Chapter 271 I rejected them, of course, to wait for you
Chapter 271 I rejected them, of course, to wait for you
Thousands of words finally converge into one sentence.
The morals and humor of Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei and Lin Li are fighting.
The joke wins, and morality is defeated in seconds.
It must be that the jokes are too strong, not that the morals are too weak, definitely.
So the three of them looked at each other, just one look, and then burst into deafening laughter.
"Wang Ze! Awesome! You started with zero frames!"
"Good news, there is a real fan girl. Bad news, there should be no more now."
People do not share the same joys and sorrows. Wang Ze only feels that some of them are noisy. Some people are alive, but in fact they are already dead.
Wang Ze walked towards the fence step by step and raised his left leg.
"Don't! Don't think too much!" Lin Li's hair stood on end when he saw this, and he immediately rushed forward in two steps at a time.
"Elbow tonic!"
After getting his cell phone back, Lin Licai breathed a sigh of relief.
After calming down a bit, Lin Li asked his phone with concern: "Jiji, are you okay? It's my fault. I shouldn't have handed you over to someone else. I almost let you commit suicide with someone else."
Wang Ze, who still kept his feet raised, said: "..."
Your mother.
Lin Li is this beast.
"Lin Li, I heard that eating poisonous mushrooms by mistake can lead to death. What if I eat them on purpose? Will I not die?" Wang Ze retracted his foot and decided to die in a different way. He said expectantly, "Come on, bring me some kente ao sashimi. I must have a good meal today!"
What a breath of despair.
Watching this scene, three people stepped forward and patted Wang Ze on the shoulder: "My condolences."
"Everyone will die one day, some people's death is lighter than a feather, some people's death is lighter than a feather." Bai Bufan also said sadly.
“Fuck you, Bai Bufan, you are the one who deserves death the most. How dare you laugh at me like that? What should I do? Fuck you! Ahhhh! Give my innocence back to me! My senior sister! Senior sister! No, not only senior sister, my life in Nansang Middle School is also completely ruined!”
Wang Ze knelt on the ground, pounding the ground in pain, wailing miserably.
"No, go and explain yourself. Why are you still standing here barking like a dog?" Lin Li kicked Wang Ze in the butt. "If barking is useful, Bufan would have stopped being a waste long ago."
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Yes, yes!" Wang Ze took out his phone and frantically operated it for a few seconds before covering his face with his hands again: "It's over... Not only did she delete me, she also blocked me."
"Then give me your QQ number and I'll add it to help you explain." Lin Li said after hearing this.
“Okay, okay, okay!” Upon hearing that, Wang Ze quickly copied the QQ number and sent it to Lin Li.
The mission to rescue soldier Wang Ze is imminent.
The other party promptly accepted Lin Li's friend request, and then Lin Li used text and voice to explain why Wang Ze did this, and forwarded the chat history between Wang Ze and Gummy Bear to the senior sister as evidence.
After the four of them explained together, the senior also knew the truth. Not only did she unblock and add Wang Ze back, she also contacted the confession wall and asked them to delete the post that had already been published.
Because Lin Li saw it right after it was posted, so in fact this post was posted not long ago and did not get many likes, it should not have made Wang Ze a celebrity.
Still alive.
"We're saved—" Watching Shuo Shuo disappear, Wang Ze leaned weakly on Zhou Baowei and said tiredly, "That's great."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other.
Lin Li raised his eyebrows: Did you save it?
Bai Bufan nodded and raised his head: I saved it, what about you?
Lin Li nodded: It was saved too.
The silent message was passed, and the two smiled at each other.
Zhou Baowei looked at this scene and patted Wang Ze's shoulder comfortingly. It was too early for the child to be happy.
“Wang Ze, strike while the iron is hot. Tell her that you want to apologize for this misunderstanding and treat her to a meal or milk tea. This time it’s a real senior, not Bai Bufan.” Without rushing to take screenshots, Lin Li poked Wang Ze and suggested, “Do you still want to dump garbage into the river?”
"Eh?! Oh, yes!" Wang Ze, who escaped death, sat up in shock from his dying illness, picked up his mobile phone and started typing.
"She said she was embarrassed and deleted it without asking any further questions. She then said that she should treat me. What should I say now? Should I insist on treating? Guys, give me some advice." Half a minute later, Wang Ze looked up at the three men, seeking their opinions.
Bai Bufan: "This senior sister is actually willing to spend money for you? Flirting men and women, down, she is not suitable for you, Wang Ze, I have to say something motherly, it is best for you to delete her."
Zhou Baowei: "What to eat? Can you take me with you?"
"Who said we can only date once? Then you two can say you owe each other a meal or milk tea, so why not treat each other once? You can agree to let her treat you this time, and then the initiative for the second time will be in your hands, and you can do whatever you want." Lin Li answered after thinking.
"If you like it, treat it seriously. If it's not your cup of tea, just go through the motions."
Wang Ze widened his eyes, kicked away Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei, the two useless bastards, walked up to Lin Li, rubbed his eyes and looked at him repeatedly.
It's like we're meeting for the first time.
"Fuck, Lin Li, you can do this? So you are actually a hidden scumbag? You are not single at all?" Wang Ze asked in surprise.
“Isn’t this basic emotional intelligence, idiot?” Lin Li sneered.
"Military advisor, Prime Minister! Please give Ze'er the "The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital"! Ze'er promises to obey it as absolutely as Adou!" Wang Ze agreed.
“If you have Liu Chan’s attitude, it’s not impossible for you to teach me everything you know.” Lin Li stroked his non-existent beard.
"What do you mean?" A conversation started over there, and Zhou Baowei asked Bai Bufan beside him.
"Liu Chan respected and listened to Zhuge Liang very much, and he regarded the "The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital" left by Zhuge Liang as his golden rule. You might say he was not smart, but he used all the people mentioned in the "The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital". You might say he was smart, but he only used the people mentioned in the "The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital".
Jiang Wei: I have a plan.
Liu Chan: Wait, let me take a look. Hmm, you are not mentioned in "The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital". Take back the plan.
That's roughly the concept, but Liu Chan was pretty awesome, he used up all the people in "The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital" before destroying the country. It's not right to think he was a complete waste because of the idiom "being too happy to miss Shu". If Yue Fei had a monarch like Liu Chan, he would have probably killed him to his heart's content."
Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan, who was knowledgeable about the Three Kingdoms, explained to Zhou Baowei.
"Oh." Zhou Baowei nodded.
A few seconds later, Zhou Baowei looked at Bai Bufan again and asked a question: "I have also memorized "The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital", and I remember that the first sentence mentioned the late emperor. Why didn't Liu Chan reuse the late emperor?"
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Is this question correct?
"I have to see what's in your head!" Bai Bufan rolled up his sleeves and prepared to take action. "You think Liu Chan is a necromancer? That's too much!"
After promising to escort the low EQ Wang Ze when they are free, Lin Li and the other two walked into the classroom.
"Why did Lao Jiantou call you away?" Chen Tianming, who was sitting by the back door, asked curiously as soon as he entered the classroom.
"Rounding it off, I guess I went to film a detective series." Bai Bufan replied.
Chen Tianming: “?”
Let's speak Chinese.
"Actually, it was just a punishment for the takeaway thief..."
There was no need to hide anything anymore, so Lin Li generously told what happened today.
It would be better if it were spread out.
Returning to his seat and looking at his phone, he continued to scroll through the confession wall in search of possible enemies. Lin Li unexpectedly discovered that he himself was quite talented, as he had even put together a whole thread about himself on the confession wall.
You did a great job, system.
The post was published at around 6 o'clock in the evening, and there were quite a few comments below. In addition to some praise and recognition from strangers, there were also a few acquaintances.
"Qin Zeyu: I'm your buddy. Good-looking girls can add me and send me photos. I'll review them and then recommend them to you."
Qin Zeyu even sucked the blood of his buddies in the back row and made money from the war. He is really not a human being.
"Gummy Bear: Indeed, you don't need to scoop or add. I heard that there is already someone who likes it. I think its name is Gummy Bear."
"Are you sick? You copied this too?" Seeing this ID, Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan and scolded with a smile.
Lin Li wanted to see this text, but it would be better if it wasn’t sent by Gummy Bear.
Bai Bufan turned his head and looked at Lin Li, with a teasing look on his face: "Lin Li, this is what I just posted, but guess who visited my space within two minutes after I posted this comment?"
Lin Li took the phone directly.
"Ying"
"19.44 visited your space."
It seems like someone is patrolling this post which has been posted for more than an hour.
Lin Li smiled, returned the phone to Bai Bufan, and replied to Gummy Bear, "Love you baby~".
A few minutes later, a message popped up in the group chat of "Three People and One Dog".
"Ding Sihan: "Picture", @Lin Li, who is this, who is this, who is this? Your friend?"
"Lin Li: He's not my friend, he's my dog."
"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, your mother gave it to you."
"Chen Yuying: "The little bear sticks his head out."
……
The next day, Friday.
On the last day of the sports meet, Class 4 did not have many events to participate in.
Either the project has been completed with good results, or it did not advance to today's finals.
Lin Li's events today are basically the final events of Class 4, the relay preliminaries in the morning and the relay finals in the afternoon - if there is one.
But it should be fine. After all, Class 4 has me and Wang Ze, and Chen Tianming and Qin Zeyu are not slow runners either.
When I arrived at the class base, Wang Ze was concentrating on looking at his mobile phone.
"Are you so engrossed in the conversation?" I took a look and saw that he was still chatting with the senior student.
"I think this senior is pretty good." Wang Ze raised his eyes and said embarrassedly.
"What's so good about it?"
"Luckily she is a woman."
Lin Li: “…” It can be seen that Bai Bufan has left a great psychological shadow on Wang Ze.
"She said there's no photo in the chat room." Lin Li had this senior's QQ number, so he knew it well. "How dare you assume her gender? Be careful that you might not be satisfied after meeting her."
"Talk about it when you're not satisfied. Let's enjoy the emotional value of this moment first." Wang Ze said indifferently, "I've let it go. It doesn't matter."
"Very good, it seems that you will not become the second Chen Tianming in our class." Lin Li expressed his approval.
There was still a while before the relay race started, so Lin Li sat aside and looked at his phone to kill time.
"Excuse me, is this Lin Li?"
Hearing the voice, Lin Li looked up and saw a girl he didn't recognize.
"It's me, what's wrong?"
The girl looked at Lin Li and then looked away. She lowered her head and said shyly, "Lin Li, I like you..."
"What a coincidence?" Lin Li was a little excited when he heard it.
The girl's eyes lit up even more, and her words trembled a little: "So you like it too..."
"Yes, I like myself too," Lin Li gave a thumbs up, "You have a good eye."
Wang Ze choked on his own saliva and started coughing madly.
Not far away, Chen Yuying, who was chatting with Ding Sihan with her back to the class, also began to tremble.
Girl: “…Thank you.”
He must be sick.
It’s okay, he is handsome, so it’s acceptable for him to have a disease.
Remember, a handsome person with a disease is a crazy beauty, and an ugly person with a disease is a plague goblin.
"Well, can you give me your contact information so we can develop this relationship?" the girl continued.
Lin Li: "Sorry, that may not work."
"why?"
Lin Li: "Do you want to hear about low EQ or high EQ?"
Some girls who have already anticipated the ending still hope to hear a more comfortable way of rejection: "...high emotional intelligence."
"I'm gay."
Wang Ze couldn't breathe again after just smoothing out his breathing, and Chen Yuying's shoulder wasn't much better.
“…Excuse me.” The other party also understood Lin Li’s meaning. After apologizing, he left disappointedly.
"Sorry." Lin Li also shouted to the other person's back after he left.
"Lin Li, aren't you afraid that the fact that you are gay will appear on the confession wall soon?" Wang Ze, who had learned from previous experience, looked at Lin Li and said with a smile.
"That only proves that she doesn't have high emotional intelligence. A normal person should understand that this is a euphemism for rejection. I'll clarify it if I get hung up. Let's go and check in."
……
in the afternoon.
They advanced to the next round in the morning's preliminaries as expected, and after looking at the specific results of the 20 classes, it was clear that with Lin Li's efforts reduced, Class could rank fourth. However, in fact, the gap with the first place was not far, and the results of the four classes were very close.
Sprinting is not long-distance running, the results cannot be controlled very precisely, and there are always people recording the competition, and if you are not careful you might be pulled out for slicing, so Lin Li cannot use his full strength.
There was also good news. In the morning, Lin Li paid special attention to the preliminaries for the second year of high school, and the class of the strong athlete who was supposed to break two school records did not even make it to the finals.
Therefore, the extra reward for the task should be a foregone conclusion, but it has not been settled yet. It is estimated that it will have to wait until the finals or the end of the school sports meet.
Lin Li returned to the class base.
"Another confession?" Wang Ze raised his eyes and asked.
——Lin Li was just called away, not just arrived.
And since this morning, several girls or their friends have come to see Lin Li.
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded.
"How did you answer this time?"
"She chose the one with low EQ, so I said, 'I understand, let her go back and wait for notification.'"
"Fuck, you're the fucking HR, right?" Wang Ze cursed with a smile.
"Damn it, this girl was pretty, but you rejected her so decisively? Lin Li, damn it!" Wang Ze was a little distressed, "If my senior sister looked like that, I would be satisfied."
“Think positively, maybe she is your senior.” Lin Li comforted.
Wang Ze: “?”
"What kind of optimistic thinking is this? If it's true, she's the Queen of the Sea. I'm just a spare tire among spare tires, right?"
"Lin Li, you refused again?" Ding Sihan also asked teasingly at this time.
"Is such that."
"How many have you rejected so far this day?"
"Four."
In one day, there were four girls who dared to contact me actively, which was already a lot.
"Why refuse? Wang Ze is right. Aren't there some good-looking ones?" Ding Sihan stretched out his tone and asked with a slow smile.
Lin Li smiled gently, then looked at Ding Sihan with affectionate eyes: "Because I'm waiting for you."
Ding Sihan: “?”
"I'm waiting for the day when you confess your love to me, Xiao Dingding." Lin Li emphasized again.
Ding Sihan came out of her daze, then shyly hid behind Chen Yuying, and said to Lin Li in a coquettish tone: "Lin Li, I, I... I like you..."
"Yeah, five of them."
Lin Li snapped his fingers, his eyes changed from affectionate to angry, and he walked to his seat contentedly, nodding with satisfaction: "This number sounds much more comfortable, thank you, Xiao Dingding."
There was silence in the class at first, and then there was laughter.
Although he had some guesses, Ding Sihan still stood up angrily and started chasing Lin Lisha: "So you're waiting for me to reject you, right?"
"I'm not rejecting you, I'm just humiliating you."
"Yingbao, do you think it will look better if I hold my ID card like this or like this when I take the prison photo?" Ding Sihan stopped chasing and asked Chen Yuying for her opinion on taking photos.
Lin Li: "?"
Buhao, Ding Sihan was ready to transform into a girl who was going to prison, so Lin Li ran faster.
After running around and getting rid of Ding Sihan who confessed her love to him, Lin Li ran back and sat in Ding Sihan's seat.
"Squad leader, I'm taking this position. You sit next to me. If anyone else wants to find me, they probably won't have the courage." Lin Li leaned back and said lazily.
"Then sit down." Chen Yuying, who was watching a variety show, nodded with a smile.
Lin Li glanced at the mobile phone screen on the table, then stretched out a hand. Chen Yuying saw it and put one of her earphones in his hand.
Ding Sihan finally caught up: "?"
"And me?"
Wang Yuezhi passed by at this time, and a spherical object bulged slightly in his left pocket, which inexplicably attracted Ding Sihan.
It seems...something is calling me.
……
"come on, come on, come on!"
"Come on!"
Amid cheers from both sides of the track, Wang Ze, the fourth runner, crossed the finish line and took first place.
[Do your best...at least two (3/1; 3/2)]
"Oh!"
Wang Ze pounded his chest, rushed towards Lin Li, who had already returned to the finish line after running the first leg, and clapped his hands vigorously.
Lin Li still didn't use his full strength, and his speed was only half a second faster than in the morning.
But after finishing his leg, Lin Li controlled the wind to make everyone increase their speed. Plus, the gap between them and the first place was not that big to begin with, and the three of them should have exploded, so it was not surprising that they won first place.
The mission is still not completed. It seems that I have to wait until the school sports meet is completely over.
"We seem to be first in the total score, right? Even if the second woman gets first in the 4x100, she can't surpass us." Wang Ze said excitedly after drinking half a bottle of water in one breath.
The women's relay team of Class 4 did not advance to the finals, so now all the competitions of Class 4 in this sports meeting have ended.
But after taking the first place, the gap between them and the second place was so big that even record breaking could not surpass it.
"Is that so?" Lin Li smiled and nodded.
"Class 4, Class 4--" Wang Ze raised one hand and shouted loudly.
silence.
The girls didn't react at all, and among the boys, Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn't say a word. Zhou Baowei wanted to speak, but his mouth was covered by Bai Bufan.
"..."
"..."
Wang Ze: “…”
Damn, no one responded, so embarrassing.
These beasts.
"Please reply to me!! Brother, please reply to me! Let's be more passionate and youthful, okay? Don't do this to me..." Wang Ze begged to the person next to him with gritted teeth.
"Then let's do it again." Looking at Wang Ze's embarrassing look, everyone laughed heartily, and Lin Li said.
"Class 4, Class 4--" Wang Ze raised his left hand again.
"Class 4, Class 4, Class 4, Class 4! Class 4, Class 4, Class 4!" The boys who gathered around finally laughed and cheered, and the girls also started to speak.
The youth and passion that Wang Ze longed for echoed at this moment, resounding throughout the playground.
(End of this chapter)