Chapter 286 New Machine Wow I Want to Touch Your Pants
Chapter 286 New Machine Wow I Want to Touch Your Pants
People like Ding Sihan are really not suitable to be online writers. After all, she did not respond to Lin Li, a reader's request for another post.
His crimes are so heinous that they cannot be listed in great detail.
But forget it, just forgive her. It’s not easy for her as an author, and she may really not be able to write anymore.
Lin Li put away this precious and useful notebook, placed it in the box containing the black silk, and locked it together in the cabinet in the room.
What Ding Sihan said is right, it cannot be shown to others.
Although she has memorized it, it doesn't matter if she destroys it, but she or Qu Wanqiu can keep it so that she can supplement it in the future.
"call--"
Great, now that option E is done, it's time to deal with the other options that are imminent.
Lin Li never forgets his roots. He still remembers what he learned in elementary school, which is to optimize time.
For example, "When mom comes home from get off work to cook, she spends 5 minutes washing rice, 25 minutes cooking rice in a rice cooker, 5 minutes washing vegetables, 5 minutes cutting vegetables, and 15 minutes stir-frying. How many minutes does it take for mom to cook a meal?"
It is foolish to do things sequentially; many things can be done in parallel.
This is the principle of the Lin Li Society.
Therefore, faced with the four imminent tasks of ABCD, Lin Li has made his choice.
AD, BD, CD, DDDDDD.
……
D is not coming out.
D. All the people were dead, and he ended everything leisurely, looking at the letters of "Happy Birthday" still stuck on the curtains in the living room.
After thinking about it, I decided to let them stay here for the time being.
Wait until the day when the leak is unsightly, then take it down.
It's time to go to bed now. I have to get up at four o'clock every day and I no longer have the qualifications to stay up late.
Lying on the bed, Lin Li hugged the blue bear, whose scent was completely different from the one in the room, into his arms. He stroked the little bear's back with his left hand and its butt with his right hand.
Sexually harassing the little bear, he sniffed the aroma and gradually felt sleepy.
Lin Li felt that today was a perfect day, so he went to sleep.
"..."
"..."
"call out--"
"If I hadn't stood firmly at that time and deliberately fell over a little, would we have kissed?!"
Lin Li sat up straight, slapped his thigh heavily through the quilt, and said regretfully.
"Forget it, forget it. What's the matter? Let's go to sleep." After a few seconds, Lin Li smiled and shook his head. He felt that it was unnecessary for him to do so and just kept a calm mind.
"..."
"..."
"call out--"
"Almost! Almost! Bai Bufan, did you have to cough at that time? What the hell are you coughing about?"
Lin Li became angrier and angrier as he thought about it, and took out his cell phone.
……
"Lin Li: Bai Bufan, I'm really annoyed just by seeing you!"
"Lin Li: Voice 60s"
When he clicked on the voice chat, the foul language that burst out startled Zhou Baowei, who had his head buried in the cake.
Bai Bufan:?
Didn’t you say you were best brothers an hour ago?
What did I do to piss him off again?
……
The next day, Tuesday.
Lin Li went to the classroom with breakfast as usual.
I am no longer the birthday boy today. I wonder if the monitor will still help the enemy and answer my questions.
I didn't hear Bai Bufan's nonsense in the corridor. I walked into the front door and found that he was not there at all.
Maybe I went to bed late.
"Class monitor, Ding Sihan, and Xiao Jiujiu, breakfast for the three of you."
Lin Li divided the breakfast and gave it to Qu Wanqiu who was sitting alone at the side first, then walked towards Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying.
Chen Yuying subconsciously wanted to look up when she heard that, but she quickly suppressed her gaze again.
"Okay, leave it there, thank you."
He looked busy, and then continued to concentrate on writing the extracurricular exercises in front of him with a pen.
But if you look closely, you will find that there is no new writing.
When the disposable plastic bag containing breakfast appeared in front of her table with a friction sound, Chen Yuying pursed her lips, raised her eyes nervously, looked at Lin Li's hand along the takeaway, and then at his wrist.
No.
It's ok.
Chen Yuying turned her head slightly and looked at Lin Li's other hand which was holding more takeout.
nor.
does not matter.
"..."
There are relationships.
The soft lips pursed and then recovered, and the expectation in the eyes turned into loss.
In the bear's hand?
But it’s not true to say that if you don’t like it, just treat it as a gift to the teddy bear.
I didn't really make you dislike it.
It's obviously a very careful match.
The pen in Chen Yuying's hand touched the paper again, but she was no longer answering.
"Ding Sihan, take yours quickly." Lin Li's impatient voice came from above his head.
"What attitude! Not filial at all." Ding Sihan took the breakfast reluctantly.
"It's really heavy, you know that?"
Lin Li looked at the ungrateful little Ding Ding and shook his right hand vigorously, showing that he was very tired, and at the same time revealed the bracelet that he had deliberately hidden in his long sleeves.
After that, he pressed his palm heavily on Chen Yuying's desk and confronted Ding Sihan:
"Besides, I brought you breakfast. What's your attitude? Shouldn't I be the one asking you this?"
He even patted the table.
Noticing the 'sudden' appearance of the bracelet, the disappointment in Chen Yuying's eyes completely disappeared and turned into surprise.
Then I felt a little more annoyed, so I turned my head to look at the ground. Damn, it was white shoes.
You, idiot, escaped.
If I buy shoes for Lin Li in the future, I will only buy dark-colored ones so that it doesn’t matter if he steps on them.
"Lin Li, try talking to me like this again. I'm angry. Give me back the broken notebook I gave you yesterday." Ding Sihan was angry at Lin Li's arrogance.
"I'm sorry Sister Ding, it's my attitude that's the problem." Lin Li slid to his knees instantly.
"Oh, do you like the gift?" Ding Sihan asked proudly after winning the battle.
"good."
"What about mine?" Qu Wanqiu asked on the other side.
"Qu Wanqiu, get as far away from me as possible. When I see you now, I want to punch your finished homework book to pieces." Lin Li turned his head and stared at Qu Wanqiu, sneering and chanting.
Qu Wanqiu blinked with an innocent look.
Does the difference in treatment have to be so obvious?
However, Qu Wanqiu was not as confident as Ding Sihan. She felt that she deserved it. On the contrary, this was the reaction she wanted to see, so she just smiled and gave two middle fingers.
"What did they give you? I'm so curious, but they won't tell me when I ask them."
Hearing this unusual conversation, Chen Yuying raised her head and asked curiously.
"These are things that are not suitable for children. Sixteen years old is not suitable to know them." Lin Li tapped Chen Yuying's forehead with his index finger and continued walking to the back row.
"Tsk——" Chen Yuying pouted in dissatisfaction and began to open her breakfast.
"Yuying, have you solved this problem? Teach me." At this time, Ding Sihan, with a bun in his mouth, leaned his head over.
"The molar mass of A is... eh? Why is the molar mass "pig head"? "
Ding Sihan was stunned when he saw the answer written by Chen Yuying.
Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and looked down at the fill-in-the-blank question she had just written.
I saw the words "pig head" on it, and a simple drawing of a pig face next to it.
When was it painted...
"what……"
Chen Yuying whimpered, quickly filled in the answer with a black square with a pen, and then covered her slightly hot face.
……
"Did you eat the cake last night?" Lin Li asked in the back row after breakfast was distributed.
"I don't know, I just ate some of the residue." Qin Zeyu shrugged.
"I don't know either. I just licked the cream." Chen Tianming sneered.
Hearing this, Lin Li turned his gaze towards Zhou Baowei who was lying on the ground. "Baowei, do you know?"
"Haha, I may know a little more." Zhou Baowei said with a little embarrassment, and then rubbed his stomach, "Damn, it seems that I ate too much at once last night, and now my stomach feels a little uncomfortable."
"It's just like pigs. You deserve it."
Bai Bufan arrived late at this time, but he didn't look like he had just arrived. Instead, he went to the water dispenser to get some water.
“It seems like you really listened to me.” Lin Li nodded with satisfaction.
However, Bai Bufan did not respond. He just sat in his seat and sighed deeply.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked.
Bai Bufan took a sip of water and sighed:
"I drank too much water before going to bed last night, and I woke up because I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. After drinking too much water, my pee was like a high-pressure water cannon. Oh my god, it was the first time I peed so hard."
"and then?"
Because this was a very common statement, Lin Li did not find anything unusual or worth talking about, so he seemed very confused.
"Then I woke up again." There was a hint of sadness in Bai Bufan's voice.
and many more.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
"You can come up with Inception just by peeing? Damn it, bed-wetters stay away from me!"
Lin Li pinched his nose, leaned against the wall, and waved his hands unhappily.
"I was just kidding. Actually, I woke up in time, so I didn't make any big mistakes. But I did wake up many times last night. So, please wake me up at night from today on."
Bai Bufan first cleared his name, then spread out his hands helplessly.
"Why don't you call me Zibenjia?" Lin Li laughed, but then reminded: "Bufan, I told you to drink more water, but I didn't tell you to drink like this. Didn't the advice say that drinking about two liters of water a day is enough? If you drink like this, be careful not to turn yourself into a giant."
"Can you turn into a giant by drinking water? I have a bold idea." Bai Bufan's eyes lit up.
"Well, Bufan, your intention is good, but don't leave yet."
……
After the fifth class, everyone stood up and ran to the cafeteria.
Because Lin Li had to go to the post station to pick up a package for Wang Ze, he went out to eat at noon. He didn't have to compete with the main group and could eat at his leisure.
I heard that Wang Ze is going to meet his senior at noon. I wish him success.
Just kidding, I hope he fails, but never succeeds.
Therefore, Lin Li went to the back row to look for something in his small cabinet leisurely before leaving. He noticed that Zhou Baowei, who was supposed to be the most consistent in "not being active when eating means having problems with his thinking", was slow in his movements and looked a little uncomfortable.
You can also hear him taking a breath.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked doubtfully.
"I think I really had a stomach upset. I had just finished eating cold noodles at school before going to bed last night, and then Bufan brought back some cake. I couldn't help but eat too much, so when I woke up this morning, my stomach didn't feel very comfortable.
My stomach has been aching all morning, and I've been to the bathroom twice." Zhou Baowei sighed, "I think I should eat something lighter at noon."
Zhou Baowei eats greasy food and cream cake together.
"Baowei, I used to think you were the piggy bank when I was a child." Lin Li sighed and shook his head when he heard that.
"What do you mean?"
"Fat, but without money, still a pig."
Zhou Baowei: “?”
"You just said 'I thought so before', right? How about now? Has it improved? Right? It must have improved!" Zhou Baowei always had hope for Lin Li and asked expectantly.
"Well, it has improved. Now I think you are the egg tart." Lin Li nodded.
"What is this?"
"It's round in shape, yellow inside, but fragile." Lin Li shook his head. "You don't have a strong stomach, so don't eat porcelain."
Zhou Baowei: “…”
After being scolded twice in ten seconds and meeting Lin Li, Zhou Baowei felt that his life was ruined.
"Oh, after leaving Nansang Middle School, who can break my defense?" Zhou Baowei sighed.
"Your future salary."
"Get lost, Lin Li!"
The defense was broken, and broken again.
"If you've been in pain for the whole morning, your condition is serious. Why don't you go to the infirmary?" Lin Li smiled and still expressed his concern in an anthropomorphic way.
Bao Wei cannot die. Now is not the time to turn his body into lard.
"Forget it. I don't really want to go. I'm afraid of the infirmary. It's not serious. I'll probably be fine if I just bear with it. Let's go. I'm going to eat. Bye."
Zhou Baowei still felt that it was unnecessary, so he waved his hand and walked away.
Looking at Zhou Baowei's desolate figure and feeling the shaking of the ground, the warm-hearted Lin Li decided to take action.
……
"Why do you keep your hands raised, Lin Li?"
Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li, who had been raising his right hand since he appeared in the classroom. Although she might have guessed what he meant, she still tried her best to ask without any expression.
"Squad leader, do you know the Indian sadhus? From today on, I will join this authoritative organization. Loyalty! Sincerity!"
Lin Li shook his right hand, making the bracelet shake and make a sound, and said seriously.
"A monk cannot have any ornaments. It's blasphemy. You have to return the bracelet to me." Chen Yuying held back her smile and stretched out her hand.
"Then from today on, I will withdraw from this unauthoritative organization. Pan! Tao!" Lin Li immediately put down his hand and changed his words.
"Squad leader, how is it? Does it look good? I feel like it's a good match. Don't you think it's the same? Are you envious?" Then, Lin Li placed his right forearm directly on Chen Yuying's desk and showed off.
"Childish." Chen Yuying pushed his hand away and gave Lin Li a reproachful look. "The bell has rung. Go study."
And who says they don’t have one?
"Okay, learn, learn, learn."
And now that we have reached the learning stage.
End of lunch break.
"Class monitor, how do you write this question?" Lin Li, pretending not to understand, poked Chen Yuying with the rolled-up textbook and asked in a low voice.
"You are not the birthday boy anymore, so I won't teach you today." Chen Yuying said without even turning her head.
"Didn't you say yesterday that you would find a reason for today's incident? Why don't you find one now?" Lin Li widened his eyes in disbelief.
Lin Li decided to withdraw his praise of Chen Yuying yesterday, saying that she was so cute that it was unfair.
"I didn't find it." Chen Yuying said in a light tone, tilting her head to give Lin Li a playful look.
Lin Li decided to withdraw his previous withdrawal.
"You really won't teach me?"
"I really don't teach you."
Lin Li sighed when he heard this, and then a faint voice came -
"Squad leader, can I touch your pants?"
Chen Yuying: “?”
The legs that were originally close together and facing Lin Li immediately turned to the aisle. Chen Yuying turned her head and looked at Lin Li vigilantly.
After all, this guy might really do such a thing.
"Can I touch it?" Lin Li still asked, quite politely.
"Of course not, and why do you suddenly want to touch my pants?" Chen Yuying said shyly.
"Of course it's because I wanted to see if your pants had been frozen in the refrigerator, otherwise how could you become so cold? It can't be that I wanted to take this opportunity to touch your legs again and miss that slippery and comfortable touch, right?
How could it be possible? I can’t do such a thing.”
Lin Li shrugged in denial.
Chen Yuying's face was tense and she shook her head: "It wasn't frozen, I just cut it into pieces with scissors, so it became a little cruel."
Lin Li's eyes lit up again when he heard this: "Do you still have the fragment? Can you send it to me? I can pay for the postage. Thank you for your hospitality, Aligardo."
"Pervert!" Chen Yuying cursed with a smile.
"That's not what you misunderstood, monitor. Do you know that children in many places can only wear thin clothes in winter? If everyone is willing to donate some useless clothes or fabrics, it can help them spend a warm winter."
Lin Li said with some disappointment.
Chen Yuying bit her lip and looked at Lin Li. After thinking for a while, she nodded, and finally her love overflowed: "Okay, I will send it to them when I go home this weekend."
"Hey! Look, monitor, what a coincidence! I happen to know a child like this. I'll send you the address later. This way, not only will the welfare agency not make a profit from the price difference, but the child is very kind and he said he can pay for the postage."
Lin Li immediately clapped his hands in a low voice and said with satisfaction.
Chen Yuying: “…”
This child...
I'm afraid he's already eighteen years old.
"Okay, okay, let me see the topic." On this topic, Chen Yuying felt that no matter how many of herself she had, she would not be able to defeat Lin Li, so she decided to surrender and punched Lin Li helplessly and amusingly.
"So what's your excuse today?"
"Because your bracelet is very beautiful, I like it very much." After a simple thought, Chen Yuying gave the reason for today.
Of course, I like more than just bracelets.
"What a coincidence. Me too. I like it very much."
Coincidentally, so is he.
(End of this chapter)