Chapter 257 I have a plan to destroy both the Han Dynasty and Wei
Chapter 257 I have a plan to destroy both the Han Dynasty and Wei
"We need to add water to the base first. I'm going to the toilet." Lin Li put away the open parasol and said to everyone.
This kind of mobile parasol naturally cannot be fixed to the ground by screws, but the base is too heavy, the cost performance is low and it is not suitable for transportation, so it is usually hollow and can be filled with water to increase the weight.
"This thing is so full of water? Damn it the store that rented it to us." Bai Bufan commented sharply upon hearing this.
Lin Li laughed and said, "Bufan, don't buy big bottles of mineral water in the future. Big bottles are also seriously filled with water."
"Thanks for the reminder." Bai Bufan listened to it.
So Lin Li carried the base and went to the playground toilet behind the rostrum.
"You came."
As soon as Lin Li walked into the restroom, he heard a heavy male voice speaking to him from inside a cubicle.
What is the call of destiny?
Am I finally not the leftover child anymore?
Although it was a bit confusing, Lin Li still walked towards the sink and replied, "I'm here."
"What are you here for?"
Wasn't he reciting Gu Long's lines? Lin Li turned on the tap and said truthfully, "Get some water."
"when are you leaving?"
“Fill it up and leave.” Although the other party was outgoing, Lin Li was also a social phobic - a social terrorist, a person who frightens others in society.
After all, as the saying goes, more friends mean more paths. Girls have a future and boys have a way out.
"Don't leave, come to my place." The other person said with a smile.
"No, buddy, are you taking a shit? Why should I go over there?" Lin Li frowned and spoke a little louder.
"No more talking. I'll call you back later. There seems to be someone next to you." The man's voice continued to speak in a low voice at first, and then the voice became a little louder, toward the inside of the toilet: "Hi? Was there anyone talking just now? Was it talking to me?"
Lin Li: "(；゜○゜)?"
Haha, this is so embarrassing. We can’t stay here for long. Lin Li picked up the base filled with water and left quickly.
The parasols were put up and the tables and chairs were quickly set up.
At this time, Zhou Baowei came here with a bottle of mineral water and a box of energy-replenishing snacks, and put the water and food on the ground.
These were purchased with class funds and provided to contestants in need during the sports meet.
Of course, those who didn’t participate in the competition can also drink, they just have a lower priority, as long as Zhou Baowei is willing to leave some for them.
"You didn't steal anything, did you, Baowei?" If the cook doesn't steal, the crops won't be harvested, Lin Li questioned.
"Lin Li, I haven't even opened the packaging, don't you understand?" The wronged Zhou Baowei pointed at the intact food and water and cursed with a smile.
"I understand." Lin Li nodded first, then pointed at Zhou Baowei angrily: "You stole a whole box! And you also stole 24 bottles of water!"
Zhou Baowei: “???”
Damn you.
If you want to add a crime, there is nothing wrong with it.
Zhou Baowei was convinced. It was obvious that Lin Li was treating him like a black man who stole chocolate.
"Lin Li, you can't treat yourself as a sunshade just because you are standing under a parasol?" Zhou Baowei said disdainfully.
“Hahahaha——” Lin Li was stunned at first, then he looked up at his sunshade and couldn’t help laughing.
Baowei's attack power also caught up.
"I can eat so much in just a few round trips, do you think I'll be eating all of it?"
"What is Cancan?" Lin Li wondered.
"I can't read Taotie."
"Oh, that makes sense."
After everything was arranged, Lin Li went to the auditorium to check the seats assigned to the classes.
It’s not bad, close to the finish line, a little bit beyond it, but fortunately the position is high and the view is good. When the time comes, I just need to stand up and my sight will be able to see over the crowd standing around the finish line.
Afterwards, the group headed towards the dormitory.
It is already past ten o'clock. Lin Li needs to remove her makeup and change into normal clothes. Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan also need to prepare for the afternoon competition.
Chen Yuying gave him the makeup remover in the morning. It was in the schoolbag he left in Bai Bufan's dormitory.
Go back to the bedroom and remove makeup.
Lin Li's makeup was now much heavier than that of the Qing Dynasty's No. 1 Killer, so by the time he had completely removed it, it was already past eleven o'clock.
"When are we going to the cafeteria?" Lin Li poked his head and looked inside the dormitory.
The two people who were playing games didn't even raise their heads.
"Let's order takeout instead of going to the cafeteria."
"Yes, takeout. Hey, Bufan, how did you get your real name? Is it your family member's ID card?" Zhou Baowei also nodded, then kicked the upper bunk and asked.
"No, if you search for lost ID card on TikTok, you will see all the popular ID card information. You can use it at will. I also registered my gay website with their information."
"It's true." Zhou Baowei learned new knowledge.
“No, you two brothers, forget about your ID cards. The cafeteria is less than a hundred meters away. Why are you ordering takeout?" Lin Lize interrupted them.
"Eating takeout in a dormitory when high school is closed, this kind of immoral and taboo feeling makes me feel obsessed and excited just thinking about it. Lin Li, you, a day student, will not understand." Bai Bufan replied.
“…Lin Li, you, a day student, won’t understand.” Zhou Baowei was a yes-man, and was suspected to be an Onmyoji player.
"You like the taboo of sin so much? Bufan, do you like mother-in-law?" After a moment's silence, Lin Li asked.
"How do you know this is the tag I often search for when I read comics? You know, I have never had any morals, and the ban on comics has hurt me for a long time."
When talking about this kind of topic, one has to look up. Bai Bufan left the game interface and looked at Lin Li.
"Do you have any recommended license plate numbers? Please, this is really important to me."
"What's the point of comics? Want to play it in real life? I have the channels." Lin Li laughed.
"I do." Bai Bufan nodded.
Although he knew that Lin Li's answer later might be shit, he had to taste it to see whether it was salty or not.
King Akaishi should have this kind of awareness.
"Go back to your hometown and find a hen. When she lays an egg, reach out and push it back." Lin Li gave the answer. "Of course, you don't have to use your hands, but I don't recommend it."
Bai Bufan: “?”
No?
you?
Bai Bufan admitted that he was prepared, but what he prepared was indeed insufficient.
"You fucking...cow...grass." Bai Bufan thought about the scene, then laughed out loud.
From any perspective, it is immoral.
"I've decided. When I order takeout later, I'm going to order the udon rice." Bai Bufan was tempted.
Rice + fried chicken + egg, perfect.
"Okay, let's order takeout. The address written here is where it should be delivered. It can't be the school gate? Then I might as well go to the cafeteria to pick it up at the gate." Lin Li didn't care and was too lazy to go to the cafeteria alone, so he asked.
"No need, just write it at the iron gate of the dormitory building, and you can go downstairs and get it directly." Bai Bufan explained, "I will send you the detailed description on WeChat."
"Row."
"Are we really going to eat your rice with toppings? Or should we order something else together?" Lin Li asked again.
"Let me finish this game and then see." Bai Bufan kept moving his hands.
"Bai Bufan, can't you pause the game and eat first?" Lin Li suddenly shouted.
"Are you pretending to be your mother?" Bai Bufan said without even raising his head: "You're still calling me by my full name, Lin Li, you're quite lively."
Then Bai Bufan asked with some amusement: "Lin Li, do you think that in forty years, nursing homes will become e-sports centers, and grandchildren who have been beaten to death by playing games will often kneel at the door of the nursing home and shout "Please come out, ancestor"?!"
"Haha, go ahead and dump it. In fact, by then you won't even be able to press the keyboard. The only thing you do every day is to raise your hand and say to the nurse, "Nurse, I defecated on the computer case again," and then be beaten like a top by the hot-tempered nurse." Lin Li sneered.
Bai Bufan: “…”
The visual is so strong that I feel like I’ve been blown away.
……
"Okay, okay, just put it behind the railing, I'll go get it later."
Bai Bufan's phone rang first, then he stood up, stretched, and got out of bed.
"Bufan, look at this." Lin Li was watching a short video. He couldn't stop smiling when he saw the fun. He motioned Bai Bufan to come over and take a look first.
"coming."
"After reading it, what's so funny?" Bai Bufan then felt a little confused.
"You didn't understand it, right? You'll know when you watch it again later. Pay attention to the subtitles." Lin Li explained while holding back his laughter.
After being dragged by Lin Li to look at it for a long time and still not finding anything interesting, Bai Bufan suddenly realized that something was wrong and stood up and pointed at Lin Li in horror:
"Are you stalling for time?"
At this time, Lin Li's smile immediately disappeared. He cut out the backstage, looked at the message that the rider was 50 meters away from him, and raised the corners of his mouth again.
"Bufan, remember to pick up the takeaway for me later. It should be just in time for you to go downstairs."
Bai Bufan: “…”
Your mother, she used all her dirty tricks on herself.
"Okay." Bai Bufan sighed.
Zhou Baowei next to him poked his head out and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, Bufan, I have a video here that's also good..."
"Baowei, I wish you a bright future." Bai Bufan just left this sentence and turned away.
"What do you mean? Are you scolding me?" Zhou Baowei couldn't understand.
"Many years later, before Zhou Baowei buried his head in a smelly toilet and drowned himself, he realized that a bright future was a farewell, so he said, my toilet, I wish you a bright future."
Lin Li added appropriate narration at this time.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
"So it's such a promising future? Bai Bufan is just pretending to be artistic."
"Is this what you are refutation?" Lin Li was a little surprised.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
wrong!
……
"It seems that many people have the same idea as us. There are takeouts everywhere along the fence." Bai Bufan said after returning and handing Lin Li the takeout.
Then, Bai Bufan, who was sitting at his seat unpacking his takeaway, suddenly shouted.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li looked back in confusion.
"I got bitten by takeout." Bai Bufan showed a small drop of blood on his thumb. He got pricked by a stapler when he was unpacking the bag.
It's harmless.
Fortunately, Bai Bufan is not an idol trainee, otherwise we would have to call an ambulance now.
"Lin Li, after being bitten by the takeaway, I feel my senses have been heightened. A figure wearing a yellow vest and riding an electric scooter appeared in my mind, calling me to merge with him. Am I going to become the superhero Takeaway Man?"
Bai Bufan closed his eyes and said in a trance.
Lin Li: "..."
ill.
But if Bai Bufan wasn't sick, Lin Li wouldn't play with him.
"Your injury is more serious than I thought. I'm afraid it has already endangered your brain." So Lin Li hurriedly searched around the dormitory. Finally, he used his fingers to pick off a piece of rust on the edge of the bed in the corner and handed it to Bai Bufan:
"Bufan, quickly apply this to the wound. It is especially effective for your condition."
Bai Bufan: “?”
"What the hell are you doing with me as if I were SpongeBob with a barb stuck in my thumb?"
……
After the bell for the end of lunch break was replaced by the "Athletes' March" sounded, several people in the dormitory got up and prepared to go downstairs.
The weather is really nice.
Although it was noon, only sparse sunlight could shine through the clouds onto the playground, and the breeze brought a hint of coolness.
The playground has changed a little.
The high jump venue, starting smoke screen, running blocks, finish line... and everything needed for the competition were all set up in the remaining time of the morning.
Lin Li walked under the parasol of Class 4 to see who was using it as a sunshade.
When I got closer, I saw Chen Yuying.
Bah, bah, bah, I withdraw my previous thought.
The hair that was originally casually scattered was changed into a high ponytail, and the long black hair glowed faintly in the sunlight.
The high ponytail is a very girly hairstyle.
Away from the campus, Lin Li realized that he had never seen this hairstyle anywhere else, and he didn't know why.
She was wearing a black coat with a white sports vest underneath, which perfectly outlined her beautiful curves, with smooth shoulder and neck lines and her collarbone faintly visible.
Her long and straight legs appeared from under her light gray sports shorts, and her skin looked white and shiny in the sun.
When he got closer and saw Chen Yuying smiling at him, Lin Li didn't wait for her to speak, but rubbed his belly and asked:
"I feel so full, squad leader. Do you have any stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablets?"
"No, you don't have any competition today anyway, so walk around more later. What did you eat at noon? Why are you still full now?" Chen Yuying asked with some concern and confusion.
"Beautiful." Lin Li pointed his ten fingers at Chen Yuying, his palms facing the sky.
"Eh?"
"Puchi——" Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, then laughed, "So unsophisticated."
"Then why are you blushing?" Lin Licai was not hurt. He walked under the parasol with a swagger and said at the same time.
Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li.
If you notice something like this, you don't need to say it out loud.
Not satisfied with just glaring, he lightly kicked Lin Li's shoes.
Ding Sihan, who had also changed into sportswear, came over, bent down, and touched Chen Yuying's thighs and calves under Lin Li's envious gaze, then looked at Lin Li teasingly:
"Lin Li, tell us the truth about where Yingbao was when you first saw him."
"Of course it's the eyes, the windows to the soul. Where else can I see? Could it be that my eyes rudely swept over the white legs, white arms, white collarbones, and even lowered my head to glance at the chest? How is that possible? I'm a gentleman and I wouldn't do such a thing."
Lin Li sneered, expressing his own brightness and uprightness.
Ding Sihan laughed with satisfaction.
Chen Yuying silently zipped up her coat and crossed her hands in front of her with a funny and helpless look.
The perversion has begun again.
But Lin Li was actually a little wronged this time.
When looking at a girl, you should look into her eyes first. If you find that she is not looking at you, then you can look at her legs.
Ding Sihan suddenly stopped laughing and kicked Lin Li in annoyance.
Lin Li: "?"
"I need an explanation." Lin Li asked seriously with a cold face.
"I was so happy, why didn't I raise my cup? If you want an explanation, who should I ask for one?" Ding Sihan kicked again, her face even colder.
Lin Li: "..."
"Go ahead and kick me. I deserve to be hit by this boomerang." Lin Li stuck out his butt, feeling that he really deserved it.
"good chance!!!"
“Who the hell gave you such a good chance!” Lin Li’s heart skipped a beat when he heard Wang Ze’s voice coming from behind, and he quickly pulled his raised butt back.
"Wang Ze, good luck in the game later." Turning around, Lin Li gestured to Wang Ze.
"You finally know what project I am participating in?" Wang Ze was a little touched.
He who knows his mistakes and corrects them is still a good brother.
"It's written here on the small whiteboard." Lin Li pointed to a whiteboard under the parasol, on which were written in black letters the events and times of all the contestants participating this afternoon.
Wang Ze participated in the 400-meter race, the preliminaries were in the afternoon and could be considered the first event.
Wang Ze: “…”
Why should we expect anything from Lin Li?
"Athletes participating in the men's 400 meters, please proceed to the registration office for registration. Please go..." The announcer also played a notice at this time.
"Let's go!"
Taking out his number tag from his pocket, Wang Ze laughed confidently and walked towards the registration office.
……
The first group of high school students were the first to run, and Wang Ze was right behind them.
Lin Li brought the "three dogs" to the inner side of the playground to cheer for Wang Ze.
"Don't bother, Wang Ze. I still say the same thing. If you don't sit in the seats for the sports students in Class 4, there are plenty of other people who will take them." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Don't worry, advancing to the next round is a piece of cake. I'm a seasoned sports student." Wang Ze was very relaxed and not nervous at all.
"The old general on the stage." Lin Li laughed.
"After Wang Ze said this last time, he worked hard all night but didn't advance and even dropped a level.
That night, he started at three o'clock. No matter what we said, he chose to remain silent. He just coldly spat out four words after each loss: "Play another hand."
Bai Bufan's voice also came faintly.
Wang Ze, who had already bent over to get used to the running block and looked quite dashing from behind, stumbled and almost fell to the ground. He turned back abruptly and said angrily, "These two promotions are different!"
"One, Class 4, Grade 1, Wang Ze. Two, Class 6, Grade 1..." The referee began the final roll call.
The runners in this group all went onto the track. Except for Wang Ze, there was another one who was also using a running block. The rest of the runners basically simply bent over and moved their center of gravity forward, and they were ready to start.
After all, if someone who doesn't know how to use a running aid suddenly forces himself to use it, it may have a negative impact on his performance.
The referee holding the starting gun also stood on the starting stand.
"Lin Li, do you think it would be more effective if we pointed the starting gun at the contestants?" Bai Bufan asked.
"Which player are you targeting?"
"From other classes."
"That will happen."
The referee standing by listened and really wanted to point the gun at Bai Bufan's head.
"Everyone, get on with yourselves - prepare for the North -" the referee had already raised his hand high, and a very distinctive preparation sound came out, "Bang!"
As the starting gun sounded, Wang Ze rushed out like a wild dog on a breakaway chain.
For athletes, the 100 meters is no different from the meters; they are both just a full-out sprint.
"come on!"
"come on!"
The surroundings were filled with shouts of the contestants' names.
Even if they ran straight across the playground for the 400-meter race, they might not be able to keep up, so Lin Li and the others were waiting at the starting and finishing lines.
But Wang Ze is indeed very stable.
When he started the final sprint on the straight, except for one suspected sports student who was also using a running aid in four lanes behind him, the rest of the people were still dozens of meters away.
You can only run 400 meters but can pull dozens of meters, which is a huge difference.
Wang Ze crossed the finish line and firmly took first place in the group.
"Wang Ze is awesome. He pulled the third place by at least 50 meters in the 400 meters." Bai Bufan exclaimed.
"I've told you everything." After finishing his jog, Wang Ze walked towards Lin Li and Bai Bufan, patting his chest proudly.
"But the fourth one is not bad either, and he's also a sports student?" Lin Li asked.
"Yeah, I know him, but it's not a big problem. He trained slower than me and the other guy before. I guess he'll get a bronze medal." Wang Ze nodded, "My goal is the same as Lin Li's, to keep the silver medal and take the gold medal."
"So the school sports meet rankings have already been divided up among you athletes?" Bai Bufan clicked his tongue.
"There aren't many perverts like Lin Li. There aren't that many masters among the common people. If you lose, you'll be laughed at." Wang Ze thought it was natural.
"Then our participation is indeed the most important thing." Bai Bufan nodded, with nothing to refute.
"I have a plan that can restore the Han Dynasty to its former glory, and even give a creature like you, Bai Bufan, a chance to compete with Wang Ze."
Lin Li spoke in a mysterious way at this time.
"Oh? Tell me in detail." Bai Bufan and Wang Ze asked curiously.
"After the starting gun is fired, everyone will be given a question. Whoever lies on the track first and writes the correct answer can run first." Lin Li smiled wisely, "This will be a passionate collaboration of the brain and the body, a dual contest of intelligence and physical strength!"
Bai Bufan, Wang Ze: “?”
Bai Bufan and Wang Ze looked at each other, their pupils trembling.
It is not known whether the Han Dynasty, which is a cultural product, can be restored, but Wang Ze feels that the Wei Kingdom, which is a sports product, will probably perish along with the Han Dynasty under such circumstances.
When the cultural student finished the test and stood up, he felt a lack of blood supply to his brain and his vision went dark.
When the gym student finished the questions and got up, his brain was well supplied with blood, but it was already dark.
(End of this chapter)