Chapter 274: Densely packed is my self-esteem

Chapter 274: Densely packed is my self-esteem

Chapter 274: Densely packed is my self-esteem

"Wang Ze: It has nothing to do with novels. Alas, it's a bit emo. The art of language is too difficult."

"Lin Li: Then go and play glue."

After sending the panacea reply, Lin Li went to eat.

After dinner, he continued to carve the "Qiankun Ring". After spending a few more spirit stones, the space had been opened up to several dozen cubic centimeters, which was enough to hold a lot of small gadgets.

However, Lin Li also felt that it became more and more difficult to open up space as time went on, which was not good news.

At ten o'clock, Lin Li stopped his work and prepared to go to sleep.

The medical examination institution will open at 7 o'clock in the morning tomorrow. Although it is okay to be a little late, in order to ensure accurate test results, you will need to fast after 10 o'clock tonight, and even abstain from water.

It is still necessary to get an accurate result from a physical examination. It’s not that Lin Li is worried about his health. In fact, his body has been nourished by spiritual energy for nearly two months and there is probably no hidden danger. He is healthier than anyone else.

The real significance of getting the results is to know what your current body functions are like from the perspective of modern medicine.

For private medical examinations, you can request encrypted reports, which even your exclusive consultant cannot view without your permission.

Is it pure health? Or is it an incomprehensible abnormality?

If the physical examination results show abnormalities at that time, then you will need to be careful in the future and avoid similar scenarios as much as possible. After all, your body will only become more and more "weird" and, from the perspective of the instrument, further and further away from ordinary people.

If there is no abnormality and the patient appears healthy, then there is no need to worry about it in the future. If the school organizes a physical examination again, there is no need to think of any reason to avoid blood drawing.

go to bed.

When I woke up, it was a little after four o'clock and the alarm clock hadn't rung yet.

After two months of getting up early, Lin Li's body has developed a habit, and he has woken up naturally more and more often recently.

He no longer needed strong motivation to get up, he could rely on his own willpower. Lin Li had already memorized the beautiful scenery of Xiling Four Points.

Isn't this a kind of inheritance of the Mamba spirit?

When he opened his phone, in addition to the group chat and some inappropriate stuff for children forwarded by Bai Bufan to him, there was also a message from Wang Ze.

Sent two hours ago, at around 2 o'clock.

「Wang Ze:
The closer my hands are to the cow, the further away my health is from me.

White blood gushed out, rolling in the dark night.

The moonlight was clear and bright, reflecting my frustrated face.

Me last night, my tonight.

Who can sleep with me in my arms?

"Wang Ze: Lin Li, can you accompany me with one? "Sad" "Sad""

fool.

Lin Li saw it and laughed.

emo+Sage Time+NetEase Cloud=The Great Sage Depressed the Poet Immortal. You did a great job to force a sports student into this state. Senior Qian.

Since Wang Ze likes to make friends through poetry, Lin Li also replied with a poem.

"Lin Li:
Accompany one,
no,

Accompany a tube,
You can consider it. 」

As we all know, if you can break lines, you can write poetry.

After appreciating his own poem with satisfaction, Wang Ze did not reply. It seemed that he had fallen asleep. Lin Li threw his mobile phone on the bedside. He did not plan to go downstairs to practice today, but to practice Reiki at home.

After all, physical training will easily make you thirsty and hungry, so it is not suitable to practice before a physical examination.

Switching to the title of "Light of the Stream Spirit", Lin Li materialized the spirit stone and began to practice.
He raised his eyebrows. The effect of increasing his martial arts talent by 100% was quite significant. Just after starting to practice, Lin Li suddenly felt that his practice of this technique was not up to standard. He was too rigid and only followed the technique without considering himself.

You can try some adjustments.

And after several attempts, the speed of spiritual energy flowing in the body actually increased a little bit.

This is a permanent result that only took a few minutes!
Is this what it feels like to be a gifted monster? So cool.

There are still nearly forty days left until the deadline for Mission 1, and I feel more confident now.

After practicing for an hour and a half, Lin Li rode his bike to school. This time, Bai Bufan was already waiting for him at the school gate, so there was no need to go to the dormitory to arrest him.

"Lin Li, I finally realized that people cannot understand each other. We are all isolated islands. The ravines of cognition flow with the magma of language. Humans spend their entire lives chasing reflections in the Hall of Mirrors, but forget that they themselves are the deepest cognitive cage."

Bai Bufan said solemnly after seeing Lin Li coming.

Lin Li: "?"

Not buddy.

"What's crazy? Wang Ze has become a poet and you have become a philosopher? You also had glue applied last night? This will affect the results of the physical examination, right? You can't help it?" Lin Li asked in surprise.

"No shit! I just realized that if people can't understand their past selves, how can they understand others?

I'm so angry at myself for staying up late last night and for agreeing to come for a physical checkup yesterday! I really want to have a big fight with you!

No, am I sick? I got up at six on the weekend to go for a physical examination? Or did I do it on my own initiative? I woke up earlier than usual? Damn! I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep..." Bai Bufan wailed in pain.

Lin Li laughed, thinking it was just a normal dog barking, and then encouraged him: "Bufan, when you want to give up, you might as well hold on a little longer. The harder it is to hold on now, the more comfortable it will be to give up later."

Bai Bufan, who originally thought it was chicken soup, said: "?"

So it’s anti-chicken soup?
“Lin Li, knowing you is the greatest blessing in my life. No wonder I have achieved nothing so far, it’s all thanks to you.” Bai Bufan smiled and gave Lin Li a thumbs up.

"It's just a small favor," Lin Li waved his hand politely, and then he had an idea:
"Bufan, how about I give you a big slap every now and then? That way, when you can't understand yourself in the future, you can treat this slap as if you gave it to yourself and vent your anger! It will make you feel so good."

There is no medicine for regret in the world, but you can prepare in advance.

Bai Bufan: "...It's you who's having a good time, right?!"

Seeing that Bai Bufan was still yawning, Idea King Lin Li thought for a moment and came up with another idea on how to cheer Bai Bufan up:
"Bufan, I have a method that should help you to refresh yourself, how about trying it?"

Bai Bufan did not answer immediately, but immediately distanced himself from Lin Li and took a defensive stance to prevent a possible beating in the next second.

"If you dare to hit me I will call security."

"You are really hurtful to my buddy. I don't intend to harm you this time. This method is well-known and everyone recognizes it." Seeing that Bai Bufan was thinking about him like this from the bottom of his heart, Lin Li said disappointedly.

"You tell me first, and then I'll consider whether to give it a try." But Bai Bufan would not let down his guard just because of Lin Li's few words.

Lin Li sighed, but nodded.

Lin Li took out a folded piece of paper from his pocket, tore it, squeezed it, and then handed it to Bai Bufan.

Although he didn't know why Lin Li put a piece of white paper in his pocket, he saw that there was no unnecessary movement and it didn't look like a trap, so Bai Bufan took it. Looking at the cross-shaped piece of paper in his hand, he asked doubtfully:
"What is this? How to refresh yourself?"

"Just tie your hands on each side." Lin Li explained.

"What do you mean by two hands each... huh?"

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

"Wait, which god are you talking about?" Bai Bufan asked suddenly after being stunned for a moment.

"Jesus." Lin Li answered as a matter of course.

"Hahahaha! Damn, the merit for today is gone again!" Bai Bufan cursed with a smile.

Lin Li was right. This should indeed be the most famous and recognized way to refresh oneself in the world.

It’s a pity that the spirit is not mentioned.

But Lin Li’s goal was indeed achieved, and Bai Bufan smiled in high spirits.

"I'll take a taxi first." After laughing for a while, Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up and then took out his mobile phone.

The situation today was not suitable for taking the bus, and the two were also afraid of meeting the old lady from last time, so they took a taxi to the medical examination institution.

arrival.

The institution is located in a commercial building, occupying two entire floors. It is definitely a large medical examination institution in Xiling.

Although there are only four elevators in the entire building, most of the people are here for physical examinations at this time, so it is not crowded.

When you arrive at the corresponding floor and the elevator door opens, you can see the reception desk of this institution called Cijian Physical Examination.

"Hello, are you here for a physical examination? Do you have your ID card with you?" The receptionist asked politely after seeing Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

"some."

Lin Li handed over his ID card.

“Mr. Lin?” The receptionist must have seen the value of Lin Li’s meal, and when she spoke again, her voice was gentler and more respectful, “Wait a moment.”

"Sister Zhang! Mr. Lin is here!" The receptionist then called out to a woman standing not far away.

Upon hearing this, the woman immediately trotted over and bowed slightly in front of Lin Li:
"Mr. Lin, hello? Hello, I'm your exclusive consultant today, Zhang Kewu. You can call me Consultant Zhang, Xiao Zhang, or Sister Zhang. I can accompany you one-on-one throughout the physical examination. If you have any questions, you can ask me."

"No need for accompaniment. Is it okay?" Lin Li waved his hand when he heard that.

Mr. Lin felt strange listening to this, and Lin Li was not used to being served by a woman of this age.

An eighteen-year-old please, thank you.

"Of course, it's all up to you!" Zhang Kewu nodded and suggested, "Then add WeChat. If there is any situation, you can contact me or your customer service as soon as possible."

Lin Li did not refuse.

"Where do you think you have more problems? Since I can't accompany you, I can give you some suggestions on the process and ask the doctor to make some simple adjustments." After adding WeChat, the woman asked again. Lin Li thought for a moment and said, "During the exam at school."

"Oh, so you are studying——(；☉_☉)?" Zhang Keyu smiled professionally, but froze in the middle of his words.

"Haha, Mr. Lin, you are so humorous~" After a moment of silence, she smiled awkwardly.

"There's nothing wrong with my body. I just came here for a checkup to put my mind at ease." Lin Li replied with a smile.

"Okay, okay, here is your checkup form. For our physical examination, you go to the corresponding department and hand in the checkup form first, then wait for the doctor to come out and call your name. As a VIP, you have the privilege of jumping the queue, and the doctor will call your name first."

Zhang Kewu took the checklist from the front desk and gave it to Lin Li. It was only a few pages long but was specially bound.

"This is your VIP card. If you need it, you can use this card to go to the VIP lounge on the second floor to rest. There are many refreshments and a richer and more nutritious breakfast there."

This kind of physical examination requires fasting and drinking less water, which means you need to be hungry, so even the lowest level package will provide breakfast after the physical examination, but the cheaper packages may only have steamed buns, soy milk and eggs.

"This is our health gift pack and souvenirs, which includes our Cijian thermos cup, disinfection kit, health handbook, etc.

Of course, it is definitely not appropriate to take it with you for the physical examination. If you don’t mind, Mr. Lin, you can temporarily leave it at the front desk and take it away when you leave.”

Zhang Kewu pointed at a large bag that was brought up for display at the front desk and introduced it to Lin Li.

"Okay, okay, thank you." Lin Li was a little uncomfortable with such enthusiastic staff.

This is the life of rich people.

Seeing that Lin Li's introduction was finally over, Bai Bufan couldn't wait any longer. He pushed away the damn VIP Lin Li and gave his ID card to the front desk.

"It's my turn, it's my turn!" Bai Bufan rubbed his hands in anticipation.

"Mr. Bai?" The front desk clerk confirmed after checking the information.

"Yes, well, I don't need one-on-one accompaniment either." Bai Bufan nodded and waved his hand, speaking in advance.

"Okay, here is your checklist, come this way." The receptionist smiled and nodded, took out the checklist, placed it in front of Bai Bufan, and signaled him that he could go in.

Bai Bufan: “…”

Bai Bufan covered his upper lip with his hand, frowned tightly, hesitated and clicked his tongue twice, then spoke:
"Sister, although I don't need an escort, we can still go through the procedures that VIPs should go through. It doesn't need to be so brief, right?

As for souvenirs and VIP cards, I might actually need them. Why don’t you ask me first?”

Receptionist: "Okay, here's your checklist, this way."

Bai Bufan: “?”

"I need company! Sister! I need a one-on-one exclusive consultant to accompany me! Let my consultant come to see me!" Bai Bufan went back on his words and became anxious.

"Mr. Bai, I'm very sorry, but you are not a VIP." The receptionist said apologetically.

Eh?
Bai Bufan blinked, then suddenly turned around and looked at Lin Li.

Lin Li looked at him innocently.

"Lin Li, what kind of medical examination package do you want?"

"The most expensive."

"What kind of medical check-up package do I want?"

"Same as me."

“How is that the same?”

“The medical examination institution is the same.”

"What about the price?"

"It's not the same."

"How different."

"cheapest."

In front of the consultant and the front desk, the two of them answered each question very calmly and slowly.

The front desk clerk and the consultant, for some reason, felt like laughing when they heard this.

Both of them were too calm.

But this calm is just a harbinger of the storm.

"Lin Li!! You are born!" Bai Bufan rushed forward and rode on Lin Li's back. After sliding down, he began to strangle Lin Li's neck: "You brought me with you, it turns out that you didn't have good intentions, you are planning to recruit a dog slave to serve you, right!"

Lin Li laughed: "That's not the case. Why waste such money? I regret it myself. Besides, your basic package is not cheap, it's several hundred. If you really want it, I can give you the consultant and souvenirs. I'm not interested anyway."

Lin Li originally bought the expensive package for exclusive customer service, free time arrangements, and "confidential delivery."

I'm really not looking for these premium services.

The province is the province, the flowers are the flowers.

"It's just a joke. No, no, I'm not the kind of person who would be grateful for a favor or grudge a favor." Bai Bufan immediately let go of her hand and shrugged nonchalantly, "I just suspect that you deliberately didn't tell me so that you could see me make a fool of myself."

Lin Li nodded: "Yeah."

Bai Bufan: “?”

See, he didn’t pinch Lin Li’s neck in vain.

"But the treatment of the rich and the poor is indeed different. I will be sixteen soon and can work. Then I will see if I can find a part-time job. I want to become a new rich man with my own hands!" Bai Bufan hooked his arm around Lin Li's shoulder and walked into the organization with high morale.

"It's no problem to become a millionaire. I saw in the news that a man had his hand crushed due to a machine malfunction in a factory, and the factory paid him 500,000 yuan in compensation. You have both hands, so you can easily get the million." Lin Li is very optimistic about Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

"Not relying on disposable hands! I want the kind that is sustainable!" Bai Bufan scolded with a smile.

"Yes, Bufan, I have a very attractive job on hand. Do you want me to give it to you?" Lin Li asked after hearing this.

"You said."

"Carrying manure, fifty a day, don't rush to say this job is rubbish." Lin Li said this, lowered his voice, and pulled Bai Bufan's head over, "Don't spread this, the introducer told me - I can eat secretly."

Bai Bufan's eyes widened when he heard that, and he immediately lowered his voice, asking seriously and nervously, "Are you sure there's no surveillance? Don't let me cheat and then check the surveillance and deduct all my fifty yuan."

"Really not."

"Then you must leave it to me!"

“Hahahahaha!” Lin Li laughed loudly and patted Bai Bufan’s back vigorously. “Let’s go for the physical examination!”

The reason why he has such a good relationship with Bai Bufan is because it is so rare to find someone who is on the same wavelength as him and is willing to go crazy with him.

It's a blessing to have a buddy like this.

All I can say is that I don't ask for us to be born on the same day of the same month of the same year, but I ask that he die first on a certain day of a certain month of a certain year.

As soon as you enter the door, the first department is general examination.

——That is, the most basic examinations such as height, weight, blood pressure and pulse.

Because the inspection is very quick, there is basically no queue.

The distinguished VIP Lin Li took a step ahead of Bai Bufan, took off his shoes, stepped onto the height and weight machine, and the results came out soon.

"186.3? How come I have only grown less than half a centimeter in more than half a year? Could it be that my height is almost fixed here?" Ignoring the weight and looking at his height data, Lin Li felt a little regretful.

The last time I measured it was half a year ago, and it was 186, which means it only increased by 0.3 in half a year.

Why doesn't the system give itself a new one? Does it think 186 is enough?

That was very high in the first year of high school. There was only one student in the first grade of Nansang Middle School who was taller than Lin Li.

But considering an 18-year-old, in today's world where most people are overnourished, 186cm is high, but not particularly high.

Does it mean that senior high school students have to look up to Bai Bufan? This kind of thing is really a tonic.

"I hope you can shrink and become a real 179." After putting on his shoes, sitting in his seat and starting to measure his blood pressure, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and prayed.

Since you can't improve yourself, you might as well belittle others.

"The old man who has no future is getting anxious." Bai Bufan sneered when he heard this.

Then Bai Bufan took off his shoes, but his expression changed slightly and his smile faded a little.

Lin Li, who was checking his blood pressure, had nothing to do. He looked at Bai Bufan who was walking up to the height and weight machine. He noticed that his big toe was tightly clamped on something, so he asked in confusion: "Bufan, what are you clamping with your toe?"

Bai Bufan pretended not to hear and stood on the machine.

But the doctor who was in charge of recording the data beside the machine also noticed this upon hearing this, and patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder, reminding him:

"Young man, your height measurement will be inaccurate. What are you holding? Let go."

Bai Bufan: “…”

Bai Bufan bit his lips and finally chuckled. He reluctantly turned his eyes away to look outside the door and loosened his toes at the same time.

Then a hole appeared in front of Lin Li and the doctor.

At this time, Bai Bufan's desolate voice floated over vaguely and helplessly:
"What did I pick up?"

"It's my dignity, ah."

(End of this chapter)