Chapter 275: I have also protected my merits well today

Chapter 275: I have also protected my merits well today

Chapter 275: I have also protected my merits well today
"What am I holding? It's my dignity..."

Lin Li, Doctor: “?”

Looking at Bai Bufan who was looking up at the sky in despair, Lin Li and the doctor both laughed.

Dignity indeed.

"Sir, you are not dressed properly here, so I'm sorry we can't serve you." Lin Li said with a smile.

"Then what does neatness mean?" Since he had been discovered, Bai Bufan didn't care. He stood on the machine carelessly, even moving his toes deliberately, and recited lines from "God of Gamblers" with Lin Li.

"At least wear a tie around your neck that's attached to the ceiling."

"Then I have... Don't fucking change the lines! Is it still a fucking tie?" Bai Bufan couldn't finish his sentence and said angrily.

But when the height data came out, Bai Bufan smiled proudly:
"Alas, I'm only 181.2cm tall. The last time I measured my height, I was already 180.7cm tall. I've only grown half a centimeter.

But, the last time I measured it was in mid-August, and it's only been two months now. If I had only grown half a centimeter in half a year, I would have wanted to die. Don't you think it's right? It's only grown 0.3 centimeters. Lin. 3 cubic meters."

Bai Bufan walked up to Lin Li's ear and whispered a devilish whisper, with varying degrees of severity.

"Haha, I don't care at all." Lin Li heard this, turned his head, chuckled, and sneered.

"Mr. Lin, your blood pressure seems to be a little high." At this time, the doctor opposite Lin Li stopped inflating the blood pressure monitor and spoke in a low but serious voice.

Lin Li: "?"

Not a buddy?

"..."

Lin Li turned his head and looked at Bai Bufan, and they both blinked.

"Mr. Lin, you seem to care a little." Bai Bufan said seriously.

"..."

"Damn it!! Doctor Liu! There's no need to talk about this right now!!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

After a brief silence, the two people arrived at Bengbu at the same time.

The doctor's statement that "your blood pressure is high" is so authoritative that it cannot be refuted.

Lin Li raised his left hand that was not tied to the blood pressure monitor and punched Bai Bufan hard.

Of course, data due to emotional changes in a short period of time cannot be counted, so the doctor re-tested Lin Li.

The data is normal.

The two left the room. Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan. Psychologically, he felt that the angle from which he looked down at him had become smaller. So he recalled the past:

"I miss when I was fifteen. I could do anything, and I made progress a little bit every day."

"The old thing is almost ready to go, so stop reminiscing about it."

Bai Bufan was not polite at all. He suppressed his smug smile, patted Lin Li on the shoulder, and said with a sense of superiority:

"Lin Li, do you want me to recommend you a height-increasing drug? Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll be surpassed by me, and then it will be very embarrassing."

"Most height-increasing drugs are just a waste of money. Providing adequate nutrition is more important than anything else." Lin Li was not interested in this stuff at all, so he responded with disdain, "If you continue to take it, it won't just be the bodybuilding circle that will receive bad news, Bufan."

"This is neither an IQ tax nor a hormone. The effect was immediate after I used it." Bai Bufan denied with a little excitement.

"That's because you can grow tall anyway. It's more of a psychological effect."

"Absolutely not. It's the drugs that are responsible, I'm sure of that."

"Come on, if there really was such a medicine, everyone would buy it and take it."

"Because of the side effects, many people can't stand it." Bai Bufan shook his head.

"Huh? What side effects?" Lin Li looked over.

"It hurts my feet."

"Hey——"

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

"How the hell did you use the height-increasing drug to increase your height, Bai Bufan! You bastard! Look me in the eyes and speak to me!"

When Lin Li reacted, he grabbed Bai Bufan by the collar and questioned loudly.

"Put it inside your shoes. If you have to take off your shoes to measure your height, you can put it inside your socks. The effect will be immediate, but it will feel like walking on a massage mat when you walk, which is a bit uncomfortable." Bai Bufan said regretfully:
"It was because of this drawback that I gave up long-term medication. Otherwise, I would have been 185 now."

Lin Li: "..."

You can't spray it, it's really immediate and effective once you use it.

"Only an opponent like you is worth growing taller." Lin Li agreed, "But forget it for me, I'm ticklish on the soles of my feet."

"I'm really looking forward to the future, Xiaolin. Let's go, which department shall we test next? Surgery? Or ENT?" Bai Bufan asked, holding the examination form and glancing at the nearby departments.

"Let's do a blood test first. Then I plan to do a CT scan and B-ultrasound. I'll test those items that require fasting first. I can take the rest of the tests slowly after breakfast. I'm a little hungry already." Lin Li said after thinking for a while.

The energy consumed when waking up is different from that consumed when hungry, especially for someone like Lin Li who has developed the habit of getting up at around four o'clock and eating breakfast regularly every day. Today he got up at the same time but did not have breakfast, so he is indeed a little hungry now.

"Makes sense. Now that you put it that way, I have some idea too. Let's go and see where to draw blood." Bai Bufan nodded.

It takes quite some time to draw blood from one person, so there is a waiting line.

Although he could cut in line, he still had to wait for Bai Bufan after finishing, so when Lin Li handed in the order, he directly told the staff that they were together.

"Oh my god, they're going to draw three tubes at once?" Sitting on a chair in the corridor, the two of them were watching the work at the blood drawing window, and Bai Bufan sighed.

"Maybe there are too many indicators to be tested. After all, you can't use the same tube of blood repeatedly."

“Sometimes I can understand people who are afraid of blood. The blood red color does look quite creepy.” Bai Bufan nodded and then commented.

"Not bad." Lin Li didn't feel anything. The beautiful lady had successfully desensitized him to this kind of scene.

"By the way, Lin Li, what's your blood?" Bai Bufan thought of this question and turned his head to ask.

"Full of passion." Although he knew that the question was about blood type, Lin Li never liked to speak in human language.

Bai Bufan: “…”

"That vampire is very afraid of you. After all, if he takes a breath, your mouth will be burned and full of blisters." Bai Bufan commented sharply with a twitch of his mouth.

"That's true." Lin Li nodded, but then he remembered something and turned around to ask Bai Bufan: "Bufan, let me ask you a question. If a person is bitten by a vampire and a zombie at the same time, what will he become?"

"What?" Bai Bufan asked subconsciously.

"Vampires, because zombies are from the Qing Dynasty, there are unequal treaties." Lin Li explained in a calm voice.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Bai Bufan blinked first, then began to bite his lower lip hard with his upper teeth. His breathing became noticeably louder, and his nostrils began to diffuse slightly as his body trembled slightly.

This is Bai Bufan’s ninja battle.

In fact, we can be a little sympathetic to vampires. After all, they cannot replenish their vitamin D by basking in the sun and can only suck blood.

"Laugh if you want to." Looking at Bai Bufan like this, Lin Li said lightly.

"No, damn it! You really can't laugh at this! If you laugh at this, your merits will be deducted!" Bai Bufan said to Lin Li while gritting his teeth.

Who the hell knew that the melon would end up in his own home.

Qing Duoduo, the ditch's 10 billion subsidies, is the biggest source of domestic hell jokes. Damn it.

So Lin Li just looked at Bai Bufan quietly.

"Lin Li, tell me a joke quickly!" In a dozen seconds, Bai Bufan's body was shaking more and more violently. He clenched his fists and said to Lin Li with a difficult expression.

"A stag was running so fast that it turned into a highway." Lin Li said perfunctorily in a half-dead tone.

“Hahahahahaha——” Bai Bufan burst into laughter upon hearing this, and even laughed to the point of tears. He patted Lin Li’s shoulder while laughing:

"Oh my god, there are so many of them. What a joke! Haha, this deer has turned into a highway. Wow! The homonyms of road and deer are cleverly used. What a great pun. It really makes people laugh.

That’s so funny hahaha.”

Bai Bufan's reaction made Lin Li laugh: "You better be laughing at this joke."

"Otherwise, what else can I laugh at?" Bai Bufan said as a matter of course, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

I hope the Buddha was fooled.

Don't finger yourself if you really want to finger others. You are more sensitive. If you finger others, it's because his crotch is rotten and he has become desensitized long ago.

……

Soon it was the turn of the two. The blood drawn from Lin Li was normal, and it did not emit any golden light or fairy-like aura to highlight its extraordinaryness.

It seems that this boy does not have the qualities to be an emperor.

After the extraction, they pressed the needle hole with a cotton ball and went to the next location.

"So one tube is only 15 milliliters? I thought it was a lot, but these three tubes are only milliliters?" Bai Bufan recalled the doctor's introduction and raised his eyebrows. "Then blood donation requires or even milliliters. After quantifying it, I suddenly feel that this number is exaggerated."

"When you donate blood, you donate a whole bag, which is a lot." Lin Li nodded.

"There are many passionate young people here. You will become an adult the day after tomorrow. Can you donate blood now?" Bai Bufan asked. "This is the best time to release your passion, both physically and mentally."

"I don't donate blood." Lin Li shook his head when he heard that.

"You are not loyal! How can you say you are a passionate young man? You are a parasite!" Bai Bufan immediately stood on the moral high ground and sneered.

Lin Li shrugged. Who knows what will happen if his blood enters someone else's body? Maybe they will explode and die.

But we can't say it so clearly. Fortunately, Lin Li always has his reasons:

"Because I know very well that as a boy, as long as you donate blood, your blood is very likely to help others. I am not gay, and I personally feel uncomfortable with helping other boys, so I don't donate blood."

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

This reason left Bai Bufan dumbfounded.

But it seemed that what Lin Li said was not wrong.

Remember, every morning, the conversation between the red blood cells in your blood vessels is probably:

RBC 1: Hey man, wanna go over to Dick's place?
RBC2: OK, let’s go!

Bai Bufan thought about this, smiled, nodded, and gave a thumbs up: "Your reason convinces me, it's reasonable."

When we arrived at the place where chest CT was taken, there was a room next door for chest X-rays. However, because the tests for both were similar and the principles involved X-rays, the latter was not included in the package.

"Bufan, do you have any plans to get pregnant recently?" Walking to the door, Lin Li turned around and said to Bai Bufan.

"Are you sick?"

"I'm not kidding you. It's written here that CT scan has a certain probability of affecting the quality of gold and eggs. After the scan, there may be problems with your tadpoles in the next three months. It is very irresponsible to get pregnant at this time." Lin Li said, pointing to the sign at the door.

"Will that affect the glue application?"

After hearing that it was true, Bai Bufan immediately became much more serious and stepped forward to carefully read the instructions before filming.

Fortunately, it doesn’t affect.

"Don't worry, I have no plans to get pregnant in my lifetime." Bai Bufan nodded, then stared at Lin Li hesitantly: "But you, you are not going to go anywhere for insemination within half a year, right?"

"roll."

"Lin Li, if you go astray, remember to take me with you." Bai Bufan pleaded, "I still want to see Feifei again, even if I can only give her a spoiled tadpole."

"Idiot." Lin Li cursed with a smile, and then asked:

"Bufan, I won't queue up with you. The B-ultrasound project I'm waiting for is not included in your package or mine. I bought it extra, so I have to queue up there too.

I heard it takes quite a long time, so I'll go straight over after I finish here, and then after you finish the CT scan and I'm not back, you'll go over there to find me?"

"Okay." Bai Bufan nodded, no objection.

Lin Li, who cut in line, was soon called by his name.

"Hello, I'm the doctor in charge of CT examinations. My last name is Zhang." The machine and the control room were separated by a glass wall. The doctor in the control room walked over and said.

"Hello, Doctor Zhang."

Every staff member in the institution has a nameplate on his chest, and the doctor's name is Zhang Qiang.

"What should I do now?" Lin Li had never had a CT scan, so he asked.

"Are there any metal objects on or inside your body? Bringing metal objects can affect the results."

"Then I can't put my head into the machine." Lin Li said worriedly after hearing this.

"Hmm? Has a steel plate been implanted in your head for some reason? Head?" Zhang Qiang asked curiously.

Lin Li: "No, I have a will of steel in my head."

Zhang Qiang: “…”

Your mother.

"Doctor, it's just a joke. Relax. I don't have anything on me. I've checked before coming in." After being a jerk, Lin Li smiled and lay obediently on the examination bed.

"Okay, during the scan, please keep your body completely still and don't move. We will remind you via voice when to hold your breath. The whole process will take about 5-10 minutes. Please relax and I will help you adjust your posture a little bit..."

The scan officially began. Lin Li opened his eyes, but he didn't look at the machine. Instead, he looked at the system.

Looking at the number 1 pleadingly.

Time passed by minute by minute.

"Okay, you can get up. The scan is over." About five or six minutes later, the slight sound of the machine running disappeared, and the doctor's voice came from the loudspeaker.

【Seek and experience it yourself... (100/100; 2/4). 】

Seeing the change in the numbers, Lin Li lightly pumped his fist.

Great, there is no problem with the direction of completing my task, and I add one to the category.

Then the task can be completed by tomorrow at the latest.

"You can leave now. Don't forget the things you brought with you. If you feel any discomfort later, please contact us immediately." The doctor came forward and said, holding Lin Li's things.

"Ok."

Lin Li nodded and left the room.

"How many more will it be your turn?" Lin Li asked Bai Bufan before leaving.

"Probably four - of course, that's assuming there's no VIP like you cutting in line," Bai Bufan replied.

"That will probably take more than half an hour. I'll go over first."

"OK."

The ultrasound machine was not on this floor, so Lin Li went upstairs and arrived at the ultrasound room according to the map.

After scanning the code and getting his own prescription, Lin Li handed it to the doctor in the clinic, and then waited in line at the door.

Lin Li looked quite special among the people standing outside the door.

After all, they were all pregnant women and their accompanying husbands or family members. It seemed that Lin Li was the only one who came here purely for a check-up.

As a result, the other people who were waiting would always look at Lin Li from time to time, with eyes full of curiosity and interest.

I guess he thought there was some story behind Lin Li.

The time for B-ultrasound is obviously much longer than that for CT. It takes an average of 20 minutes to complete the examination of one person. Even though there are two machines here, the progress is still slow.

But Lin Li didn't care. He played with his phone to kill time and asked about Bai Bufan's progress from time to time.

But when Bai Bufan sent a message saying that he had finished and was walking upstairs, Lin Li had not started yet and it would probably take a while longer.

Lin Li had no choice but to continue admiring the beauty of women.

Some bloggers are really great, generous female bodhisattvas, very gOOd. .

She is so awesome and beautiful, it would be a shame if Wang Ze didn't come and see her.

"Eh? Lin Li?"

Lin Li, who was immersed in the video below, heard this familiar voice.

Looking up, Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying who appeared around the corner with surprise and confusion, and stood up: "Squad leader? Why are you here?"

Chen Yuying's eyes also revealed an unconcealable surprise.

"I..." She pointed behind herself and was about to explain.

At this time, Chen Zhongping and a woman with a slightly pregnant belly also walked out from the direction Chen Yuying pointed.

"Yingying, what did you just shout?" Chen Zhongping looked confused, as if he had heard something he didn't want to hear. At the same time, his eyes looked in the direction Chen Yuying had just looked.

Then Lin Li and Chen Zhongping looked at each other.

There was a brief silence at first.

When he saw the situation clearly, Chen Zhongping's eyes gradually showed a very complicated fan-shaped picture with three parts of disappointment, three parts of regret, two parts of regret, one part of surprise, and one part of anger. He pointed at Lin Li and asked in disbelief:

"Lin Li? Who did you get pregnant?!"

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

Uncle, this is a bit rude of you.

And what does the surprise in your eyes mean?
Hearing this question that was like a thunderclap, the pregnant women and their families present, who had been waiting boredly, immediately became eager to watch the show.

Lin Li was about to explain.

"Lian Li~~"

Before seeing the person, I heard his voice first, and someone was calling Lin Li's name lazily.

Of course, it was Bai Bufan.

As he was a little hungry, Bai Bufan rubbed his stomach while walking around the corner. He looked at Lin Li in the waiting area and asked, "Lin Li, when is your turn? I..."

The conversation stopped abruptly here because Bai Bufan saw Chen Yuying and Chen Zhongping.

Eh?
Why is the squad leader here?
Then Bai Bufan found the scene a little strange.

Everyone in the corridor, the monitor and her father, Lin Li, including those pregnant women and their families who were sitting there and whom they didn’t know at all, seemed to be looking at the same place.

So Bai Bufan followed their gaze and looked down at his stomach, where his hands were still rubbing.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Eh?
Why are you looking at your belly?
Eh?
What happened?

(End of this chapter)