Chapter 276 It's Really Hard to Be an Uncle
Chapter 276 It's Really Hard to Be an Uncle
"Hello, squad leader, hello uncle, what...what's going on now?" Bai Bufan, who had no idea what was going on, didn't even dare to rub his stomach too much and asked cautiously.
Chen Yuying: “…”
To be honest, it was difficult for her to understand the current situation.
But today is definitely a happy day.
Great.
"Yingying, do you three know this person? This... is a girl?" The woman next to Chen Yuying pulled Chen Yuying's arm, looked at Bai Bufan, and asked in a low and curious voice.
But Bai Bufan was standing not far away from them. After hearing it clearly, he was stunned.
(;☉_☉)?
What does it mean to be a girl?
Bai Bufan didn't wait for Chen Yuying to explain to him. He just passed the two of them and trotted to Lin Li.
"Hey, pregnant women, don't run like this, don't hurt the fetus in your belly." An enthusiastic pregnant woman eating melons in the corridor put herself in Bai Bufan's shoes and shouted to him with concern as he was running.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"I'm not pregnant! I'm a man! A man!"
Bai Bufan could no longer bear it. After explaining loudly, he ran to Lin Li, grabbed Lin Li's collar and pulled him up, while questioning in a cold voice:
"Lin Li, what trap have you set for me again? What kind of damn character am I now?"
He originally wanted to swear, but considering that there were many pregnant women here, Bai Bufan felt that he still needed to be more civilized.
When you are in doubt, ask Lin Li first, and you will probably be right.
Unfortunately, this time, empiricism went wrong. Lin Li rubbed his brows and looked at Chen Zhongping not far away: "You ask me, I also want to ask the squad leader's father."
"Dad, what are you talking about!" Chen Yuying also remembered the culprit. She raised her hand and slapped Chen Zhongping on the back, saying with a little annoyance and dissatisfaction.
Chen Zhongping smiled awkwardly.
Coming back to his senses, he realized that what he had just said was a bit too extreme.
There was nothing he could do, since the person he saw was Lin Li.
This is not an ordinary yellow-haired guy, this is Lin Li!
The last time I saw this guy, he had taken my daughter away to play for a whole day and came back. The time before that, my daughter had taken him away to play for nearly four days.
The former blames Lin Li, and the latter blames Lin Li even more. Their crimes are so heinous that they are beyond description.
In addition, Lin Li was seen sitting at the door of the ultrasound treatment room, without an adult around him, and holding a checkup form in his hand, so it was obvious that he was not accompanying his family. So it is objective and reasonable to assume that he got someone else pregnant, right?
That makes so much sense.
At most, it adds a little bit of subjective emotional elements.
Lin Li also stood up and walked towards Chen Yuying and others together with Bai Bufan.
"Why the hell did you show up with your hands on your belly? After the squad leader's dad yelled at you like that, and you showed up rubbing your belly, everyone will think you're the pregnant woman I brought with me!"
Lin Li, who had already briefly explained the cause and effect to Bai Bufan, lowered his voice and spoke through gritted teeth.
"Fuck? Can you blame me?" Bai Bufan lowered his voice even lower, and it looked a little ferocious because he was too helpless. "I'm hungry. What I wanted to say just now was, 'I'm so hungry. When are you ready? Let's go have breakfast'!"
So it's normal to touch your belly when you're hungry, right? Who would have thought that this could be mistaken for a pregnant woman?
And is there a pregnant woman like me? Do I have this ability? Or did you do this? Are these aunts crazy? Is it true that pregnancy makes people stupid for three years? "
Bai Bufan felt that he was really innocent.
"Even armed helicopters can calculate gender, so who dares to assume that you are not pregnant?" Lin Li sighed.
The two men had already walked in front of Chen Yuying and the other two, and everyone walked towards the chairs in the porch on the other side of the T-intersection.
It's inappropriate to continue chatting here and it's blocking the way.
"Hello uncle, is this... Auntie?" Lin Li greeted Chen Zhongping first, then glanced at the slightly pregnant woman, then looked at Chen Yuying tentatively.
"It's not my mother, it's my aunt." Chen Yuying explained.
"Oh, hello, auntie." Lin Li and Bai Bufan greeted the woman upon hearing her words.
Aunt means that this woman is Chen Zhongping's sister. Since Chen Zhongping already calls her uncle, it is inappropriate to call her aunt, so the two of them also follow suit and call her aunt.
"Hello." Chen Shan nodded and asked curiously, "Are you Yingying's classmates?"
"Yes." Lin Li nodded.
"Why are you here?" Chen Yuying asked curiously.
Lin Li heard this, but did not look at Chen Yuying. Instead, he showed the checklist in his hand to Chen Zhongping and poked the word "Lin Li" on it:
"Uncle, I'm here for a routine checkup. I'm the one who's going to get the B-ultrasound later. I didn't make anyone else pregnant, really."
The recitation was very clear and sincere.
Chen Zhongping: “…”
Why is this guy still sticking his face to me?
"Ahem, I get it. I'm sorry, I misunderstood just now." But Chen Zhongping was not an unreasonable person, so he apologized immediately.
But knowing the truth, he felt it was a bit of a pity.
Although I was disappointed and angry when I first learned the 'truth', I was also a little surprised - I can finally get rid of this guy!
I was originally planning to share this good news with Teacher Xue.
You know, for the class teacher, the class is like a Chinese horror movie. What they don't want to see more than one person missing is one person extra in the class.
Especially since this person was created by students in the class with their own abilities, it is even more terrifying. It is something that can really make the class teacher and school leaders unable to sleep all night.
It’s a pity that Lin Li survived.
"Lin Li, are you sick?" Chen Yuying's voice was filled with obvious concern when she heard this.
"No, Bufan and I just came here for a preventive full body check-up. He might be a little sick, but I don't feel any discomfort at all."
"Oh, that's good." Chen Yuying nodded.
Bai Bufan: “?”
Mr. Monitor, Lin Li just said "He might be a little sick", right? Did you still say "Oh, that's good" without hesitation?
At least you ask me out of concern? Even if it's just a formality?
"So squad leader, are you here to accompany your aunt for a prenatal checkup?" Lin Li asked.
"Yeah." Chen Yuying nodded vigorously, then sensed Lin Li's gaze and subconsciously began to comb her hair with her hands.
Going out so early, and not for fun, Chen Yuying naturally had no makeup on and her clothes were casually matched.
But now I feel a little regretful.
Should have spent more time on this.
"That's such a coincidence." Lin Li said with a smile, "I can't believe we can meet like this. It seems that yesterday's promise of meeting the day after tomorrow was too conservative."
"In fact, my family comes to this institution for physical examinations every year," Chen Yuying said with a smile in her voice, "but it's really a coincidence that we met."
Chen Zhongping finally found a way to vent his anger.
——He had a cold face and blew out air through his nose, feeling great.
Of course, there’s more to it than that.
What do you mean by every year? It only comes this year! I won’t come next year!
Cijian physical examination? We Chen family don't welcome you from now on! Go play in the blacklist!
A store that lets Lin Li in, bad!
Other medical examination centers in Nansang that do not allow Lin Li to enter are good!
"Did you invite Bai Bufan here?" Chen Yuying looked at Bai Bufan.
"Yes, all expenses will be paid by Master Lin." Bai Bufan answered for Lin Li.
"Then why didn't you tell us?" Chen Yuying tilted her head, pursed her lips and looked at Lin Li with a slightly puffed mouth.
Chen Shan behind him rubbed her eyes. Being pregnant really made her eyes dizzy. She even hallucinated that Lin Li reached out and pinched Bai Bufan's butt.
Ignoring Bai Bufan's gaze of "Do you fucking want to eat oil cakes?", Lin Li smiled and shrugged:
"This kind of thing is not fun. Not only do I have to get up so early in the morning, but I also have to fast and abstain from water. Isn't this pure torture? I didn't intend to call him Bufan at first, but he asked me first, so I just asked casually.
And even so, Bufan still regrets it very much now."
"That's exactly what Lin Li said." Bai Bufan nodded. "If I had known, I wouldn't have come here to suffer this. If I could get my money back, I would have given up this morning. Who knew I would have to go through such a bizarre situation of being mistaken for a pregnant woman brought by Lin Li?"
If you don't want to come, I'll want to come even more.
Chen Yuying blinked and didn't say this out loud.
"Is that so? But you can ask next time. For example, if you encounter a coincidence like today again, wouldn't it be more interesting?" Chen Yuying just said.
"Got it." Lin Li put his index and middle fingers together and stroked his temple, "Squad leader, have you picked your numbers?"
"No, we have an appointment, it should be our turn soon," Chen Yuying shook her head, then asked, "Lin Li, how about you?"
"I am also curious about the answer to this question." Bai Bufan also asked.
"It's almost time. I'll be the next in the room I'm waiting in. It'll probably take about ten minutes." Lin Li explained.
"Oh, let's wait together then."
The space outside the corridor was even more empty. Lin Li and Bai Bufan sat on one side, and Chen Yuying hesitated for a while before following Chen Zhongping and Chen Shan to sit opposite. But Lin Li soon found that sitting face to face seemed a bit awkward.
Especially Chen Zhongping, the old man, who didn't even hide his gaze.
You know, there is a fundamental difference between now and during the National Day.
During the National Day, Lin Li was very confident. He felt that Chen Zhongdeng's malice and vigilance towards him were pure nonsense and groundless worries. He believed that he had nothing to fear as he was upright!
Just laugh it off.
But now...
Lin Li felt guilty.
If your body is crooked, your shadow cannot be straight.
It turns out that malice and caution are manifestations of long-term vision. No wonder Chen Zhongping can make so much money.
Therefore, Lin Li silently raised the phone to a height parallel to his face, blocking Chen Zhongping's sight.
Chen Zhongping: “…”
Guilty! This guy is feeling guilty, right?
Lin Li felt very uncomfortable.
But when he opened his phone and saw what was in front of him, Bai Bufan was stunned.
"Bai Bufan: What the hell are you looking at?"
"Lin Li: In this place full of vitality, what's wrong with exploring the origin of life and pursuing the meaning of life?"
They were sitting next to each other, but they were chatting on their phones.
"Bai Bufan: Push me, I need to study too."
Fortunately, the awkward situation didn't last too long. After sitting for a few minutes and looking at his phone, Chen Zhongping stood up and said to his sister, "It's our turn."
It should be the exclusive customer service or doctor who contacted you.
"Okay." Chen Shan nodded and stood up. She didn't need any help. She was only slightly pregnant and it didn't affect her movements much.
"I'll wait for you here~" But Chen Yuying was still sitting on the bench opposite, looking up at the two of them and said, "I have nothing to do inside~"
Chen Zhongping: “…”
"Okay, Yingying, have fun with your classmates. We're leaving, brother." While Chen Zhongping was still thinking of a suitable reason to reject this request, Chen Shan had already nodded with a smile.
She didn't think so much. She just felt that Chen Yuying didn't want to go in and wait but wanted to chat with her classmates outside. Isn't that normal?
"How about... Shan, you go there by yourself, and I'll wait for you here too?" Chen Zhongping asked tentatively, "Anyway, I can only wait for you in the family waiting room, it's the same."
Chen Shan: “?”
Not brother?
Are these two kids also your old classmates? Do you need to catch up too?
"Are you my brother? Huh? Chen Zhongping, speak up, are you my brother? Huh? Answer me!"
Chen Shan widened her eyes, looked at Chen Zhongping in disbelief, and reached out to poke his spine frantically.
"Let's go, let's go." Chen Zhongping was helpless after being poked, and took Chen Shan to the treatment room, but he still muttered angrily:
"What a lousy husband you have. He's away on business even when you're pregnant. When he was chasing you, I should have kicked him! No, two kicks! Not enough, one more punch, two more punches!
Chase! I asked you to chase! Are girls from our family so easy to chase? Don’t let me find an opportunity. If I find such an opportunity again, I will definitely beat him to death…”
Chen Shan didn't take it seriously at first, but as she heard Chen Zhongping getting more and more excited as he spoke, she looked at her brother who had suddenly gone crazy with a puzzled look on her face.
My husband and my brother have a good relationship. They often drink and chat together. Even in the beginning, there was no hindrance. Why is there suddenly so much inexplicable malice now?
Forget it, forget it.
After Chen Zhongping and Chen Shan disappeared around the corner, Lin Li slowly put down his phone, took a long breath, and then said to Chen Yuying:
"Squad leader, you have never been abused at home, right? It seems that your father has a serious tendency towards violence. He always touches people and even beats them to death. It's scary..."
Lin Li was really worried about Chen Shan's husband.
"No, my dad was just talking. He has never hit anyone in front of me." Chen Yuying smiled and comforted him.
"Then I am really relieved for your uncle." Lin Li nodded.
Bai Bufan, who was still admiring the origin of life, glanced at Lin Li when he heard this.
Chen Laodeng's words were best said to the squad leader's uncle, and you better really be relieved for him.
Finally, there were no adults around. Bai Bufan turned off his phone, patted Lin Li on the shoulder, and excitedly asked the question he had wanted to ask but had not been able to ask before:
"Lin Li, do you think that when a person is still in his mother's womb, he is considered to be driving a mecha?"
Lin Li: "?"
"You drive your mother?"
"Well, it's been open for ten months."
Since he had answered like that, he couldn't continue to curse. Lin Li chose to give a thumbs up: "Hello, yes."
"What are your plans after the physical examination?" Chen Yuying on the opposite side smiled when she heard the conversation, and then asked after a break in the conversation.
"We don't have any follow-up arrangements...right? Anyway, I'm very sleepy and I must go back to catch up on some sleep." Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li and asked. He had only slept for more than three hours today, which was totally not enough.
"Yes, just a physical examination." Lin Li nodded, "I'm not planning on playing. If I were planning on playing, I would have asked you already."
"Oh, I see." Chen Yuying nodded.
"What's the matter, squad leader? Do you have any plans?" Seeing that Chen Yuying did not follow up, Lin Li asked back.
"No, I was going to go to my aunt's house to play for a while after finishing the checkup. It's not really a plan, so I was thinking if you had any plans, I would see if I could go with you. Since you don't have any, forget it." Chen Yuying explained.
Lin Li blinked.
There is no plan, but there can be one. If Bai Bufan wants to go back to sleep, he can just go back.
But considering that this would mean snatching the person from Chen Zhongping face to face, and that he would still go out to play alone after the snatch, after thinking about it, he decided to give up for the time being.
He was afraid that he would be beaten to death by Chen Zhongping before Chen Yuying's uncle.
Although Chen Zhongping had never taken action in front of Chen Yuying, he had many opportunities to do so outside of Chen Yuying.
At this time, a service message popped up on the WeChat official account, and it was Lin Li’s turn.
"It's my turn now. I'm going to do a B-ultrasound to see if I'm pregnant with a boy or a girl." Lin Li stood up and said.
"Class monitor, are you going to accompany Lin Li or am I going to accompany Lin Li?" Bai Bufan asked at this time, "You know, I'm not very good at being alone with girls, so if you want to go in, I'll wait outside. If you wait here, I'll go in and accompany Lin Li."
Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying seemed to fall into deep thought and pointed her index finger at her lower lip.
"I prefer you to go in and keep him company, because I'd feel more comfortable playing with my phone outside." Bai Bufan quickly added.
"Okay, I'll accompany him." The step was neither soft nor hard, and Chen Yuying felt very comfortable stepping on it.
Bai Bufan is indeed the best friend of mankind, thank you.
But to be honest, whether you go in or not, you just have to change your seat and wait for twenty minutes.
It's not like when he treated Lei Dao Da Na, where he needed to shake hands to give Lin Li strength. It's not painful, he just lay there.
So Lin Li didn't care, just found it a little funny, and then he and Chen Yuying walked towards the treatment room.
There were two female doctors in the clinic. The previous group of pregnant women had just finished their examination, and one doctor was changing the disposable sheets and doing sterilization and disinfection.
Lin Li walked to the seat next to the doctor and sat down. He glanced at the nameplate on his chest and said, "Hello, Doctor Pan."
The doctor who was disinfecting not far away must be in a good mood today, smiling while disinfecting.
Hearing this, Dr. Pan looked up at Lin Li, frowned and said in a not-so-friendly manner: "The family waiting area is over there."
Then he glanced at Chen Yuying behind Lin Li. Seeing that the two were so young, the woman didn't even look eighteen years old. She looked at Lin Li with an even more unfriendly expression:
"You young people today are really..."
Lin Li: "..."
Chen Yuying behind him laughed when she heard this.
"You can still laugh? If you don't take care of your body, you will regret it in the future. Really." The doctor glared at Chen Yuying.
Yingbao didn't laugh, he just lowered his head and wrung his hands honestly.
"Doctor Pan, I'm the one doing the examination. I'm not here for a uterine B-ultrasound. I'm here for a routine abdominal check." Lin Li explained with a giggle.
The doctor frowned upon hearing this, then looked at the computer next to him, confirmed the name on the checklist, and that the gender was male before nodding and getting up to walk towards the medical equipment:
"Sorry, I made a mistake. This girl is an escort. OK, Jinli, come with me."
Lin Li sat in his seat without moving until the doctor, who was halfway there, turned back and urged him:
"Mr. Jin, please come with me?"
"Eh? So you're calling me? I thought you were calling your assistant, Doctor Pan." Lin Li quickly stood up and introduced himself, "Doctor Pan, my name is Lin Li, my last name is Lin, not Jin."
"Oh - so your last name isn't Jin?"
"correct."
"Then... who among us has the last name Jin?"
"Who?"
Doctor Pan then smiled, but his smile was not a smile at all. He pinched his nameplate with both hands and pulled it hard towards Lin Li.
There are only two words on the nameplate.
"Golden Lotus".
(End of this chapter)