Chapter 259: A girl's heart is actually easy to win
Chapter 259: A girl's heart is actually easy to win
"You run so fast, I should be able to get a good ranking tomorrow." Looking at Lin Li's back, Ding Sihan couldn't help but smiled and said.
"Indeed." Qu Wanqiu also smiled and nodded, "You are born to be a deserter."
Chen Yuying lowered her head slightly, both hands still holding her mobile phone. The thumb of her right hand was very busy, constantly opening WeChat and returning to the main interface, repeating this meaningless command, while the fingers of her left hand kept stroking the edge of the phone.
The cheeks, which had returned to their fair color after the rest, now had a faint blush on them, as if they had been dyed by the autumn sunset.
Finally, the phone screen was too boring and her thoughts had already drifted elsewhere. Chen Yuying couldn't help but secretly glance at the direction where Lin Li left, and the corners of her mouth curled up and then quickly suppressed them.
"Yingbao! You will no longer be my Yingbao soon! Did you see Lin Li's reaction just now? He was just about to follow the signal and challenge someone to a duel. He has become as anxious as Bai Bufan."
Seeing that Chen Yuying didn't say anything, Ding Sihan turned his head, leaned on Chen Yuying's shoulder, deliberately slowed down his tone, and teased.
"What? Lin Li has always been like this, and this isn't the first day you've known him. Why are you so surprised?" Chen Yuying smiled and shook her head.
"Is it always like this?" Ding Sihan rubbed his head against Chen Yuying's shoulder and repeated in a strange tone, "It seems like you deliberately didn't chat with me on the same channel."
Chen Yuying just blinked, as if she didn't understand what Ding Sihan was saying.
Ding Sihan suddenly laughed out loud.
Why does it feel familiar?
"Sihan, here's your phone, you can delete it." Qu Wanqiu did not let Chen Yuying go, and suddenly took out her own phone and handed it to Ding Sihan.
"Give me the right to delete your friend? Wanqiu, what do you mean?" Ding Sihan was stunned at first, then widened his eyes and asked in disbelief.
"It doesn't mean anything, it's just a token of my appreciation."
"Why is this so embarrassing?"
"It's nothing. I still think it's not nice enough."
Foreigners who have learned a little Chinese would probably feel dizzy after hearing the meaning coming from these messages.
Chen Yuying looked up and bit her lower lip lightly. She then chuckled but stopped immediately: "What are you doing? If you want to delete it, I can also delete it for you. It's the same thing."
Ding Sihan nodded, clapped his hands and said, "Same? Then we can sleep with you, when will Lin Li be?"
Qu Wanqiu nodded lazily: "I can vacate my seat."
"You two!"
Chen Yuying's face really turned red this time, and her cheeks puffed up with anger.
Fortunately, Lin Li didn’t see it, otherwise Bai Bufan’s butt would have been broken.
……
"Has Chen Tianming started running?" Lin Li found Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei and others at the side of the 100-meter track, and then asked.
"Hey, what wind brings you, the busy man Lin Li, here? I thought you no longer have any friends in your heart." After hearing Lin Li's voice, Bai Bufan turned around and said sarcastically.
I just waved to Lin Li to come over, but this guy suddenly turned around and went back.
This is naked betrayal! The wound of betrayal occasionally heals!
"Don't mention the wind to me. I get angry just by hearing the wind now." Lin Li waved his hands, then punched the air around him and said coldly, "I really want to ride the wind to the west."
Bai Bufan: “?”
Where do violent and suicidal tendencies come from?
"Not yet, it's almost time." Bai Bufan responded to the question and pointed towards the starting line.
For the 100-meter race, most people choose to watch from the second half of the road and around the finish line so they can see the results.
"Each of you, just feed yourself--pre-north--bang!"
The 100-meter race took no more than ten seconds. Amid the cheers from both sides of the track, the runners crossed the finish line one by one.
Chen Tianming is third in the group and I don’t know if he can make it to the finals.
Lin Li and others did not go up to talk to Chen Tianming because Yao Qiaoqiao was also at the finish line. After Chen Tianming crossed the line, she walked up, handed him a bottle of water, and started a conversation.
Chen Tianming was holding the water, and looking at his expression, if he had a tail, it would probably turn into a helicopter.
After talking for a while, Yao Qiaoqiao turned and left. After noticing Lin Li and the others, she walked over again: "Lin Li, Bai Bufan...you are here too."
They didn't talk too much. They just said hello and exchanged some simple pleasantries. They asked each other if they were participating in the project and promised to cheer each other on when they met. Then Yao Qiaoqiao left.
"Is there any water? I'm so thirsty." Chen Tianming came up and gave orders to Lin Li and others at this time.
"You're thirsty, drink some water. Don't you have a bottle in your hand?" Lin Li pointed at the mineral water in Chen Tianming's hand, looking at him as if he was a lunatic.
"How can I drink this bottle! This is the water that Qiaoqiao gave me. It is holy water. I will take it back to the dormitory and put it on the table for worship. I will worship it every day. It will definitely bring me good luck." Chen Tianming immediately widened his eyes and covered his shoulders with the water.
Zhou Baowei, Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."
Your mother.
Zhou Baowei: "Other people wear jade pendants around their necks to attract wealth, but you wear a collar around your neck to attract licking, right?"
Bai Bufan: "Tianming, send them all, buddy. Tell me the truth, have you ever thought of collecting the sugar cane, chewing gum, and betel nut that Yao Qiaoqiao has chewed and taking them back to soak in water to drink?"
Lin Li: "Come on, come on, come on."
Being asked such a humiliating question by Bai Bufan, Chen Tianming immediately shook his head and denied it: "How is it possible? Qiaoqiao doesn't chew betel nuts."
"Where are the sugar cane and chewing gum?" Bai Bufan wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but suddenly he narrowed his eyes and asked quickly.
Chen Tianming: “It has not been collected yet.”
"Hahahaha!" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in any longer, patted Chen Tianming on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "After meeting Yao Qiaoqiao, your ability to engage in abstract thinking has improved a lot, kid."
Chen Tianming did not laugh, but looked at Bai Bufan with some doubt.
Time seemed to stand still for a moment.
Bai Bufan couldn't laugh anymore. He swallowed his saliva and asked tentatively, "Tianming, you were just being abstract. You're not really collecting, right?"
Chen Tianming said nothing, just blinked.
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Your mother.
"Someone come! Someone come! Come and exorcise the demon! Let the dog-licking ghost's soul get off Chen Tianming's body!"
Bai Bufan was really anxious now. It was impossible to have a good relationship with a bug like this as a roommate. He had to use his power to deal a heavy blow.
"Not really, not really, not really," Chen Tianming quickly denied. The main thing was that this group of bs would really take action. He raised the water in his arms and explained happily:
"I collected this because it is a significant step for me. Today I got Qiaoqiao's water, so how far is it from me getting Qiaoqiao's heart?"
"Tianming, it's indeed not far away. Just now, when chatting with Yao Qiaoqiao, I found that it should be quite easy to win Yao Qiaoqiao's heart." Upon hearing this, Lin Li turned his head and said to Chen Tianming.
"Hmm? What did you find out? A bystander sees things more clearly. You might be able to find details that I haven't noticed. Come on, tell me in detail." Chen Tianming immediately took out his mobile phone and even opened the memo.
“It’s no use telling you now, because I still have a problem that hasn’t been solved. If this problem is not solved, it will be difficult to deal with even if I get it, and you won’t be able to hold on to it for long.” Lin Li shook his head and frowned, as if he was thinking.
"That's fine. Tell us the problem and let's brainstorm. Among the four of us, at least one of us must have... half a brain. Maybe we can come up with a solution."
Chen Tianming looked around and said confidently.
Lin Li nodded, and then slowly said the problem that was bothering him: "I just don't know how to deal with the remaining bodies."
"Dealing with the remaining corpses? This is indeed a bit difficult. As for this thing, I think..." Chen Tianming pinched his chin and began to think -
and many more.
Don't think about your mother yet.
Chen Tianming: “oO?”
Dead body? Where did the dead body come from?
"Wait, Lin Li, don't worry about this question for now. Tell your father first, how the hell are you going to help me win Qiaoqiao's heart?" Chen Tianming asked in horror after swallowing his saliva.
"I discovered during our conversation just now that she doesn't have much defense against us, and her fighting ability isn't high either. As long as we go in with a white knife, we can get out with a red knife. It's very simple." Lin Li shared his discovery with a gloomy expression.
"But friends who often kill people should know that it is easy to kill someone but hard to dispose of the body. If you don't deal with the other parts, the heart in your hand will soon be taken away by the police. You don't want your love to be taken away by someone else, right?"
Chen Tianming: “…”
Your mother.
it is as expected.
"If that's the problem, I have a solution." Bai Bufan raised his hand and said, "I know how to deal with the remaining bodies."
"Oh? Go ahead." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with anticipation on his face.
He still believed in Bai Bufan's level.
"We can just bury the remaining corpses. The key is to find endangered plants to cover them later. This way, no one will dare to dig this area, because digging endangered plants is illegal. In other words, we can use legal weapons to protect ourselves!" Bai Bufan gave his answer.
Lin Li suddenly realized.
It really works.
Chen Tianming is right, the power of the masses is great when everyone has their own ideas.
"Then the question arises again, how do we get endangered plants? Transplanting them is also illegal, right? What if the weapon of law stabs us first?" Zhou Baowei asked.
"I have a plan." Bai Bufan had naturally thought of it.
"explain."
"Baowei, do you have time?"
Zhou Baowei: “?”
This question was too familiar. It was this person B who asked him the question last time. Therefore, Zhou Baowei already knew what Bai Bufan’s plan was.
——"Go away! I don't have time! Don't make me dig it up for you!"
So things came to a stalemate again.
"Think about it, let's think about it together now. When you encounter difficulties, think about it and don't let go of any clues. Just like a super detective, think about it carefully." Lin Li sang a nursery rhyme while thinking.
Looking at the three people who were thinking seriously and even frowning on their faces while sitting on the playground, Chen Tianming: "..."
They are really trying hard to help themselves win Yao Qiaoqiao's heart.
But damn, I made the wrong friends.
"Three gentlemen? Um..." Chen Tianming said.
"Don't make noise, I'm thinking." He was interrupted by Lin Li.
"Can you please stop thinking about how to win Qiaoqiao's heart and instead find a way to let me drink some water? I came to you just to drink some water!" Chen Tianming, who was thirsty and had walked towards the three people just to ask for water, kicked each of them in the back and said coldly.
"Don't you have it yourself? Do you want us to spit it out for you?" Bai Bufan looked up when he heard that.
"Give me a test tube, let's pay attention to hygiene." Lin Li also looked up when he heard it.
Lin Li had learned how to collect saliva. First, rinse your mouth with clean water, then press the tip of your tongue against the upper or lower teeth, lower your head slightly, and place the mouth of the test tube close to your lower lip to let the saliva flow into the test tube. Chen Tianming: “?”
"It's a sip of water, not a mouthful of water! Damn it, I must be sick to count on you. I'll go back and get it myself!" Chen Tianming shook his head gloomily and walked towards the class base.
Lin Li and the other two then stood up with a smile and walked towards the class base, following Chen Tianming.
"Love is such a scary thing. Fortunately, I only love to eat." Zhou Baowei looked ahead. Chen Tianming suddenly stopped, still holding up the bottle of mineral water to admire the sun, and said with some difficulty.
"Don't act like you can love it just because you don't like to eat." Bai Bufan sneered.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
"Bai Bufan, I'm going to get a bunch of bread men to deal with you, so don't leave after school!"
"Then remember to give me some ketchup!"
"Do you want some salad dressing? I just made it."
"What the hell is this salad dressing?"
"..."
The two began to play around.
After dodging Zhou Baowei's Taishan meteorite drop, Bai Bufan shook Zhou Baowei off and found that Lin Li had not said a word, but just walked slowly towards the class base. So he returned to him with a puzzled look and asked:
"Lin Li, what are you doing? Are you pretending to be your mother's melancholy boy?"
"My love seems to have deteriorated." The autumn afternoon breeze blew the loose hair on his forehead. Lin Li looked in the direction of Chen Tianming but did not focus, and said softly.
Bai Bufan: “?”
He followed his line of sight and looked at Chen Tianming, then at Lin Li.
Come on, man, I'm scared.
But Tianming, Lin Li may be more suitable for you than Qiaoqiao. As the saying goes, "Misfortune may turn out to be a blessing in disguise."
"Xiaojing, Xiaojing, why can't Xiaojing be saved?" Lin Li looked up at the sky, his lips curled up and then dropped.
"Ah? What happened? Why? Xiaojing can't be saved, so what about Feifei? Can Feifei be saved? Feifei died from the tonic. My lifelong dream is to become her Pig Man. I don't want the tragedy of her going to Jinluo and me going to Shuanghui to happen again!"
Since it concerns a chicken farm, we have to take it seriously. It doesn’t matter what Chen Tianming does, Bai Bufan asked with concern.
"What I'm talking about is not the same thing as what I'm talking about. Xiaojing can't save me anymore." Lin Li waved his hand and walked forward faster.
No matter how many times I called out to Xiaojing in my heart, it seemed meaningless.
Bai Bufan: “?”
WTF.
……
On the afternoon of the first day, there were only preliminaries. Class 4 performed quite well, and many students advanced.
The playground of Nansang Middle School is not fully covered with lights, so there are no games at night. However, students are not allowed to move around freely either, but rather study on their own.
All projects were completed in the afternoon and Lin Li returned to the dormitory.
"Baowei, don't stand, come up and lie down. You're welcome. It's just like your own bed."
After Lin Li returned to his bed, he saw that Zhou Baowei, a day student, was a little nervous about coming to the dormitory for the first time. He didn't know whether to stand or sit, so he moved inside to make room for him.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
He squinted his eyes and got close to Lin Li's legs. After using the fan smell method to confirm that Lin Li's socks and feet had no odor, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"I picked up two things for you two this afternoon. You can pick up the takeout later." Zhou Baowei went to bed with peace of mind and said.
Reasonable request.
In order to achieve sustainable fishing, Zhou Baowei cannot always be used as an animal, as this is not good for the animal's lifespan.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, and the electric current of fighting spirit burst into fierce sparks.
"Your mother, why do I feel like I was electrocuted?" Before Bai Bufan's eyes could become fierce, they were cleared by the electric shock.
The static electricity is rampant even before winter. I'm speechless. I'm getting electrocuted.
“Hey, you two open Tik Tok, and whoever sees positive content first gets to go and get it. What do you say?” Zhou Baowei in the middle suddenly had an idea and said to the two.
"Okay." Lin Li nodded and accepted the challenge.
"Okay." Bai Bufan also agreed.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Lin Li opened the short video.
Then was eliminated.
The opening video was full of positive energy, and the three people watching it were so positive and optimistic.
Only when I grew up did I realize that the mobile phone was the biggest source of homesickness. My woman was inside and I was outside. I felt extremely homesick but could not feel it.
"Man, what can I say? Lin Li, out!" Lin Li felt that he deserved it.
"What a waste. But, after I lose, please give this blogger a push." Bai Bufan sneered and opened his phone.
Bai Bufan was also eliminated.
"It looks like a draw." Lin Li didn't expect that he could be resurrected, so he moved his fingers again.
Lin Li lost the first battle.
Bai Bufan tied.
Lin Li lost another battle.
Bai Bufan tied again
Zhou Baowei, who was watching the battle, said: "..."
"Will you guys give out your two accounts? I'll give you 500. If it's not enough, you can add more. If it's enough, just ignore what I said." Seeing these two thoroughly developed accounts, Zhou Baowei admitted that he was moved for a moment.
After several rounds of confrontation, Lin Li finally won - he swiped a Laicai video.
Bai Bufan still won honor in defeat.
The two exchanged information about recognized bloggers and then started placing takeout orders.
While waiting for the takeaway to arrive, Lin Li played PUBG with them.
When playing games, there are three things that Lin Li and his three friends don't criticize.
1. Don’t criticize middle-aged people because they are your future. Put yourself in their shoes. If you want to relax after a day of work but get scolded like a grandson, it would be like the sky is falling.
2. Don’t scold women, because you are a gentleman.
3. Don’t scold children because they are the future of the game.
4. There is no gender, age or youth on the battlefield, so the above three points do not apply. Come on, special forces.
Therefore, the atmosphere in the dormitory was a little bit dirty.
When playing games, the younger students like to shout: Mom, mom, mom, mom.
So now there are three people in the dormitory, and they are almost the same as them: **Mom*Mom**Mom*Mom*Mom.
In more than half an hour, we played more than ten games.
"Nice! Nice! We are the champions!" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei hugged each other and cried with joy.
I ate this one.
Bai Bufan also got out of bed to celebrate together.
Lin Li raised his eyes and sneered: "Surviving to the end and still getting a 3.0 rating."
Zhou Baowei raised his eyes and sneered, "You are just a dog that wins by doing nothing."
Bai Bufan: “…”
He didn't have time to discuss with these two guys about how the scoring mechanism would alienate people. The takeaway call had already come in a few minutes ago, so after leaving a middle finger, Bai Bufan went downstairs.
Zhou Baowei also got down from Lin Li’s bed.
"What are you going to do?"
"The abandoned soul in the large intestine yearns for the light outside." Zhou Baowei walked towards the toilet with a solemn back.
OK, shit.
Lin Li had nothing to do, so he continued to develop his account while sitting with his legs crossed and waiting for his meal.
For a while.
[There are cultivators in the sect who are tempted by their inner demons and fall into the evil path, stealing the opportunities of others. This is the misfortune of the sect. If it is not managed, it may become a hidden danger to the sect.
For the future of the sect, for the success of cultivation, and for the stability of the Dao heart, how can we sit back and do nothing? We must lend a helping hand! 】
[Task triggered! 】
[Task 5: Arrest and punish a disciple who stole something, and deter others in the sect from committing the same crime again.]
[Task Reward: Physical Improvement: Comprehension increased by 10%; Aura Concealment ability increased by 100%; System Currency*100]
Lin Li, who was lying down, immediately...
Then he started translating from Chinese to Chinese - a student was stealing something and he had to punish him.
Lin Li knew very well that the scene that triggered the mission was usually near him.
Lin Li understood immediately. He ran to the bathroom and knocked on the door angrily: "Zhou Baowei! What the hell are you doing behind my back?!"
People are really vulnerable and helpless when they are pooping, especially Zhou Baowei who is still wiping his butt. He looked at the vibrating toilet door in confusion: "Where am I eating lemons?"
"Then hand over the lemon!"
"Your mother!"
Then there was another loud noise, shaking the entire dormitory.
Although Zhou Baowei didn't know what happened outside, based on his experience, he judged that the vibration was caused by someone kicking the door open.
Lin Li stopped knocking on the door, turned around and looked at Bai Bufan who walked in with a gloomy face.
"what happened?"
"Takeout..." Bai Bufan's eyes seemed to be filled with lice as he spoke, "It was stolen."
(End of this chapter)