Chapter 277 Song, I remember you beat me to death on Jingyang Ridge the last time we met.
Chapter 277 Song, I remember you beat me to death on Jingyang Ridge the last time we met.
"What's wrong, Dr. Pan?"
Looking at the doctor's nameplate, Lin Li asked doubtfully.
Why doesn’t this nameplate have a surname?
The other doctor, who had been laughing since Lin Li came in and called out for Doctor Pan, could no longer suppress his laughter when he heard Lin Li still calling out. He squatted down and trembled continuously, and could not stop laughing at all.
Jinlian: “?”
Not a buddy? Why are you still shouting?
"Mr. Lin! My last name is Jin! My given name is Lian, just one character! One! Lotus! It symbolizes purity, elegance, tenacity and auspiciousness, and implies noble character and being untainted by mud! My last name is not Pan! My ancestors have nothing to do with Pan, and there is no one with the last name Pan in the family tree!"
Jinlian clenched her hands so tightly that she almost tore off her nameplate.
It would have been fine if he hadn't explained. After this explanation, Chen Yuying, who was originally confused, squatted on the ground, covered her face and started laughing after a brief silence.
Her black hair swayed as her body trembled, and her laughter was crisp, creating ripples in the air.
Sweeter than the doctor’s laugh, more pleasant and I love to hear it!
"Mr. Lin! I'm explaining to you!"
As for the culprit of this vortex, Lin Li, who finally came to his senses from laughing, was indeed a little embarrassed.
Wang Ze from the ditch, go and see what you want to say!
If it wasn't for this guy who caused me to tell the story of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing two days ago, how could I have had this subconscious thought?
"Pan... Doctor Jin, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, it's my fault." Lin Li said embarrassedly, admitting his mistake and correcting it.
No wonder Lin Li felt that the doctor's attitude towards him was not very good from the moment he entered the door, and there was a hint of hostility and malice.
I originally thought that this doctor hated young handsome guys, but it turns out that he hates young stupid handsome guys.
Haha, I misunderstood.
Doctor Jin adjusted his glasses, which were crooked by anger, and then waved his hand. He continued to walk towards the diagnostic instrument and sat on the chair in front of the instrument, sighing:
"Forget it, it's okay. This isn't the first time I've been yelled at like that. Since you're here for a physical examination at our institution, didn't you do the routine physical examination downstairs? Are you only planning to do a B-ultrasound?"
"Yes, they also bought a set meal there." Lin Li followed behind him and replied when he heard it.
"Have you done the internal medicine examination?" Dr. Jin asked.
"No, because the test here requires fasting, so I came here first. Do I need to do an internal medicine examination before I can do a B-ultrasound?" Lin Li shook his head first, then asked worriedly.
Don't tell Lin Li that he has to check that first and then queue up again, that would take too long.
"No need," Doctor Jin waved his hand, then chuckled for no apparent reason, and said in a much better mood, "It's just a casual question. Don't forget to check it out later. Okay, the important thing now is, let's go to bed first."
Very ambiguous words.
Squad leader, I'm sorry, I'm going to sleep with someone else in front of you. After giving Chen Yuying who was not far away a look that said "I was forced", Lin Li lay down on the examination bed.
Chen Yuying responded with a look that said "Who cares about you?"
Because it was a routine abdominal B-ultrasound for boys, Chen Yuying didn't even need to hide in the waiting room.
Not to mention being shy, Lin Li didn't mind even if she came close to him.
Of course, if it really came up, then again - I should have taken a few more showers last night.
"Pull your shirt down to below your chest, or if you don't mind, you can take it off altogether. Pull your pants down slightly to expose your abdominal area. I will apply some ultrasound coupling gel on your abdomen later. This is to help the probe better contact the skin. It may feel a little cold, so don't panic."
"Please keep your body relaxed, don't be nervous, and wait for our instructions, such as breathing and lying position. The whole process only takes 10-15 minutes."
Another assistant doctor came over with a bottle of medical coupling agent and said.
"Ok."
Lin Li did not choose to take off his clothes, but just pulled the clothes up around his abdomen.
"You have a great figure." Looking at Lin Li's abdominal lines, the assistant doctor praised with a smile, and at the same time poured the cold coupling agent on Lin Li's abdomen.
The coupling agent is a translucent colloid.
"Thank you." Lin Li patted his temporarily dry belly in response to the compliment.
Chen Yuying leaned against the cold metal door frame of the examination room, seemingly staring intently at the gray-white images flowing on the display screen, but her peripheral vision swept across Lin Li's abdomen as if pulled by a magnet.
Humph.
During the autumn outing, on the first night, Lin Li was in their room. No, to be precise, he took off his clothes and acted like a hooligan in front of Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, and Yu Yu, while he was washing himself.
If Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu hadn’t told her about this later, Chen Yuying would not have known about this episode before Xue Jian appeared!
Humph! He showed it to them and told them they could touch it, but he chose a time when he was not there.
Bai Bufan must have seen Lin Li's abdominal muscles. After all this time, he was the last one to see them among the "Three Men and One Dog".
snort! !
Chen Yuying wrinkled her nose and looked back seriously this time!
Doctor Jin, who was sitting next to Lin Li, waited for his assistant to apply the ointment before moving the ultrasound probe around Lin Li's belly.
But after a few seconds of moving, Dr. Jin was a little confused. She tilted her head and looked at Lin Li: "Mr. Lin, is it my illusion? Have you been holding your breath?"
Judging from the feedback from the probe, Lin Li's stomach is not soft at all and his muscles are tense.
"Yes, Doctor Jin." Lin Li nodded. Because he was holding his breath, he could hear the difference in his voice.
"Um, that's not necessary. You need to hold your breath during the B-ultrasound, but not throughout the whole process. Just relax and breathe naturally. I'll tell you when you need to hold your breath."
Upon hearing this, Jinlian tapped Lin Li's abdomen lightly with the probe and said.
"No, someone is peeking at me now. If I relax, the shape of my abdominal muscles will be ugly and imperfect, which is not what I want." Lin Li said with a blink.
Jinlian: “?”
Doctor Jin turned his head when he heard that, but Chen Yuying had already returned to her posture of leaning with her arms folded, staring intently at the display screen. She seemed not interested at all. Only the red tips of her ears betrayed what had just happened.
Under the gaze of three people including the assistant for a long time, she softly added: "I didn't see it..."
Jinlian: He’s just a passerby. I don’t believe him.
Young people nowadays can flirt even in the ultrasound room.
Feeling somewhat amused and helpless, Jin Lian patted Lin Li's abdomen and said, "Now that no one is looking at you anymore, you can relax, right? Follow my instructions, otherwise it will affect the ultrasound results."
"Okay, doctor." Lin Li smiled and breathed a sigh of relief.
But in fact, with Lin Li's current body fat percentage, it is still very obvious even without holding his breath.
Unfortunately, Chen Yuying, who was pointed out, stopped watching it.
Oh, fake, still watching.
……
【Seek and experience it yourself... (100/100; 3/4). 】
The sound of the ultrasound machine operating disappeared, and the task number changed again.
"Okay, after a quick look, there's nothing wrong with the liver, pancreas, spleen, etc. They're all pretty healthy. More specific and detailed results will be out in about half an hour. You should have already paid attention to the official account, right?
A message will pop up when the time comes, and you can download the report yourself."
"Okay, thank you Dr. Jin." Lin Li nodded.
Jinlian finished the scan and handed Lin Li a pack of medical tissues: "Wipe it clean yourself."
The coupling agent will not evaporate and will not be absorbed by the human body, so it needs to be wiped off.
Chen Yuying, who was waiting on the side, suddenly laughed, probably remembering the one-dollar bill from National Day.
She was asked to go to bed beforehand and was asked to clean herself up afterwards. Seeing how pitiful she looked, Lin Li really didn't know how Chen Yuying could smile.
No empathy, Chen Yuying is bad.
There were wet wipes and dry wipes in the paper towels. Lin Li opened them, took them out, wiped them around casually, and prepared to put on his clothes.
"Lin Li, the side of your belly is not wiped clean." Chen Yuying raised her head slightly and gestured.
Lin Li, who had nodded and was about to reach out to wipe it, paused for a moment, then lay back on the bed and rubbed his neck:
"Oh, my neck is stiff from lying down, and now I can't turn it around. Did I really not wipe it clean? But I can't see well..."
Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth and smiled beautifully.
It starts again, this guy.
Lin Li blinked and looked at Chen Yuying, holding up a tissue towards her, just like he did when he drank water last time, muttering, "It hurts if it's not wiped clean, it hurts if it's not wiped clean..."
Exhaling a breath full of laughter, Chen Yuying took a step forward.
The tissue was taken over, and the last bit of coupling agent on Lin Li's body was casually wiped clean.
——Jinlian received it and also wiped it.
Otherwise how could it be so casual?
then.
Lin Li, who just raised the corner of his mouth, and Chen Yuying, who just took a step forward: "..."
Silence is Cambridge tonight.
No, sister, who are you?
"Well, it's all wiped, get up." Jinlian did a good deed without asking for anything in return. As a doctor with a kind heart, she stood up and held Lin Li's chin with both hands, shaking it left and right, and asked doubtfully:
"Did you really get a stiff neck? That shouldn't be the case, right? The pillow wasn't placed askew just now."
"It's okay, doctor! Thank you!" Lin Li said with a smile.
I don't know why the teeth can't be separated.
Dr. Pan, I hate you! Come back, Brother Wu Song, someone is really under your control.
……
The B-ultrasound examination time for pregnant women is longer than that for routine physical examinations. Therefore, although Chen Zhongping and Chen Shan went in much earlier than Lin Li, they both came out at the same time.
When Chen Zhongping just walked out of the door, he was stunned when he saw Lin Li and his daughter coming out of another ultrasound treatment room.
Yingying, didn’t you say it’s boring to go in and wait for people to do an ultrasound?
So where are you now?
Since Lin Li is not a human, wouldn’t it be boring to wait for him?
Chen Zhongping didn't care, but when he put himself in his sister's perspective, he felt a little uncomfortable. Of course, it wasn't him. He never cared. He was not annoyed at all, nor did he want to behead Lin Li and hang his head on the city wall for public display, and then cut it into small pieces after exposing it to the sun. He really didn't care.
I don’t care! I don’t care! I told you I don’t care! (╯°口°)╯︵┻━┻!!
Lin Li and Chen Yuying came out of the treatment room at the same time. Those who didn't know what was going on thought something had happened between the two of them.
Now, many strangers present were looking at Chen Yuying or her belly area with curiosity.
"I'm the one doing the B-ultrasound. I'm here for a physical check-up, everyone." Lin Li also noticed this gaze and took a step forward, blocking half of Chen Yuying, and explained to these onlookers.
Any possible criticism and malicious speculation must be suppressed, even if there is basically no possibility of having any contact with these people again.
Chen Zhongping chuckled and suggested cutting the meat less frequently when making the sauce.
When the passers-by suddenly looked away after hearing what she said, Chen Yuying walked towards Chen Shan and asked, "Aunt, what are the results of the examination?"
"Yingying is still concerned about her aunt. There is no problem at all. The baby is developing well." Chen Shan stretched out her hand and pinched Chen Yuying's cheek, and said with a smile, "How are your classmates?"
"Thank you for your concern, auntie, but my baby hasn't developed yet and the doctor said there's little hope, so I should be mentally prepared." Lin Li replied.
Chen Shan: “…”
Who asked about your baby?
If there is hope, then the sky will collapse, right?
"Then keep up the good work." Chen Shan had no choice but to say with a smile.
"What are you going to do next? Well, the inspection is done, we should go now."
Chen Zhongping didn't care about Lin Li's baby, as it wasn't his own. He only wanted to take Chen Yuying away from this place of trouble.
Cijian, this is the last time we see each other.
From now on, the Chen family will have nothing to do with you!
"Then see you tomorrow, squad leader. Bufan and I have to go have breakfast first." This was an expected separation, so Lin Li accepted it naturally and looked at Chen Yuying to say goodbye.
"Okay, unfortunately I've already had breakfast today, otherwise I could try to have the physical examination with you guys." Chen Yuying also nodded with a little regret, "See you tomorrow."
She and Chen Zhongping were only here to accompany Chen Shan today, so they naturally got up early and had breakfast before coming.
Although Chen Shan has not eaten anything today, her family has prepared special nutritious meals for pregnant women, and she does not plan to stay in the medical examination institution to eat.
When Chen Zhongping heard this, he was glad that he and Chen Yuying had eaten breakfast before coming.
Physical examination has become a fun activity, Lin Li is really guilty of a heinous crime.
We still have to contact the cement factory, and this kid really needs to go and see it.
On a seat in the corridor at Exit T, Lin Li found Bai Bufan who was waiting for his meal, and the two groups parted ways.
"Come on, come on, load your guns!" Lin Li walked quickly in front with Bai Bufan and headed straight for the VIP lounge.
He didn't feel hungry just now, but after separating from Chen Yuying, Lin Li realized that he was so hungry.
And it’s almost nine o’clock now.
All I can say is that beauty is a feast to the eyes, but I forget about eating it.
"Load? Load what? Your flight is about to take off again? Now? In this occasion? It's not appropriate, right?" Bai Bufan also followed quickly behind, but asked questions in confusion like a machine gun.
"Everyone is a shit gun, and eating is just loading the gun." Lin Li turned around and said deeply to Bai Bufan.
"Don't say such serious words, Lin Li! And do you have to say such things before breakfast?!"
Bai Bufan couldn't be serious at all. After being stunned for a moment, he roared angrily.
"Is it really filthy?" Lin Li sneered contemptuously, shook his head, and looked at Bai Bufan with pity in his eyes:
"Bufan, once when I was in Sage Time and thinking about the meaning of life, do you know what answer I got?"
"I don't want to know. Please, don't tell me." Bai Bufan, the Red Stone King, had no appetite today.
"The meaning of human existence may be to keep shit warm." But Lin Li still gave the answer. This stone must be red even if it is not red.
Bai Bufan: “…”
"Grass!!"
……
"We've arrived at the VIP lounge. Bufan, please squat outside and help me watch the door. I'll finish my meal soon." After arriving at the destination, Lin Li turned around and said.
Bai Bufan: “?”
I forgot that my package was different from Lin Li’s.
Then just wait for a market full of trades?
"Why didn't you say so earlier! I should have gone to eat by myself first!" Bai Bufan's blushing face spoke louder than any sweet words.
"Don't worry."
Lin Li stopped Bai Bufan with a smile, and after a brief negotiation with the staff, the other party let him go without any difficulty.
What's wrong with a VIP bringing a pet?
However, this so-called VIP lounge is not actually that luxurious. On one side of the room, there are less than twenty kinds of nutritious breakfasts displayed.
But Lin Li and Bai Bufan were not picky. After simply selecting something, they took the food to the table and started eating.
"Lin Li, do you think this egg looks like a white avocado when cut crosswise?" Bai Bufan asked casually while peeling the eggshell.
Lin Li was too lazy to pay attention, but raised the bun in his hand and said, "This crayfish bun tastes good. You can go get one later."
"Really? Let me get one to try." Bai Bufan got up and went to the self-service area, and brought back a few buns. "There are so many kinds of buns here. It's true that everything can be made into buns."
Lin Li lowered his voice, stepped forward and shook his head seriously: "I heard from a friend of mine who works in a hospital and has inside information that arsenic cannot be used to make dumplings."
Bai Bufan: "...You don't have to listen to your friend. You really can't."
"Hey, this fish-flavored shredded pork bun is unexpectedly delicious." The eye roll quickly turned into surprise. Bai Bufan looked at the bun with a bite taken in his hand and praised.
Bai Bufan's chewing speed gradually slowed down, and then he looked up and asked Lin Li in confusion:
"Lin Li, tell me, it was Jack who sank to the bottom of the sea and died, so why is it that the fish-scented food is shredded pork?"
“Puh—cough! Cough!!”
The chances of a bun killing someone are low, but not zero.
Lin Li took a big gulp of milk, wiped the crumbs from the corners of his mouth with a tissue, and patted his chest to make himself feel a little more comfortable.
After recovering from his shock, Lin Li raised his middle finger towards Bai Bufan: "Are you fucking sick?"
That Jack really has a fishy flavor.
I can only say that this hell joke is really like a child with a terminal illness, it will never grow old.
"Is this crazy? I just have a thirst for knowledge." Facing the question, Bai Bufan shrugged innocently.
"But I should be able to answer your question." After thinking for a moment, Lin Li considered his words: "Bufan, haven't you heard of the saying, when you give someone a rose, your hands will smell like fish, then the shredded pork must have a fish smell."
“Puh—cough! Cough!!”
The chances of a bun killing a dog are low, but by no means zero.
After taking the milk from Lin Li and pausing for a while to avoid choking to death, Bai Bufan nodded and gave a thumbs up: "It's reasonable and well-founded. I agree."
After trying a little bit of each breakfast, they were soon almost full.
"It's easy to feel sleepy after eating. Let's go, Lin Li, finish the remaining projects. I want to go back to school and sleep." Bai Bufan yawned, stood up and said to Lin Li.
"Yeah," Lin Li nodded and sucked the milk in his hand vigorously: "I'll leave after I finish this bottle."
"Why are you drinking so much? Oh, and I remember you said before that you are lactose intolerant and can't drink milk? Are you drinking like a Splatoon?
Although you are loading the gun, I think it is better to go home and shoot it."
Bai Bufan said with concern after hearing this.
"My physical condition has improved now and I am not so intolerant." Lin Li shook his head.
"How can this thing be good? Aren't people usually born with a congenital intolerance?" Bai Bufan asked puzzledly.
Of course it’s cultivating immortals. Who among the immortals is lactose intolerant?
It would be so embarrassing if you tell others about it.
Mortal: Immortal, do you drink milk?
Lin Li: I’m sorry for not drinking it. I’m lactose intolerant.
(End of this chapter)