Chapter 284 A good password should be understood at a glance
Chapter 284 A good password should be easy to understand
This extra pure cream cake was not big, so Bai Bufan simply cut it into four pieces with a cross and distributed them to everyone present except Lin Li.
The birthday boy was isolated again. As expected, creating a small group was the beginning of the breakdown of friendship.
But Lin Li didn't care whether the boat would capsize or not. He put down the big cake in his hand, stretched out his hand to the four people, and smiled ingratiatingly and flatteringly:
"Well, where's my cream cake? Give me a piece."
"Don't worry, you're the birthday boy, how can you not have a share? I'll give it to you shortly." Ding Sihan took the cake and smiled at Lin Li with ill intent.
Turning one eye and closing the other seems to be aiming.
Lin Li: "..."
"How the hell are you going to give it to me?"
"you guess."
"You're going to pass it to me, right? Ding Sihan! Answer me! You're going to pass it to me later, right?" Lin Li took a half step back and smiled bitterly.
Ding Sihan said nothing, just smiled.
One is born, and the sentence is decided.
"Squad leader, you have one in your hand too. Are you going to hit me with it later?" Lin Li looked at the only human being present, grasping at the last hope.
You see, Chen Yuying was indeed a little embarrassed. She nodded quite slowly and it was obvious that she was struggling inside.
Chen Yuying, ok!
Not only that, Ying Bao was also very considerate. She comforted Lin Li in a tone similar to that of someone waiting for her husband to return home, with her eyes full of tenderness and consideration:
"It's okay, Lin Li. I've already turned on the water heater for you."
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Isn't this right?
Lin Li ran to the toilet, and hey, guess what, the hot water was already pressed and was almost boiling, so he could take a hot bath with enough hot water at any time.
Wow, that's so thoughtful.
"I'm really stupid, really." Lin Li raised his lifeless eyes and continued, "I just knew that I was not a person in your eyes, and you would enjoy bullying me. I didn't know that this would be the case on my birthday."
"Even if you become Xianglin Sao today, you have to take this shot and die quickly." Qu Wanqiu sneered when she heard this. It was boring. She wanted to see milk flow like a river!
“Okay, okay,” Lin Li shook his head and laughed, then sighed resignedly, “I’ll take off my coat first, isn’t that reasonable?”
Every piece of clothing you can wash is one less.
"Reasonable."
After taking off his coat, Lin Li hesitated for a moment, looked at the four people, and asked for their opinions: "Do you mind if I take off my shirt completely?"
Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan immediately raised their hands, looking expectant: "No problem, I fully support you!"
Bai Bufan felt a chill: "Disgusting!"
Chen Yuying blinked, a little anticipation showing on her face.
"Forget it. Taking off clothes seems a bit rude." Lin Li rejected his own decision. "I'd better be more elegant and just take off my pants."
"What's so elegant about that? Why are you taking off your pants?!"
Bai Bufan immediately raised his hand, looking expectant: "I don't mind this, I fully support it!"
This was naturally a joke. In the end, Lin Li only took off his coat, still wearing his school uniform.
There is a difference between lifting up the shirt and being shirtless. This isn't a water park, and with Chen Yuying present, even Lin Li would feel a little embarrassed.
"OK, I'm ready to die." After making all these preparations, Lin Li picked up the big cake again, looked at the candlelight on it, and said with a smile.
"We are ready too."
It's time to make a birthday wish.
Holding the cake high up, facing the expectant or eager gazes of the crowd, Lin Li seemed to be showing an expression of imminent danger, despair and sadness, but an uncontrollable smile emerged on his face.
Looking at the candlelight trembling under the gaze of everyone, Lin Li suddenly realized that "The Little Girl Who Sold Nuclear Bombs" might be more than just a fairy tale.
Because you can really see the person you want to see in the flickering flames.
The only difference is.
The little girl could see it because it was her imagination, an illusion, while Lin Li could see it because she was right in front of him.
As for being hit with cream or something, what does it matter?
So--
"I wish—"
"It won't work if I tell you." Chen Yuying reminded.
"Okay." Lin Li, who was stopped, smiled, closed his eyes, and engraved the wish in his heart.
Then he opened his eyes, moved forward slightly, and let the air he exhaled extinguish the flames.
"Whoa whoa!"
"Happy 18th birthday! Lin Li!"
"Be happy every day! Never die!"
"Forget it, die now!"
Amid the laughter and blessings, someone's expression changed very quickly, and the cream cakes in the hands of the four people were thrown towards Lin Li.
You are so rude.
This thing is not suitable for catching a blade, not to mention that Lin Li is holding a big cake in his hand.
Therefore, in just a moment, the part above Lin Li's neck turned snow-white, the cream flowed along his brow bones, and the ends of his hair were still covered with icy crystals made of cream.
It was filled into a puff.
Looking at Lin Li like this, the four of them all smiled happily.
But Lin Li was not annoyed at all. He licked the cream on the corner of his mouth, shrugged his shoulders, and asked helplessly: "Are you satisfied now?"
Chen Yuying was about to nod, but suddenly covered her mouth and stopped smiling. Instead, she asked Lin Li in a worried voice:
"Lin Li, how is the sound insulation of your house?"
Bai Bufan and the other two shut up after hearing this.
It’s not early now, it would be bad if we disturb others.
"Not very good." Lin Li shook his head. "The sound insulation is still quite poor. I can hear someone knocking on the door every time."
The four people who had sounded a little worried and apologetic after hearing the first three words fell silent again after hearing the entire content.
If you can't hear someone knocking on the door, then the soundproofing is too good.
"What kind of sound insulation is this?"
"Don't worry," Lin Li laughed, "Although the sound insulation in the old community is indeed average, there is no one living downstairs, and the people upstairs are also very nice.
Besides, we are not going to stay up all night playing, don’t worry, and besides, if the neighbors are really angry, you will leave early, and I will be the one to blame.”
"That's good."
With a sigh of relief, four more pieces of cream flew over.
"..."
Wiping his face, Lin Li thought for a moment and changed his words: “Why don’t you just worry about it? Actually, my neighbor is very cruel. He eats three children for every meal.”
was ignored.
Finally, all the cream was thrown. Because the lights were not on yet, there was only a faint moonlight flowing through the curtains in the living room. The four people had smiles on their faces - and there was also a creature with cream all over its face, so it was hard to tell whether it was smiling or not.
"Then I'll turn on the light." Ding Sihan, who was closest to the light, made this gesture.
"Wait a minute, let's sing Happy Birthday again." Lin Li took the paper handed to him by Chen Yuying to wipe his face, stopped her and said.
"Why do you want to hear this?" Ding Sihan asked puzzledly.
"No," Lin Li took off his birthday crown hat, placed it on the top of the cake, and sincerely explained to Ding Sihan:
"Remember, don't forget that your birthday is also your cake's birthday, so let's wish it a happy birthday too."
Ding Sihan: "..."
ill.
Ignoring Lin Li's opinion, Ding Sihan turned on the light.
Lin Li took out the cake knife. In fact, today is not only the birthday of the birthday cake, but also the anniversary of the birthday cake's death.
"How much do you want?" Lin Li asked.
"piece."
"Just a small piece will do."
No one was very hungry, so naturally they couldn't eat much.
"I don't think the five of us can finish it. Why don't you take the rest back to the dormitory and share it? Otherwise, it's not realistic for me to keep it for one person. It will take several days and it might go bad in the refrigerator."
Lin Li asked casually as he started cutting.
"Sure, the three of us can each take a small piece back. It will be enough for them. Bai Bufan can take the rest back. You boys eat more." Chen Yuying nodded and suggested.
"That Baowei is blessed." Bai Bufan had no objection.
"Here, wait, Lin Li, this is for you, your birthday present. Don't say that mom doesn't have you in her heart."
At this time, Ding Sihan took out a wrapped gift from under the pillow on the sofa. It was flat and square, and looked like a book.
"You actually prepared a gift for me? What is this?"
Lin Li put down the cake knife and carefully confirmed that his hands were not stained with cake and were clean before taking it. Then he asked curiously.
"I asked Bai Bufan what gift he would like, but he was hesitant to tell me. So I chose a notebook. At least you can use it in your daily life. It's not a good thing, and you don't need to expect too much. It's just a token of my appreciation."
Ding Sihan replied.
"Thank you." Lin Li smiled from the bottom of his heart, "Although the gift is small, the sentiment is even greater."
Ding Sihan: “?”
"Did you say the wrong word?"
"That's right," Lin Li touched the crook of his neck and nodded seriously to Ding Sihan: "Ding Ding, I'll accept the gift, but you can take back the kindness."
"You received it the wrong way around!" Ding Sihan complained with a smile. Then, seeing that Lin Li wanted to open the gift, she stepped forward and held it down, shaking her index finger left and right:
"It's not polite to open gifts in front of people without their permission. Open them after we leave."
"Row."
Lin Li didn't care and temporarily placed the gift on the lower layer of the coffee table.
"This is my gift." Qu Wanqiu followed up. "Bai Bufan doesn't know anything. It's useless. I chose it blindly. If you think it's useful, keep it. If not, just sell it as a second-hand software female college student for personal use."
Qu Wanqiu also handed over a small gift box. It was quite square and it was impossible to tell what was inside.
"Then I will definitely sell it as a 99% new product for male college students' personal use, and with my selfie, it will not sell worse than female college students."
Lin Li took it and put it on the next layer, then said to Qu Wanqiu with a smile.
Qu Wanqiu was a little embarrassed when she heard this, but nodded: "That's fine, it should be able to sell."
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.
"I gave it to you this morning. That's it. I only prepared that!" Bai Bufan noticed the gaze and quickly emphasized.
"You useless thing. I can't give you any gifts, and I can't offer you any suggestions. Can you please get out of my house? I'm annoyed when I see you." Lin Li sneered.
"You can blame me for this. The Trisolarans have to think about life when they see you. Who can see through you? I really can't give them any advice."
Bai Bufan said unconvincedly, and then sighed to Lin Li in a low voice:
"Yes, brothers, actually, there are some, but there is some information that I dare not send to you but to them."
Seeing Bai Bufan's eyes, Lin Li understood and took out his mobile phone. As expected, Bai Bufan sent him a message.
"What birthday gift do boys most want to receive?"
「A: Game-derived toys」
"B"
「C: Technology and smart devices」
「D: Quality of life object」
Lin Li laughed out loud.
It’s so hard to choose.
But it really cannot be sent to the "three people". If it is sent, it will definitely be labeled a bad dog and sent to a dog meat restaurant.
"Okay, I forgive you." Lin Li said with a smile.
"What are you laughing at?" the three girls opposite asked curiously.
"nothing."
"That's perverted stuff."
"Hi, yes."
Lin Li admitted with a smile and handed a small piece of cake with fruit on it to Chen Yuying. After she took the cake, she did not take her hand away and stared at her straight.
The meaning is self-evident.
Chen Yuying held the cake in her hands. Facing Lin Li's gaze, she blinked with a smile in her eyes and pointed at the cake in front of her and said:
"The gift has been given to you."
"what?"
“This cake is it.”
"You did it?"
"Hmm~"
Lin Li was stunned at first, then he snatched the cake from Bai Bufan's hand and pointed at Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu:
"Shut up, shut up! Both of you shut up! No more eating! Start scratching your throat right now! Quickly!"
When the three of them heard this, all of them who lived in Bengbu laughed out loud.
"Protecting food? Lin Li, I really need to contact Pan Hong." Bai Bufan pointed at Lin Li and shook his head teasingly.
The Tiangang is on the contrary, the dog is crying out to catch the dog.
"I was just kidding." After the clear laughter ended, Chen Yuying covered her mouth and said, "The cake was bought, not a gift."
She put down the small plate in her hand, walked to the room connected to the balcony, and then came back holding a huge doll.
"I, I've never given a boy a gift before, so I have no experience and I don't know what you like. Bai Bufan couldn't tell me either, so I just picked a little bear that I bought before and it's very comfortable to hug and sleep with.
If you don’t like it, I’ll choose another gift for you another day, like this weekend…”
Chen Yuying walked up to Lin Li and stuffed the huge doll wrapped in an inflatable plastic bag into Lin Li's arms. Without looking directly into Lin Li's eyes, she shifted her gaze slightly and spoke softly.
Bai Bufan sighed. Why did everyone mention him one by one? They really treated him as their condom.
"How could I not like it!"
"Just this first time alone is already a very precious gift, right? It's great, the class monitor's first - oh my."
Of course Lin Li would not say that he didn't like it, but before he could finish his words, the doll in his arms was picked up and hit on the head, stopping his perverted remarks.
But life continues, and perversion continues.
"The only flaw in this gift is that it would be better if you gave me the little bear you slept with."
"abnormal……"
After spitting quietly, Chen Yuying still did not look at Lin Li. Amid the gentle cheering of Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, she returned to them, blushing and eating the cake in small bites with great concentration.
Lin Li looked at the little bear on his lap.
The overall color is blue, and the fur is lambskin with a snowflake pattern. It looks very comfortable to touch and is definitely not cheap.
He has a semi-permanent tattoo of sunglasses on his face and looks very cool.
It's a cool bear.
She also had a lot of accessories on her body, including a light grey scarf, dark blue braided rope bracelets on her hands, and even small earrings on her ears.
Not bad.
Although Lin Li doesn't have the habit of sleeping with a doll in his arms.
But Lin Li can learn.
"Lin Li, do you have anything to drink? I'm a little thirsty." Bai Bufan, who was eating cake on a plate, looked up and asked.
There were some rather rustic snacks on the coffee table, but no drinks.
And he didn’t see it in the refrigerator just now, otherwise Bai Bufan would have taken it himself.
"Yes, yes." Lin Li stood up after hearing that, walked towards the kitchen and came over with a kettle in his hand.
Lin Li asked Bai Bufan: "Bufan, water or a drink?"
"Drinks, please." Bai Bufan replied.
Drinking plain water is a bit too bland.
"I guessed wrong, it's boiling water." Lin Li shook the kettle and said to Bai Bufan regretfully.
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Not a buddy?
"So you didn't ask me to choose, but to guess? F*ck!" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it anymore.
"I usually drink mostly boiled water at home. It's the only thing I can drink at home." Lin Li said with a smile.
He took out a disposable cup and poured a cup for each of the four people, and finally specifically reminded Bai Bufan:
"Besides, Bufan, you really need to drink less. Your medical examination report is out, and the situation is not very good."
"Is this true? Are you lying to me again?"
Bai Bufan's hand, which was holding up the water cup, froze, and he suddenly felt much more guilty.
"It's really not this time. I was just at the door looking at the medical examination report and didn't have time to send it to you. Now I'm sending it to you. Please take a look for yourself."
Lin Li shook his head.
"Why the hell do I feel more nervous than when checking my college entrance exam scores? Oh, Lin Li, what's your WiFi password? I used it so much during the sports meet and the past two days for short videos and hotspots that I only have seven GB left. I want to carry it over to next month."
"Tenda_6C9G01 is ours, and the password is five times of anal lifting." Lin Li replied.
"What is five levator ani? Is it the pinyin of four characters? No, it's the pinyin of five levator ani. That's too long."
Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then turned around and asked after trying.
Stupid dog! Lin Li sighed, took his phone and directly entered the password - "O*O*O*O*O*"
connection succeeded.
Bai Bufan: "(；゜○゜)?"
Is it actually figurative?
That's good.
Afterwards, Bai Bufan checked his health report.
The abnormal indicators are directly noted in the report.
"Kidney crystals", "accessory spleen", "fatty liver trend", "low platelet count"...
"Fuck? Why do I have so many problems?" Bai Bufan was stunned when he saw his abnormality, then looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, what about yours? Do you have one too?"
As long as Lin Li has Bai Bufan, he won’t be too panic.
"I am healthy and there is nothing wrong with me."
But unfortunately, Lin Li just looked at Bai Bufan, who was only nearly 16 years old, with pity and sighed.
The numerous reports are indeed normal, and all indicators show that they are very healthy.
It seems that the improvement of the system to one's own physique exceeds the improvement of the biological body, and the growth of capabilities has no effect on the presentation under modern technology.
This is good news. I don’t need to worry about others discovering abnormalities in my body from this perspective.
"Shit!! What do these abnormal indicators mean? What are the results?"
Bai Bufan suddenly felt that the cake in front of him was no longer fragrant. After swallowing a mouthful, he asked Shui with a little concern.
"Just search Baidu and you'll know." Lin Li gave advice.
That makes sense. Bai Bufan immediately went to check Baidu.
Three minutes later.
Bai Bufan raised his head, expressionless:
"Everyone, I seem to have uterine cancer and I'm dying."
(End of this chapter)