Chapter 278: Witt, I pooped in bed

Chapter 278: Witt, I pooped in bed

Chapter 278: Witt, I pooped in bed

Is this appropriate?

But he really couldn't say that to Bai Bufan. Fortunately, Lin Li had a universal answer for this guy: "Abstain from sex."

Bai Bufan: “?”

"Where the hell are you, son? Who the hell told you that quitting masturbation can produce this kind of results?"

"That's how it works to quit masturbation. If you've never quit masturbation, you don't understand." Lin Li sneered, "If you haven't quit masturbation, don't refute me."

"..." Again and again, Bai Bufan's face turned red, "How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air..."

"As for why I drank so much, it's because I have a urine test later." Ignoring Bai Yiji, Lin Li continued.

The straw had already made a sound of sucking air, and after sucking up the last bit, Lin Li raised his hand and threw it.

The bottle followed a perfect parabola and fell accurately into the trash can, landing on Bai Bufan's head.

"Nice! Aim successfully!" Lin Li clenched his fists and raised his arms, praising himself.

"You didn't even bother to pretend to say you threw it the wrong way, did you?"

After picking up the bottle on the ground and throwing it into the trash can, Bai Bufan touched his chin, his face showing some entanglement and hesitation, and said: "Lin Li, does this mean that we have to do a urine test later?"

"Well, what happened?"

"What if I can't swallow it?"

"..."

After a brief silence, Lin Li sneered softly, with pride in his voice:

"Do you think I drink so much milk just to pee? Wouldn't it be faster to drink water? The reason why I drink milk is that as we all know, the ingredients in milk can form a protective film to protect our gastric mucosa. With this preparation, I promise that I will swallow it easily later!"

"As for you, take care of yourself!"

"What!? You have already thought of the third level, what a formidable opponent!" Bai Bufan was shocked when he heard this, but soon, his eyes flashed with passion and enthusiasm:
"But I won't admit defeat! Lin Li, wait, I will definitely surpass you and swallow more urine!"

"I'm looking forward to that day." Lin Li nodded with appreciation.

The passionate conversation of Youth King ended, and the two people left the lounge and continued the physical examination.

Because they spent a lot of time on the B-ultrasound, when they came out of the lounge, they found that there were not many people undergoing physical examinations on the first floor, but people started to line up in the breakfast area on the second floor.

"That's great, this way you don't have to wait in line and we can finish it faster."

"Lin Li, do you want to do this internal medicine examination first? Then I'll go to the surgery department across the street for examination?" Bai Bufan nodded when he heard this. Seeing Lin Li walking towards the internal medicine department, he pointed to the opposite side and said, "Come back to school early."

"All is fine." Lin Li nodded indifferently.

The two separated, Lin Li knocked on the door and entered the internal medicine clinic.

The doctor, who was sitting in front of the computer with a stethoscope around his neck, looked up at Lin Li and smiled professionally: "Hello, please give me the examination form, then sit here and take off your coat."

"Okay, Dr. Cai."

Doctor Cai paused, then looked up at Lin Li with a smile: "Hello, Mr. Lin, my last name is Xu, and my name is Xu Kun."

Lin Li: "..."

Can this be a second goal?
and many more.

Lin Li suddenly understood why Dr. Pan on the second floor specifically asked him whether he had come for an internal medicine examination.

This was exactly what she wanted to see.

The fact that the Cijian organization was able to gather together two talented people, Dr. Pan and Dr. Cai, is truly not to be underestimated.

"I'm sorry, Doctor Xu." Lin Li apologized very skillfully.

"It's okay. Now let's start auscultating the stethoscope." Xu Kun waved his hands. This was not the first time he had experienced this.

There was nothing wrong with his name, until the loud crowing of a rooster six or seven years ago, which changed his life.

Remember, it takes 16.5 years to complete the zodiac.

Because the Year of the Rooster lasts two and a half years, and the Rooster and the Rabbit belong to the same family as the Dragon, so the Year of the Rabbit and the Year of the Dragon also last two and a half years.

"You don't have anything around your neck that could make noise, right? It would affect the results of the examination." Seeing Lin Li take off his coat, Xu Kun carefully observed Lin Li's neck and asked.

"No." Lin Li looked at Xu Kun in surprise.

There is no such thing.

Noticing this look, Xu Kun explained:
"I had a patient who believed in Buddhism. He wore a Buddhist amulet that played Buddhist scriptures 24 hours a day under his clothes. The sound was very low and could not be heard if one was not paying attention.

That time I put the stethoscope on it and heard the ethereal and mysterious Buddhist sound. I happened to be very tired that day and had stayed up all night. I almost thought I was going to die suddenly. It was the Buddha coming to take me away.

So after that incident, I have made it a habit to ask.”

Lin Li: "..."

It's really scary.

After listening for a while, Xu Kun made a few marks on the checklist, or perhaps wrote some words that Lin Li couldn't recognize at all, and then began to touch Lin Li's abdomen with his hands.

"How do you feel?" Xu Kun asked.

"I felt someone touching my stomach." Lin Li closed his eyes and felt it for a while, then answered seriously.

Xu Kun: “…”

"No, I mean to ask if there's any part of you that would hurt if you were touched like this."

"No."

"Okay," Xu Kun wrote on the examination sheet after the abdominal palpation, "Everything is fine. Okay, let's go to the next department."

Lin Li walked out of the consulting room, and Bai Bufan happened to walk out of the surgical consulting room, but now Bai Bufan's eyes were a little unfocused.

"Uncommon? Uncommon? Bai Bufan!"

After his name was called several times, Bai Bufan, who seemed a little absent-minded, finally came to his senses, staggered to sit on the bench, and called Lin Li to come over.

"What's wrong with you?" Lin Li walked over and sat down, asking in confusion.

"Lin Li, let me ask you a question, does virginity refer to the front or the back?" Bai Bufan asked in confusion.

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

"If, I mean if, I have a friend who has not been used before, but has been used after, is he still considered a virgin?" Bai Bufan followed with a vague voice.

Lin Li: "?"

"No, buddy, why are you asking this suddenly? What did you do in there?" Lin Li asked in surprise.

"I've already said that I haven't used it before. What else can I do? I was being fucked!" Bai Bufan answered sadly.

"No, what happened? Speak some human language?" Lin Li just found it funny.

After all, Cijian is one of the largest medical examination institutions in Xiling, so such a thing would not happen.

Bai Bufan flipped open his checklist and showed it to Lin Li, and the direction of his finger was - "Steel door: normal, no hemorrhoids."

Lin Li's expression began to distort.

Holding back.

Then Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's collar and roared: "Lin Li! You didn't tell me that the physical examination also includes a finger examination! Lin Li, do you know that when the doctor asked me to take off my pants and stick them up, I was fucking dumbfounded!"

After a brief silence, Lin Lizhen couldn't hold back any longer and laughed extremely wildly.

"You're still fucking laughing!"

"So what does it feel like?" Lin Li put away his smile and asked.

"Haha, you'll know when you try it yourself later." Bai Bufan sneered, with an expectation of revenge in his eyes.

"I won't do it." Lin Li shook his head.

"Eh? What do you mean you won't do it?" Bai Bufan was stunned.

"I won't take this test." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan in surprise, not knowing why he asked such a question.

"Wait a minute," Bai Bufan's eyes widened suddenly, "Is this something that can be rejected?!"

"What else? We are consumers who pay money to come here, we are God. Have you ever seen a God whose Piyan's autonomy is not in his own hands?

A priest can only be beaten before God? Do you think you are a little boy?

Can't you just tell the doctor that you don't want this test?"

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with a puzzled look.

"..."

"..."

"My grass!"

"Then... I lost my virginity in vain..." Bai Bufan came back to his senses, his eyes dim and his smile sad.

Lin Li sighed and patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder: "I'll go take a look at the crime scene where you were first kidnapped. You should also go across the street to have an internal medicine check-up. I think you have suffered some serious internal injuries. It's necessary to have a check-up."

Bai Bufan: “…”

Your mother.

……

Lin Li protected his skin. When the surgeon heard that Lin Li did not want to have this examination, he did not try to persuade him and simply circled the item on the examination form.

It's a good thing for him too.

Except for a very small number of doctors with abnormal habits, no doctor would like this examination.

It is said that those who are not ordinary look down on others, so how can the dermatitis be cured?

This thing depends on who puts it together.

The subsequent facial examinations and urine routine tests went smoothly, and the large amount of milk they drank for breakfast made the two of them feel like fish in water.

All the inspections were completed at exactly ten o'clock.

After handing the checklist to the front desk and picking up the souvenir that came with the package, the two returned to the first floor and took a taxi back to school.

"Fuck, I'm so sleepy. Even if I'm given a lap pillow made of 1.7-meter-tall black straight-haired girl, I can fall asleep right away."

Bai Bufan yawned repeatedly after getting into the car with Lin Li. He leaned on Lin Li's shoulder, touched Lin Li's thigh and murmured. "Make a wish here, and take your hand away." Lin Li laughed and scolded and pushed Bai Bufan away.

"Master, can we drive faster?" After being pushed aside, Bai Bufan said to the driver, "I'm a little anxious to go back."

"Driving safety comes first. Don't worry, I will go as fast as possible." The driver said with a smile to the rearview mirror.

After hearing this, Bai Bufan had no choice but to nod.

The car wasn't going very fast.

Bai Bufan just didn't care. He yawned again, closed his eyes and planned to take a nap in the car.

Lin Li: "Master, I'm about to pull the car. I want to ask, if I pull the car, will I be fined 200 yuan? How will I transfer you later?"

Driver, Bai Bufan: “?”

"Oi! Young man! No, no, no! Just bear with it for a moment! Nansang Middle School, right? Give me seven minutes! Just seven minutes! I'll get you there right away! The tonic is in my car! This is not a two hundred dollar thing!"

The originally lazy driver's eyes suddenly widened into bells, and he even sat up straight, no longer leaning on the backrest, and looked forward intently.

All systems boot, boot, boot, and - this!
Damn car, speed up! You don’t want to become a shit car, do you?
Feeling the taxi speeding by, Bai Bufan held onto the top handrail to prevent himself from flying up. His sleepiness faded a little, and he looked towards Lin Li.

Lin Li turned sideways, smiling proudly: "This is emotional intelligence, have you learned it?"

Low EQ: Master, can you drive faster? I’m in a hurry.

High emotional intelligence: Master, I’m almost ready to load the cart.

Bai Bufan suddenly realized: "Master, I understand."

A shit gun is also a gun and can be used to threaten people.

"Ruzi can be taught."

The taxi arrived at Nansang Middle School in a third of the time. The driver breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan getting off the car.

"You go back to sleep. I'm going home too." Lin Li walked towards his bicycle and turned back to say to Bai Bufan.

"OK, contact me in the evening if you have anything. I'm not sure whether I will wake up in the afternoon." Bai Bufan nodded.

Lin Li didn't feel sleepy when he rode his bike home. He took out his mobile phone to check the appointment status of the Radiology Clinic of Nansang County Hospital. Seeing that there was still a free time in the afternoon, he made an online appointment based on the examination form he had issued before.

——Because the previous examination was on the brain, and the examination of this area does not require fasting or drinking.

The appointment was successful. Before departure, Lin Li continued to focus on opening up the space of the "Qiankun Ring" and enhancing the refining of the "Invisible Sword".

As for the "Duck Blood Bottle" and the "Substitute Jade-faced Buddha", Lin Li got tired of the old and loved the new, so they were banished to the cold palace first.

When the time was almost up, in the afternoon, Lin Li took a taxi to the county hospital.

After taking his number from the self-service machine, Lin Li headed to the floor where the MRI machine was located.

Buffer time was reserved, so even though he walked leisurely along the way, there were still more than ten minutes before his turn, so Lin Li sat on the waiting chair at the door and played with his mobile phone while waiting.

"What's wrong, young man?"

Lin Li turned his head when he heard that. It was a patient beside him who was wearing hospital gown. He looked to be in his late 50s or early 60s and was looking at him with a smile.

Old people generally don’t like to use electronic devices and prefer to spend their time chatting.

But why is he coming to see a doctor alone at such an old age? It's a bit unfilial of his family.

"Grandpa, I'm not sick. I'm just here for a physical examination." Lin Li said politely.

"Oh." The old man nodded and said nothing more, and Lin Li continued to browse his phone.

"I'm a little thirsty, young man, do you want some water?" After a few minutes of silence, the old man looked at Lin Li and asked.

"Grandpa, where is the water dispenser? Let me get you a cup?" Lin Li thought the old man was hinting at him, so he stood up and said.

"No, no, grandpa is asking you if you want to drink?" The old man shook his head quickly.

"I'm not thirsty, thank you grandpa." Lin Li waved his hand.

"You're welcome," the old man nodded, then stood up, raised his hand to a nurse not far away in the corridor, and shouted loudly: "Witt! Give me a bottle of glucose with ice, and give this young man a bottle of saline solution, and put it on my account!

By the way, young man, do you want ice in your salt water?"

Lin Li “?”

"Cough! Cough!"

Lin Li almost coughed so hard that he couldn't hold his phone.

Lin Li looked at the old man stupidly, and the old man waved his hands and asked again emphatically: "It's yours, tell me, do you want ice?"

"No, I can't do that?" Lin Li answered mechanically.

The nurse who was called also trotted over upon hearing this, bowed to the old man, smiled and nodded: "Okay, okay, I'll prepare it for you right away."

"I add ice to my glucose, but don't add ice to his saline solution. Remember that!" the old man reminded.

"Okay, I'll remember." The nurse nodded and left.

Lin Li: "?"

Really?
Lin Li now completely understood what that sentence meant.

The one with no blue stripes on his hat is a nurse, the one with one blue stripe is the head nurse and she can scold the nurses, the one with two blue stripes is the head nurse of the department and she can scold the head nurse, the one with three blue stripes is the director of the nursing department and she can scold the head nurse of the department, and the one next to you who has blue stripes all over her body can scold whoever she wants.

Is it really possible to give such an order? Did the nurse really agree?

However, the nurse came back soon, but she did not bring iced glucose and saline solution, but brought a middle-aged man.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my dad fell and has some brain damage. I went to the bathroom, I hope I didn't disturb you, young man." The middle-aged man came up and immediately asked Lin Li with concern.

"It's okay, it's okay." Lin Li waved his hands, with a look of realization on his face.

"Lin Li. Lin Li. Are you here?" The door of the consulting room opened, the doctor came out, looked around, and called out Lin Li's name.

It's my turn.

"Yes, here."

"Take everything out of your pockets and put them in this basket. If you're going to scan your brain, are there any metal items on your clothes? If so, you'll need to change into hospital gowns." The doctor asked as a matter of routine after seeing Lin Li coming up.

"No, I checked it before coming here." Lin Li answered as he walked forward to put his things down.

At this time, the patient who had undergone an MRI last time walked out of the control room and passed by Lin Li.

Lin Li looked back at the man's departing figure, frowned and murmured, "This guy is very ill."

"Young man, can you treat patients?" The doctor, who was using a metal detector to check the condition of Lin Li's clothes, asked curiously.

"It's too obvious. The limbs have turned black. It feels like they need to be amputated." Lin Li frowned and said regretfully.

doctor:"……"

The doctor raised his eyes, glanced at the foreign black patient who was leaving, and fell silent.

No wonder this child came for MRI of his brain, it makes sense.

"He's black, young man," the doctor said.

"I know." Lin Li nodded.

"Then amputation?"

"Ah."

doctor:"?"

Eh?
and many more.

So you don't care if he is sick or not, you just want to amputate him? !
"Okay, lie down and listen to our instructions. It will take about twenty minutes." The doctor said unhappily.

"Ok."

The MRI machine is indeed a medical device worth millions or even tens of millions. It looks a little more advanced than CT and B-ultrasound. Lin Li lay on it, took off all the titles to prevent affecting the results, and then started the MRI.

It wasn't a big deal, just staying in a confined space for half an hour.

[Find and personally experience at least 100 advanced detection arrays, and there must be four or more types (100/4; 4/). ]

【Task 4 Completed】

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When Lin Li exited the machine, a small string of notifications appeared in front of him.

The things given are quite fancy, but the current situation is not suitable for checking them out, so I have to go home and see.

So Lin Li went to the control room.

The doctor operating the machine was looking at the machine screen in the control room with a serious face at this moment, and sighed in a low voice: "There is something wrong with the brain..."

Lin Li: "?"

The voice was very low, but Lin Li's sixth sense was much sharper than that of ordinary people, so he could hear it clearly.

Lin Li closed his open mouth, swallowed his saliva subconsciously, and his pupils shrank tightly.

The physical examination this morning found nothing wrong, but there is something wrong with the MRI now?

Is there something wrong with your brain?
Damn it, could it be that I actually have some hidden terminal illness and should have died and entered the world of immortals two months ago, but the onset is just delayed?
As someone with a terminal illness, I seem to be more qualified to obtain the system.

But this kind of thing is a tonic!
Lin Li doesn't want to leave modern times!
No, no, no, there is still hope. Money is not a problem. There are still tens of millions to be taken at the end of the world. I can also cultivate immortality...

The more he thought about it, the more confused his mind became. Lin Li swallowed his saliva again, and his voice was a little nervous: "Doctor, what's the problem?"

The doctor turned his head and looked at Lin Li, his eyes slightly confused: "What's the problem?"

"Eh? Didn't you just say that there's something wrong with my brain?" Lin Li was stunned.

"Oh, no, your results will take another half a day to come out. What I just said is that there is something wrong with our dean. The lights are so dim. I have applied twice, but they still won't let anyone come to fix it. It's so painful to my eyes."

The doctor pointed at the light above his head and said angrily:

"He uses a light worth tens of dollars to illuminate a machine worth millions. Do you think he has a problem with his brain?"

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

Damn you.

(End of this chapter)