Chapter 296 The sky fell and Lin Li was the first to be crushed to death
Chapter 296 The sky fell and Lin Li was the first to be crushed to death
Gotham's Demon Suppression Department can't catch Batman, but Xiling's Demon Suppression Department can catch Black Silk Man.
The Black Silk Man made his debut and was buried.
But fortunately, Lin Li has plenty of means and connections. You know, he used to be a big shot who was involved in both black and white.
When Lin Li eats Oreos, he never eats only the black ones, or only the white ones.
This is not all-black and white, so what is all-black and white?
Damn, when he was a kid, Lin Li really followed the advertisements and licked, twisted, and soaked it, thinking that this must be the most delicious way.
Planet Cup and Oreo are really the childhood mentors of some ducks. They have also become the source of happiness for many wealthy women and are the ones they need to thank the most.
The reason why some boys can make women feel comfortable as soon as they open their mouths may not be because they are experienced, but simply because they are a little glutton.
In short, the all-powerful Lin Li was finally released from the Demon Suppression Division, but he still paid a price - the black silk became a sacrifice and was confiscated.
But it doesn’t matter, there are still a dozen or so at home.
At this time, I really have to thank Qu Wanqiu.
I didn't expect that her gift would leave me with so much backup hidden energy.
In the "three persons and one dog", except for the "dog" which is a useless thing, the gifts from the other "three persons" now seem to have deeply touched Lin Lixin's heart.
It took some time to get back to Laoyou Road.
Lin Li continued to search for his third round of targets.
If you are efficient, you may be able to complete the task in a few days.
But now that Uncle Yan has realized it, although I will never admit it, I have to make some minor adjustments and change my approach.
However, perhaps it was because it was already past midnight and it was truly late at night, or perhaps it was because the arrival of two groups of Demon Suppression Officers in a short period of time was rare in Laoyou Road and had a certain deterrent effect.
In short, there are far fewer people on the road than at ten or eleven o'clock in the evening, and everyone is more focused on their iPhones.
The few groups of people that he finally met were either in a hurry with a strong purpose and didn't care about Lin Li at all, or they noticed Lin Li but had no bad intentions at all.
The people of Xiling are still too simple and honest.
Therefore, Lin Li decided to call it a day.
Tomorrow morning, or to be more precise, today during the day I have to go to the library to study. With my current efficiency, there is no need to stay here any longer. I might as well go home and have a good sleep and play some glue.
Anyway, the idea is clear and the completion of this task is just around the corner, so there is no need to rush.
Putting the cash back into his pocket, Lin Li walked towards his bicycle.
Taking out his cell phone to kill time on the way, Lin Li saw the message Yang Liang sent him.
"Yang Liang: Lin Li? What are you doing now?"
Lin Li blinked, Buhao.
"Lin Li: I'm using WeChat to chat with my contacts. What's wrong, uncle?"
"Yang Liang: Haha, it's okay. I couldn't sleep late at night and wanted to chat with you."
……
It's not that you can't sleep.
Twenty minutes ago.
After coaxing the child to sleep and having some hand-to-hand combat training with his wife, Yang Liang took out his mobile phone to pass the time before going to bed.
Then I found a group on WeChat that suddenly became very active in the middle of the night.
When I clicked on it, I found that it was Yan Aosong, a colleague with whom I had worked for a period of time, who was complaining in the group.
At the top of the chat history, what triggered the heated situation tonight was a violent statement.
"Yan Aosong: Hey, guys, is it feasible to use a 30-centimeter fake halberd as a self-defense weapon?"
"Yan Aosong: No, I'm not kidding, I'm serious about discussing this with you!"
"Yan Aosong: I'm not sick!"
"Yan Aosong: It's not me who is sick, it's this dark world!"
"Yan Aosong: F*ck, you guys really don't know what happened to me in the middle of the night. I say, "Protecting Jiefangxi" shouldn't just be about liberating Xi, let's liberate our Xiling! If my case is on the show, I think the ratings will go through the roof."
This is not an official work group. It is set up privately by a few brothers, so there is no need to worry about swearing and you can speak freely.
After hearing what Yan Aosong said, naturally some people curiously asked what had happened to make him so excited.
"Yan Aosong: Don't mention it. I met a child tonight who is very difficult to judge. If I say he is a bad person, then he did a really good thing. But if I say he is a good person, then this child is good but also a little bad, so... good, bad, very bad."
Yang Liang laughed out loud when he saw this sentence.
It was so funny. When Yang Liang saw this description, the first person he thought of was Lin Li.
"Yan Aosong: No, this kid called the police. He was robbed. Although he didn't admit it, he was robbed on purpose. His purpose was to lure the robbers into the trap and bring them to justice. He said he wanted to be the Black Silk Knight of Xiling and use abnormal means to protect the justice of Xiling."
"Yan Aosong: @Guo Fei, I didn't make a mistake. He is the Black Silk Man, the one you think he is."
"Yan Aosong: It's different from what you think. This kid is not just a pervert. He can beat down four robbers by himself without any injury, just with a stick. I say, no one in our group can do it, right?
Besides, can you say he is a middle school student? His style of doing things is actually quite mature, and he arranges things in a very organized way. But can you say he is mature? I really can’t say it. "
“Hehe, besides Lin Li, there are other creatures like this in the world…” Yang Liang couldn’t stop smiling.
I feel like I must have a lot of common topics with Lin Li.
Yang Liang wanted to get to know him a little bit, and then introduce him to Lin Li, so that magic could defeat magic.
"Yan Aosong: @Zhang, yes, we met him at Laoyou Road tonight. But the child doesn't live here. His family is in Ruiyun and he comes from a single-parent family.
Speaking of this, oh, damn, I didn't pay attention to this information at first, and even asked his father about the situation. Now that I think about it, I really want to slap myself. I deserve to die. "
“Hah…eh?!”
Yang Liang's smile, which had just been tense, finally relaxed completely.
The Adam's apple rolled and the saliva was swallowed, but the heart was lifted.
This sense of déjà vu is a bit too strong.
"No, no, no."
"It must not be what I thought."
"Lin Li is sleeping at home tonight."
"Yang Liang: Aosong, what's the name of the kid you met tonight?"
Yang Liang chose to click on Yan Aosong’s profile picture and chat with him privately.
"Yan Aosong: Lin Lin."
Yang Liang's anxious heart finally died.
"Yang Liang: ..."
"Yan Aosong: Huh? What's wrong, Yangliang? Do you know this kid? But Ruiyun isn't in your jurisdiction, right?"
"Yang Liang: Don't mention it. Whenever I see the words 'Lin Li', my heart skips a beat."
"Yan Aosong: Don't mention it. When I see the word 'click' now, my heart skips a beat."
Yang Liang: “?”
Are you putting it here?
"Yang Liang: Huh? Why are you doing this?"
"Yan Aosong: It's a long story. Yang Liang, do you know Batman? He's the one where a family of six legs entered the alley and only two legs came out."
"Yang Liang: Your subsequent description is a bit redundant."
"Yan Aosong: Anyway, Black Silk Man Lin Li wanted me to be his Sheriff Gordon, so I have a little PTSD."
Yang Liang: “…”
Before knowing the name Lin Li, Yang Liang listened to Yan Aosong's description and the more he listened, the more he felt that "it's outrageous that there is such a thing (joy)". Now, listening to Yan Aosong's supplement, the more he listened, the more he felt that "otherwise, shouldn't it be like this (calm)".
"Yang Liang: I do know this kid. Please tell me what happened tonight."
"Yan Aosong: I can't explain it clearly in typing, so is it convenient to give me a phone call? I just happen to need someone to complain to."
"Yang Liang: OK."
"..."
It was a really long call.
Hey, Yang Liang checked his phone and was surprised to find that the call duration so far was only two minutes.
It's only been five minutes.
Why does Yang Liang feel like he has been fighting for several years?
"Yang Liang, don't you think this kid is amazing? I really can't do anything about it. I feel like I haven't come to my senses yet. I don't know how to persuade him."
"Oh, I hope this kid is just a passing fancy."
Yan Aosong on the other end of the phone sighed and pleaded.
"He...tsk, he is quite perseverant." Yang Liang said with a helpless smile.
I really like Yan Aosong’s words: “Ah?”
"Aosong, do you still remember our Xiling's Qingfeng Operation not long ago?"
"I know, you are the one who took the lead."
At that time, due to the large scale and large number of people involved in this anti-pornography operation, in order to "kill them with one blow", not only the local police force of Xiling, but also a group of assistance was transferred from other towns. Yan Aosong, the local demon-suppressing envoy, was naturally involved.
“To be precise, it was not me who led the effort, but Lin Li.” Yang Liang said calmly.
Yan Aosong: “?”
I still like Yan Aosong’s words: “Ah??”
"What does it have to do with him?"
“This kid reported everything. Didn’t we have a related report on our official account? The student named Xiao Li in the report is Lin Li.
The chicken farm map for that operation was designed by him and then forwarded to me, so I said that this kid is determined and will really fight for his ideals and goals. "There was silence on the other end of the phone.
Yan Aosong burst into tears after knowing the truth~
"Yang Liang, shouldn't I have given that child my personal contact information?" There was a hint of death in Yan Aosong's voice.
"…You're done, Aosong."
"Wait, Yang Liang, did I hear you laughing?"
"No, you know, I've received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I won't laugh. Haha."
"I have the same profession as you, and I've also received professional training, so I can tell right away that you're just laughing!"
Yang Liang moved the phone away from his ear, then laughed without concealing his smile.
Yang Liang actually agrees with a saying: Don't advise others to do good without experiencing their suffering.
If you have not experienced the suffering of others, please refrain from judging them.
But sorry, Yang Liangzhen has experienced this.
And with Lin Li's personality, he might really buy a fake Zhe to continue to lure robbers. When Yang Liang thought of this, he really couldn't help laughing.
The cases Yan Aosong will face will be more exciting than you can imagine.
The only thing to be thankful for is that Lin Li chose to act late at night this time, so there would be much fewer unrelated passers-by than in previous crackdowns on prostitution. Otherwise, Yang Liang would really like to look forward to what the first-hand photos leaked from the scene would look like.
"Aosong, it seems you will be busy during this period and work harder to maintain public order." Yang Liang said with a smile.
"It doesn't matter if I'm a little busy, this is how work is." Yan Aosong sighed first. This was not what bothered him. He said helplessly:
"I'm just worried that this kid might overdo it one day and get himself hurt.
Although Lin Li is vicious, he is also kind-hearted. I really don’t want to see this happen.”
When Yang Liang heard this, his smile disappeared.
What Yan Aosong said is absolutely right.
This kind of fishing, where you use yourself as bait, is very dangerous.
Although there are definitely no sharks in the fish pond given the security in Xiling, there are always a few fish hiding in the soil that are not good creatures and can bite the fisherman to the point of losing all his money.
"You're right. Let me see if I can persuade this child." Thinking of this, Yang Liang frowned.
……
"Lin Li: Uncle, do you also know Uncle Yan?"
Lin Li asked directly.
Just like Yang Liang knew that something bad was going to happen as soon as Lin Li found him, Lin Li could also roughly guess why Yang Liang suddenly contacted him at this time.
Then Yang Liang called.
"Lin Li, are you still in Laoyou Road now?" Yang Liang asked straight to the point.
"On my way home." Lin Li responded.
"Uncle should have been more careful with you. I believed your lies again." Yang Liang sighed. He was too careless not to tell Lin Li this information.
However, Yang Liang also knew that even if Lin Li didn't know about it from his side, he would be able to find it out, it would just take a little more time.
"I've roughly learned the situation from your uncle Yan. Lin Li, stop it. There's still time and you can turn back." Yang Liang said earnestly.
Lin Li: "?"
"Uncle, this sounds weird."
Why do I feel like I'm heading down a path of no return?
"It's too dangerous for you to do this. Your uncle Yan's concerns are also my concerns. Sooner or later you will get hurt. Alas, others avoid danger, but how can you face it head on?
And your behavior is actually in the gray area."
Yang Liang sighed with some distress.
"I can distinguish the black and white in the gray. As for the danger, uncle, your identity makes it really unconvincing for you to say such things to me." Lin Li said with a smile.
The profession of Demon Suppressor is to face danger head-on.
Yang Liang paused, as if choked, but then he spoke:
“Everyone has different responsibilities. You are still a child now. If you want to serve others, you have to wait until you grow up and enroll in a relevant university. Then you can do it after graduation.
Not only will I not stop you, I will be the first to support you."
"Uncle Ke, I'm already eighteen years old. According to my friend, I'm old enough to be sentenced to death. I'm not a child anymore." Lin Li shook his head in response.
"As long as you are still in the first year of high school, you are just a child in my eyes. Your top priority now is to study. I will support you even if the sky falls." Yang Liang said seriously.
"Uncle Ke, I'm 186cm tall. I would have been crushed to death by the sky when you were holding me up." Lin Li said this out of the blue.
Yang Liang: “?”
It's true that I'm not as tall as Lin Li, but this kid's words are too much like Lin Li's.
Seeing that Yang Liang was speechless for a moment, Lin Li smiled and spoke again:
"Don't worry, uncle, I know you are worried, but there is no need to be like this.
I know exactly what I am doing, and the development of things is under my control. I will never put myself in danger easily.
I am a wolf with a child's face. I look innocent on the surface, but I am actually very slick and transparent. It is impossible for anyone to plot against me, because I have arranged those people from the beginning. I am the chess player, and they are just chess pieces. If they disobey me..."
Lin Li began to sing.
Yang Liang: “…”
"That's enough, you're still a baby-faced wolf. I think you're more like a braised chicken! With this mentality, you're going to fall flat on your face sooner or later!"
Although he knew Lin Li was joking, Yang Liang cursed him anyway.
“Be healthy and rest assured!
In short, I know what's going on in my mind, and I will only target villains who I think I can guarantee will get away with it safely and who really have no unspeakable ulterior motives.
And you should have heard that I fought four thugs tonight, and not only did I not get hurt, those guys didn't even attack me at all.
I'm not bragging to you, Uncle Yang, but if that guy named Tai comes to me now, I have the confidence to give him a few moves."
"Tyson is already so old, and you're just sitting here waiting for him to get old." Yang Liangrui commented.
"But I'm talking about Taro." Lin Li added, making a standard Tiga sound.
Yang Liang: “…”
Who the hell told you to hit Taro?
Lin Li fights Ultraman.
Will it win?
"We're very serious now, so stop coming here with these frivolous things." Yang Liang said helplessly and amusedly.
"I'm telling you this seriously, and I want you to rest assured that I really won't get hurt." Lin Li could only repeat, "And uncle, I don't plan to keep doing this. After a while, I might switch to another field."
Lin Li spoke very seriously, hoping that Yang Liang would believe him.
It's a pity that there are so many things that I can't talk about.
With the divine trump card of "The Substitute Jade-faced Buddha", Lin Li does not need to be afraid of death. At least he has the opportunity to make mistakes, which is the first major guarantee.
The ban on guns at the University of Tokyo is Lin Li’s second guarantee.
Any case involving guns in the area below will immediately result in a special task force being set up.
Citizens know the pros and cons, and the evildoers also have their own ideas.
Lin Li's midnight fishing in Xiling means he will never encounter any opponents with guns.
In Dongda, the most dangerous market is the stock market.
And if they competed in close combat without guns, Lin Li really didn't think he was afraid of anyone.
After the martial arts talent is improved, the efficiency of the Eight-Stage Body Building Exercise in improving physical fitness is increasing.
Lin Li raised one hand, and the electric arc flowed between his five fingers according to Lin Li's will. He waved his hand, and the electric arc flew to the ground, leaving a charred piece and floating white smoke.
I have made some progress in magic, including magic weapons...
Lin Li is no longer a human being.
"Alas," Yang Liang also heard the determination in Lin Li's words. He also knew that Lin Li was an anthropomorphic creature with his own opinions and was very stubborn. He sighed and did not persuade him anymore, at least not today. He just warned him:
"You should go home first. Be careful on your way home. If you need any help, don't hesitate to tell me directly."
"I know, I know, uncle. I am the most impolite person." Lin Li pecked at the rice like a chicken.
Yang Liang suspected that this was the only truthful thing he had heard Lin Li say today.
"Okay, I'm hanging up now. When you get home, send me a message to make sure you're safe."
"Uncle, what a coincidence! I just got home."
"Open a location sharing."
"Then you are wrong. This is not my house. I have to wait a while before I can get home."
"You boy!"
Finally, Lin Li reminded Yang Liang not to tell Wu Min about this and then hung up the phone.
Both Uncle Yang and Uncle Yan were really nice to me.
As for Uncle Yang's unspeakable secret, Lin Li will definitely cure it after he succeeds in cultivating immortality, so that little Yang Liang can have a new year.
I don’t know what Uncle Yan’s wish is yet, but there should be plenty of opportunities in the future, so we’ll talk about it later.
"Alley, alley."
In order to prevent the bicycle from being stolen, Lin Li did not lock it casually on the roadside but hid it, so now he was walking towards the alley in his memory.
However, just as he approached, Lin Li's keen hearing detected a female voice with panting and crying.
“Don’t…let me go!”
"Please stop... I'm really scared!"
"I'll kill you if you move again! Do you think anyone will come to save you? Take off your pants, quickly, now." Another male voice said fiercely in a low voice.
Lin Li: "?"
Damn, it’s a wild and strong criminal!
(End of this chapter)