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But under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the company representative suppressed the question that was about to come out of his mouth, "I will also loudly say that I am a blind idiot who has no idea of the immensity of heaven and earth and can only bark wildly! And then learn to bark like a dog!"
At this point, the company representative stared at Cheng Che, "Is that enough?!"
"Not enough." Cheng Che shook his head and raised his chin, "Add a little more."
Company representative: !!!
This is too much!
"I... I... I was barking like a dog and crawling around in the dark!" The company representative risked his life, his voice loud and clear, completely ignoring the shocked looks of the Chamber of Commerce and Su Chang nearby.
"Not enough." Cheng Che stood up, walked behind Su Chang, took the booklet from the Chamber of Commerce administrator, and looked at the rent amount. "Resign and be my dog."
"Okay! If you lose, it'll be the other way around!" The company representative stood with his hands on his hips, not panicking at all, his face full of confidence, "If you lose - wait, among all of you, who is going to be my dog?!"
With so many people involved, he must be tired of raising so many dogs.
Chapter 328 is so fun.
Jinren Lane was in chaos at this time. Su Chang, a newcomer from Yunqi, and Xinghe Sanyueqi from Xingqiong Train tried to stop the hot-blooded Cheng Che with their claws and teeth, and tried to persuade him with nonsense.
"Being a crow is pitiful enough, why be a dog?!"
"Cheche, have you gone crazy from having your hair pulled out?"
"You can't be a dog! You can't talk nonsense with your mouth open!"
"What kind of open-mouthed gourd is this? This is clearly a consecrated gourd!"
Amidst the chatter, Cheng Che could no longer bear it and shouted angrily, "Whoever pulls me will walk into a wall when it rains!"
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone around him took a step back in unison, their movements mimicking the sound of the Cloud Cavalry training.
Su Chang blinked and stood at attention. "Although I don't know what happened, it feels scary."
"It's normal, you just need to get used to it, so you can't touch him." Xing blinked, then turned to look at the extremely arrogant company representative, and then looked at Cheng Che, "So do you have any good ideas? Or do you really want to be a dog?"
Although she felt that the Jinren Lane Chamber of Commerce would not necessarily lose, she still had to know what Cheng Che was thinking.
"He is not someone who meddles in other people's business, but you have to know that this man has been mean to Cheng Che three times!" San Yue Qi stretched out his palm and gestured with three fingers, "Think about Sambo and Jeppard, those who did not offend him ended up like that, let alone this..."
star:……
Xing came back to his senses instantly, looked at the company representative with a look of hidden pity, reached out and pressed down Su Chang's indignant palm, and said calmly, "Okay, the matter of Jinren Lane has been resolved."
Su Shang: ???
"Solved?" Su Chang's eyes widened, looking around in disbelief, "Who solved it?!"
Xing raised his chin towards Cheng Che, with a hint of regret in his voice, "Just wait."
Amid everyone's puzzled gazes, Cheng Che took a look at the rental bill, spoke to the Chamber of Commerce manager in a low voice, seemed to have exchanged something, then walked up to the company representative and lowered his head to look through his bag.
"What are you doing? Are you going to admit defeat and become a dog?" The man with sunglasses raised his chin proudly, his voice full of confidence, "I won't accept bribes!"
"Are you serious about the bet?" Cheng Che raised his eyes and stared into the other person's eyes.
Hearing this, the company representative leaned back, put his hands in front of him and looked weird, "Oh~ No way, no way, are you scared of the nosy passers-by? Are you going to run away?"
Cheng Che: ...
Drama Queen!!!
"The contract has been concluded. Anyone who breaks his promise will be punished by eating rocks." Cheng Che nodded, his voice calm.
He took out a few black cards from his pocket and stuffed them into the hands of the man in sunglasses, and said softly, "The rent has been paid."
Little Sunglasses: ???
The man wearing sunglasses suddenly widened his eyes, lowered his head and checked the card in his hand over and over again. After a long while, he spoke blankly, "Ah? Ah! Ah——"
"Barking like a dog!"
"Crawling all over the floor!"
"Quit your job and become a dog!"
There was a sudden clamor of excitement from all around, and the boy with sunglasses' cheek twitched for a moment, holding a few cards with credit points on them, not knowing what to feel.
Xing quietly approached Cheng Che and lowered her voice, "Didn't you say that the money was all spent?"
"I can't steal more after I've spent all the money?" Cheng Che glanced at Xing, not showing any guilt or fault in his expression. "Do you think I'm bored and going out for a walk in the middle of the night?"
star:……
Xing looked back at the man in sunglasses and inexplicably felt that the company was always the one that got hurt.
So…what did Interstellar Peace Corporation do wrong?
"Robbery is wrong." Xing thought for a while, then turned to look at Cheng Che and advised him seriously, "It's illegal."
"Then go tell Phoenix, don't tell me." Cheng Che became calmer, with his hands in his pockets waiting for his dog, "It's not like Cheng Che stole the money."
Again, the one who robbed was Phoenix, what does it have to do with Cheng Cheche?
Besides...
Now that it has been tainted with the word "collapse", is there any law left?
Xing pursed her lips and looked down at herself again, "Okay..."
I seem to have followed Kafka in the past, and I might have done a lot of illegal and criminal things. Besides, the Star Core Hunters can barely be considered as half of my family...
Xing convinced himself in an instant, and looked at Xiao Yangjing with his piercing eyes, "Quick! Be a dog! Resign! Bark like a dog! Crawl all over the floor!"
Little Sunglasses: ...
The subordinate standing behind the little sunglasses reached out and pushed his boss in front of him, lowering his voice, "Boss, just go with peace of mind."
Performance, his!
The credit is his!
Promotion, his!
He will definitely remember his boss's kindness!
"That doesn't count!" The boy in sunglasses came back to his senses instantly, his eyes widened and he retorted, "This is your private money, not the Chamber of Commerce's money!"
What are you doing? !
Whose enemy is this? !
Are you too bored to help others pay back their debts? If you don't want the money, give it to him!
"I just bought a store and I'm a member of the Chamber of Commerce." Cheng Che put his hands in his pockets and said expressionlessly, "What belongs to me belongs to the collective, and what belongs to the collective belongs to everyone. This is the wealth I selflessly contribute to the Chamber of Commerce."
"You, you, you——" The boy with sunglasses shook his hands, "You are cheating!"
As soon as the words fell, Xing turned his head sharply, "Who is cheating!"
"Who is cheating?" Su Chang came to her senses and stepped forward carrying her heavy sword. "Say it again!"
On the side, San Yue Qi was standing on the trash can holding Bai Lu, and they said in unison, "Who is cheating?"
Cheng Che: ...
Baffling!
"Go away!" Cheng Che lowered his head and picked up two small stones from the ground. He looked at the man in sunglasses and said, "Try to see if you can run away. Resign quickly. I have something else for you to do!"
Little Sunglasses: ...
Oh, he was so sad. He got the money back, but he was hurt so much. Even if the company gave him a higher salary, it was not worth it!
"I am coming……"
A low voice sounded from the side. The blond boy looked up at Cheng Che, his eyes full of light. "The general asked me to learn from you how to trick people. He said that although a surprise attack is effective, it is not as good as overturning the chessboard directly."
At this point, Yan Qing looked around and continued to ask, "Brother, are you going to open a store? This person..."
"He's a dramatic actor, so funny." Cheng Che blinked and looked at the man in sunglasses with interest. "I plan to package him and sell him to someone who is too proud. What do you think?"
For example, the general who is effective in acting coquettishly but cannot bring himself to do so, the Jinren Lane Chamber of Commerce who is too proud, Bailu who is embarrassed about her position as a Chiming, and Danheng who is even more embarrassed about his position as a Chiming but is as stubborn as a saw-mouthed gourd and does not argue.
It would be fun to let Little Sunglasses sing and perform some pestering.
Yanqing:......
"Then do you still have money? You seem like a child who gives away money..." A trace of worry flashed in Yan Qing's eyes, and he couldn't help but remind him, "Although I don't have money either, I still have a sword. Brother, you are different..."
Money is spent and nothing is left.
"It's not my money that I spent, so why should I feel bad?" Cheng Che glanced at Yan Qing and weighed the small stone in his hand. "Although I have no money, I have gained favors and fun..."
Chapter 329 Wow.
"Woooooooo..."
The arrogant and conceited man squatted in the corner, surrounded by circles of people, looking at him with shining eyes, waiting for someone who lost the bet to fulfill his promise.
"I didn't expect the solution you mentioned was to just pay the money." Xing crossed his arms and sat on a bench provided by the surrounding shops with a calm face. "I originally thought we should go to the shops to ask, and then find the account books, and find all kinds of things that can prove the commercial value of Jinren Lane to have a hearty debate."
Hearing this, Su Chang, who was also sitting on the stool, nodded repeatedly, "Yes, I felt that I was impulsive at first, but the matter was resolved before I could finish my impulse. Now I don't have any sense of accomplishment in helping others..."
Having said that, Su Chang turned her head and looked at the group of people from the Starry Sky Train with curiosity.
Although he is a barbarian, he seems to have adapted well to life in Luofu, even better than myself, who comes from the Yaoqing Fairy Boat.
"This guy wearing sunglasses is really fun..." Cheng Che held a small bag and lowered his head to collect the scattered gravel at his feet and put it in. "I have already thought about what I will use the small shop I just bought for?"
"What? Didn't you just buy a shop because you wanted to join the Chamber of Commerce?" Yan Qing widened his eyes and looked at Cheng Che curiously, "The general said that you have a lot of wonderful ideas, so..."
Follow, watch more, listen more, ask more and learn more. After all, the general is busy sleeping these days and has no time to teach him how to play chess.
Cheng Che sighed softly and couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead, "Who is so kind as to leave such a good child by my side..."
Why did he start taking care of the kids?
He doesn't want it!
"The general said that if you can't learn the trick, you can just turn the tables violently or have a flash of inspiration." Yan Qing held his chin with both hands and said seriously, "So I came to watch the flash of inspiration."
Cheng Che: ...