Chapter 285 Then, Make a Choice
Chapter 285 Then, Make a Choice
After carefully obtaining information about his physical condition from Baidu, Bai Bufan came to this conclusion.
"Baidu told me that I do have the symptoms of advanced uterine cancer. I'm doomed." Bai Bufan said sadly.
The three of them burst into laughter upon hearing this.
This is the charm of Baidu.
Baidu medical advice, in the late stage of cancer, the water will boil if you drink water at 100 degrees, but the person will die if you drink water at 100 degrees.
These are never groundless.
One of the situations in which outpatient doctors are prone to fever is that they have worked hard to give patients a lot of scientific advice, but in the end the patients shook their heads and said, "That's not what Baidu says."
Upon hearing this, Lin Li silently snatched Bai Bufan's phone and immediately started searching.
"Don't try. I know you don't want this, but this is the knot... Wait Lin Li, what the hell are you searching for?!"
Bai Bufan thought Lin Li wanted him to search again and was about to dissuade him, but when he looked over, he found that this guy didn't even open Baidu, but entered the keyword "loan" in the software store.
“I’m turning trash into treasure.”
Lin Li downloaded all the loan apps on the pop-up list, then looked at Bai Bufan and said.
Bai Bufan: “…”
This b really wants me to get him a small loan before I die.
"Go, go, go," Bai Bufan snatched back his phone, cancelled all the messages, and then showed some concern:
"Forget about Baidu. What exactly is going on with me? A physical examination can't just show abnormalities without teaching me how to deal with them, right?"
"It's ok," Lin Li nodded, and forwarded the advice sent by the private customer service to Bai Bufan: "The problem is not big, you just have abnormalities and not diseases.
Accessory spleen is congenital and basically will not have any pathological changes. The trend of fatty liver is not fatty liver. It is simply because you eat too much greasy food and exercise too little. Once you replenish it, the trend will stop.
As for the kidney crystals, you have to be careful because they are the precursor of kidney stones. But the way to deal with them is actually very simple. Drink more water and they can be excreted by going to the toilet. That’s why I asked you to drink more water and less beverages.”
Lin Li summarized the suggestions with a smile.
“Phew—I see.”
"I was shocked. It turns out that my kidney is just about to form a pill. I hope there is no problem with other aspects. Phew—"
Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief.
"Isn't it just drinking water and exercising? It's simple. Starting tomorrow, I will carve "Remember to drink water" on my desk and ask Baowei to remind me to drink one cup of water in the morning and one cup in the evening. I will also get two bowls of soup from the cafeteria for each meal. Perfect."
Bai Bufan first drank the glass of water in front of him in one breath and made a bold statement.
Lin Li frowned, realizing something was wrong: "Did you forget to mention the exercise part?"
"Reconsideration."
Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan.
"But Bufan, I heard there is a niche way to expel stones, do you want to try it?"
"explain."
"It's not convenient to say this, I'll send it to you." Lin Li took out his mobile phone and selected a picture to click.
Bai Bufan clicked on the picture and saw that it was a forwarded comment.
——"My boyfriend flushed his kidney stone into my vagina, and now my vagina is like a scallop with a pearl."
Bai Bufan: “…”
What is niche is not the way the stones are excreted, but the way this text is put together.
Sometimes Bai Bufan felt that he read too fast, so by the time his brain reacted and saw something, it was already too late.
"The method is good, but stay away from me." Bai Bufan concluded.
The four of them ate cake, Bai Bufan drank water, and Lin Li began to solicit opinions:
"Originally, I should have been the one to treat you all on your birthday, but you guys bought all of this, right? My mom gave me a lot of birthday funds and asked me to treat you all to a good meal this weekend. I guess she anticipated this situation.
So what do we say this weekend, let’s make another appointment at the library?
I'll pay for meals then? Or maybe combine work and rest, study for half a day and go out for half a day to play?"
"I can. I originally planned to stay on campus for the midterm exam, so I brought my cell phone with me this week." Qu Wanqiu nodded.
She was one of the students who handed in her cell phone at the class meeting on Monday.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan agreed without any surprise.
So the four of them turned their eyes to Bai Bufan.
"I haven't returned home since the National Day." Bai Bufan suddenly realized this.
I was too lazy to go home for only one day on the first weekend, went to Pingjiang to experience shooting on the second weekend, and the third weekend was the first two days.
"So you want to go home?"
"Mainly, I feel that my father, mother and computer miss me very much. I am very homesick," said Bai Bufan.
"Which one of these misses you the most?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes.
"computer."
"...Why don't you just come to my house and play? Or I can use my distinguished adult ID card to go to the Internet cafe and get you a computer." Lin Li sneered when he found out that it was true.
"Well - that's fine, then I'll stay too." Bai Bufan thought about it, nodded, and was convinced.
"But I really have to go home next week. Lin Li, if you have any expensive projects, plan them this week, not next week."
"Okay——" Lin Li dragged out the words with amusement.
"That's all for tonight. We should go back to school."
After finishing eating the cake in front of her, Chen Yuying looked at the time on her smart watch and said to everyone.
In fact, they only ate a small piece of cake and did not stay in Lin Li's house for long, but in order to get back before the dormitory door closed, it was time to leave.
Therefore, Lin Li did not try to persuade them to stay. He quickly divided the cake into two parts, one large and one small, so that Bai Bufan and Chen Yuying could take them back to the dormitory.
"This floor..." Chen Yuying's gaze turned to the place where the entrance hall and the doors of the rooms were covered with ribbons, and there were also many cream stains on the floor of the living room.
"Should we clean up first before leaving?"
"No need, I can do it myself later, it's easy. You guys go downstairs first, don't make Old Jiantou wait anxiously." Lin Li waved his hand to indicate that it was not necessary.
It's not really dirty, so cleaning it up isn't too difficult.
"That's right. The surprise is for him. Why do we have to clean up? Why does Lin Li get all the good things? He should clean it up by himself." Ding Sihan agreed.
"Lin Li, is that one dollar still there? Take it out and give me a sense of ceremony." Bai Bufan rubbed his hands expectantly when he heard that.
"Yes, yes, but I'm too lazy to take it. Let's go, let's go downstairs first." Lin Li said with a smile.
"You want to go downstairs too?"
“Well, I still have to send you to the gate of the community, and I also feel it is necessary to say thank you to Lao Jiantou.” Lin Li nodded.
"Right."
After taking out the shoes that they had hidden so that Lin Li wouldn't notice at a glance, they changed and went downstairs.
"It turns out that celebrating birthdays is so interesting. Thank you all." Lin Li, who was walking at the back of the group, thanked them sincerely as they walked towards the gate of the community. "It's a night worth remembering."
"Lin Li, do you rarely celebrate your birthday?" Chen Yuying asked.
"correct."
"why?"
"It's too troublesome, I think it's unnecessary, or maybe the environment is not right." Lin Li shrugged and spread his hands.
Chen Yuying thought about how Lin Li stayed at home alone most of the time, and slapped her mouth lightly with some regret.
"You still have to celebrate your birthday more often. There are many benefits to celebrating your birthday." Bai Bufan advised after hearing this.
"for example?"
"Studies have shown that the more birthdays a person celebrates, the longer he will live. Obviously, celebrating birthdays can prolong life," Bai Bufan gave his argument.
"It makes sense. I will get through it in the future." Lin Li realized.
"Yes, we will do it in the future." Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li with an excited tone and nodded.
While they were talking, the five people had already arrived at the gate of the community and pushed open the iron gate that didn't even have a chain.
Lin Li looked around and found that Xue Jian's car was parked in the parking space on the opposite side, and he was standing next to the car smoking.
Parked opposite, no wonder I didn't notice it at all when I was going home.
But to put it bluntly, if you don't think about it in this regard, you may not notice it even if you park at the entrance of the community.
After noticing Lin Li and the other five people coming out, Xue Jian put out his cigarette and started the car.
"Okay?" Xue Jian asked after the five people approached.
"Yes, thank you, teacher." Chen Yuying smiled sweetly.
"Thank you, teacher." Lin Li stepped forward and bowed 90 degrees to Xue Jian in a slightly formal manner to express his gratitude.
"No need." Looking at Lin Li who was rarely serious, Xue Jian just felt it was a little funny.
But the child is an adult after all, so it is normal for him to mature.
"Happy birthday to you, Lin Li." Xue Jian felt somewhat relieved.
Lin Li didn't straighten his bent back, but he put his two hands that were originally on his legs together and stretched them forward in a begging gesture: "Teacher, although you haven't given it to me yet, I have accepted your gift. Please take back the kindness."
Xue Jian: “?”
Mature ass.
Xue Jian now regretted putting out the cigarette just now, otherwise the hands in front of him would be the best ashtray.
It can also be used as a gift.
"My gift to you is that I won't scold you today." Xue Jian sneered.
Hearing this, Lin Li stood up straight and smiled happily: "Thank you, teacher. I like this gift very much."
"Okay, let's get in the car and go back to school. Lin Li, you should also go back early to take a shower and go to bed. Your hair is covered in cream. Don't be late tomorrow."
Xue Jian opened the car door, sat in the driver's seat, started the engine and nodded.
Although Lin Li simply cleaned up the cream with a tissue, there was still a lot of residue left.
"Okay! Thank you, teacher!" Lin Li replied with a smile.
Bai Bufan took the lead and sat in the passenger seat, sitting upright like a good boy.
Ding Sihan opened the car door, and the "three people" got into the back seat one after another.
Chen Yuying is the third one.
The old street lights cast a warm yellow glow on Xue Jian's car. Chen Yuying's fingertips just touched the door handle, but she stopped.
Lin Li, who was looking at her, naturally noticed this pause. When he was about to ask if she had forgotten something, the girl in front of him suddenly turned around.
Chen Yuying's pretty face was slightly red under the moonlight. The force with which she grabbed Lin Li's wrist was like a spider silk caught by the wind, so light that it would break in the next second, but yet extremely strong.
It's scorching hot and a little hot.
She applied a little force with her hands, and Lin Li, who had no time to react, was pulled sideways.
Chen Yuying stood on tiptoe and moved her face closer.
Lin Li: “?!”
The tip of her hair brushed across the solidified butter on Lin Li's face, and the warm air she exhaled rolled the words into his cochlea, and the voice caressed his ear with a cool feeling:
"The scarf and bracelet are both made by me. If you like them, I'll give them to you. If you don't like them, I'll give them to the little bear--" Bai Bufan coughed unintentionally from the co-pilot seat. In fact, he didn't notice this at all, but Chen Yuying was like a frightened deer. Her pupils suddenly contracted, and her fingertips hurriedly drew a half circle on Lin Li's wrist bone and pulled out.
As I stepped back, my heel crushed a fallen leaf on the side of the road, the sound of the leaf breaking hidden in the roar of the car's engine.
Of course, there are more sounds hidden in this roar than just the sound of shattering.
"Boom, boom, boom."
"Bang-"
Chen Yuying had already sat in the back seat, closed the door, and lowered her head to look at her straight legs.
Only the strands of hair with a little cream on their foreheads recorded what had just happened.
"Let's go, Lin Li, go home quickly."
When Xue Jian heard the sound of the car door closing, he turned back to confirm that Chen Yuying had also gotten in the car. He looked through the rear window, gave Lin Li some instructions, started the car, and left with the four of them.
Lin Li was left standing under the street light, watching the car leave.
Until it disappeared at the intersection.
Lin Li then slowly raised his hand and touched his left earlobe.
It was slightly hot, as if it was the residual warmth left by the hot breath.
The street lights lengthened Lin Li's shadow for a long time. Lin Li twisted his shoulders and walked towards the community.
Only his regretful murmurs were left on the street——
"I thought it was a kiss. I even thought of the name of the baby just now."
……
Lin Li returned home.
Instead of dealing with the garbage on the ground, he walked towards the little bear who had taken his gift.
Open the inflated plastic bag and remove the scarf.
Whether from a distance or close up, the workmanship is indeed not very fine, but Lin Li initially thought that this was just the bear's own decoration, so it was normal for it to be a little rough.
Now it seems that this is not the case.
There were two capital letters LL embroidered on one corner of the scarf. At first, this side was facing the bear, so it was not noticeable.
Unfortunately, CYY was not found on the other end.
Put it in front of your nose and smell it, a faint fragrance will come.
Lin Li didn't have the habit of wearing a scarf in winter before.
But now it exists.
I feel like spring and autumn are also possible, but as for summer... forget it, summer is still under discussion.
"Is this your scarf? Why are you wearing it? And you still want to sleep with me? Damn it. If you steal my things again, I'll make you fly."
Lin Li took off the dark blue braided rope bracelet on the round little bear's arm and spoke harshly to him.
The dark blue braided rope has a cool sheen, the eight-strand braid has fine lines, and the knot is decorated with an old silver buckle. There is a white jade in the middle, and an "LL" is also hollowed out on it.
The end of the chain pendant is adjusted by a steel ring with vertical lines of varying depths carved on it, like an unnumbered ruler.
But after counting carefully, I found that there were exactly eighteen.
"Or did you steal it from me? Is it yours? I'm asking you, is it yours? Hmm? Speak! Thief! Speak!"
Lin Li looked at the little bear coldly and slapped it every time it spoke.
Little Bear: “?”
——Feed me peanuts! Feed me peanuts TAT!
The little bear didn't say anything and pretended to be dumb, which made Lin Li very unhappy.
Of course, if the little bear really spoke, Lin Li would be even more unhappy.
"Are you pretending to be cool? Go to bed and wait for me first, or you'll be in trouble tonight." Lin Li patted the little bear's butt, walked to the door of the room, and threw it on the bed.
Then he continued to open the gifts from Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu.
After tearing off the packaging and opening Qu Wanqiu's box, Lin Li saw nothing but darkness in front of his eyes.
Inside the box are many small individual packages wrapped in black cloth.
"what is this?"
Lin Li picked up a few at random and read the text on the packaging.
"15D black, something."
"Pure desire letter style stockings women's spring and autumn thin... huh?"
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
What did you just say?
Lin Li took it in front of him and took a closer look, and it was really black stockings.
"This one too? This one too!"
Lin Li emptied the box and found nothing else except a dozen packages of black silk.
"..."
As we all know, giving black silk stockings is actually a very ambiguous thing.
But when a girl gives a boy black stockings, it seems a little less ambiguous.
It's a bit perverted.
"Little girl..."
No wonder she said that if she wanted to sell it second-hand, she would put up the pictures of female college students. When she retorted that she would put up her own pictures, Qu Wanqiu looked so strange.
Nansang is not Chengdu. It will be difficult to sell your own photos if you hang them there.
"Fuck, the black stockings I like are the ones that can be worn on the body. What's the point of giving me a separate one? It will be hard to explain myself if Sister Min finds out." Lin Li didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
But accept it first.
Maybe it will be useful someday.
Afterwards, Lin Li opened the gift Ding Sihan gave him. He originally thought there would be some surprises, but after opening it, he found that it was just an ordinary notebook.
There were also signs of use and no plastic cover. Lin Li suspected that Ding Sihan was recycling it.
But Lin Li didn't mind at all.
Lin Li turned to the first page, and there were actually words on it.
"Yingbao's menstrual period: around the middle of every month, October is from the eleventh to the thirteenth... eh?"
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
What was that thing that I just blurted out?
"I can tell you the information in private now."
"Yingbao's favorite doll image: She likes all cute dolls, and she likes bears the most. There are two in her dormitory, and I heard there are more at home."
"Least favorite animals: frogs and toads."
"My favorite song..."
"(Note: Unsure) What kind of clothes do you like..."
"..."
Lin Li looked around and saw that every entry in the notebook was about Chen Yuying.
"I just picked a notebook for myself. At least you can use it in your daily life."
These words rang in my ears again.
Tintin, you...
Lin Li flipped through it and found that it was filled with four or five pages, covering many aspects. All kinds of preferences were recorded, and all the objective facts and subjective speculations in the information were marked out.
On the last page of the note.
"The above is all information that I think Yuying wouldn't be mad at me for sharing with you, but please note that if you share it with others, she will definitely be unhappy, so you are forbidden to show it to others! Forbidden! Forbidden! Forbidden!"
"I know a lot of information that is not suitable to be written in this book. If you want to know, please respect your mother. Maybe I will tell you when I am in a good mood. Got it?"
"I understand!" Lin Li nodded heavily and took out his cell phone.
Although it was strange for Ding Sihan to make this request, Lin Li would do it——
"Lin Li: Mom, I will definitely respect you well in the future."
"Wu Min:?"
"Wu Min: Eighteen thousand dollars was spent so quickly?"
"Wu Min: Where did the flowers go? Show me the details. It's too fast. It's only been one day."
"Lin Li: No, my classmates told me to respect you well."
"Wu Min:?"
"Wu Min: Are you sick?"
"Lin Li: Maybe my classmate is sick."
"Wu Min: No, you must be sick, Lin Li, don't force me to scold you on your birthday."
"Lin Li: Good night "Rose" "Rose" "Rose""
OK, on the weekend, I will take a screenshot of this message and show it to Ding Sihan, and he should be able to tell me the news.
Plan passes.
After chatting with Wu Min, Lin Li looked at the slightly messy and lonely house and took a deep breath.
Ladies and gentlemen, Lin Li has a lot to do now.
A: Clean up the garbage on the ground (there are footprints on the cream, which is more difficult to clean up after a long time, so it is urgent)
B: Take a shower and wash your hair (there is still cream on my face and head, it is sticky and uncomfortable, and it is urgent)
C: Textbooks brought back for study (part of the original study plan, delay will disrupt everything, urgent)
D: Apply glue first (human nature, urgent)
E: Look at this notebook (you can look at it anytime, no rush)
It's a dilemma, but make your choice!
Lin Li smiled slightly.
EEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm going forward! ! !
When [Enhanced Sense] was turned on and he was in a state of almost photographic memory, all of this information was engraved in Lin Li's mind within a few minutes.
He has memorized the notebook by heart.
——Story record.
Lin Li was still unsatisfied, and said with a groan:
"Damn you Ding Sihan, you only wrote a few pages. If I tell others, they will think I look down on you. Why don't you write a few more words?"
"Another one!"
(End of this chapter)