Chapter 287 This damn side effect, I will perish with you!
Chapter 287 This damn side effect, I will perish with you!
The bell for lunch break rang, and the students who had returned to the dormitory to rest at noon came out of the dormitory building and headed for the classroom.
Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan happened to meet Lin Li who was fetching water in the corridor.
On the way back together, Lin Li patted Zhou Baowei's shoulder, wiped the water off, and asked with concern: "Baowei, is Chu Yuxuan still feeling uncomfortable?"
"I am Chu Yu..." Zhou Baowei repeated it and then reacted, saying helplessly: "Just talk about the stomach! What Chu Yuxuan?"
"Her name is not Wei, her name is Chu Yuxuan." Bai Bufan spoke with a smile.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
"It's just my stomach, so, are you feeling better?" Lin Li didn't care.
"Feeling better... ? I feel a little better after a good night's sleep, but only a little. I'm still feeling uncomfortable now. I guess it will take another day or two." Zhou Baowei sighed, shook his head and nodded.
"I've put the medicine in your drawer. Remember to take it later." Lin Li patted him again.
"Ah? What medicine? Stomach medicine?" Zhou Baowei asked in confusion.
"Yes, I bought some especially for you." Lin Li nodded indifferently.
"Did you go out to buy it at noon?"
"Ah."
"Fuck? You're so anthropomorphic. How much is it? I'll give it to you later."
Zhou Baowei raised his eyebrows, as if he had gotten to know Lin Li all over again. He did not reject this kindness, but asked instead.
"As a rich guy, I don't care about the money in your pocket. Besides, I bought it without asking you whether you wanted it or not, so of course I don't want to pay for it." Lin Li waved his hand when he heard it.
Buying without asking for advice and then asking for money after the purchase is no different from robbery.
"Then I won't be polite either. Thank you." Zhou Baowei was very moved and vowed never to see the meteorite falling on Mount Tai again.
In fact, Zhou Baowei is not poor. The money in his pocket is longer than Lin Li’s life - 19 yuan.
Remember, Lin Li is only 18, and 19.5 is greater than 18.
"Send them all, buddy." Lin Li waved his hand.
"By the way, Lin Li, did you buy Chinese medicine or Western medicine?" Zhou Baowei suddenly thought of something and asked.
"Why are you asking this? Haven't you heard the saying, no matter if Hakimi is a black or white person, as long as he can catch Chen Rui, he is a good Hakimi."
"The main reason is that I don't like Chinese medicine very much." Zhou Baowei shook his head.
"What do you mean? Are you a Western worshiper?" Lin Li immediately became more concerned.
"I think it's because it's bitter. I don't like Chinese medicine either. I took Chinese medicine for a week to regulate my intestines. It was only a week, but I could feel the smell on my body for a month."
Bai Bufan recognized Zhou Baowei and responded seriously with a bitter face.
"Then the reason why I hate Chinese medicine is different from yours." Zhou Baowei shook his head, looking a little sad.
"Well, tell me more?"
"I used to have a filter for Chinese medicine, thinking it was profound. Then one time, my mother bought me some Chinese medicine for my health. When I opened it, I found cockroaches in the medicine package. But I remembered that cockroaches are Chinese medicine ingredients?"
"Yes, it seems to be called cockroach. In fact, it is not only a traditional Chinese medicine, but also useful in Western medicine. Kangfuxin Liquid is made from the extract of American cockroach." Lin Li nodded.
"So that's why you think Chinese medicine is disgusting?" Bai Bufan asked.
"No, I just felt it was more profound, so I didn't think much about it at the time and just drank it."
"Then."
"Damn it, when I drank the second pack, I found there were no more cockroaches." Zhou Baowei said this while gritting his teeth.
"From then on, I hated Chinese medicine."
The words were loud and clear.
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."
This is definitely not a question of worshipping foreign things or fawning on foreigners; this dislike is reasonable, pertinent, and to the point.
The three of them returned to the classroom together.
Zhou Baowei also took the medicine that Lin Li bought for him from the drawer.
It's too early to praise Lin Li. It turns out that this stingy guy only bought one pill for himself.
No wonder you don’t want your own money.
How can I ask for this?
"Lin Li, could this be given to you for free as part of a promotion at a drugstore out there? Did you get it by scanning a QR code?" Therefore, Zhou Baowei had reason to be suspicious.
"No, this medicine is very expensive, 40 yuan per pill, don't look down on it."
But the slandered Lin Li looked very sad and retorted.
"What the hell? Duo Shao? Forty dollars a pill? Robbery?" Zhou Baowei's eyes widened.
After all, he was not a rich man and could not accept the price. He picked up the pill, looked at the name of the medicine on the back and read it out.
"Sildenafil citrate tablets."
"What kind of medicine is this? I've never heard of it?" Zhou Baowei, who was not sensitive to drug names, asked in confusion after reading it.
And Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
What the hell did I just hear?
After a brief pause, Bai Bufan turned his head and looked at Zhou Baowei in confusion: "Read it again, isn't this Wei Ge's name?"
Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"
"What Viagra?" Zhou Baowei asked tentatively.
"It's the Viagra you're thinking about right now, but you don't dare to believe."
After Bai Bufan came closer to take a closer look at the name of the drug, he nodded heavily at Zhou Baowei, "Yes, that's it."
Then the two of them turned their heads and looked at Lin Li tacitly.
Facing the death stares from the two men, Lin Li spread his hands innocently:
"Just eat it with peace of mind, Baowei."
"At noon, I went to the pharmacy and asked the doctor to give me some stomach-nourishing medicine. She prescribed me a pill of this on the spot and said that one pill would be effective and I must not take more than that.
So you just put it in your mouth and chew it, and it's done. I guess it must be a very powerful special medicine."
Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei: "..."
"That's fucking hypocritical, not good for the stomach! Why should I be so confident? It's too worrying to eat this! Something bad will happen!" Zhou Baowei roared, and then rubbed his stomach: "Oh, I'm so angry that my stomach hurts even more."
Lin Li laughed out loud upon hearing this, feeling very satisfied.
Then he took out another bag of medicine from the drawer and threw it to Zhou Baowei: "Okay, this is for you, real medicine for nourishing the stomach."
Zhou Baowei confirmed the name first this time, and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that they were normal stomach-nourishing granules and small packets of medicine.
But holding the little blue pill in his hand, he didn't know what to do for a moment, so he asked in surprise: "So you did it on purpose? Then why did you buy this Viagra?"
"In ancient times, King You of Zhou set fire to the beacon towers to entertain the princes just to make Bao Si laugh. Today, King You of Lin bought Viagra at the age of 40 just to make Concubine Zhou laugh." Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei affectionately, "Do you like it, Baowei?"
Zhou Baowei: “…”
"You are just trying to make yourself laugh, right?" Zhou Baowei threw the pills back to Lin Li.
But his eyes soon turned suspicious and teasing: "And... Lin Li, are you really just doing this for laughs? Aren't you really looking for an excuse to buy it in advance so you can use it yourself?"
"No, I just bought it casually." Lin Li shrugged.
Lin Li did ask this question when he bought the medicine at noon, but the front desk clerk at the pharmacy smiled and confirmed whether it was stomach-nourishing or yang-false, so Lin Li thought about it and bought them all.
It’s worth it to play with your pet.
"Oh, I don't believe it."
“You would believe it if I just threw it away.” Lin Li stood up with a smile and walked towards the trash can.
"Fuck, I saw my senior sister at noon, but she's still not..."
Wang Ze came over excitedly to share his progress. After hearing Lin Li's words, he asked curiously, "What are you talking about? What are you throwing?"
"Viagra." Lin Li handed the medicine to Wang Ze.
Wang Ze: “?”
How come something more exciting than my own progress is coming.
……
"Why throw this thing away? Give it to me." After learning the whole story, Wang Ze said immediately.
"Wang Ze, you... look old at such a young age?" Lin Li and the other two looked at Wang Ze and asked hesitantly.
"Can you please stop being so dirty-minded?" Wang Ze sneered and explained to the three people:
"Sildenafil citrate tablets are covered by medical insurance in our country.
It can reduce the concentration of nitric oxide in the lungs, thereby improving arterial oxygen saturation and exercise tolerance in patients with pulmonary hypertension, and can thus be used to treat pulmonary hypertension.
It can also be used to treat heart disease, it is a very good medicine; as for Boqi, it is just a side effect of this medicine. "Lin Li and the other two suddenly realized, and then sincerely confirmed with Wang Ze: "So Wang Ze, you have pulmonary hypertension or heart disease?"
"Then I'm sorry, it's because our hearts are too dirty."
"No ah."
"I just want the side effects." Wang Ze shook his head quickly.
"Your mom, hahahahahaha——" The three of them burst into laughter when they heard the satisfactory answer.
"How long is the shelf life? It should be a few years. I'll try to increase the frequency of applying the glue. There should be a chance that I can completely nourish my stomach before it expires and reach the point where I can use it." Wang Ze said as he was looking for the shelf life of the medicine.
"No, no, no."
"Oh, forget it, forget about Viagra, let's continue talking about my single life!"
Wang Ze threw the pills that he was not interested in into his pocket, and then spoke enthusiastically and eagerly, looking at his father-in-law:
"Lin Li, what should I do now? I didn't finish my speech just now. I had lunch with my senior sister at noon and met her. Good news. Both her appearance and voice are pretty good. I am quite satisfied.
Can I confirm the relationship right now?"
"What a pretty senior sister!" Bai Bufan's eyes widened. "Don't confirm the relationship yet. I suggest you let the senior sister get a physical examination. I suspect there is something wrong with her brain or eyesight."
Ignoring the pickled cucumber Bai Bufan, Wang Ze just looked at Lin Li expectantly.
"Don't be so anxious. If you like someone, you can't just look at her appearance," Lin Li waved his hand in a masterly manner.
"That's true, but I feel there's nothing wrong with her inner self. She's never scolded me when we were chatting. She's very patient and her personality seems OK." Wang Ze nodded, but still added.
"No, I mean you can't just look at her appearance, you also have to look at your own appearance." Lin Li finished speaking and pointed at his head towards Wang Ze: "Heh, Pu Xinnan."
Wang Ze: “…….”
"Grass."
Lin Li continued:
"You guys were having lunch today, and not only were you observing her, Senior Qian must have been observing you as well. After all, this was a two-way screening."
"And now, it's of course good news that you are satisfied with her, but she may not be satisfied with you."
"I know, although she took the initiative to add you, but Wang Ze, you also have to know that you were sunny and cool in the sports meet and won first place, but you are usually stupid and have low EQ.
And this lunch, plus the chats over the weekend, who knows if you have completely shattered the filter she had during the sports meet with one punch.”
Wang Ze: “…”
"But, but when we finally parted downstairs of the dormitory, she said she was very happy at noon." Wang Ze tried to save a little face.
"Are you going to let her say in front of you, 'Wow, junior, is this lunch so disgusting?'" Lin Li asked back.
"..."
"Fuck, Lin Li, you are so hurtful with your words."
Wang Ze was depressed. He sat on Bai Bufan's desk and rubbed his forehead:
"So what should I do now? The offense and defense are against the trend. Should I be a bootlicker? I don't want to be one. There are already too many dogs in the class. This track is too crowded."
"Not really. The above is just my worst guess. And why are you in such a hurry? You've only known each other for a few days, so you really need to get to know each other better.
Even if they like each other, wouldn't it be nice to have a longer period of ambiguity? Knowing it but still being restrained, every action and conversation becomes very interesting, and it's simply impossible to stop..."
Lin Li, who was analyzing, suddenly realized that he had strayed from the topic, so he stopped talking about the ambiguous argument and continued to give suggestions:
"Anyway, just sit tight for the next two days and see if she's planning on asking you out for dinner again. If she is, congratulations, it's definitely a sure thing.
If not, that's normal. As long as she suddenly becomes cold without chatting, and after two days you say it's your turn to treat her to dinner again, and she doesn't refuse, congratulations, you're safe.
If you have a low desire to chat and still refuse to go out for dinner, then congratulations, it's safe. Baowei will transform into a good wife and mother, wearing a nude apron at the door of your dormitory, and say to you with a sincere smile, "Single dog, welcome back."
Wang Ze adjusted his school pants and said, "Fuck, listen to my last sentence."
Zhou Baowei: “?”
Bai Bufan, who was drinking water to remove stones, almost laughed out loud at this action.
"Fuck you, Wang Ze, you bastard, are really performing steadily." Bai Bufan punched Wang Ze on the table's butt.
"But it does make sense. This is the first time I've been pursued by someone, and I'm a little worried. Lin Li, you're more reliable. You're right." Wang Ze nodded, but then asked:
"But, Lin Li, how should men and women chat? I felt awkward many times during lunch today."
"We didn't know each other well in the first place, and there were many awkward conversations where we couldn't continue, and ended with "hmmmm" and "haha", and then it was suffocating in silence. In order to brainstorm new topics, my brain wanted to die."
Wang Ze expressed his true feelings.
"Let's talk about common topics. I know all this stuff, right?" Bai Bufan was talking about it without any pain in his waist.
"That's the problem. She's a bit of a homebody. Her hobbies are watching TV series, variety shows and reading novels, while I play games and ball. We can't have the same topic." Wang Ze shrugged helplessly.
"Don't you read novels, too?"
"The channels they watch are completely different, so there's no way we can talk about it. She watches either BL or palace fighting stories, which I can't stand. And she doesn't watch the pornographic, medium, or heavy pornographic stories that I read." Wang Ze shrugged again.
Bai Bufan pondered for a moment, his eyes shining: "No, no, no, the essence is the same, Wang Ze, I have a trick that may show your masculine charm."
"Tell me about it?" Wang Ze frowned.
Bai Bufan stood up. Because Wang Ze was sitting on the table, he looked down on him. Bai Bufan stepped forward, pinched Wang Ze's chin, lifted him up so that he could look at him, smiled evilly, and spoke in a magnetic voice:
"Senior, you little naughty girl, next time you read a novel, if you come across a word you don't understand, ask me."
Wang Ze: “?”
Aren't you being a little too fundamental in your pursuit of the essence?
But Bai Bufan felt that his proposal was simply genius.
"Look, Wang Ze, this not only shows your domineering charm, but also reflects your intelligence. If I were a sapiosexual, I'd probably have fainted from excitement!"
“I want to correct a fallacy here.”
Lin Li finally couldn't stand it anymore. He had been frowning since the beginning and came up to set things right:
“Many girls like domineering bosses, but remember, what they like is the ‘CEO’ rather than the ‘domineering’.
For example, no one likes a "bossy beggar."
To demonstrate, Lin Li kicked Bai Bufan away, took his place, pinched Wang Ze's chin, smiled evilly, and spoke in a magnetic voice:
"Oi, little naughty senior, come with me to the school gate to beg for food on the weekend. I have asked the butler to prepare your bowl for you. Shhh - don't say anything, don't refuse. This is not a request for opinion, but a notification."
"How is it? Would you like this domineering beggar?"
Wang Ze, whose mouth was covered: "(；☉_☉)?"
I want to kick these two to death.
"Do you understand? So there is nothing wrong with the logic of teaching the elder sister to read, but you can't use the tone of a domineering boss, because Wang Ze is not the president, so we need to discuss it."
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and gave his conclusion.
"So that's how it is. My thinking is still too narrow." Bai Bufan nodded.
Looking at the two people talking excitedly, Wang Ze: "..."
"No, I know that Bufan can't spit out ivory. He is just a piece of trash. Father Xiang, you can't be like this. Tell me something real! How should we talk about this situation?"
After pulling Lin Li's hand away, Wang Ze looked at Lin Li sadly.
However, Lin Li shrugged: "I don't know."
"Eh?"
"No, Wang Ze, you really think I'm a love guru. My love experience is as zero as Shang Yang's limbs. Before this year, the number of times people asked for my contact information was just as many times as Bai Bufan's butt was penetrated.
What I told you before were all about emotional intelligence. I have no experience with the other things.
When there is no common topic, chatting is just a matter of improvisation and talking nonsense. "
Lin Li told the truth.
You can't let Wang Ze treat the senior as a brother.
Bai Bufan is a lesson for us.
However, if the senior likes to watch BL, then Wang Ze's jokes about male ketones might also have a miraculous effect.
"Father, how come you have so many things to say to the monitor? Do you talk about questions and studies? But the way you smile is so vulgar, it doesn't seem like that."
Wang Ze pondered for a long time, but after failing, he still asked with a headache.
"Just chat casually, talk about whatever comes to mind. My situation is different from yours." Lin Li spread out his hands.
"Give me an example, maybe it's the same. What was the last topic you two talked about?" Wang Ze was not giving up.
Lin Li thought about it.
"At noon, I wanted to touch the monitor's legs, but he wouldn't let me."
Wang Ze, Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei: "?"
Bai Bufan's mouth twitched slightly, and he smiled with relief, looking at Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, are you still learning?"
Wang Ze shook his head mechanically.
How the hell am I supposed to learn this?
When you first chat, say "look at my pussy", and when you meet the second time, say "touch my legs"?
Wang Ze, the guy in Class 4, Grade 1, standing at the bottom of the confession wall, might be resurrected again.
(End of this chapter)