Chapter 261: The judgments about one person are all the same

Chapter 261: The judgments about one person are all the same

Chapter 261: The judgment of a person is nothing more than the same

Although there won’t be a little red dot when QQ friends like a post like on WeChat, there will still be a reminder when friends comment on the post.

"Who is Lao Ji Fushuang? What kind of extraordinary middle-aged person ID is that? Is it the nickname of the squad leader's father?"

Bai Bufan was the first to notice Lin Li's comments. After reading them, he turned around and asked in surprise.

When friends comment, comments are displayed first, so what Bai Bufan sees is different from what Lin Li sees.

"Son: ...I think his name is something like Lao Fushuangji."

"It's an old horse in the stable. Don't think it's nonsense. It doesn't mean the same thing at all. Be more respectful." Lin Li frowned when he heard it.

Bai Bufan: “?”

I closed my eyes tightly, moistened them, and then took a closer look. She really was an old welfare girl.

Grass.

Well, now it has indeed changed from the ID of a middle-aged person to that of a young person.

"So that's your incredible nickname." To be able to come up with such a nickname, your family must have an expert. After Bai Bufan clicked on Lin Li's QQ profile interface and found that it was him, he immediately felt that it made sense.

Lin Li, who was described by Bai Bufan as someone who was beyond belief, twitched his lips slightly.

It feels a bit unfair. How dare Bai Bufan say that his nickname is against the will of heaven?
——Bai Bufan’s current QQ nickname is “Too much tax evasion needs to be investigated thoroughly”.

——As for WeChat, it’s relatively normal because he doesn’t have a secondary account and his family members are in his contact list——"My friends in the Nancun group praised me for being strong."

Compared to myself, doesn't it seem normal?

Just when Lin Li was about to scroll down to other posts.

"Hey, Lin Li, your comment...how should I put it, it makes me want to pee." Bai Bufan said to Lin Li.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li put down his phone and looked at Bai Bufan with a frown. He did not understand what this guy was talking about for the time being.

"speak English."

"Your comment, in my eyes, is like me trying to mark this classroom of Grade 14 as my territory, but there are too many people here, and I am too embarrassed to just take off my pants and lift my legs to pee in the corner, so for the sake of face, I, a genius, chose to pee with my pants on."

Bai Bufan maintained a teasing expression and looked at Lin Li with a smile:

“Others may be able to see your peeing, but that’s all they can see. Only you know the warmth you’ve hidden.

Lin Li, you should understand what I mean, right? "

Lin Li: "..."

Where did the roundworm come from?

Lin Li laughed.

Then Lin Li laughed and stood up: "Of course I understand what you mean, you mean you want to pee in the classroom, no problem, Bufan, I'll help you."

"A glance at Lin Li, which was a little angry and embarrassed. In order to avoid being beaten to incontinence, Bai Bufan had already started to run away with a smile, while he did not forget to review the six arts of a gentleman.

……

After covering Bai Bufan's body with endangered plants, Lin Li returned to his position.

There is quite a lot of news in the space.

"Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, Chen Yuying and five others liked your comment."

——QQ comments do have a like function.

"Ding Sihan replied to your comment: Where did this gossip come from?"

"Qu Wanqiu responded to your comment: Where did the inside information come from?"

"Chen Yuying replied to your comment: "Fist" "Fist" "Fist""

"Wang Yuezhi downvoted your comment."

"Wang Yuezhi responded to your comment: According to Article 25 of the Dongda Public Security Administration Punishment Law, those who spread rumors, falsely report dangerous situations or police situations, or intentionally disturb public order by other means shall be detained for not less than five days but not more than ten days, and may be fined not more than 500 yuan; if the circumstances are minor, they shall be detained for not more than five days or fined not more than 500 yuan."

In addition, there are some replies from unfamiliar IDs.

They felt that they were dreaming, so most of them wanted to pee on their own heads. The only one who was nice to them said that he had diabetes, so at least he could give them a taste of sweetness.

There was no need to chat under the posts of such a public account, and there was no need to chat in front of others, so Lin Li did not reply to anyone and just posted an emoticon package in "Three People and One Dog".

Evening self-study began quickly, but it was basically no different from the end of get out of class. Everyone continued to do what they were supposed to do, and no one even cared about the songs on the multimedia.

A rare freedom in a closed campus.

Xue Jian also came for a few minutes, but when he saw everyone playing with their phones, he didn't scold them. He just asked them to control the volume and not make too much noise.

So the boys completely let go, simply changed positions, and had a civil war.

"I can't play, I have already uninstalled the King of Glory." Zhou Baowei sent this message in the black-and-white group.

After seeing this, Bai Bufan turned his head and looked at Zhou Baowei in surprise: "What did Bao do for you? Did you also half quit gaming like Lin Li?"

"Maybe it's to make the phone lighter. After all, it's already very heavy. If he can't lose weight himself, can't he lose weight from the phone?" Lin Li interrupted.

Zhou Baowei: “…”

Could this also lead to humiliating oneself?
"In two weeks, I lost about half a month's weight. Isn't this a remarkable effect!" Zhou Baowei emphasized.

Lin Li gave a thumbs up from a distance, which was very impressive.

"And who told you that putting things down will make the phone heavier, Lin Li?" Bai Bufan turned around and laughed at Lin Li's words.

"This is your own problem. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. Storing things on your phone will make it heavier. I stored more than 100GB of pornographic pictures and notebooks on my phone. After a month, I found that the phone was getting heavier and heavier. I could hardly hold it."

Lin Li felt that Bai Bufan was an illiterate who had no idea about digital products, and asked back with a sneer.

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"

It seems so.

but.

You can't hold it steady because the phone has become heavier? I'm embarrassed to expose you.

"Don't pay attention to this idiot, Baowei, come back quickly. Do you have data? If not, I'll turn on a hotspot for you. I haven't used up the carryover data from last month, so you can use it to download it." Bai Bufan stepped forward and urged Zhou Baowei.

"There's not enough space on my phone." Zhou Baowei told the real reason.

"Go up and down the corridor. There is a lot of space in the corridor. If you really can't make it, go to the school gate." Bai Bufan said, pointing outside the door.

Zhou Baowei: “…”

Your mother.

"Isn't your phone 256G? It shouldn't be so easy to fill it up. Do you like taking photos? I can't tell. What did you download?" Bai Bufan asked puzzledly after taking his hand back.

Zhou Baowei answered immediately: "It's the more than 100GB of pornographic pictures and books that Lin Li sent me before."

Bai Bufan: “?”

So there is such a bond between you two, separated by me?
"I'm sitting between you two. My life is ruined." Bai Bufan stepped forward and snatched Zhou Baowei's phone. "Hurry up and delete a few of them! Sex is a knife that scrapes your bones. Don't bring such dangerous things to campus!"

Unable to persuade Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei sighed and reluctantly lightened the weight of his phone: "I'm sorry, ipx-934."

After hearing this, Lin Li slowly fell into thought:
"Bufan, if you say... sex is a bone scraper, then when Hua Tuo was scraping Guan Yu's bones to heal his wounds, was he always showing him porn movies?"

Bai Bufan: “?”

"According to unofficial historical records, this is the case."

Bai Bufan is an expert on the Three Kingdoms, so I have to believe it.

The evening self-study ended in such a relaxed and entertaining atmosphere.

Before riding his bike home, Lin Li first went to the ramen restaurant he often ate at.

"What would you like to eat and meet friends?" There were not many customers in the store at this time. The owner was sitting on a chair playing with his phone, but when he saw Lin Li coming, he stood up and asked.

"Scallion oil noodles with two poached eggs," Lin Li ordered first, then made a request: "Boss, do you have takeaway seals? Can you give me a few?"

"What do you want this for?" The boss was a little confused.

"The takeaway was stolen..." Lin Li briefly described what happened during the day, "...So, if the thief wants to continue stealing and want to give some surprises, he will need some takeaway seals to help."

"Thieves are really annoying, and they need to be slapped a lot." The boss felt the same way, "Take whatever you want from your pocket later."

Lin Li is also an old customer, so he has basic trust in him. Besides, this thing is not a prohibited item, so he can buy it on the market if he wants.

Even if you really do something bad, you won't become an accomplice.

"Thanks, boss."

"Adasi, I'm behind you supporting you like an eagle. I have the power of Dayun Automobile and the speed of Fuxing." Hearing this, the boss patted his chest happily.

Lin Li took a deep breath, glanced at the halal sign in the store, and repeatedly confirmed his memory, so he asked tentatively: "Boss, you should be a Hui, why do you have this accent? You didn't have it before?"

"I've watched too many short videos of Nang Yanwen, and I'm a little addicted. I want to meet a friend." The boss spread his hands and said embarrassedly.

Lin Li: "..."

"Boss, why do you say this thing tastes so good?" Lin Li was curious.

"This is easy," the boss taught without an accent, "Boy, if the Northeastern dialect is a random word placed at a random position in the sentence, then this Uyghur translation of Nangyan is a random metaphor placed at a random position in the sentence.

For example, in Mandarin: Can you be more generous?

Can you use naan to make oil, pick out the meat from the ant's legs and eat one in your stomach every day?"

Lin Li: "..."

Don't say it, really don't say it.

……

The next day, Thursday, Lin Li put two fully-charged sports cameras and a portable WiFi into his schoolbag, changed into a short-sleeved shirt and shorts, and casually put on a coat, then rode his bike to school.

There are 3,000-meter preliminary and final races in the morning and 1,500-meter preliminary and final races in the afternoon.

Although Lin Li ran in moccasins and tight pants, he was confident that he could take first place.

But we still have to give some face to the basic laws of this world and pretend to take them seriously.

There was no opening ceremony today, so after Lin Li arrived at school, he went straight to the playground.

From a distance, I could see Wang Yuezhi standing in the audience doing warm-up exercises. His expression was a little stiff and he looked very nervous.

There is still more than an hour before the game starts, but after all, they are just strong men who were drafted in, so it is understandable.

"It's over, Lin Li, it's over, it's over!" Just as he approached the class base, before he had time to say hello to Chen Yuying, Lin Li heard Bai Bufan's dog barking.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li turned around and looked at Bai Bufan who was running towards him, and asked in confusion.

"Didn't we tell you not to bring breakfast this morning? I went to the cafeteria to eat noodles at that separate window.

Fuck, the aunt at the window called me "little handsome boy" when school started, but this morning she only called me "little brother", Lin Li, don't you know what this means? "

Bai Bufan wailed in pain and despair.

Lin Li was somewhat relieved: "This means that she has finally gotten rid of her bad habit of lying."

"Yeah, fuck, she changed--" Bai Bufan originally wanted to empathize, but then he was stunned.

(;☉_☉)?

So it’s about getting rid of the bad habit of lying?

"Your uncle Lin Li." Bai Bufan cursed with a smile, then patted his shoulder and asked, "Hey, have you prepared the props you mentioned for arresting the bastards?"

Lin Li patted his schoolbag to indicate that there was no problem.

"Let's go back to the dormitory early at noon, then we'll close the door and let you go, and start the hunt!"

"OK!" Bai Bufan rubbed his hands together.

Walking to the edge of the stronghold, Chen Yuying's outfit today was exactly the same as yesterday.

"Lin Li, you didn't even look into my eyes first."

Chen Yuying bit her lower lip while zipping up her coat, looking helpless yet with a hint of a smile.

"Stingy guy, I won't show it to you either." Lin Li snorted disdainfully and zipped up his coat.

Lin Li’s revenge is funny, and his ridicule is also funny.

"Oh, isn't this the old horse that our Yingbao likes?" Ding Sihan, who was not far away, came over after smelling the scent.

"Hey, isn't this the genius girl Xiao Ding?" Lin Li heard the teasing and responded with surprise, then said in a deep voice: "I will keep moving forward, and no one can make me turn back."

"Ahhhhh, don't shout my online name and signature, Lin Li! I will kill you!" Ding Sihan's face suddenly turned red, and after shouting a battle cry, he rushed up and chased Lin Li to beat him.

The nickname at the beginning was okay, but the signature at the end really made her go crazy with shame.

People are always like this. They are most afraid of being called by their real names on the Internet, and they are also afraid of being called by their online names in real life.

Lin Li dodged and looked at Qu Wanqiu: "Charming little mother, I am actually very cute--"

Qu Wanqiu: “?”

"shut up!"

Today's project hasn't even started yet, but Lin Li, who died once, finally arrived at the base.

Wang Ze sat on the chair with a slightly melancholy look.

Bai Bufan standing aside also looked depressed, but he was actually trying to hold back his laughter.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li walked over and put his arm on Wang Ze's shoulder, asking even though he knew the answer.

"Those two girls are too shy. This makes me happy but also sad. They are still shy after a whole night." Wang Ze sighed, "I made so many preparations last night, but now I don't have a chance to use them. I'm anxious."

"What preparations have you made?" Lin Li asked with amusement.

"Wang Ze asked us to light him last night. After wasting hundreds of shots, we finally took a photo of his perfect abdominal muscles and immediately posted it to our Moments." Zhang Haoyang pushed his glasses and added.

“Is it so disgusting?” Lin Li laughed and immediately took out his cell phone to check.

“Don’t look at it, you can’t see it.” Zhang Haoyang said with a smile, “Those Moments have blocked all friends.”

"Then why do we still hold a market?"

"Because this will block our current friends, but new friends will be able to see it."

Lin Li: "?"

Can this still be done?

“You don’t have to say this so loudly, ahem.” Wang Ze stood up and covered his son’s mouth. Then he looked at Lin Li and laughed, “In order to show off my charm, I even learned some magic tricks from Wang Yuezhi.”

It was a pity that there was no performance at the closing ceremony, otherwise Class 4 might have had three clowns.

Seeing Wang Ze taking it so seriously, Lin Li almost wanted to tell him the truth.

However, Bai Bufan next to him seemed to have noticed Lin Li's intention and shook his head at him fiercely from behind.

Lin Li smiled casually and changed the subject: "Wang Ze, magic is still too ordinary, do you want to learn magic?"

"Magic? Does it require turning into a girl?" Wang Ze raised his eyebrows.

"Don't worry, you don't need to."

"That's not learning."

Lin Li: "?"

"But it's from the hypnosis department."

"Coach, this is what I want to learn."

"Let me show you a demonstration," Lin Li laughed, then walked towards Bai Bufan, snapped his fingers heavily, and then chanted a spell: "Bufan, from now on, you will forget that you are gay."

Bai Bufan: “?”

"I'm not gay?" Bai Bufan asked in surprise.

Lin Li said nothing, looking at Wang Ze and pointing at Bai Bufan, with a smug look on his face: "This is the power of magic!"

"No! Fuck you! I'm not gay! This is bullshit magic!" Bai Bufan was anxious.

"See, that's awesome, I forgot everything completely!" Lin Li answered with still great pride.

"No? Eh? Damn!" Bai Bufan widened his eyes.

For a moment, I didn't know how to break the deadlock.

“There is no solution?!”

"No, this magic has too big a loophole." Wang Ze smiled disdainfully as if he was seeing a trivial trick. As a master of gay jokes, he stood up and walked between the two of them.

"It's so easy to determine a man's sexual orientation. All you have to do is look at his skin. The criteria for judgment are basically the same."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "Oo?"

No.

and many more.

God damn it's pretty much the same.

But it seems to make sense.

"So this magic seems unsolvable, but as long as Bufan takes off his pants, he can easily break it, because as long as he has never been gay, then he is Xiaoyi." Wang Ze said lightly, and then looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, come on, start proving yourself."

"Your purpose seems to be wrong, right?"

Bai Bufan smiled and raised his middle finger, and couldn't help but sigh:
“After knowing Wang Ze for a long time, I suddenly understood the lyrics of Zhao Lei’s “Chengdu”.

"It's not just the wine I drank last night that made me cry."

After hearing this line from Bai Bufan, Lin Li could no longer look directly at this song.

Thank you for your hard work, Zhao Lei.

Bai Bufan accompanied Wang Ze to drink yesterday's wine. Before leaving, he gave Lin Li a look, as if he was going to do something.

Lin Li stood under the shadow of the parasol, looking at the sky and waiting for time to pass, chatting with the "three people" around him from time to time.

"Those participating in the men's 3,000-meter race, please go to the registration office for registration. Please participate..."

Chen Yuying was originally looking at the runway sideways, but she suddenly turned back when she heard the broadcast. Her ponytail drew a shiny dark arc in the sunlight. Her reaction seemed to be even greater than Lin Li's. The fragmented light in her pupils seemed to have taken in the entire clear autumn sky.

"Lin Li, come on, you will have a smooth journey too." Chen Yuying blessed with a smile.

"I'm a little worried and nervous." Lin Li sighed.

"No need. No matter what your grades are—" She took a half step forward, tilted her head, and crossed her hands behind her back: "You are always great."

"Ah, squad leader, I'm not worried about that," Lin Li suddenly sighed again, "I'm worried about how I should pose for photos when I stand on the podium. I don't have the experience to do that."

Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing.

She tilted her head slightly, with a smile in her eyes: "Don't worry about this."

Taking a step back, Chen Yuying raised her hand and made a photo frame, enclosing Lin Li in the sunlight framed by her fingertips. She closed one eye and smiled brightly: "Lin Li, you look beautiful no matter how you look."

The tail end of her voice drifted away with the wind, and Lin Li suddenly forgot to breathe.

Xiaojing, Xiaojing, I'm sorry.

(End of this chapter)