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Jing Yuan is so bold. He's not afraid at all that Yan Qing will follow him and become the next crazy guy, right?
"Sell? No, rent." Cheng Che propped up his chin and looked at the crying little boy standing not far away. He said calmly, "How can happiness be enjoyed by only me? Can't I rent it out so that more people can feel the happiness?"
Selling people is illegal, but renting services is reasonable.
Yanqing:......
I feel like something is wrong, but...
Yan Qing was confused for a moment, then turned to look at Teacher Sanyueqi and Teacher Xingxing, wondering, "Is it me... Is it because I can't think straight? Why do I feel like... this brother is the only one who got hurt?"
As an employee of a company, I negotiated business on behalf of the company. Not only did I lose my face, but I also lost my personal freedom. In the end...
In the end, I have to become a product in the most special store in Luofu... No, an employee, and rent myself out to Cheng Che to make money?
If you think about it carefully, there seems to be something wrong, but if you think about it again, the logic seems to be very smooth and there is no lag at all.
"He's a bad mouth..." San Yue Qi shrugged, pointed at the man who was squatting and crying, and said seriously, "Even if Cheng Che wasn't here, he would have barked like a dog today. Now it's just... he got carried away and gambled a little..."
Yan Qing blinked and lowered his head to write down Cheng Che's actions in his notebook. "And then?"
"Where is the next? And then..." Xing was about to speak when he saw Cheng Che taking small stones from the onlookers behind him, and he was immediately confused.
star:? ? ?
Uniform and full of tacit understanding!
Xing couldn't help but touch the back of his head, incredulous. "I have a lot of questions. Why do you need small stones? Why do people give you small stones? And... why do the shops in the alley next door bring their own stools and run over here!"
"Gossip is human instinct, of course it's limited to my hometown." Cheng Che remained calm, shaking the paper bag in his hand, listening to the clattering sound of the small stones in it, and looking at the crying little girl in sunglasses, "Friend, how about you try to default on your debt?"
The punishment of eating rocks...
Why not try it?
As soon as the words were spoken, the eyes of the onlookers turned in unison like searchlights, focusing on the crying man.
The little man in sunglasses raised his head silently, and the glasses on his nose slipped down, revealing his eyes full of grievance, "Wuwuwu——"
"Hey... why are you crying as a grown man..."
"Maybe his future as a dog makes him sad?"
"What's wrong with being a dog? We don't really have to tie him up!"
"You cry so pitifully..."
"So... cry quickly? We're still waiting to see you after you're done crying!"
Little Sunglasses cried even more pitifully, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand to hit the subordinate beside him, "Wuwuwu... The mission was not completed, and I also sacrificed myself. My job..."
Smashed!
All smashed!
"Hey..." The little subordinate's face was full of grief, but there was a hint of uncontrollable happiness in his voice, "Boss, you can go with peace of mind, everyone will remember your contribution!"
“Wuwuwu, there is no one here, there is only you… Never mind, you won’t remember my contribution…” The man with sunglasses rubbed his eyes and almost buried his head between his legs, “I’m so sad!”
"Boss, think about it carefully!" The young subordinate said earnestly, "It doesn't matter where you work, the company has rules and regulations. If you stay here... you can save money if you are not good at the job, and you will get a severance pay if you leave, right?"
The little boy with sunglasses covered his face and fell into deep thought. The people around him stared quietly, waiting for the little boy with sunglasses to be fooled by the big liar.
"It was my negligence. I should have packed up for both of us." Cheng Che looked for a long time, finally sighed, and lowered his head to pick up his little stone.
He is a talented person and should be a supporting actor in the rental store.
Bai Lu held her cheeks with both hands, her eyes flickered and blinked, she turned around and patted the back of Cheng Che's hand, "Stop talking, you're so proud now that you're almost putting your hands on your hips."
That’s great! If she could have such a unique skill to deceive people, she would never be caught again if she sneaks out of Dandingsi in the future!
"I don't recognize it!"
The man with sunglasses finally sorted out his thoughts, stood up and said loudly, "This is obviously not the rent that the Chamber of Commerce should pay back! How can you do this!"
Cheng Che paused, raised his eyes and looked at the man in sunglasses shaking the small stone in his hand.
"What are you thinking about?" Yan Qing's face was full of curiosity and seriousness. He held a pen like a studious student.
"Thinking about how to smash something beautifully, and wondering if a person can hold his chin and stuff a rock in it." Cheng Che raised his chin and observed the other person through his glasses.
It wasn't that he wanted to tease anyone, it was just that this person was too funny, and teasing him would definitely be more fun, and...
Is he, Little Crow, a soft persimmon who can be bullied three times in a row?
"yue~~~~~"
“Ugh~~~~~~~”
“Hua Hua Hua——————”
Several voices rang out in succession, and the expressions on the faces of the onlookers instantly turned into disgust. They quickly moved their stools back a few steps to make room.
"Wow." Sanyueqi blinked and looked at the gravel on the ground. "Why does he eat rocks for lunch?"
Chapter 330 A wise man never suffers a loss in front of him!
“Is this retribution?”
"Of course. Didn't the man just say he wanted to eat stones?"
"That man? Oh, a barbarian..."
"She has a nice figure and a nice butt..."
"Ouch my eyes."
Amidst the chatter, Cheng Che sat on a small stool with a calm face, looking at the man in front of him who kept spitting out stones without any expression.
It's quite...artistic?
He had seen a fountain, but one that sprayed stones...that was definitely something he had never seen.
Bai Lu hurriedly ran forward to treat him but was hit by a stone, causing her eyes to turn red and she could not move.
At the critical moment, the young subordinate suddenly came back to his senses, stretched out his hand and forcefully blocked his boss's mouth, "Hold on! Hold on!"
I can't die. If I die, I will be the one to bear the blame for my poor performance!
The boss is not only a boss, he is also an expert at taking the blame!
Little Sunglasses:!!!
Release! Release his mouth!!!
The arrogant man had his mouth blocked and rolled his eyes, his limbs twitching like a runaway demon. He was clearly a barbarian, but at this moment, many local people in Xianzhou put aside their past grudges and showed pity for him.
It’s so pitiful. It’s so pitiful.
"Hey..." Cheng Che took two steps forward, looked at Bai Lu, whose pulse he had just felt, and then looked at Xiao Sunglasses, who was almost choked to death by a stone. "Friend, why do you have to break the promise? If you admit defeat, you won't spit out the stone."
The company representative was extremely panicked and could only nod in a daze, but his caring subordinate covered his mouth and choked his neck, making it impossible for him to control his head.
Cheng Che was silent for a moment, then he reached out and pressed the man's head with sunglasses, shaking it up and down seriously, "Okay, I won't regret it."
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Sunjing relaxed instantly, staring at the sky absent-mindedly, his voice extremely hoarse, "It's poisonous... Luofu is poisonous..."
If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have done it in the first place...
I shouldn't have come to Luofu to discuss business in the first place. I would have gotten myself into trouble.
Bai Lu poked her head out in confusion and felt the pulse again, "Hmm... I can't tell what kind of disease this is."
"This is a disease that causes people to break their contracts." Cheng Che stretched his body, looked at Xing with his bag on his back, and said, "Are you going to help plan the development of Jinren Lane next?"
According to the normal task process, the protagonist not only has to resolve the conflict, but also has to resolve the conflict from the root, just like helping Pera reopen the museum.
Hearing this, Xing nodded, "Yes, but I think the next thing should be handed over to you. You have more ideas than me."
"If I don't do it, I'll go to jail." Cheng Che stuffed the store contract into the hands of the man in sunglasses, his eyes full of seriousness, "Here you go, I hope you can practice your eloquence and don't let me lose money."
Little Sunglasses: ???
Seamless?
Even scumbags don’t act this fast, right?!
"Then I'll go back too. I'm going to buy some medicine jars..." Bai Lu followed behind Cheng Che, swinging her long dragon tail back and forth, with a step that made her feel like she didn't recognize anyone. "But I'm sure people will talk about me for being out for so long..."
Lady Dragon is not grown up at all and is always being taught a lesson.
"Him." Cheng Che reached out and pulled up the little sunglasses lying on the ground, pointing at Bai Lu, "The first order of business has come, you accompany Lady Dragon Girl back to Dan Ding Division, and be so sarcastic that the maids, dragon masters and young doctors are speechless."
Little Sunglasses: ???
"Me?" The man pointed at himself in confusion and said hesitantly, "Am I taking up the post so soon? I haven't resigned yet..."
"Quit now..." Cheng Che responded, then turned to look at Bai Lu and said seriously, "Now you owe me a favor."
Bai Lu nodded and looked at the company representative wearing small sunglasses in front of her with shining eyes.
Even though I was tricked by Cheng Che, but... this guy was really irritating when he was being sarcastic just now.
Bai Lu knew that everyone was worried about her safety, but... she was restricted all the time and was not allowed to go out even to buy a cup of milk tea. It was really annoying!
If I get angry for a while... maybe I'll go out and buy milk tea!
"Ah..." Sanyueqi sighed heavily, leaning on Xing's shoulder and sighing to the sky, "This series of operations was smooth and natural, I didn't even notice anything wrong."
I was cheated for no apparent reason. They told me to open a store, but it was such a... somewhat ridiculous business.
"I just noticed." Xing blinked and pointed at the man in sunglasses who was taking out his phone to add contact information. "He still hasn't introduced himself and he forgot to fulfill the bet."
The man in sunglasses raised his eyes silently, his face looked extremely aggrieved, "You didn't even ask me my name..."
"Scott." Cheng Che glanced at the name that appeared in the address book, then looked at Scott, "Do you want to learn to bark now or after dinner?"
Scott:…
Is it so cruel?
Now he is not even considered an employee of the company. It would not be a good idea to lose the new boss, right?
"Don't worry, you haven't resigned yet, so you won't lose face for me." Cheng Che suddenly had an idea, took a step back and looked at Scott, "And you have to know that I am the best at losing face for myself, I am not panicked at all."
Scott swallowed dryly, his voice a little hoarse, "You... are a ruthless person..."