Chapter 260 Wang Ze’s requests are now all met

Chapter 260 Wang Ze’s requests are now all met

Chapter 260 Wang Ze’s requests are now all met
Bai Bufan's face was extremely gloomy. Lin Li followed his gaze and saw that the three of them had ordered separately, and he only had two bags of takeout in his hands.

After walking over and placing the takeaway on the table, Bai Bufan spoke in a cold voice:
"I wonder which bastard didn't have the money to buy sacrifices for his parents in heaven, so he stole our takeout to offer as sacrifices."

"Today I think I have to be like Nuwa and give him a good beating."

Lin Li nodded. It seemed that the task was not directed at Zhou Baowei, the greedy cat in the toilet, but at the takeaway.

Lin immediately trotted to the dormitory balcony and looked downstairs through the window. However, from the balcony of this dormitory, he could not see the default place where everyone put down the takeout.

"Is there any surveillance?" Lin Li turned around and asked.

"No." Bai Bufan shook his head. "I checked. There is no surveillance camera at all over the iron fence."

"What's wrong? What happened?" Zhou Baowei, who had just finished eating a lemon, came out of the bathroom and asked while he was walking on the balcony to get rid of the smell before it came in.

Lin Li, who was originally on the balcony, entered the dormitory at the speed of light.

Damn, it stinks.

"The takeaway was stolen." Bai Bufan responded.

"Was it really stolen? Maybe it was not found?" Zhou Baowei still believed that there was a lot of kindness in this world.

"Impossible. There are only about ten takeouts in that area. I've looked through them one by one twice and I'm sure I can't find it." Bai Bufan shook his head firmly.

"Could it be a cat or a dog..."

"It was stolen." Lin Li also echoed.

There are no stray cats or dogs on the Nansang campus, and the mission has already stated that it was done by a sect disciple, so it must have been stolen by a student.

Grades and quality are not absolutely linked. Even in prestigious universities like Peking University and Tsinghua University, there are still people who steal takeout.

"Fuck, stealing takeout? That's too stupid. Can't he afford a meal? Doesn't his mother use the money she earned from selling things? Did she burn it all on his real dad, or did she use it to find his fake dads?"

As a foodie, Zhou Baowei deeply hates this kind of behavior.

Moreover, although I have heard of it, this is the first time in my life that it has actually happened to me.

Admittedly, the amount involved in stealing takeout is not large, but it can easily make people break down, especially after waiting for half a day and feeling very hungry. After receiving the call, they happily go to get the takeout and prepare to eat, but then they find out it has been stolen.

At this time, there is nothing left in the cafeteria when you go to it, but if you order a takeout you will remain hungry for at least half an hour.

What is true despair?

Many times, having a $20 takeout meal stolen is more frustrating than having a $50 bill lost.

"It's disgusting, Sima." Bai Bufan kicked the bed frame, his anger visible to the naked eye, "This beast doesn't know yet, he has released a real demon."

"Without surveillance and no evidence, it would be difficult to catch this kind of person." Zhou Baowei thought for a while and shook his head.

"In this situation, you can only consider yourself unlucky. Even if you call the police, at most they will just file a case. It's impossible for them to mobilize a large force to investigate this. That's why some people dare to steal." Bai Bufan was also very depressed.

"Forget it, calm down and order another takeout. The lost one will be my treat. You can eat some of what Lin Li and I have eaten first to fill your stomach." Zhou Baowei comforted.

Lin Li naturally didn't mind.

Once a buddy, always a buddy.

Besides, Bai Bufan was originally raised by them, so this is their responsibility and obligation.

"No need, just eat your own food. It's not good to consider yourself unlucky and bring negative emotions to your buddies." Bai Bufan smiled gratefully at first, but still shook his head and took out his mobile phone, as if he was preparing to order a new takeout.

It seems that the blow to Bai Bufan was really great, and the child has become a human being.

"It's okay. The quantity I ordered is a lot, so it will definitely be enough for us to eat! Send it all, buddy. You're welcome!" Zhou Baowei said sincerely after looking at Lin Li.

"But the one that was stolen is yours." Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan kicked the wall hard to vent his anger and cursed.

"I've already said it doesn't matter—"

Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"

and many more.

No.

Zhou Baowei ran towards the two takeouts on the table in fear, his steps heavy and shaking.

He checked the receipt tremblingly.

Mr. Bai.

Mr. Lin.

Your mother! Where is Mr. Zhou? Where is my fucking Mr. Zhou? Where is he?
silence.

When I knew the truth, tears came to my eyes.

"Takeout! Thief! I! Fuck! Your! Mom!" Zhou Baowei was like a king descending from the sky, furious and ferocious.

"No need, just eat your own food. It's not good to consider yourself unlucky and bring negative emotions to your friends."

At this time, Bai Bufan’s words just now became clear.

Zhou Baowei: “…”

I felt sorry for Bai Bufan when I heard it just now, but now, the meaning of this sentence seems... a little fucking different?
So Zhou Baowei turned his head and looked at Bai Bufan, smiling: "Bufan, this time your virtual mother must also suffer the same punishment as the delivery thief's real mother."

……

Following Lin Li's suggestion, the three of them went to the iron fence downstairs and searched again.

It was indeed stolen, and there was indeed no surveillance.

The nearest camera is aimed at the bottom of the dormitory and does not cover the fence at all, so it is very easy to stay in the blind spot the entire time.

"Damn it, the rich steal my life, the poor steal my takeaway, good things never happen to me, why do bad things happen to me?" Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth.

Bai Bufan also gnashed his teeth: "Envy of bad things."

Zhou Baowei: “?”

"Jay Chou has met Kobe Bryant, why don't you envy Jay Chou?" Lin Li, who was frowning in thought, laughed when he heard it.

Bai Bufan: "Then I envy Zhou Jie."

Approved.

"There's no way to find it." Looking around again, Lin Li confirmed this with regret.

The few superpowers I have are of no use in this situation.

Even if we use the exhaustive method and start knocking on every dormitory door, even if other students cooperate, there are too many dormitories and not enough time, and it is easy to alert the enemy.

"Alas, although what was stolen was not mine, I still feel aggrieved. Baowei, you can eat mine and Lin Li's first." Bai Bufan kicked away a stone, cursed softly, and patted Zhou Baowei's shoulder to comfort him.

The resentment just now was not acted.

As for eating yourself, that's just a joke.

"Actually, takeout is not expensive, and I have food in my dorm, but I still feel unhappy, especially when I think about giving this bitch a good meal. I feel even more unhappy." Zhou Baowei spat on the ground.

There's no monitoring anyway.

It’s a pity that Chen Tianming was not there, so no one was drinking.

"I can only hope that he will steal again tomorrow. Please, I beg him, to keep stealing." Lin Li clasped his hands together, looked up to the sky and prayed sincerely.

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li when they heard this: "What do you mean?"

"Don't you want to catch him?" Lin Li turned his head and looked at the two of them.

"Yes! Of course I do! He is the first one who dares to steal my food. I wish a meteorite would drop on him." Zhou Baowei nodded, with murderous intent in his words.

“I have become a demon too, Lin Li, you have to know that if I become a Buddha, there will be no demons in the world. If I become a demon, I will have ten wives!

Regardless of whether that guy is a man or a woman, I have decided that he or she will be my first wife. I will send him or her to study in the UK and let him or her fall in love with the feeling of being a British police officer! "Bai Bufan also nodded, with a hint of meaning in his words.

"Let's hope he doesn't let us down, or another takeout thief can come and take our anger on his behalf." Lin Li nodded, "I'll go back tonight and prepare the equipment needed to catch the takeout thief. If he dares to steal again tomorrow, I'll catch him."

In order to complete the mission, in addition to deterrence, the perpetrator must also be caught. Lin Li hopes that he will be more sensible.

A-Zu, don't stop, there is no Jackie Chan out there.

And, nothing is better than catching a takeaway thief to deter others.

The mission didn't seem to specify that I had to catch the person who just stole, but it would be best if I could catch him.

"Okay, catch it!" Bai Bufan's eyes were filled with anticipation when he heard Lin Li say that.

It's both a way to vent your anger and fun.

"Let's go, let's go back and have something to eat first. Send it all, buddy, don't be polite." After confirming the plan, there was no point in staying here any longer, so Lin Li and Bai Bufan put their arms around Zhou Baowei's shoulders and went back to the dormitory.

Three minutes later.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan stared at Zhou Baowei.

"Why don't you be more polite? Who sent it to your buddy?" Lin Li sneered.

"If you ask me, that takeaway thief should also steal from you. I've already ordered the takeaway for you, and I'm letting you eat it? Do you get all the good things? Baowei, eat shit!" Bai Bufan sneered.

Zhou Baowei, who was scolded, remained silent and just kept attacking Lin Li and Bai Bufan's takeaway.

It seems that the rice in front of me is no longer ordinary rice, but the rice mixed with the ashes of the takeaway thief's mother, so I have to eat it with force.

……

After dinner, the three of them headed to the classroom.

There were rarely any boys in the corridor, but when I walked into the classroom, I saw that they were all playing with their cell phones.

The computers in the classroom were still playing music, which is absolutely not allowed on normal days.

However, in the afternoon, after dinner, there is a dozen minutes of radio time on the Nansang campus, and usually one song is played every day.

"oi! Kid! Give me a power supply!" After hearing the sound of the back door opening, Zhang Haoyang turned around, saw that it was Lin Li and the other two, and raised his hand to signal.

"Hello, I'm a clerk in the store for Class 4 of Grade 1. What may I help you with?" Lin Li immediately stepped forward and bowed to ask the customer.

"Hello, I need a power source to plug in." Zhang Haoyang stroked his chin and looked at Lin Li obscenely.

“I’m sorry, our Nansang Middle School is a regular school and doesn’t provide such services.” Lin Li shook his head regretfully, “Come and see me after school.”

"Hahaha, Lin Li, you're still as sick as ever. Come on, come on, do you have a power bank? My phone is running out of power. Emergency!" Zhang Haoyang cursed with a smile, waving his phone for help. Lin Li looked up and saw that all the sockets in the classroom were charging power banks or phones. Even the sockets on the blackboard were not exempted.

Lin Li took out the power bank from his drawer and gave it to Zhang Haoyang: "Deposit is 200 yuan, 3 yuan per hour."

"My Ant Credit is exactly 800, and you still ask me for a deposit of 200?" Zhang Haoyang took it without hesitation and started charging. As the king of credibility, he asked back after hearing Lin Li's words.

"The deposit is eight hundred."

Zhang Haoyang: “?”

Isn't this right?
"I want you to trust my credibility!"

"Then you set one up now."

"roll."

"What a popular playlist, so old-fashioned and just following the trend." Returning to his seat, Lin Li looked at the songs displayed on the projector and sneered.

"Brother Xiaozhong, what do you usually listen to?" Bai Bufan asked with a smile.

"'The World in the Horse's Eyes', 'The World in the Horse's Eyes Remix', 'The World in the Horse's Eyes 0.8x Speed ​​​​Down and Extremely Lyrical Ma Jiaqi Version'..." Lin Li listed them all like the back of his hand.

Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up when he heard this, and said in great approval: "I can't criticize it, this is indeed a niche."

Generally speaking, in the first year of high school when the minds are not yet mature, there are some cool guys in every class who like to show off using multimedia.

Some would play their own niche songs to show off their unique musical tastes in the hope of being recognized by others, some would play a DJ song and then put on a hat and stand on the podium to repeatedly adjust the multimedia volume, thinking they were the DJ version of Jiahao from the next class, or some would play a stock chart and start talking nonsense with friends on the stage, thinking they were the stock god...

But although there are many births, many dogs and many clowns in Class 4 of Grade 1, there are indeed no such precious things.

At most, Qin Zeyu likes to use multimedia minesweeper.

"Cough cough."

When Lin Li and Bai Bufan were discussing whether the world in Ma Jiaqi's eyes was a bicycle handlebar or a bicycle wheel, Wang Ze came to the back row from the right protector's position and coughed twice.

No one paid attention.

"Cough, cough, cough." Then he coughed twice with heavier voice.

"Bufan, give me a mask." Lin Li opened the window for ventilation and covered his mouth with his hand reaching out to Bai Bufan.

Wang Ze: “…”

"Your mother."

"Lin Li, Bufan, have you looked at the confession wall today?" Wang Ze sat directly on Bai Bufan's lap, patted the table, and said in a light tone.

"I didn't see it." Lin Li shook his head.

"You can pay more attention to it and take a look. I feel that this platform is quite worthy of attention. It can provide everyone with a channel for communication, which is great. You know, I also saw your clown photo on the confession wall. Don't you care about this?" Wang Ze said seriously.

"You went to the confession wall again?" Lin Li asked with a frown.

"Fuck? Huh? Has this been spread so widely? Both of you know about it? Well, that's it, there's nothing much to say. The fifth picture on the Nansang campus confession wall at 10.23:14.56 on October did indeed confess to me, Wang Ze, by name.

But it doesn’t matter. There’s no need for everyone to remember it. I myself am a little fuzzy about it. After all, they are all trivial matters. I would have forgotten them if you hadn’t told me.

Although Lin Li, you also went up, but that was when you wore the Joker skin, unlike me, which is the original skin. Sigh, I really envy you for having a skin."

Wang Ze scratched his head and said modestly.

It was obvious that he was quite distressed by being so popular.

Hearing this, Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan behind Wang Ze.

Wang Ze?

Bai Bufan nodded.

Lin Li took another look.

Did you vote for me too?

Bai Bufan shook his head.

OK.

Lin Li then looked at Wang Ze again, his expression showing some compassion for a moment.

Look at this, it’s for the kid.

"Well, to be honest, being charming is a bit of a headache," Wang Ze continued proudly, "Being too charming is not good either, as it makes these two girls shy. I've posted my contact information for such a long time, but they are still preparing themselves mentally and have refused to add me.

But I don’t hate them. I actually like shy people. I just hope they can be taller and thinner.”

Wang Ze smiled foolishly and had already started answering the multiple-choice questions.

Lin Li glanced at Bai Bufan, and Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li.

One who claims to be 184cm tall is 186cm, and the other who claims to be 179cm tall is 181cm, well, both are tall.

Moreover, Lin Li and Bai Bufan are both thin - Lin Li used to be as thin as a stick, but now he is lean and skinny. He has muscles when he takes off his clothes, and looks thin when he puts on clothes. Lin Li himself thinks that his figure is perfect.

A muscular man like Zhai Kai is totally out of Lin Li's taste.

Then Wang Ze was happy.

Perfect for satisfying his XP.

"It should be possible, Wang Ze." Lin Li and Bai Bufan nodded, "It might even be higher than yours. I really got it for you, lucky guy."

"Forget it if you're taller than me. It's weird for boys to tiptoe when kissing, buddy. About 1.6 meters to 1.7 meters is most suitable." Wang Ze waved his hand firmly when he heard that.

"Who wants to kiss you?" Lin Li frowned with a chill when he heard this.

"What?" Wang Ze was puzzled.

"It's okay, just continue fantasizing." Lin Li waved his hand, "Now is - fantasy time."

"Oh, by the way, I didn't come to you to share this matter. Lin Li, please recommend me some novels, but please don't read those group portraits that are full of death.

I'm tired of watching Long Ao Tianwen, who kills men and takes women. I like to watch gay Ao Tianwen, who kills women and takes men. "

Wang Ze temporarily put aside his fantasies. He had no idea what to do for evening study tonight, so he asked about the business.

"GAY Ao Tianwen? You want to see this? Wang Ze, are you still human?" Bai Bufan couldn't hold back after hearing that.

"Bufan, I think you are too malicious towards gays. We shouldn't hate gays. We should even be grateful to them. Not only did they leave many women for us, but they also took away a group of men.

The ones we should resist are Lace and Bufan! They are the real evil!" Wang Ze said with great sorrow.

Bai Bufan: “?”

"It seems... to make some sense, then... thank GAY?" Bai Bufan was willing to listen to the advice.

"Great, that's perfect. I am. Bufan, are you willing to thank me with your butt?" Wang Ze was originally sitting on Bai Bufan's lap, and as he spoke, he began to touch the thigh under his butt, and his voice became seductive.

"The map of Yan State is so short? Get out of here!" Bai Bufan cursed and laughed as he pushed Wang Ze away.

"Is there anything wrong? Lin Li, I was counting on reading novels to pass the time during evening self-study." Wang Ze stood up with a smile and looked at Lin Li.

"Water Margin." Lin Li pointed out a clear path.

Brother, brother, I will go up the mountain with you. I hope your sister-in-law won’t be angry, right?
Once again perfectly satisfied Wang Ze.

Wang Ze: “…”

"That makes sense. I'll read this book tonight." Wang Ze agreed.

Not long after Wang Ze left, Bai Bufan, who was looking at his phone, patted Lin Li.

"what happened?"

"The squad leader is really popular, Lin Li, your big crisis is coming."

"What is it?" Hearing this, Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan and directly took away his phone.

Bai Bufan was still reading the comments on the confession wall at Nansang Middle School, and his phone interface stayed here.

The post he was reading had seven pictures, three of which were photos of Chen Yuying from different angles, one of them showing her sitting in the audience and the other standing in the playground. The other four were chat records, and the people who posted on the wall generally wanted to "take some money".

Not only boys confessed their love, but girls did too. However, it can be seen that it was not admiration, but pure admiration and the desire to expand the circle of acquaintances.

——At least on the surface.

Obviously, this post was specially compiled by the confession wall when it noticed that some people were confessing to the same person at the same time, instead of forming a nine-square grid with other people.

"It's not just this one. There's also one in the previous few posts. It should be the class monitor. There are nearly a few dozen posts on the confession wall today. I haven't looked through it much yet. Maybe I can find something else."

Bai Bufan stretched and said:

"She must be a wild fan, not Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu."

Lin Li raised his eyebrows when he heard this.

These people's photography skills are really poor, just take pictures if you understand.

It's normal to be "suddenly" popular. After all, Chen Yuying didn't have the opportunity to "make a public appearance" before, and no one had a mobile phone, so they couldn't post photos even if they wanted to. But now, she is "standing in front of the stage" to some extent, and everyone has a mobile phone.

I didn't feel anything when I looked at it.

With the swipe of his finger, Lin Li slid down to the comment section.

"Riding an old lady across the road: confession P3! Beautiful! +1!"

"Zou Weilun: It's our class monitor of Grade 1, Class 4, Chen Yuying."

You are the only one who is troublesome.

Zou Weilun was also in Class 4 and roommate with Wang Yuezhi, but Lin Li was not familiar with him.

"Ding Sihan: No need to fish it out or add it, it won't pass."

Xiao Dingding, I have always believed that you can do it since I was a kid.

After thinking for a while, Lin Li returned the phone to Bai Bufan, took out his own phone and left a comment.

"Lao Fu Li Ji: Indeed, there is no need to fish it out or add it. I heard that there is already someone who likes it. I think his name is Lao Fu Li Ji."

(End of this chapter)