Chapter 262: Did I do something wrong when I was reincarnated as an umbrella?

Chapter 262: Did I do something wrong when I was reincarnated as an umbrella?

Chapter 262: Did I do something wrong when I was reincarnated as an umbrella? (Seeking monthly votes at the beginning of the month)
Xiaojing, although I don't know when you will be released from prison, please don't call me after you are released. I'm afraid that the squad leader will misunderstand me.

Lin Li suddenly covered his chest and half-knelt on the ground.

"What's wrong?" Chen Yuying, who had a smile on her face, immediately stepped forward and asked with concern.

"Sorry, I forgot to breathe just now." Lin Li raised his face, his Adam's apple rolling in the sunlight, and said with a smile.

Chen Yuying: “…”

"Idiot." Chen Yuying was helpless and amused. Looking down from above, she curled her fingertips, which eventually turned into a light tap that landed on the top of Lin Li's head.

"Just knock once?" After waiting for a while without any response, Lin Li looked up and asked in confusion, "Class monitor, I think the first watch in the middle of the night is too early, right? I'm afraid Ding Sihan and the others are still not asleep. How about knocking twice more? I'll go to your dormitory to study with you in the middle of the night."

"That's not the hint!" Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, then she tapped her own forehead twice with the back of her hand and said with a headache.

understood.

The monitor will come to study with me at midnight tonight, so I don't need to go find her.

That's looking forward to one hand.

By the way, this upward view is considered a death perspective, but it actually looks so good.

Why do these legs feel longer than mine? Is it because of the proportions?

Playable years.

"Lin Li, you are not Sun Wukong, the Great Sage is not as lustful as you, you can only be Zhu Bajie." Seeing someone's eyes blatantly wandering along her legs, she smiled and took two steps back, her heels knocking on the ground with a crisp sound: "Okay, Lin Li, you should go to check-in first."

Lin Li stood up, stretched, and before leaving the class base, he said to Chen Yuying:
"Squad leader, do you really think that after I, Monkey Brother, immobilized the Seven Fairies, I did nothing?"

"Warm reminder, Monkey King jumped out of a stone, there are seven fairies, and there are also seven calabash brothers. The calabash brothers can turn into a stone mountain."

"I won't say much about the rest. Those who understand will understand, and those who don't understand won't understand even if I tell them. Squad leader, don't ask. The interests involved are too great, and it won't do you any good to tell you. I can only say that the water is deep, and the information on the Internet has been deleted, so I can only say that those who understand will understand, and those who don't understand can do nothing about it."

After the Zhihu expert, Lin Lin, finished speaking, he left in style.

Chen Yuying: “?”

Afterwards, Chen Yuying couldn't help but feel a little worried. With such obscene rumors, could Lin Li's head withstand the beating of a 13,500-jin stick?

But there is still a problem that may need to be solved. Chen Yuying smiled and said:
"Lin Li, where are you going? The check-in office is not over there! You're going the wrong way! Didn't you look at the location map?"

Lin Li would naturally not admit it: "The earth is round. This is a field test to verify the curvature of the earth."

"whispering sound--"

"We're really leaving. You must cheer me up later. Oh, yes, squad leader, it's the cheering with wavy lines. Come on~, do you understand?" Lin Li took out his mobile phone to confirm the location and winked at Chen Yuying.

"I don't want it~"

……

When Lin Li arrived at the registration office, Wang Yuezhi was already there.

The people working at the registration office are basically the student union and volunteer students. As for teachers, there is only one person in charge to take charge and deal with problems that students cannot solve.

"Wang Yuezhi, what should we do now?" Lin Li walked over and patted Wang Yuezhi on the shoulder and asked.

Wang Yuezhi was very nervous and didn't notice Lin Li approaching. So he shuddered after being photographed and said in a slightly annoyed tone:
"Go over and show the staff your student ID and number book, and then draw the order."

Lin Li found a table with a sign saying "Gao Yi Group".

"Hello, classmate. Please show me your student ID card." The registrar said politely after seeing Lin Li.

"here."

"Lin Li from Class 1009, Grade ... found him. His registration number is . Where's your number tag? Did you bring it?" the registrar asked after checking the roll call book in front of him.

"Yes." Lin Li took off his coat and showed it.

"good body."

"Thank you."

After confirming that the number book and Lin Li had no illegal equipment, the inspector recorded it in the roll call book and then handed over a mobile phone: "Click it."

is a number generator.

17.

"17, which means when I take you to the runway later, you will be in the seventeenth position." The registrar explained the meaning of the number.

For other events, lanes are divided by drawing lots, but this does not apply to the 3,000-meter race. It is impossible for only eight people to run at a time. Instead, all participants must run directly and be arranged in order at the starting line in advance. This can avoid possible friction, such as everyone squeezing into the inner circle.

"Wang Yuezhi, what's your number?" After the registration, they had to wait for the next race and the registrar would take everyone to the starting line. They could not leave at will, so Lin Li walked up to Wang Yuezhi and asked.

"8." Wang Yuezhi's eyes were unfocused.

"Don't be so nervous." Lin Li comforted.

“That’s easy to say.” Wang Yuezhi glanced at Lin Li and said hatefully.

After all, he is not Lin Li, so he does not have to suffer this torture.

"I have a way to relieve anxiety, would you like to listen to it?" Lin Li said with a smile.

"explain."

"If you know how to smoke, smoke one now to calm down. If you don't know how to smoke, you can learn to smoke first, and then smoke one now to calm down." Lin Li gave his little life tips.

Wang Yuezhi: “…”

Your mother.

Is it necessary to smoke this cigarette?

"Instead of joking with me, you might as well think about how to get a good ranking. I'm just here to make up the numbers, and you're not. Don't let yourself get the same score as me and disappoint others!" Wang Yuezhi said with disdain.

"Don't worry, I will be fine. By the way, Wang Yuezhi, I plan to use the rabbit tactics later, so don't let me lead you down." Lin Li said confidently after hearing this.

The rabbit tactic refers to a tactic that involves taking a quick lead at the beginning of a long-distance race, disrupting the rhythm of other opponents, and consuming their physical strength, thereby creating an advantage for teammates or yourself.

The rabbit tactic has relatively high requirements for the user, and the tortoise tactic is more commonly used in reality.

——That is, deliberately running slowly until you fall behind by a whole lap, and then blend in and pretend that you have not fallen behind that lap.

Before Lin Li obtained the system, he and Bai Bufan often used this trick.

"I understand." Wang Yuezhi nodded.

Seeing that Wang Yuezhi had no desire to chat, Lin Li sat on the ground and played with his phone, waiting for time to pass.

Until a voice sounded in front of him: "Are you Lin Li?"

Lin Li looked up and saw a male student, quite tall, but he was not familiar with him.

The person in front of him was not Chen Yuying, and Lin Li was unwilling to speak condescendingly to others, so he stood up and patted his butt. The other person was still shorter than him.

Then he said, "Yes, it's me, Lin Li, what's wrong?"

“Haha, when we run the 3,000-meter race later, just stand behind me and eat your fart.” The other person sneered and gave Lin Li an upside-down thumbs-up.

Lin Li: "?"

"Not a buddy? Do we know each other?" Lin Li stared at the other person's face in surprise. He thought for a long time in his mind before confirming that he really didn't know this person.

If you don't know him, what's the matter with this inexplicable malice?

"The strong should ruthlessly humiliate the weak. In sports competitions, being bad is the original sin. As for the rest, I don't want to tell my future defeated opponents."

However, the other party just left this sentence, tilted his thumb down, and walked to the seat next to him to sit and play with his mobile phone.

Lin Li: "?"

This guy is just like Kuang Heng when he was a child, a pure and simple bastard!
Is he a transvestite? Otherwise, why does he like to act cool? Or is he just pretending to be cool?

Although it was a bit puzzling, Lin Li did not step forward to seek revenge.

However, the other party successfully attracted Lin Li's attention.

I went to the registration office and saw that this guy was called Du Hansi and was from Class 14 of Grade 1.

Class 14. Lin Li began to think, has he ever offended anyone in Class 14?
I still have no recollection of it, and I have never had any conflict with this person or the class.

That was a problem left over from the last monthly exam - for example, was it Feng Kai or the classmate of that buddy who was reported by me, who was now helping me to get revenge?

Or did he lose the tug-of-war game and is now angry?
You can't guess it if you don't ask me, but it doesn't matter.

Seventeen is the age when one cannot tolerate any injustice.

Lin Li has plenty of ways to deal with this guy.

"Wang Yuezhi, I won't be using the rabbit tactics anymore. I've decided to use the shit tactics instead. If you can follow the main force, just follow normally." Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi reminded him.

Wang Yuezhi: “?”

What tactics did you just say?

……

"The race is about to begin. All the men's 3,000-meter runners in Group 1, line up and follow me!" As the race time approached, the registrar shouted at the registration desk with a loudspeaker.

None of the twenty classes are full of forty people. After all, not many people are willing to make up the numbers for this kind of project. There are not many classes like Class 28 that have filled up their quota. There are only contestants in total.

The group followed them to the playground.

Chen Yuying, Bai Bufan and the others had already been waiting at the starting line. When Lin Li approached, they said, "Lin Li, come on~"

It is a wavy cheer that satisfies Lin Li’s wishes.

It sounds good.

Lin Li put his index and middle fingers together and gently stroked his temple, then nodded with a smile: "Got it."

He then took off his coat and handed it to Chen Yuying.

"If you need a drink of water while running, you can tell me when you pass by me." Chen Yuying hung Lin Li's coat on her arm and shook the two bottles of water in her hand.

“Okay,” Lin Li nodded with a smile, “But more important than water is to remember to keep refueling me.”

"Of course." Chen Yuying knocked the two bottles of mineral water in her hands against each other like cheerleading sticks, with a smile on her lips.

"The oil price has gone up today, Lin Li." Bai Bufan, who had put his hands behind his back when Lin Li was taking off his clothes, said at this time.

"Then give me yesterday's."

"Please ask the first grade men's 3,000-meter runners to step onto the track. The race will begin soon."

"The autumn wind is cheering for you, and the sunshine is cheering for you! The 3,000-meter track is the stage for you to sweat; the 3,000-meter journey is the challenge for you to surpass yourself! No matter what the result is, every step you take is our pride! Lin Li, Wang Yuezhi, come on! ——From all the students in Class 4 of Grade 1."

The radio broadcast a message of encouragement from the class for the two. "Come on, too." At the last moment, Lin Li patted Wang Yuezhi on the shoulder, walked onto the runway, and stood at the back, looking relaxed.

"Each of you, just feed yourself--pre-north--bang!"

The starting gun sounded.

Lin Li pressed the timer on his watch. If he wanted to control the score accurately, he must run according to the previous time allocation.

Lin Li didn't start quickly, and was even considered the slowest among the group.

He originally planned to ride away from the others, but due to tactical changes, he no longer needed to do so.

Lin Li spotted Du Hansi in the crowd in front and quickened his pace to catch up with him, revealing a sinister smile.

The other party who dared to speak harshly to him was indeed capable, because he quickly became the first among everyone.

Lin Li, who was following behind, became the second.

Du Hansi adjusted his breathing and ran with big strides.

“…Du…Han…Si…Du…Han…Si…” A voice came from behind.

Du Hansi: “?”

The voice made Du Hansi a little confused. He turned around and found that it was Lin Li who was following him closely.

Lin Li was actually able to look at him with a smile while running at big strides.

"What's wrong?" Du Hansi had just started running and had enough energy, so he asked in surprise.

"I am a natural admirer of the strong. Your domineering declaration just now was so cool. I kind of like you, buddy." Lin Li explained with a smile, his face slightly red.

Du Hansi: “?”

No?

You blush like a bubble teapot!
and many more.

There is no time to ask questions. Is there something touching my butt now?

Du Hansi lowered his head in horror. It was really Lin Li’s hand!
"Fuck, there's a gay!"

Du Hansi's pupils trembled, he took a deep breath, sped up again, and in the first lap, he ran as fast as many people sprinting.

Although allocating physical energy in this way will affect my grades, if I don’t affect my grades now, it will affect my innocence.

"...Du...Han...Si..."

Du Hansi: “?”

When the haunting voice appeared again, Du Hansi swallowed his saliva, which already tasted a little rusty, and turned around.

It's Mona Lisa's smile.

"Han Si, will you be good to me?" Lin Li spoke shyly and sadly recounted the past:
"I hadn't seen my ex-boyfriend for more than a month. He said he missed me very much, so I paid for him to go see him. I even booked a hotel and a table. But he couldn't even afford to buy me a bottle of lubricant. He blew his nose and wiped it on my back. I wanted to scold him, but thinking that it was not easy to meet him once, I endured it. But later, seeing others blowing their noses would always remind me of him, so he became my ex-boyfriend.

"Hans, will you be good to me?" Lin Li asked again, but this time there was no sadness, only a yearning for a better life in the future and with Du Hans.

Du Hansi: “???”

Du Hansi was in a trance and felt something strengthening his ears.

Lin Li should pay him to listen to this speech. Is this fucking Chinese?
There was no time to be dazed, because Du Hansi found that the hand began to strengthen his buttocks again.

Run!

"Han Si~~I have a scar on the inside of my thigh. Do you want to see it? It has nothing to do with my obscure past or incomplete memories, and no one has bullied me. It is just a mark of time that changes with the seasons, so I call it a seasonal scar."

But the voice lingered.

"Ahhhhhh!!!" Du Hansi ran forward with all his might. It was the first time he ran so hard for a man.

Who the hell knew that I would be harassed by someone while attending a school sports meet? !

Lin Li's voice seemed to disappear.

But Du Hansi didn't dare to look back or to lose heart.

He looked straight ahead and ran hard, fearing that if he relaxed, Lin Li would catch up with him.

From the corner of his eye, he noticed that on the inside of the playground, there were several girls looking at him expectantly, and one of them was a particularly pretty girl with a high ponytail.

A porcelain-white wrist swayed into a shadow in the sunlight, and the creases of the sports shorts when standing on tiptoe revealed the unique curves of youth.

Just by looking at it for a few times, I felt that my soul, which had been tainted by Lin Li's disgust, had become much clearer.

Du Hansi quickly closed his mouth, which was gasping for breath due to the sudden acceleration, and adjusted his image.

Now is the time for fantasy. Do I have a little fan girl too?

"Come on! Come on--" Seeing him coming, the girl also smiled happily and waved her arms at Du Hansi, her porcelain white face made people unable to take their eyes off her.

Du Hansi almost fell in love if the other party hadn't called his name wrong.

“——Lin Li! Come on! Lin Li! Come on~~”

Not only did he not fall in love, Du Hansi's face even looked a little ugly for a moment.

Because she looked at herself and called Lin Li, what did that mean?

Feeling like he was playing a horror game, Du Hansi slowly turned around.

It was Mona Lisa's brilliant laugh.

No? Why didn't this person even make any footsteps?

Du Hansi looked down and found that this guy's running frequency was surprisingly consistent with his own, so that he didn't even notice that there was someone following closely behind him!

However, Lin Li, who was following behind her, finally acted like a human being at this time. He did not touch her butt, but waved at the girl in response.

As if noticing Du Hansi's gaze, Lin Li looked at him again: "What's wrong, Hansi?"

Hansi said nothing, just turned back and continued to speed up.

"Han Si, I really want to be reincarnated as an umbrella so that you can hold my handle openly.
Or it can be reincarnated as a playground, which can be set up in your elementary school, Hansi, Hansi~oh~Hansi~my Hansi."

However, some things cannot be thrown away. Lin Li's moving voice continued to call her lover's name from behind, and she could hardly hold it back.

This is Lin Li’s shit strategy – make the first place disgusting, and the second place will become the first place.

Du Hansi finally understood that Lin Li stopped not because he planned to behave himself, but because he was about to pass by some acquaintances and he also had to maintain his image.

Du Hans was desperate. Unable to bear this torture any longer, he chose to tell the truth:
"Lin Li, brother, please stop torturing me and saying harsh words. Yes, Wang Ze asked me to say them. He asked me to stimulate you and see if I can make you run faster.

Brother, please forgive me. If you continue like this, I will give up the competition. I just came to the school sports meeting to have fun. I don’t, I don’t plan to have psychological problems! ! "

Because he was still running and was tired, Du Hansi's voice seemed a little intermittent.

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

what?
“Is that so? Haha.” Lin Li’s doubts were resolved, and he suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

This guy can run so fast, he really looks like an athlete. It’s normal that Wang Ze knows him but he doesn’t.

And this kind of thing Wang Ze, this bastard, can really do.

It turned out to be a misunderstanding.

"Sorry, sorry, the flood has flushed the Dragon King Temple." Lin Li laughed.

It can be regarded as Wang Ze's painstaking effort.

"It's okay, it's okay. Just don't disgust me, brother. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry." The person Du Hansi hated the most now was not Lin Li, but Wang Ze.

Your classmate has this kind of physical fitness, and you want me to provoke him?

He has been following me, and now he can still run without slowing down and speak fluently and naturally, and he doesn’t look tired at all!
For a person like this, it's okay for him to provoke me, right?

Wang Ze, I really am Tian Wenjing to you!
"I'm sorry too." Lin Li looked at the time on his watch and apologized.

"No, no, I am sorry for you. I shouldn't have provoked you."

"No, no, no, I'm sorry... Brother, if I continue talking, I'm going to get a stitch in the side, let's not go on." Du Hansi begged.

"Okay, then you speed up, I won't be behind you anymore, I'm going to speed up." Lin Li nodded.

Du Hansi was so moved that tears were about to flow.

He never wanted Lin Li to appear behind him again in this life.

The place where Lin Li's big hand touched his butt was numb as if he had been electrocuted. If he was touched again, Du Hansi was afraid that his Taoism would be unstable.

Could it be...

"Then you should do your best too!" Du Hansi's physical distribution had been completely disrupted by himself. It would be impossible to break the record by following him all the time. The current pace was a bit slower than expected, so according to the time on the watch, Lin Li began to speed up.

Don't forget to encourage as you pass by.

"Fuck, this is awesome! Lin Li got first place! He even surpassed my buddy? There's no way he could get first place? It's incredible... How did he do it?"

At this time, Wang Ze, who was waiting for Lin Li to come closer to cheer on the playground, noticed this scene, widened his eyes, patted Bai Bufan's shoulder beside him, and said in shock.

Coach, I really need to go cultural.

“If you ask him, he will only tell you that he did it by abstaining from sex.” Bai Bufan knew Lin Li very well.

"Lin Li! Come on! Keep it up! Take first place! Steady!" After Lin Li ran closer, Wang Ze, Bai Bufan and others cheered loudly.

Lin Li nodded at them.

"The girls waved and we just nodded. I don't want to say more about the situation." Wang Ze felt that he was being treated differently and sighed.

"He probably just ran out of energy. How could Lin Li be so ungrateful for the sake of beauty? If he were to do that, I would be willing to drive a luxury car and live in a villa in my next life." Bai Bufan smiled and spread his hands.

Bai Bufan turned his head and continued to follow Lin Li's figure, while Wang Ze waited for the arrival of the second place.

Nearly half a minute later, Du Hansi finally arrived at his location.

"Han Si, come on, you too. I saw you ran very fast in the first lap. I thought you were going to burst out. Why are you lagging now? Aren't you done yet?"

Seeing that Du Hansi was exhausted and his breathing was obviously out of control, Wang Ze laughed.

Upon hearing this, Du Hansi became even more indifferent than Lin Li. He remained strangely calm and did not even nod. However, he kept staring at Wang Ze until he reached the limit of looking back while running.

Wang Ze: “?”

Wang Ze swallowed his saliva. Is it... is it an illusion?
Why... did I sense murderous intent in Du Hansi's eyes? -
At the beginning of the month, there is a monthly ticket lottery. Please give me the monthly ticket for March~
(End of this chapter)