuying's nighttime skin care routine and time, Lin Li felt it made sense.
She deserves this face.
Admiring Chen Yuying's face from a close distance, Lin Li suddenly shook his head slightly, with a hint of anger in his eyes.
What kind of art palace is the Louvre? It didn't even accept Chen Yuying's face, and yet you think you're the best?
I went home tonight and looked for the Louvre’s TikTok account, and I cyber-bullied it together with my dorm manager.
It's just something that comes handy anyway.
As long as Nansang Middle School gives the order, Lin Li is willing to support it as the new top art palace.
The urge to pinch Chen Yuying's cheek revived as he looked at her.
Where’s the butt, where’s Bai Bufan’s butt, please save it!
Unlike Lin Li who was thick-skinned and could look at Chen Yuying without any concealment, Chen Yuying only stared at him for a moment and immediately looked away. Her long and dense eyelashes trembled like cicada wings in summer.
Steady breathing suppressed the faint blush. Chen Yuying held and fixed Lin Li's face with her left palm, and began to put on makeup with her right hand, her eyes focused.
Both were very focused.
"Don't move around from now on." Chen Yuying said gently.
"The heart can't move either? It's a bit difficult, but I'll try." In order to prevent his lungs from moving, Lin Li, who had already stopped breathing, began to pinch his left chest, trying to stop his heart from moving.
Chen Yuying: “?”
Seeing Lin Li's face gradually turning blue, Chen Yuying blinked, put away her hand, tilted her head and looked at him. In Lin Li's increasingly surprised and questioning eyes, she clenched her fist and waved it down, smiling and encouraging:
"Yeah, that's right, you can't move. Come on, tell me when you stop."
Lin Li: “Huh?”
It’s not that there are fewer bad people, it’s that bad people have changed!
Which bastard made Chen Yuying like this!
Being able to do such a thing makes him look like a guy who was born by a mother but not raised by a father.
"Squad leader, you said you can put on makeup, but you didn't tell me in advance that you are an undertaker and can only put on makeup for dead people!?" Lin Li couldn't hold it in any longer.
"No more playing, monitor. I don't want you to put makeup on me. Where's Ding Sihan? Has she gotten up yet? Where's the dormitory manager? Does she know how to put makeup on?"
"Okay, don't move, the real thing has begun." Chen Yuying said with a smile, "If you feel itchy anywhere, tell me."
"Will you scratch it for me? Hey, don't tell me, I suddenly feel all over my body..."
"I'm letting you scratch yourself."
"——I don't feel itchy anywhere."
Time flies like an arrow. The years pass by like a shuttle.
Chen Yuying let out a long sigh, patted her hands that were stained with some makeup, and took a step back.
"look up."
"Lower your head."
"Turn your head left, turn your head right."
Looking at her work carefully, Chen Yuying nodded with satisfaction: "Okay."
"Very good, squad leader, at least you didn't say anything like asking me to go around in circles." Lin Li stood up and said with a smile.
There was a mirror on the wall on the first floor of the dormitory. Lin Li walked over and took a look.
Her face was covered with white foundation, exaggerated blue diamond-shaped eyeshadow was painted around her eyes, and a huge, exaggerated red smiley face was outlined at the corners of her mouth.
But it wasn't as funny or ridiculous as expected.
Lin Li's makeup made him look not like a circus clown, but more like a movie clown that would kill people, especially when Lin Li didn't smile and showed a fierce look.
Even kind of handsome.
"Perfect." After admiring it for a few minutes, Lin Li gave Chen Yuying a thumbs up.
"As long as you're satisfied."
Chen Yuying nodded, crossed her hands behind her back, and still had the joy of being praised. "Okay, monitor, you can take the breakfast upstairs. If it gets colder, it won't taste good. I'm going to the boys' dormitory to change clothes. See you in the playground later." After putting the makeup remover he had borrowed into his schoolbag, Lin Li lifted it up and put it on his back, saying.
"it is good."
Chen Yuying nodded, waved goodbye to Lin Li, then went upstairs with her breakfast.
Lin Li went to the men's dormitory to change clothes and put on a wig.
On the way there, I took a few selfies with my phone.
Lin Li is so handsome.
No wonder the three elements of photography are portrait, portrait and portrait.
How could I have had this much confidence when I was a young boy?
I feel like the kind of person who browses the forum for a long time without seeing myself, and then turns around to see that all the confessions are photos.
Did the image attractiveness really only increase by 30% instead of 300%?
Lin Li had to share it.
"Lin Li: Sister Min, are you awake?"
"Wu Min: No money."
"Lin Li:?"
"Lin Li: "Pictures", who asked you for money? I just wanted you to enjoy your son's gorgeous face."
"Wu Min: Not bad, pretty handsome. Did you attend the sports meet?"
Although Wu Min seldom went home, she would call Lin Li every weekend, so she was naturally aware of things like the sports meet.
"Lin Li: Yes, Mom, I suddenly feel that I am suitable for dyeing my hair green. I want to dye it during the winter vacation. At worst, I can get a haircut when school starts."
Green is still too conservative. Lin Li feels that he can now handle the colorful black.
"Wu Min: Forget it. I heard from an expert that dyeing your hair will affect your height. You are not old enough yet."
"Lin Li: ?Mom, what marketing account are you looking at again? What crappy expert? What does dyeing your hair have to do with your height?"
"Lin Li: Mom, if you believe this, when you are old and want to buy health care products, just buy them from me. You will definitely buy them. It would be better for us to keep the wealth within the family and help Xiling increase its GDP."
"Wu Min: Your mother is not stupid. I am the expert. If you dare to dye it green, I will break your legs."
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Damn, what the experts said is true this time.
Does dyeing your hair really affect your height, or does it affect you by half a meter at a time?
Wu Min can indeed be considered an expert.
Because a PhD is actually an expert in a field and is not erudite, so a PhD should be called a college degree.
So working backwards, Wu Min's college degree naturally makes him an expert.
Since the experts said so, Lin Li had no choice but to give up his plan to have a green hair during the winter vacation.
After all, his height is a great weapon for him to attack the boys in his class, and it is still useful.
"Knock knock knock." At the dormitory door.
"Lin Li, it's you." It was Bai Bufan who opened the door, still with sleepy eyes.
"Why so serious?" Lin Li asked with a grin.
Bai Bufan: "Ah? Uh? Um, that...I'm fine, thank you. And you?"
Lin Li: "?"
Uneducated people are really scary.
It's a waste of time talking to this idiot.
"The sun is already shining on your butt, and you're still sleeping. Get up, get out of the way, and give me a place to change clothes." Lin Li threw the schoolbag directly on Zhou Baowei's stomach while he sat down to take off his shoes while urging him.
Zhou Baowei sat up and raised his middle finger. He was used to it.
Besides, what does it have to do with you if the sun shines on your butt? You don’t need photosynthesis.
Bai Bufan, who was standing aside, stared at Lin Li's face for a long time, feeling a little sour.
What he wants to see is the clown, not the clown.
"Lin Li, I really want to hit you if you do this. I feel like you are provoking me." Bai Bufan ate a lemon, "Do you know that I am actually the successor of Batman and Spider-Man? I inherited half of their mantles.
You are now wearing clown makeup in front of me, which is undoubtedly a provocation."
"Aren't your parents and uncle still alive? What legacy did you inherit?" Lin Li raised his eyes and asked.
Bai Bufan: “…”
"What part do you inherit by default?"
"Stupid and foolish! What I inherited was Batman's lack of superpowers and Spiderman's lack of money." Bai Bufan explained.
Lin Li: "..."
"How is it that what you inherited is better than what I assumed?"
Bai Bufan then wailed, “It’s okay if you don’t have superpowers, but you, a newly rich guy, will never understand the pain of being penniless.
Zeyu, you like digital products. I am planning to change my headphones recently. Do you have any recommendations for new headphones that cost around 10 yuan?"
Qin Zeyu, who was brushing his teeth and rinsing his mouth: "(；☉_☉)?"
A brand new thousand-dollar headset for around ten bucks?
This is no longer a question of whether or not you understand digital technology.
What Bai Bufan said might be human language, but it is unlikely that Bai Bufan could speak human language.
"You have inherited the mantle. Didn't your mentor teach you how to solve problems? You should also inherit the art of the entertainment industry!
Didn't Spider-Man make a living by being a welfare girl? When he ran out of money, he took pictures of himself in uniform and sold them to the media to support his family. "Lin Li pointed out a clear way after hearing this.
The sea is such a wonderful thing. You can look at it when you are happy and jump into it when you are sad. You can go into it if you have no money and go into it if you have money.
"Stop criticizing Spider-Man. There is a fundamental difference between Spider-Man and a welfare girl. He doesn't have any talent." Bai Bufan got angry when he heard this and defended Spider-Man.
"Reasonable."
Lin Li nodded, thinking that his thinking was indeed a bit narrow.
Spider-Man can only be considered a fake welfare girl.
After all, he is the only character in the two-dimensional world who has no origin. Dong Zhuo and Emushi have origins, but Spider-Man doesn't. Alas, how miserable he is.
At this time, Zhou Baowei, who had just gone to the toilet, poked his head out and said, "Bai Bufan!"
"What's wrong?" Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes vigilantly.
"Is the urine you left in the squat toilet still useful? If it's not useful, I'll flush it away for you. If it's useful, I'll help you get a mouthwash cup to hold it." Zhou Baowei said innocently.
Everyone else in the dormitory laughed.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Damn, I just forgot to flush it. Why don't you just flush it for me?" Bai Bufan roared.
"I still have to ask, after all, this is your personal property." Zhou Baowei was very polite and retracted his words after he finished speaking.
"So respectful."
Lin Li was touched by the bond between the two dormitories.
That's respect.
That's recognition.
"I have a grudge against this guy. Last time he took a shit and didn't flush it, I asked him if he was using the squat toilet as a rice cooker to keep warm for midnight snacks. Now he has the chance."
Bai Bufan sighed.
Lin Li had also changed into his clown suit. The rented clothes were of a one-size-fits-all size, so it was impossible to fit them, as they were a little too big.
But fortunately, the character of the Joker can be explained in any way.
If it is too big and loose, you will be a clown in disarray; if it is too small and tight, you will be a social spiritual clown.
I accompanied Bai Bufan and the others to the cafeteria for breakfast. After breakfast, the classic "Athletes' March" from the sports meet was already ringing everywhere in the Nansang campus.
All the teachers and students in the school began to go to the playground.
When I found my seat in the class, another clown was already standing in line.
Zhuangshan is not terrible, whoever is ugly is embarrassed.
Anyway, Lin Li is not embarrassed.
Wang Yuezhi was not embarrassed either.
After examining Lin Li from head to toe for a while, Wang Yuezhi shook his head with regret and pity:
"Lin Li, you will never understand the soul of a clown, and you will never become a clown."
Now there is no need to worry about Lin Li not studying with him and going to be alone with Chen Yuying, so Wang Yuezhi does not need to pamper Lin Li as much as he did in the past two days.
Say what you have to say!
"Especially with your makeup, it's totally humorless."
Lin Li hesitated to speak.
Forget it.
Lin Li was afraid that if he revealed that the makeup was done by Chen Yuying, it would give Wang Yuezhi's friend another clown material.
At this time, girls from other classes passed by Class 4 of Grade 1.
I walked only a few meters.
A faint voice came from the direction they left.
"Wow, did you see that clown just now? He's so handsome. The clown next to him is a great clown."
"..."
"..."
Hearing this, Lin Li turned his head and scratched the back of his head. He felt embarrassed by the compliment, hehe.
Wang Yuezhi turned his head and scratched the back of his head when he heard that. He felt embarrassed by the compliment, hehe.
(End of this chapter)