Chapter 256: The terrorist denominator lives downstairs from the terrorists, which is terrifying whe

Chapter 256: The terrorist denominator lives downstairs from the terrorists, which is terrifying whe

Chapter 256: The terrorist denominator lives downstairs from the terrorists, which is terrifying when you think about it

"Fuck, Lin Li, you have something."

Bai Bufan looked at several students in the class who were being scolded by the grade director and class teacher of the first year of high school, and said with emotion that he had escaped death.

After all, in the first few rounds, the culprits who took the lead in applauding were Lin Li and himself.

But when the principal started his fourth speech, he wanted to continue applauding, but Lin Li stopped him with his hand.

——"Listen to my advice. If you continue playing, you will be scolded. Now the pace has picked up and someone will take the lead from us. It makes more sense for us to change to something else to play now."

Lin stood forward with his belly puffed out, his hands behind his back, and gave an order: "The second floor must be built on top of the first floor."

This is mind-blowing content!

"General! General! General!" Bai Bufan's body's instinctive reaction made him enter loyalty mode, and he cried excitedly.

"Wrong, it's the principal! The principal! The principal!"

Then things turned into what they are now.

The head teacher came out to maintain order, and the people who had led the applause were scolded harshly. The real culprit, Lin Li, hid his achievements and fame.

"That's not nonsense." Lin Li turned his head slightly proudly when he heard Bai Bufan's praise, and the corners of his mouth curled into Nike: "You are just born under 18 years old now. When you are born under 18 years old in the future, you will also have a keen sixth sense like me."

Bai Bufan felt sad and lamented:

"Lin Li, it would be very sad to be born in the same era as you."

"Those who respect and admire you are as high as a mountain and can only look up to you for the rest of their lives. Those who envy and hate you are far behind you, and those who hate and are hostile to you are heartbroken."

Lin Li: "?"

It seems like he is bragging about himself. Not sure. Let me listen again.

"Where is your copy of 'Bitch'?"

Lin Li suddenly realized that this was a compliment to Cao Ci from Jian Lai, so he immediately got into the role and looked at Bai Bufan:
“Although your foundation in the third realm is still quite different from mine, I think you, Bai Bufan, have a chance to catch up with me.”

Xue Jian: “This is a very high evaluation.”

After rehearsing their lines, the three of them looked at each other and burst into laughter. They finally found enough fun in this boring speech session.

"Hahaha--"

"Hahaha--"

"what."

Wait Oo?

Lin Li and Bai Bufan suddenly stopped smiling and looked at each other.

——Why the hell are there three people?

……

"So boring." Ding Sihan held the head of the white bear doll in front of her body, used her palm to block the little sunlight in front of her eyes, looked at the chattering teacher on the stage, and said to Chen Yuying.

"There's nothing we can do about that. Just wait." Chen Yuying said with a smile.

A familiar laugh was heard from the back of the class, and Chen Yuying subconsciously turned around to look.

"What are they laughing at?" Ding Sihan also turned around, and after seeing clearly, he sighed, "I should have gone to the back row to play with them. Listening to their crosstalk is definitely more fun than standing here as a punishment. Even Xue Jian is laughing, it must be very interesting."

"Eh? Xue Jian?"

When Lin Li and Bai Bufan stopped smiling, the smiles shifted to Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's faces.

Then the two saw Lin Li walking towards them.

If you keep thinking about it, will there be a response?

"What's wrong?" Chen Yuying asked curiously after getting closer.

"Squad leader, do you know the theory of risk diversification?" Upon hearing this, Lin Li tugged at the collar of his clown suit and spoke with a little pride:
"By dispersing important people in different locations or on different means of transportation, we can avoid collective losses caused by a single incident and ensure that in extreme cases, the leadership of an organization, enterprise or even a country will not be wiped out and can maintain normal operations."

"Let me give you a classic example. It is said that there are only three people who know the formula of Coca-Cola, and these three people never take the same plane at the same time. The example is not authentic, but it should help you understand."

"And Teacher Xue is well aware of this. He just realized that Bai Bufan and I, two such important people to Class 4, actually appeared at the end of the class team at the same time in a sports meet where there were all kinds of people and terrorists could sneak into Nansang Middle School at any time.

Think about it, at this moment, if a plane suddenly mistook us for twin towers and attacked the back row of Team 4, then Bai Bufan and I would be in trouble at the same time.

It’s terrifying to think about it. If it happens, it will be an “October 10” incident that will shock China and the world. Just thinking about this scene makes me tremble all over and feel terrified.

So, in order to prevent Class 4 from being unable to function without Bai Bufan and me, Teacher Xue asked me to roll to the front of the class team, away from Bai Bufan. "

Lin Li carefully explained the pros and cons to Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, using both his hands and words, and with real emotion, fearing that the two would not understand.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: “?”

After being stunned for a moment, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan both lowered their heads and laughed.

This guy is here again!

Why can such a thing be described like this!

If this was a sentence shortening question in Chinese, then the answer would probably be "Teacher Xue told me to roll to the front." It's that simple, right?
Never mind, after all, there are so many of them, it’s normal.

"Keep going forward and get to the front." Xue Jian urged from behind with a dark face.

"Teacher, can I just stand here?" Lin Li stayed beside Chen Yuying and looked at Xue Jian for advice.

The sun is so cold today, but Xue Jian’s smile is so warm.

Lin Li shuddered and could only give them a look that said "it's a pity for the two of you" and then continued to roll forward happily.

……

"It seems that in Xue Jian's eyes, you are water and Bufan is sodium. The combination of the two of you is explosive."

Wang Ze, the bald boy who was holding the class sign at the front, commented with a smile after listening to Lin Li's narration of the incident who suddenly appeared behind him to support him.

"Whatever, Garner."

Lin Li spoke first, then frowned and corrected something important: "How can I be water? I am definitely not water, I am sodium."

"What do you mean? There's a lot of extraordinary water? Have you tried it? Damn, you're eating alone!" Wang Ze teased when he heard it.

"Bai Bufan is a creature that boils when it is boiled. If it's not water, then what else could it be but water?" Lin Li asked in surprise.

It's different for me. The result of opening it myself is now... No, it doesn't count as opening if it's not closed. I haven't opened it yet.

Wang Ze: “…”

"Okay, I'll help you convey it." Wang Ze said with a smile.

Time flies like an arrow.

Finally, sincere applause rang out again. After all the teachers finished their speeches, a student in school uniform came on stage.

"On behalf of all the athletes, I solemnly swear: In this school sports meeting, we will strictly abide by the rules of the game, obey the referee's decision, respect our opponents, and respect the audience..."

"On behalf of all the judges, I solemnly swear..."

After the oath, the microphone returned to Principal Wang.

"I declare that the 51st Nansang Middle School Track and Field Games is officially open!"

Two colorful smoke bombs shot up into the sky from both sides of the rostrum. Then, more than a dozen peace doves, representing beautiful wishes, appeared from nowhere and circled in the sky.

"It looks good." Wang Ze took off his headgear to admire it.

"I hope these pigeons are not released from the cage just because they are full." Lin Lizhe was a little worried.

"Thank you, it's not good-looking anymore." The threat from Tianshi made Wang Ze put his hood back on silently and turned back to say unhappily.

"I want to go to the pier to get some French fries for lunch."

“That’s a fucking seagull, but Lin Li, you know, pigeons die after mating,” Wang Ze said.

"This is not just trivia but wild knowledge. Who told you that male and female pigeons have to take turns incubating eggs?" Lin Li questioned casually.

"But the ones I used were all dead." Wang Ze said innocently.

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

So it was mating with you?

That's pretty damning indeed.

Of course, Lin Li said it wasn’t the pigeon that was to blame.

Statistics magic moment.

After the performance, the teams of each class relaxed and dispersed in different directions for final preparations.

"Lin Li, Bai Bufan, you two come here first." Xue Jian waved towards the front and the end of the class team.

"What's wrong, teacher?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan trotted over and asked.

"Wait a minute." Xue Jian pressed his hand lightly, then shouted to the class:

"Are there any other boys willing to take the initiative to help the class move the parasols and tables and chairs?"

During the sports meet, Nansang Middle School would assign each class a small area in the auditorium and outside the running track as a 'base', so that students and athletes from each class would have at least one place to stay during the sports meet.

The class needs to get the parasols and tables and chairs by themselves, but it is also very convenient. Needless to say, there is no need to go back to the classroom for the tables and chairs. You can just move them to the activity room on the first floor and return them when the time comes.

You don't have to spend any money to buy a parasol. You can go directly to the school gate to borrow one from the merchants. For parasols that have advertisements on them, many merchants are willing to rent them for free.

Class 4 has already borrowed one and it is in the classroom.

After hearing Xue Jian's call, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other.

What does 'return' mean?
"Teacher, have we already agreed to participate in the move?" Although he felt that he deserved it, Lin Li still wanted to ask.

Xue Jian glanced at Lin Li and said, "Aren't you two the most active in class, whether it's taking out the trash or moving textbooks?"

Lin Li blinked: "Because it's class time."

Xue Jian looked at his watch and said, "Isn't it time for class now?"

Lin Li: "?"

It really is.

Reasonable, now we have to think about moving. "You two must not have paid attention to the area assigned to our class. You won't know where to put it when the time comes. Let's help. We can also help carry the chairs." Chen Yuying walked up with Ding Sihan and said with a smile.

"I care a lot about our class. You are maliciously slandering me. Class monitor, please apologize." Lin Li retorted.

"That's right, slander, apologize." Bai Bufan took advantage of the power of his master.

"Then tell me, where is our area?" Chen Yuying tapped her cheek lightly with the side of her phone, tilted her head, and asked with a smile.

"In the playground." Lin Li answered confidently.

Chen Yuying: “…”

"Be more specific."

"In the playground of Nansang Middle School."

It’s specific, but the direction is wrong.

"Look." Chen Yuying smiled and spread her hands.

"Thank you for your hard work, Yuying, in taking care of the umbrella, tables and chairs." Xue Jian felt relieved that Chen Yuying was in charge.

Chen Yuying: "Okay, teacher."

Lin Li: "Goodbye, teacher."

Xue Jian, who hadn't even turned around yet, said: "..."

"I can help too." At this time, Wang Yuezhi, who was about to go back to remove his makeup, walked over and volunteered.

"Okay, Wang Yuezhi, do you know your assigned positions in the class?" Chen Yuying asked.

"I know. It's the auditorium A4 center and the playground West . I saved and wrote down the diagram you sent to the class group!" Wang Yuezhi nodded and looked at Lin Li provocatively.

details make a difference.

Countless details will weave a big net that is difficult to escape. This is Wang Yuezhi's law of love!

Win!

"That's great, Sihan and Wang Ze, take off your clothes first and let Wang Yuezhi put them in our class area. You can't move things while wearing them." Chen Yuying said happily.

Wang Yuezhi: “?”

"Arigato Wang Yuezhi-san, to be honest, this frog prince feels a bit hot after wearing it for a long time in mid-October." Upon hearing this, Wang Ze immediately got out of the leather case and simply put the toad's head cover on Wang Yuezhi's head.

The button was a little crooked and rubbed off Wang Yuezhi's red nose.

Ding Sihan, who also stepped forward to hand over his holster, picked it up and handed it to Wang Yuezhi along with the holster, saying softly, "Your clown nose has fallen off, Wang Yuezhi."

Wang Yuezhi: “TAT”

He looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, just to stop the tears from flowing: "Okay, okay."

Wang Yuezhi held the clothes and hood, nodded stiffly, and turned to go to the area of ​​Class 4.

The back figure looks a little bleak.

……

In the classroom on the first floor of the Art Building, many people steal chairs.

Remember, what scholars do cannot be called stealing.

Lin Libai Bufan, who had just arrived, narrowed his eyes.

I saw an acquaintance.

"Chen Tianming, why are you moving things here?" Lin Li grabbed Chen Tianming, who was looking straight ahead and trying to pretend nothing happened and leave with the table as he passed by the two of them, and said in a cold voice.

"Moving the table." Chen Tianming laughed and replied.

"Which class did you help move it for?"

"Class 17."

"Which class are you in?"

"Class 17... Class 4 downstairs downstairs."

"Then do you know what area Class 4, downstairs from Class 17, was assigned to for the sports meet?"

"playground."

"How specific?"

"The playground of Nansang Middle School."

"So what area was Class 17 assigned to for the sports meet?"

"Stand B7 and the area 20 meters north of the long jump sand field on the playground."

Wang Ze and Bai Bufan on the side:?
Lin Li sighed: "Is this another order from Yao Qiaoqiao?"

"What order? Don't put it so harshly. It's Qiaoqiao's commission. Commission, do you understand? Have you ever received a commission from the original god? It's a request, a hope, and a salvation!" Chen Tianming retorted.

"Sooner or later, Yao Qiaoqiao will fool you around." Lin Li looked at Chen Tianming with pity and shook his head.

"I'll say it again. I wasn't fooled by her. Going around in circles is my personal hobby. I actually have my own plans." Chen Tianming frowned and retorted.

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

Is it a personal hobby? That's great.

Lin Li agreed.

"I'm going to move things first and talk to you later." So Chen Tianming moved the table and left.

"Has Chen Tianming reached this point? It's so fun, I want to raise one too." Ding Sihan, who didn't dare to speak, gossiped excitedly at this time.

"The person who abandoned Bai Bufan now plans to raise Chen Tianming. Do you understand what it means? I won't agree to it." Lin Li sneered.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Your mother.

"But don't pay attention to it," Bai Bufan sighed, "According to our night chats in the dormitory, Tianming also got involved in it. He is considered sober, but it is unlikely that he is sober. How should I put it? He is enjoying it. After all, he has nothing to lose. He even feels that he has gained emotional value. Let him be."

"Amazing." Ding Sihan clicked his tongue.

"This world even has creatures like Lin Li, so what's so magical about it?" Bai Bufan cursed back.

Too bad it's not offensive.

"I'll get the parasol."

By the time Lin Li returned to the classroom to take down the borrowed parasol, everyone had already packed up their belongings and were ready to return to the playground.

"Just take one chair each. Take two. Don't wait until you get tired. We still have a game in the afternoon." Seeing Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying holding a chair in each hand, Lin Li turned into a super warm man.

"It's not that fragile." Chen Yuying said as she lifted the chair back and forth twice.

"It's okay, give me one." The parasol was tied up, and Lin Li could easily hold it with one hand. With the other hand, he took a chair from Chen Yuying and carried it.

Chen Yuying nodded without hesitation: "Since you don't have any projects today, I'll give it to you."

"I have another one here too. Now that I've said it, you can't just keep Nuanyingbao, right?" Ding Sihan put down a chair rudely, indicating that it had nothing to do with him anymore.

Lin Li had a plan in place. He picked up the chair and turned it upside down on the table that Wang Ze was moving.

Wang Ze: “?”

Bai Bufan is fine.

The main reason is that Lin Li is relatively kind, and the secondary reason is that after Bai Bufan saw Lin Li appear, he immediately moved the table and trotted away. Now he is ten meters away from the students in the class.

Wang Ze sighed: "Lin Li, do you want to guess when I participated in the project?"

"What project did you participate in?" Lin Li asked.

Wang Ze: “?”

Didn't you even care about the project?
reasonable.

Wang Ze walked away for a while.

Suddenly turned his head: "Class monitor, do you know what project I participated in?"

Chen Yuying’s smile is so beautiful.

But why are you just laughing?

So you only remembered the time for Lin Li’s projects, right?

Wang Ze felt relieved.

These are nothing but adulterers, whores, thieves and prostitutes.

Bai Bufan was the first to arrive at the classroom. It was easy to recognize because there was a clown standing there alone.

"Wang Yuezhi, go wash your face. It's not good for your face to leave paint on it for too long." Chen Yuying said to Wang Yuezhi as she approached with a chair.

Eh?
Wang Yuezhi stood at attention as if he had been given a shot of chicken blood.

This is caring, right? This is undisputed caring, right?!
"Okay, okay! Thank you for your concern. I'll go take it off now!" Wang Yuezhi nodded vigorously and walked towards the dormitory.

Clown? Fuck you, clown. I don't want to be a clown!

Whoever dares to call himself a clown again, I will beat him into a dog!

"Then do I have to remove my makeup as well? I can't get my pretty face hurt." Lin Li, who was squatting and setting up a parasol, looked up and asked with a smile.

"Don't worry, I used isolation very carefully when I put on your makeup, and the cosmetics on your face are all very good, so don't worry too much." Chen Yuying shook her head.

"Then I feel relieved, because you know——"

"Shut up and stop being narcissistic." Ding Sihan immediately interrupted Lin Li's spell.

"hateful."

A direction no one cares about.

Wang Yuezhi silently took out the clown nose from his pocket, which for some reason always fell off at the right time, stuck it on his nose, and gave himself a light slap:
"Wang Wang."

(End of this chapter)