Chapter 255 Don't worry about these things for now, just tell me whether you want to remember i
Chapter 255 Don't worry about these things for now, just tell me whether you want to remember it or not
"The entrance ceremony is about to begin, go line up on the playground."
Wang Ze, who was holding a class sign and wearing a doll costume, came over and greeted all four classes.
The entrance ceremony follows the order from freshman to senior year. There are only three classes and the national flag, school sign and other guards of honor in front of Class 4, so Class 4 just needs to go directly to the runway and wait.
Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi, the two little scandals, immediately took their performance props and walked to the front of the team, just behind Wang Ze.
"Hey, Lin Li, this face is very handsome. Who is responsible for this?"
As a white bear passed by, Ding Sihan's voice came out teasingly from inside.
Wang Yuezhi was surprised. Whose credit was it? It must be Lin Li himself. How could it be someone else?
Lin Li smiled calmly: "Isn't being handsome inevitable? There are two kinds of people in the world that are most fascinating, one is like me, and the other is like me."
Ding Sihan: “?”
"Can you be more disgusting?" Ding Sihan took off her hood because she had to let Lin Li see her twitching mouth and the disgusting expression on her face.
"Yes, sister. Yes, of course."
When seeing Lin Li's expression that said "You asked for this so I won't be polite", Ding Sihan's heart skipped a beat.
Buho!!
Quickly, cover your ears——
That's too late.
"There are two kinds of handsome guys, one has a bad memory, and the other I forgot."
"There used to be two handsome guys in my hometown village, but after I came to Xiling to study, there are no more handsome guys, because I am worth two."
"Sorry, I'm not very good at speaking charmingly, but fortunately, charmingly, I'm speaking, der!"
"..."
Lin Li clicked his tongue after each sentence and shook his head vigorously, causing the green wig to fly everywhere, sometimes covering the left side of his face, sometimes covering the right side. Anyway, he only used one eye to see the world.
Shamatte also has its spring.
"vomit--"
"vomit--"
In the fragrance of rice flowers, I talked about Pi Yan and heard the sound of vomiting.
The scabby prince Wang Ze simply dropped his class sign, ran over unable to bear it any longer, and gave a Leo flying kick.
"Leo Flying Kick!"
Unfortunately, the doll costume restricted the range of his limbs' movements, and a flying kick was only ten centimeters off the ground, not even as high as his penis.
"Wait Leo, as long as that adult's plan succeeds, all of you Ultramen will be destroyed." Lin Li looked at Wang Ze and sneered.
"Thank you Lin Li. The breakfast you bought today was a bit too much. I felt a little full this morning. Now that I vomited it out, I feel much better." Ding Sihan patted Lin Li's shoulder, put the hood back on, and sighed.
"Haha, these words have no offensive power at all. Sister, are you acting like a spoiled child to me?" Lin Li sneered.
"Wanqiu! Come over here and help!"
Upon hearing this, Ding Sihan asked the class team for help.
Qu Wanqiu used one word to let Lin Li know what attack power was.
"Hey!"
The kick was very aggressive.
"dumb--"
A classic, long, tinnitus-filled sound on the campus radio.
Then the music of the Athletes' March began to fade, and the announcer's voice appeared:
“Dear leaders, teachers, and dear students, hello!
On this sunny and passionate day, we ushered in the 51st Campus Track and Field Games of Nansang Middle School!
The opening ceremony is now starting! All class teams please take your positions and prepare to enter! "
All classes are already in place or in line.
"…At this moment, the national flag team is marching solemnly with firm steps. Let us welcome them with the warmest applause!
The national flag is the symbol of the motherland and the pride of the nation..."
With the announcer's voice, the entrance officially began.
Wang Yuezhi seemed a little nervous. He got on his unicycle and started the final process confirmation.
Lin Li learned how to use a unicycle in two days, but since there was no convenient shop to rent one near the school, he simply gave up.
It's fine for the two of them to just perform their own parts, there's no tacit understanding anyway.
"It's our turn."
Among the first three classes, only Class 2 had a short performance, so it was soon Class 4's turn.
"Now walking towards us is Class 4 of Senior 1. They are marching to the rhythm of youth, holding class signs with stars painted on them, showing the youthfulness and sharpness unique to young boys and girls!
Their slogan is - Class 4, Class 4! Class 4, Class 4, eh? Class 4, Class 4? Class 4, Class 4..."
Eight classes in four had four different emotions read out by the announcer.
Next to the podium, Xue Jian was holding a camera, waiting to take photos and videos of the class, while thinking about where to smoke a cigarette later: "(；☉_☉)?"
What kind of bullshit slogan just entered my ears?
Whose class?
Class 4?
"Class four, class four!" Wang Ze started loudly as he approached the podium.
"Class four, class four, class four, class four! Class four, class four, class four!"
The students in Class 4 told Nansang Middle School and Xue Jian in passionate words that this was not the announcer's fault.
That's their class slogan.
Xue Jian: “…”
When I turned my head, I happened to see Principal Wang looking at me with a look that made him want to laugh but felt he shouldn't.
Xue Jian took a deep breath and looked up at the sky.
Lin Li!!
Bai Bufan!!
After the announcer finished reading the slogan, there was a brief and rare silence, and then he became excited again:
"Ah, this, this is... this is a declaration of courage to break the routine! Each of the four seemingly repetitive sounds hides different emotions. One is the beating of a war drum, two is the sound of thunder breaking through the sky! Three is the sound of a gust of wind sweeping across the formation, and four is the sound of triumph!
This seemingly repetitive shout is actually a declaration from Class 4 of Grade 1 to the whole school: they will create infinite possibilities with pure passion!
Let us respond to this ‘rebellious’ cohesion with applause!”
The students and teachers suddenly realized.
Is this what it means?
Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
Although the announcer was not serious - it was obvious that he had not read the draft in advance, otherwise he would not have been so confused when he read it just now - but he was indeed talented and was able to translate Class 4's slogan into a meaning that none of them had expected.
……
In the broadcasting room, the sweaty announcer wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Damn, I finally got through it.
Class 4 of Grade 1, I hate you.
Then he immediately picked up the newsletter of Class 5 and began to carefully check whether there were any students in the subsequent classes who also did not like to speak human language.
……
Class 4’s performance was quite good.
As the opening ceremony progressed, the classes watching the performance in front of the rostrum took turns. When Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi performed with other students, they heard a lot of cheers and applause, and no accidents occurred during the performance.
After the scheduled performance, Class 4 continued to march in front of the rostrum.
As they walked toward the playground, the team immediately relaxed and everyone started talking and laughing.
Xue Jian had been waiting here for a long time.
He sighed and went straight to the class clown and asked, "Lin Li, what's wrong with our class slogan?"
Lin Li: "?"
Why didn't you ask Wang Ze or Wang Yuezhi, but just asked yourself?
I understand. Xue Jian discriminates against people with the surname Wang.
The teacher's ethics are worrying.
But after hearing Xue Jian's question, Lin Li asked expectantly:
"Teacher, what do you think of this slogan? Is it memorable and novel? It's much better than those overused slogans in other classes, such as overcoming all obstacles and striving for first place... It's much better than these?"
"Who came up with this slogan?" This is what Xue Jian wants to confirm now.
"I came up with the first eight words, and Bai Bufan came up with the last eight words. It was the result of our joint efforts.
But if it is published, my name must be written as the first author. Bai Bufan is at most the second author, and his contribution is not as great as mine. I am the first credit." Lin Li's tone was modest, but his content was proud.
Xue Jian smiled.
By the way, is an accident that is not unexpected at all still an accident?
You are publishing a paper here, and I have already told you who are the first and second authors.
First-class merit? Headache merit!
"Teacher, what's the matter?" Chen Yuying saw Xue Jian questioning Lin Li, so she walked up quickly to ask.
"It's okay, just ask about the class slogan." Xue Jian responded.
The tone seemed completely different. Lin Li was unsure and listened again.
"So... why did you let the class use such a slogan?" Xue Jian looked at Lin Li again.
Now Lin Li was sure that the tone was indeed different.
Facing the question, Lin Li smiled slightly, looked at Xue Jian firmly, and spoke in a calm but confident tone:
"Teacher, a strong man does not need fancy decorations; his name is the strongest golden signboard.
Just like when Jordan shoots, he is the god of basketball; when Li Bai speaks, he is the immortal poet; when Lin Li speaks, he is the dream of thousands of girls...
We, Class 4, don't need fancy words. Just the two words "Class 4" are enough to make our opponents feel in awe! Teacher, you know, we won three first places in the fun events.
Teacher, ask anyone in the school, who doesn't know that Nansang Middle School has a Grade 14 class, and no matter in the past, present or future, there will only be one Grade 14 class! ? "
Lin Li was dignified, his words were sonorous and powerful, his voice was mighty, and there was light in his eyes.
If the youth are strong, the country will be strong. If Lin Li is strong, the girl will lean on the wall!
Xue Jian: “?”
No?
What b talk.
You should find someone outside the school to ask. He or she should know that there is only one Class 4 of Grade 1 in Nansang Middle School!
If the school had two Grade 14 classes, the Education Bureau would have sent someone to call and ask if Principal Wang was ill! But Xue Jian had to admit one thing.
The name of a strong person is indeed the best golden signboard.
Now, whenever someone mentioned the name Lin Li, he felt his heart skip a beat and began to subconsciously calculate his retirement time. He felt fear and wanted to escape.
It is indeed a deterrent.
Hearing this reason, Xue Jian seemed a little helpless, then looked at Chen Yuying and sighed, "So our class has decided on this slogan?"
Chen Yuying nodded: "The class voted, the minority obeys the majority, and everyone thinks it is acceptable, so let's choose this one."
Xue Jian: “…”
Xue Jian never participated in these activities. Firstly, he was not interested in them at his age, and secondly, he wanted to give Class 4 autonomy, so he really didn't know.
It turns out that it wasn't just the efforts of Lin Li and Bai Bufan alone, but more than half of the class agreed to use this slogan?
My own class...
Xue Jian looked up at the sky.
I am really looking forward to the class division next year.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan, the teacher is really reluctant to see you leave.
After complaining to himself for a while, Xue Jian came back to his senses, nodded to Chen Yuying, and said apologetically: "Yuying, thank you for helping the teacher lead this class."
"No, it's okay."
Chen Yuying responded softly after hearing this.
She also lowered her head and rubbed the grass inside the playground with the toe of her canvas shoes guiltily.
But teacher, I... I also voted in favor.
To be precise, Chen Yuying's entire dormitory voted in favor of this title.
Noticing Lin Li's teasing snicker beside him, it was obvious that he also realized this.
So Chen Yuying used the tip of her shoe, which was dyed slightly green, to quietly leave a mark on the side of Lin Li's shoe.
It’s all your fault.
Do not laugh.
……
But Xue Jian had to admit it.
When the entrance ceremony was over, he listened to the slogans of sixty classes, but in the end, he only remembered the slogans of four classes.
It would be better if Lin Li and Bai Bufan used their intelligence in studying and playing games instead of being unkind. Alas.
"Raise the flag, play the song, and salute the flag!"
"..."
"The ceremony is over."
Although most high school students salute with their eyes on the ground, many people still maintain the habit of saluting. Therefore, when the word "salute" is uttered, the sound of hands clapping on clothes in unison can still be heard on the playground.
After the national anthem, the school leaders gave speeches.
"Next, please invite the director of political education, Mr. Ji Xiaofei, to give us a speech."
“Dear teachers and dear students, the autumn breeze brings coolness and the sweet osmanthus fragrance fills the air. In this golden October full of harvest and hope…”
Of course, what I say are those useless words that I have to say.
"Why do you feel that after we are banned from using mobile phones, we will have to listen to these speeches? They are so boring." Bai Bufan had nothing to do and was so bored that he snapped his fingers while asking Lin Lidao beside him.
Although mobile phones are allowed during the sports meet, the school prohibits using them while leaders are speaking on the opening ceremony stage.
There will be many teachers patrolling back and forth in the playground under the stage.
Lin Li, who had already returned to the back of the class, shrugged his shoulders when he heard this: "You can play secretly. There are so many people on the playground today, so it's hard to catch you."
Normally, the third year of high school is in an independent campus, and their morning meetings and exercises are also held on the basketball court of that campus. So under normal circumstances, the playground is occupied by only the first and second year students, but today there are half as many people.
"Forget it. I can still tell the difference between what is more important and what is less important."
Bai Bufan looked around and said angrily after hearing that.
If the teacher catches a child playing with his cell phone, the best case scenario is a warning and a reprimand, but the teacher will confiscate the cell phone for the rest of the week if the student is seriously injured.
If you are caught by the dean of the first year class, the phone may not be returned until the end of the semester.
Bai Bufan raised his head and forced himself to listen for a while, then he finally found something interesting and looked at Lin Li in surprise:
"Lin Li, I've discovered that the official language used in meetings is actually quite lewd."
Lin Li: "?"
Can this be sexy?
"Elaborate."
"Think about it, when you are in a meeting, do you like to say -
No, no, no! Yes, yes, yes!
Push forward vigorously...! Go deeper...! Still more, still more!
Hold high, speed up, push forward... persist, grasp with both hands, be firm... grasp hard, strive hard, advance vigorously...
Finally, it’s bang bang! "
Bai Bufan began to describe excitedly with a strange tone. Students from other classes heard the sound and looked over several times.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Who said Bai Bufan is not a genius?
When Mr. Bai was meeting with Mrs. Bai, did he ever think that his accidental explosion would lead to the birth of a demon child?
A movie starring Bai Bufan might even gross tens of billions of yuan.
"Awesome." That's all Lin Li could say.
“…Finally, I wish all the athletes to perform at their best and in style! I wish this Games a complete success! Thank you all!”
The director of political education finally finished speaking, and just as Bai Bufan had expected, everyone began to applaud.
I clapped so many times, but only this time it was sincere and heartfelt.
"Okay, now please allow the vice-president to give a speech to everyone." The announcer continued.
The applause stopped abruptly.
"Everyone welcomes you with applause!"
The applause resumed, but it was weak and muted.
Lin Li looked up and then swallowed his saliva: "Your mother, there are five teachers on the stage. Don't they all have to speak once?"
Bai Bufan stood on tiptoe to get a better view of the whole scene, and after seeing it clearly, he also saw that it was a horrible sight.
"Damn! No wonder there were no projects in the morning! I was wondering what to do with the rest of the time, it turns out they had calculated everything!"
"sad!"
Time flies, but it’s not over yet.
The years are passing by, but it’s not over yet.
Time passed quickly and a new teacher started speaking, but the class was not over yet.
Even though there are so many of them, they are a bit boring.
"Bufan, how was the fun?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes and approached Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes and moved away from Lin Li.
Are you serious about taking a half step back? Such a small action can cause such great harm.
"I won't harm you this time." Lin Li had to add.
"What do you say."
"It's simple, just do it."
Lin Li laughed, and then suddenly started clapping.
Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then his eyes lit up, he immediately understood, and started applauding.
The applause from the two of them seemed very abrupt when only the person above was speaking, so students from not only their own class but also other classes looked over.
The crowd didn't understand for a while, but then some people got the idea and started to applaud.
And so it was passed on, until the applause grew louder and louder, and more genuine than before.
Principal Wang on the stage: “?”
He looked down at what he had just said.
"It's a nice day today."
Eh?
Is there anything to applaud about this?
After the applause died down, Principal Wang continued: "We gather in the name of the movement—"
"Snap, snap, snap!!!"
Principal Wang: “?”
"Join the 51st——"
"Snap, snap, snap!!"
There was laughter mixed in with the applause, and Principal Wang had already realized that the students had done it on purpose.
Principal Wang narrowed his eyes. Instead of calling for a stop, he continued speaking, but he was actually staring at the people below.
You little bastards, I've wanted to scold you two for a long time, but never had the chance. I must catch you today.
So, when the applause sounded again.
Principal Wang narrowed his sharp eyes, searched below, and found it! !
The source of the applause was indeed Class 1-4 of Senior High School... Eh? Why wasn't it Class 4?
Classes 12 and 13 were the first to applaud.
What about Class 4? What is Class 4 doing?
Principal Wang looked at the line where Class 4 was and found the back row.
Then there was silence.
He saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan.
It turned out that these two guys were not the leaders and they weren't even clapping.
They just... spread their palms and raised them on both sides of their heads, tilted their necks slightly forward, and jumped happily on the spot with an expression as if they were crying.
Principal Wang: “…”
I treat you two as bad students, and you two treat me as the sun?
(End of this chapter)