Chapter 272: To our abstract, passionate but beautiful school sports meeting
Chapter 272: To our abstract, passionate but beautiful school sports meeting
"Is there anyone who doesn't have a gold medal after participating in the event? I have three here. How about one for each of you three? Anyway, for me, I probably still have six more to get in my sophomore and junior years, but I'm afraid you won't have the chance."
Lin Li mocked the "three people" and even did not let Chen Yuying go.
So he deserved to be kicked, the only thing he had to do was to close the door and release Bufan.
Because all the events of Class 4 of Grade 1 have been completed, the next thing to do is to wait for the end of other school events before holding the closing ceremony. So after receiving the awards, everyone returned to the class base and started cleaning in advance.
Each class has the responsibility to restore the class base after the sports meet. Not to mention the garbage, even the tables and chairs have to be moved back by themselves.
If we clean up now, we can go home early when the closing ceremony is over.
"What use can this glass bottle have after drinking? It feels different from plastic bottles, and it would be a pity to throw it away."
While tidying up the drawer, Ding Sihan was holding a transparent glass bottle in his hand, hesitating whether to throw it into the trash bag, and asked everyone.
It was originally honeysuckle dew, but now the labels on the outside have been torn off by Ding Sihan when she was bored. It looks very clear and can even be used as a small vase.
“I have an idea about this.” Lin Li, whose martial spirit was a Dalmatian, looked over.
"Does anyone have any suggestions?" Ding Sihan put emphasis on the word "person".
Haha, isolating Bai Bufan? That’s so bad.
Lin Li patted Bai Bufan's shoulder pitifully, then raised his hand and said confidently: "Yes, yes, I, I!"
Ding Sihan, worthy of being the successor of the deaf, still didn't hear it.
Useless things.
Lin Li sighed, and then he had to point at Wang Yuezhi: "Wang Yuezhi said he has suggestions."
Upon hearing this, Ding Sihan looked at Wang Yuezhi.
Wang Yuezhi: “?”
"I, what suggestions do I have? I don't have any suggestions." Wang Yuezhi looked confused.
"The formula can be applied, Yuezhi, don't forget the method I taught you to relieve anxiety." Lin Li reminded in a low voice.
Wang Yuezhi was stunned for a moment, then he understood. He looked at Ding Sihan with a twitching mouth: "Lin Li means that if you know how to smoke, you can use this glass bottle as an ashtray. If you don't know how to smoke, you can learn to smoke first, and then use it as an ashtray."
Ding Sihan: "..."
See, ignoring Lin Li’s advice was definitely the right choice.
Lin Liren is quite reliable, but it is unlikely that Lin Li is reliable.
However, Ding Sihan now realized the use of this glass bottle. It actually matches Lin Li's brain very well. It must be very sad when it hits Lin Li's head.
"Hey, you know what, glass bottles are indeed very suitable for ashtrays, and the size of the mouth of the honeysuckle dew bottle is also very suitable for flicking ashes." Wang Ze nodded when he heard this, and even pretended to flick ashes, commenting:
"It's also very convenient to clean and can be reused. Ding Sihan, you really can learn how to smoke."
Ding Sihan: "..."
There are quite a lot of heads that fit the glass bottles, so it's a bit difficult to choose.
"No, buddy, do you really know how to do it?" Lin Li looked at Wang Ze when he heard it.
"I smoke, but I just smoke. I don't like it at all." Wang Ze nodded and shook his head. "I usually only smoke during the Chinese New Year."
"Why are you learning this? Is it also for women's underwear?" Lin Li was a little curious.
"What do you mean by doing it for women's underwear? That's too fucking perverted." Wang Ze didn't understand and was stunned.
"To show off."
Wang Ze: “…”
Grass.
Many people who learn to smoke at a young age do not do so for the so-called pleasure or to relieve stress. Most of them have a sense of social pressure and simply want to give others the impression that they are very powerful and have a lot of social experience.
When being beaten with a belt by family members, you still have to remain stubborn and say, "You will understand when you reach my age."
Wang Ze definitely wasn't addicted. In fact, Lin Li and the others had never seen him smoke, and they had never even smelled cigarettes on him.
"I'm not that boring. My dad taught me to smoke." Wang Ze shook his head.
"Did your father teach you to smoke?" Bai Bufan, who was equally curious, was stunned when he heard this.
The Wang family has something.
"Yes, when I was a kid, I set off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year. I kept asking him for a lighter, but he got annoyed and lit a cigarette for me. I asked him what to do if it went out, and he said I could just take a puff when it was almost out." Wang Ze nodded, "Then I learned how to do it. I occasionally light one during the Chinese New Year, but never at other times."
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Filial piety in the opposite direction.
This was the first time that Lin Li heard of someone learning to smoke in this way.
Wasn’t Wang Ze’s dad really beaten to death by his grandfather?
"Then we have to be careful if we meet Wang Ze during the New Year. This kid might really burn my butt with his cigarette butt." Bai Bufan said vigilantly.
"It's just a piece of cake. I can even burn your Barrett." Wang Ze waved his hand politely, thinking it was just a small favor and nothing to worry about.
"I thought it was brought by other athletes." Lin Li clicked his tongue, "I didn't expect it to be brought this way. Awesome."
"There are indeed quite a lot of people who smoke soy sauce in sports. It's very serious in junior high school, and now it's also happening in Nan Sang. Several seniors are a bit addicted and often smoke in the dormitory or toilet." Wang Ze nodded, then couldn't stop smiling, winking and saying:
"Let me tell you, there was a senior who was smoking secretly with someone in the toilet one day, and the head teacher suddenly barged in.
However, the head teacher did not see who smoked it, and when no one admitted it, he asked everyone to squat and smell their fingers one by one to see who smelled the strongest of cigarettes.
At this moment, a genius idea flashed through my senior's mind, so he secretly tapped his own Piyanzi while the director was not paying attention.
——He said he still couldn’t forget the hideous expression on the head teacher’s face when he took his hand.
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
This is not a serious crime.
Why are you treating the grade director as Wang Yuhui?
It seems that athletes not only live a good life, but also have a lot of life.
While continuing to listen to Wang Ze telling him what he knew about the gossip about the athletes, he was also cleaning up the not-so-much garbage, and the clutter in the class base was soon cleared away.
All that was left was to move the tables and chairs back to the art building.
There was no need for Xue Jian to conscript men this time. The boys were also very proactive and took out whatever they had brought here.
There was no need to go to the toilet to pour out the water under the parasol. Lin Li just thought of it as watering the lawn here.
The main reason is that the baby refuses to drink. This child is becoming more and more picky about food.
"Thank you, Mobile, for this sunshade." After pouring the water and putting away the parasol, Lin Li said thank you to the advertisement above.
"Hey, Lin Li, it's understandable that you use these things for advertising. They are commonly used in daily life. Look at the parasol of Class 31. It actually has a Rolex advertisement on it. Who is this advertisement for?
To the leaders in the school? It can’t be us poor guys, right? "
Wang Ze, who was carrying tables and chairs towards the art building, looked at the parasols of other classes around him and asked curiously.
"Idiot, luxury goods advertisements are used for literacy. People have to know that these things are expensive. Otherwise, when rich people wear them, how do you know that they are good things? How can you let the poor provide emotional value to the rich?" Lin Li sneered when he heard this.
"Oh! Damn! It makes sense!" Wang Ze suddenly realized and understood it instantly.
Great, the poor are finally useful.
"It's so good to be rich~" Wang Ze then sighed.
"The poor have their own way of living, Wang Ze, haven't you heard that the poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and if you have no money you can just play with birds. You can have some fun in bed and enjoy every second of comfort." Lin Li comforted in a low voice.
Wang Ze: “…”
That's very comfortable.
"Speaking of luxury goods, do you know the world's three most famous watches?" Bai Bufan, who had been listening on the side, asked at this time.
"You say." Lin Li and Wang Ze looked over.
"Richard Miller, 688.8 million yuan; Patek Philippe, 88.8 yuan," Bai Bufan paused and continued in an unfathomable way, "Cousin Jiang Xi, 38.8 yuan."
"Is there something strange mixed in?"
Lin Li and Wang Ze really thought at first that Bai Bufan was sharing serious knowledge, but it turned out that he was just talking about vinegar dumplings, so they laughed and scolded.
"Don't laugh. You probably don't know that the record holder for the most exaggerated bride price in history was when Sima Rui, the emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, married Jiang Xinv. At that time, the girl's family wanted Jingzhou and Jiaozhou!
I'm just asking you whether your cousin Jiang Xi can be considered a famous watch." Bai Bufan continued to popularize science.
Wang Ze, Lin Li: "..."
Haqisi, the bride price is actually asked for from two states. It's really pitiful for the local guys in Haqisi, what kind of life are they living?
……
"Lin Li, there are no activities this weekend, right? My dad just asked me if I will go home this week. If there are no activities, I will ask my dad to drive to pick me up and I will not stay on campus." Bai Bufan asked on the way back from the Art Building.
"I'm going to get a full physical examination. If you want to go with me, you can stay in school. I can still pay for the expenses." Upon hearing this, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and said indifferently.
"Go for a physical examination?" Bai Bufan frowned.
This form of entertainment is still a bit too niche.
"Yes, the same thing I said, don't worry about the money. You know, I'm a newly rich man. Besides, who has heard that getting a physical examination is worth it? Some people only spend two hundred yuan to find out six diseases. It's very cost-effective. Wouldn't you like to go?" Lin Li said temptingly with a smile.
Bai Bufan: “…”
"What the hell is this value for money!?"
"So whether you want to go or not, even if you want to go, I still have to see if I can make you an appointment for tomorrow. If not, you'd better go home." Because the package was expensive, Lin Li had an exclusive customer service of the medical examination institution, and the response was not slow.
Bai Bufan scratched his head, thought for a while, and nodded: "Then ask. I have nothing to do when I go back. It's a good opportunity to test my health and see if I need to adjust the frequency of my glue application next time."
"Okay." "I asked, it's OK." The exclusive customer service replied quickly, and Lin Li looked up and said.
"Okay, then I'll stay in school." Bai Bufan nodded decisively and took out his cell phone, probably to send a message to his family saying they didn't need to come.
By the time Lin Li and his companions came back reluctantly, the last event of the sports meet, the senior girls' relay race, had already ended. The starting platform and podium on the playground had been removed, and the "Athletes' March" sounded on the radio again.
The closing ceremony has begun.
"The old guys are here, so we have to line up. Go and queue up." As the physical education committee member, Wang Ze trotted to where the classmates were gathered and started to line up.
"It's only 3:30 in the afternoon, but the parents' group notified that school will end at 5 o'clock. Damn, I've already anticipated that the closing ceremony will be very boring." After lining up, Bai Bufan sighed.
Because mobile phones are not allowed at the closing ceremony.
"It's okay, I'm here." Lin Li stroked his hair handsomely, "I can help you with that."
"Lin Li, stand at the front of the class line." Xue Jian's voice suddenly appeared, "Bufan, your position remains unchanged."
Lin Li: "..."
Turning around, he saw Xue Jian walking straight towards him after seeing Lin Libai Bufan appear.
"Teacher, I am a general on the battlefield and I am subject to the king's orders... I will obey them!" After he had just said a few words, he saw Xue Jian seemed to be about to corporally punish the student. Lin Li could only walk to the front of the team in shame.
She looked back every few steps and left under Bai Bufan's sad eyes.
Why are there always people in this world who want to separate lovers?
While they can still play with their phones, the two have one final exchange.
"Bai Bufan: Damn Xue Jian, he actually broke us up."
"Lin Li: Indeed."
"Squad leader, why are you also in the first row?" When Lin Li walked to the first row, he found that in addition to the annoying Wang Ze, there was also the eye-protecting Chen Yuying. He asked in surprise.
"Because I'm going to go upstairs to receive the award later." Chen Yuying responded, "Why are you here?"
"Depending on the risk..." Lin Li cleared his throat and prepared to cast a spell.
"I know. Just stand next to me." Chen Yuying smiled, stretched out her index finger, made a hushing sound, and moved to the side.
Xue Jian is the best class teacher in the world!
No one is allowed to hate Xue Jian!
"Lin Li withdrew a message."
"Lin Li: Bai Bufan, be careful. If you dare to say anything bad about Lao Jiantou again, I will beat the shit out of you and not let you eat it!"
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Teacher, I respect your teeth the most."
Xue Jian walked to the front and was about to signal everyone to leave, but was praised by Lin Limeng: “?”
"Don't try to get close to me. Just be honest!"
……
"In this beautiful season of autumn with abundant harvests, the 51st Nansang Middle School Sports Meeting has come to a successful conclusion. On behalf of the school, I would like to express my sincerest thanks and warmest congratulations to all the participating athletes, referees, staff, teachers and students..."
Familiar location, familiar row of school leaders, familiar closing speech.
Wang Ze, who was pressing the class badge, was so bored that he yawned.
And I don’t know if it was an illusion, but Xue Jian and the grade director of the first grade were on the left and the right of the team, one on the left and the other on the right, as if they were staring at Class 4 of the first grade.
I don't know who I'm guarding against.
"Hey, Lin Li..." Taking advantage of the brief period when the teacher was away, Wang Ze turned around and planned to find his buddies to kill time.
I saw that the two people behind me were both lowering their heads with smiles on their faces.
What are you laughing at? Wang Ze looked over curiously.
Chen Yuying quietly extended a step with the tip of her sneakers and stepped accurately on the head of Lin Li's elongated shadow, while Lin Li shook his shoulders slightly exaggeratedly and slightly turned sideways, and the shadow on the ground slid away half an inch.
Chen Yuying suppressed her smile and pursued him relentlessly. The sunlight passed through the ponytail that rose when she shook her head, weaving the shadow of her hair into a dense net, enveloping Lin Li's swaying shadow shoulders, as if he was leaning on them.
So back and forth.
Wang Ze: “…”
When they heard Wang Ze's voice, they both raised their heads and looked at Wang Ze.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Lin Li asked doubtfully.
What's wrong?
What else?
I eat lemons!
Lin Li, my lemon is really the lemon that has been eaten!
What on earth are you two playing at, just a shadow?
"I'm bored." Wang Ze answered honestly, gritting his teeth.
"What does it have to do with me?" Lin Li asked even more puzzledly, "I'm not bored."
"Then you are this, it's okay, you guys continue." Wang Ze maintained a polite smile, raised his thumb, nodded, and turned around to face forward.
I shouldn't be in the car, I should be under it.
Lin Li turned his head, but Chen Yuying had already turned her body slightly, with her hands folded behind her, it seemed that she didn't want to play anymore.
Lin Li just smiled faintly and patted Wang Ze on the shoulder: "Wang Ze, you're bored, right?"
"Hmm."
"Then let me tell you a story to pass the time?" Lin Li said.
"Great, it's time for the red stone again! Tell me, which red stone do you plan to let me make this time?" Wang Ze nodded fiercely and asked, rubbing his hands expectantly.
Great! I can use Akaishi!
"This story can be regarded as using scenery to evoke emotions and using objects to describe people. Squad leader, don't eavesdrop. This story is not suitable for you." After giving Chen Yuying a heads-up, Lin Li smiled and told Wang Ze the story:
“One day, the sun called the grass.
Sun: Hey, fuck you?
Cao: Damn, who are you?
Sun: Oh my god.
Cao: Oh my god, who are you?
Sun: Fuck you, fuck you?
Grass: Damn, who the hell are you? Fuck.
Sun: Fuck, fuck!
At this time, Taiyang’s mother grabbed the phone and said, Wang Ze, do you know what Taiyang’s mother said?
She said: Fuck, I'm going to fuck your mother, okay?
Wang Ze: “(;☉_☉)?”
Three seconds later, laughter burst out. Wang Ze used the class sign as a support point, lay on it and began to laugh until he convulsed.
It's not that this story is so funny, but thinking of what Lin Li said at the beginning of the story about using objects to describe people, Wang Ze realized that Lin Li, this bitch, told this story purely to scold him for disturbing his interest, and that's why he suddenly found it funny.
You see, it's urgent.
Young people are still too impatient.
"Now, please send representatives from the classes whose names are called to the stage to receive the awards. Class 4 of Senior 1, Class 7 of Senior 1..."
It was time for the award ceremony. Chen Yuying patted her cheeks with both hands to suppress her smile and walked briskly towards the podium.
Wang Ze then turned his head, suddenly put his hands behind his back, raised his heels, moved gently, and shyly stepped on Lin Li's shadow with the tip of his shoe, and glanced at him shyly.
Lin Li: "?"
After stepping on him several times, Wang Ze saw that Lin Li did not react, so he raised his head, his eyes innocent and even a little pure, and said: "Brother Lin Li, don't you hide~"
Lin Li: "..."
As disgusting as Bai Bufan was to Wang Ze, Wang Ze is now as disgusting to Lin Li.
Lin Li crossed his arms, looked at Wang Ze, and sneered, "Where did you get this idiot? Go play somewhere else."
“Hahahaha——” Wang Ze laughed.
The laughter was so loud that Xue Jian and Zhao Hai were attracted to it again.
At the end of the class, Bai Bufan was so bored that he was about to jump over the wall.
What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? Take me with you!
Old Jiantou! I hate you!
……
"Finally, let us once again give a warm round of applause to congratulate all the award-winning groups and individuals! Let us also look forward to more exciting performances at the school sports meet next year!
Now I declare that the 51st Nansang Middle School Sports Meeting has been successfully concluded! "
Following the principal's high-pitched and drawn-out voice, two more salutes with colorful smoke tails rose into the air from both sides of the rostrum, and the playground was filled with applause.
The sports meet is over.
(End of this chapter)