Chapter 297 The visitor has bad intentions, but it seems that I am the one who comes
Chapter 297 The visitor has bad intentions, but it seems that I am the one who comes
To be honest, Lin Li's original idea when he came here was to find wild criminals and bring them to justice.
Because they couldn't find any, they had to settle for the next best thing and choose to raise the criminal as a domestic.
Now, having finally met him, Lin Li couldn't help but feel a little excited.
But don't be anxious, even if the situation is urgent now.
Because if you speak rashly without confirming the specific situation, it may cause the victim to suffer secondary harm.
Lin Li can ensure that ordinary criminals cannot harm him, but he cannot guarantee the safety of the "hostages".
Therefore, Lin Li quickly moved closer, then moved along the brick wall, holding his breath and concentrating, peeking half an eye out from the corner of the wall.
There was only a man and a woman in the dim alley.
The man was not tall, but very fat, which was enough to cover the woman. His shadow completely enveloped her. At this moment, one of his hands clamped the woman's wrists that were raised above her head, and the other hand first supported the brick wall beside her ear, then moved to the woman's body and began to make moves.
The woman's face was covered with a black eye mask, which seemed to make her even more panicked, and her voice became even more miserable:
"Please... not here..."
The woman's sobbing plea was cut off by the sound of cloth tearing. Her kicking legs knocked over the rusty trash can, and the cans rolled down with a clear crisp sound.
The air was filled with a strong smell of alcohol. It seemed that the man had drunk quite a bit of alcohol and was probably drunk to the point of being intoxicated.
The situation has been confirmed and we can attack.
Lin Li appeared, still trying to avoid making any sound as much as possible, and rushed towards the man quietly and quickly.
When the man realized that the light in the alley seemed to be blocked by something, when he looked towards the alley entrance, he didn't see the alley entrance, but only saw an enlarged fist.
"Ouch!"
After being hit in the face by a punch, the man screamed and was knocked to the ground by Lin Li.
What greeted the man afterwards was a series of punches from Lin Li.
There is also a chain of contempt among criminals. Criminals who traffic in women and children are at the bottom, and rapists are just below this type of criminals and are also at the bottom.
After all, for this type of criminals, the anesthetic goes into their noses, but it's not the itchy nose that causes the anesthetic to go away.
It was purely disgusting and so bad that it made one nauseated, so Lin Li did not hold back when he started to fight.
Of course, I still had to reduce my strength significantly. After all, if I didn't, it would really kill someone.
Lin Li beat him and cursed him:
"Strong criminal!"
"Trash!"
"Sima stuff!"
The man on the ground wanted to say something many times but stopped himself. However, the desire to speak was his initiative, while the hesitation was the result of being beaten.
The one who was beaten couldn't say a word.
Seeing that there was no further movement and the man was still wailing, the woman behind him reached out and took off the blindfold in confusion.
She, who was also drunk, rubbed her eyes. After seeing the scene clearly, she sobered up a lot and hurried forward to stop Lin Li:
"Hey, what are you doing? Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!"
Hearing this, Lin Li subconsciously looked back. After seeing the woman's face and figure after the blindfold was taken off, he was shocked. He became even more angry and turned back to punch.
The words still kept coming out, but the content changed:
"You're not so picky about food!"
"You can eat anything!"
"Eat eat eat you fucking Zhou Baowei!"
What was once a story of a hero saving a beautiful woman has now turned into a story of a hero saving an ugly woman.
woman:"?"
"He's not a canine criminal! He's not a canine criminal! He's my friend!"
But the woman didn't have time to worry about this now. She shouted anxiously, fearing that her sex partner would be beaten to death.
When Lin Li realized what he heard, he said, "Huh?"
Stopping his hand, Lin Li turned around and stared at the woman: "Do you... know each other?"
“Of course, he is…” The woman was about to nod, but after seeing Lin Li’s face clearly in the moonlight, she couldn’t help but be slightly dazed, and then shook her head a little embarrassedly: “Actually, it’s not necessary for me to know him, little brother~”
The man, whose face was swollen like a little Zhou Baowei, sat up in shock from his dying illness: "(；☉_☉)?"
Sister? Huh? Now is not the time for you to not know me.
I'm going to be beaten to death!
A sex partner is also a friend, let’s get to know each other! Let’s get to know each other!
Although the woman denied it, Lin Li's expression had become complicated. He almost realized the truth of the matter and felt speechless and unlucky.
Therefore, Lin Li stood up from the man, frowned, and finally confirmed: "So you are... having sex?"
"Yes, little brother, I like this kind of interesting way of playing the most."
The woman nodded when she heard that, and the burning look in her eyes was almost visible.
Lin Li: "..."
Damn, it’s true. The progress of the task that I had originally obtained has just disappeared.
Boring.
"Would you like to try it with me, little brother?"
But the woman wanted to say more than that. She stretched out one hand to grab the corner of Lin Li's clothes, and with the other hand she continued to take off the clothes that had been half-pulled off the guy on the ground, trying to seduce Lin Li.
Anyone who has read "The Three-Body Problem" should be deeply impressed by Liu Cixin's Dark Forest Theory.
According to unofficial historical records, the original text of "The Three-Body Problem" was probably like this:
"Luo Ji's high school grades were not ideal, but he was admitted to a nearby private high school."
"In order to study more conveniently during school, I lived with Aunt Ye Wenjie, who had two beautiful daughters and whose husband had died."
"..."
"Auntie, you don't want anyone to know about the Trisolaran affair, do you?"
"Xiao Ji, you finally understand what deterrence is. It's time for Auntie to show you the Dark Forest."
This is a mountain of science fiction! The stunning dark forest!
At this moment, as the woman became more and more aroused, the dark forest in the universe appeared in front of Lin Li's eyes.
"Little brother, I want to be your monitor, is that okay? Then you can set the proportions as you like~~" The woman said to Lin Li in a seductive voice, "Brother, you boys should know about computers, right? Do you like internal or external devices?"
Lin Li: "?"
Perhaps it was a psychological effect, Lin Li's face was distorted, his body leaned back extremely, and he felt smelly.
Lin Li immediately pulled his clothes out of the woman's hands. Damn it, he must wash them thoroughly when he gets home. Who can imagine how many viruses are on them.
"Come on, guys. Continue. I won't bother you. Just have fun."
Lin Li dodged the attack of the drunk woman again, turned his head to look at the man who was getting up from the ground, and said.
Lin Li wanted to turn around and leave, but his bicycle was still in the alley, and he needed the man to stand up and make way before he could ride out.
Moreover, Lin Li no longer had much disgust towards this man.
Brother, if you can eat this, you will be successful in whatever you do in your life.
However, after Lin Li saw the guy clearly, he realized for the first time that the phrase "having old people above and young people below" could actually be used to describe a person's appearance.
"……Um."
The man who was beaten for no reason just stood up, put on his pants and nodded, and did not go to Lin Li to argue about the beating he received.
It was mainly because of Lin Li’s strength. The man had experienced it firsthand, and now he didn’t even dare to speak loudly to Lin Li.
If I settle the matter privately, it will not have any deterrent effect on Lin Li. If I settle the matter publicly and use Lin Li as a coercion, not only will it be embarrassing, but I and the woman are not in the right and may not get compensation.
It’s better to just let it go and call it your bad luck.
"Hey, don't bother me, little brother, you stay, the three of us can play together, let's play together!"
The woman became anxious after hearing this. She staggered over and threw herself into the man's arms. She poked her head out from the side and looked at Lin Li who was unlocking his bicycle. She laughed foolishly and said,
"I'm an elementary school teacher, but I forgot to bring my cutlery recently. I really need you to send a fork to my elementary school, brother, brother~"
"Come and play, Ai Ya, Mei, it won't be a problem, the probability is to get wet~"
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Damn you.
This authentic big flying pillar almost made Lin Li sick.
Lin Li has seen tomb robbery, and this is the tomb ditch.
Lin Li, who originally planned to return from the same entrance, decided to push the cart directly to the other end.
I'd rather take the long way here than get even an inch closer to these two guys.
After climbing onto the bike, Lin Li left with only one sentence for the woman before riding away:
"Ma'am, I have nothing but respect for a female soldier like you who participated in World War II. I have absolutely no intention of disrespecting you. Just have fun by yourselves. Bye."
No matter how much the woman screamed, Lin Li never looked back until he disappeared at the corner at the end of the alley.
"You fool who doesn't enjoy his blessing!" The woman stamped her feet.
Zhou Baowei's home felt severe earthquake.
"And what are you talking about World War II? I wasn't even born during World War II. People there were very young!" The woman muttered while frowning.
The man rubbed his swollen cheeks, thought about it after hearing what he said, and explained to the woman: "He may mean that you were too harsh on Japan and Germany, and he doesn't like people like you."
Woman: "(;☉_☉)?"
"That annoying guy! Damn it! He deserves not to have me!"
"Forget it, brother, let's continue. Your face looks more like a good match for me now that it's like this."
"Okay..." After driving Lin Li out of the woman's heart, the man was satisfied.
There may not be a response if you put your heart into it, but there will be an echo if you put your strength into it.
Perhaps Lin Li shouldn't ignore this woman.
Because in this dark but echoing alley, the value of this woman is constantly rising.
……
Sunday night.
It’s five fifty and evening self-study is about to begin.
Lin Li, who had just finished studying for another day, had just finished his meal at the school gate with Chen Yuying and the others.
So they walked into the school gate together and went to the classroom.
Lin Li and Ding Sihan walked in front and whispered to each other, discussing how Lin Li would torture Chen Yuying if he won the bet.
The reason why Lin Li was so confident was simple. He and Chen Yuying both did a test paper in the afternoon and both got full marks, but Lin Li finished it two minutes faster.
Lin Li boasted about this for a long time and began to imagine the future.
Of course, there is a price to pay for doing this.
"Two-minute super boy Lin Li, come on, you must punish Yingbao well." Ding Sihan said to Lin Li expectantly.
"I will fight for it, Dingzi, but can you please get rid of this unnecessary title?"
"No, there are so many two-minute fast boys."
"Damn it, you're going to pay the price for this sooner or later."
"cut."
As they approached the classroom door, Bai Bufan's voice was heard.
“According to unofficial historical records, the fundamental reason why Shu was the first to perish was that Wu and Wei formed an alliance and signed the Wu-Wei Agreement.
It is really despicable that they resort to underhanded tactics when they cannot win. So, for the sake of the beloved Zhuge Liang and so many brave generals of Shu, and for the sake of true fairness and justice, we modern people must resist the Wu-Wei Agreement!
The Wu-Wei contract is not something even dogs would play with! "
"Senior Go, this move is too shady."
"The unofficial history of the Three Kingdoms should be pure land, and should not be mixed with personal opinions, Bufan! Unsubscribe! TD!"
Although the midterm exam is in a few days and evening self-study is about to begin, the boys are still huddled in the back row, leaning against the lockers and chatting.
Bai Bufan noticed Lin Li coming in, and pointed at Lin Li's drawer and said:
"Lin Li, I've put my ID card in your drawer. I didn't even make it to eight o'clock. I went back at six. I haven't used up all the money in the card. I think there's still about sixty or seventy left. Don't waste it."
The all-night hours of that Internet cafe are from midnight to eight o'clock.
"OK."
Lin Li nodded, returned to his seat, put his things down, and then came to them.
"Bufan, how about this, have you finished playing Sekiro?" Lin Li asked some heartfelt questions right from the start.
"It's connected." Bai Bufan smiled contemptuously when he heard that.
“Is this true? With your level last night, could you have finished playing Sekiro in one night?” Lin Li expressed doubt as the result was different from what he expected.
"People lack knowledge of things beyond their own capabilities," Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with a smile, but then said, "I have successfully figured it out. I can't get through it."
Lin Li: "..."
"You've figured it out, right?"
"Aren't they all the same? " Bai Bufan thought there was no problem.
"You can't even pass Sekiro, what a useless thing. By the way, Lin Li," after mocking Bai Bufan, Wang Ze asked curiously, "Bufan said you went to the driving school on the weekend. Have you already started taking the driver's license test?"
"Well, let's try to get a driver's license this year." Lin Li nodded.
"Can you give me a ride then?"
"I don't drive a hearse. I think it's unlucky." Lin Li shook his head.
Wang Ze: “?”
"Fuck you!"
"Go, go, go. We'll talk about it when there's a chance. Even if I get a driver's license, I still have to steal my mother's car." Lin Li said with a smile.
"It's great! I feel so cool driving. My lifelong dream is to drive a Maybach on an overpass on a rainy night with the accelerator on full throttle and the car music turned up the volume." Wang Ze said with emotion.
"You don't think driving is cool, you just think Maybach is cool. You drive the Old Man Joy on the viaduct in a rainy night and turn up the volume of the car music and you will be quiet." Lin Li said disdainfully.
"Dragon Race" is really the best advertisement for Maybach among the ordinary young groups.
Wang Ze: “…”
It really is.
"Hey, you guys..." Bai Bufan, who was standing by, suddenly thought about it and said slowly:
"If Chu Tianjiao had driven a 100-ton Dayun instead of a Maybach or a Laorman that night, with a full load of steel coils in the back, would that night still be a sad memory that Chu Zihang would never forget?"
The boys in the back row widened their eyes and fell silent when they heard this.
"..."
"..."
Lin Li's voice suddenly appeared:
"The heavy rain hit the windows of the Hundred Ton King, and the wipers swung frantically but could not clear away the thick fog.
Countless pairs of golden eyes lit up in the darkness outside the car window, but Chu Tianjiao held the steering wheel with one hand and smoked a Furong King with the other.
The moment the eight-legged Pegasus appeared in front of him, Chu Tianjiao pressed the burnt Hibiscus King into the bottle cap of Dongpeng Special Drink and shouted to Chu Zihang in the rearview mirror, "Fasten your seat belts."
The roar of the twelve-cylinder diesel engine drowned out the thunder, and as the sixteen tires rolled over the asphalt road, the realm of the gods began to shake.
Chu Tianjiao's time-zero words were activated, and the manganese steel bumper reinforced by the Hundred Ton King greeted Kungunir head-on..."
"Fuck! Stop scolding me!"
Before Lin Li finished his deep narration, the boys could no longer hold their breath.
The handsome picture in my mind is completely ruined.
Remember, without any assistance from the Spirit of Words, the impact force of the Hundred Ton King is equivalent to Odin having to carry 22 golden hoops.
Time Zero: The releaser constructs a domain with himself as the center. The flow of time in the domain slows down, but he can still move at a normal speed. Therefore, to outsiders, his speed has increased several times or even dozens of times.
Chu Tianjiao is dozens of times more powerful.
——Odin is finished.
"Chu Tianjiao first realized that the visitor had bad intentions, but later he realized that he was the one who came." Wang Zerui commented:
"Chu Tianjiao took out Murasame, opened the car door, stepped into the rain, and said coldly, "Run! Don't look back!" Chu Zihang was ready to run away with tears in his eyes when he heard the footsteps. Chu Tianjiao turned around and looked at his silly son with a puzzled look - "Chu Zihang, run away, where is your mother? I'll let Odin run." "
"To be honest, being able to drive a Maybach on an overpass shows that this person is very capable, but the fact that his mother can drive a 100-ton King on an overpass shows that this person is very powerful!" Zhou Baowei also smiled and gave a thumbs up.
"So what you mean is that Chu Tianjiao also drove a 100-ton King to pick up Chu Zihang from school, and it was raining? Is this something a human can do? If this car skidded, half of Shilan Middle School would be destroyed, right?"
Qin Zeyu, who was originally sitting at his seat, couldn't help but look back to confirm when he heard such discussions.
"After Chu Tianjiao knocked Odin off the elevated road, he took out TikTok and posted a video. We are all trying our best to live~"
When Wang Ze thought of this scene, he started laughing again.
“No, no, no, the complete ones should be “I thought it was a speed bump”, “You go talk to Kassel College”, “Odin rushed out of the green belt by himself”, “It’s not easy to make a living”, and then - we are all living hard~”
Lin Li corrected Wang Ze's remarks.
"It would be great if it was really written like this. From now on, Eri will no longer be the most despicable character in "Dragon Tribe". How great it would be." Bai Bufan sighed softly.
The laughter and joy suddenly became silent.
Everyone in the back row suddenly turned their heads and stared at Bai Bufan. Some even still had the smiling expression on their faces, except that the smile was gone now.
Bai Bufan blinked and swallowed.
He didn't know whether Odin was going to be hit by the Hundred Ton King, but it seemed like he was going to be hit.
"Gentlemen, children should not be restrained in their words. Considering that I am still a child..."
When Xue Jian walked into the classroom, he saw several people standing in the back row, almost beating up Bai Bufan's child's feces.
"Alright, alright! Stop playing around! You didn't even know evening study has already started. Go back to your seat."
After watching for a while and realizing that Bai Bufan could not be killed, Xue Jian clapped his hands and yelled.
"Continue after class."
After leaving the death notice, the boys returned to their seats.
"The exam is coming up soon," Xue Jian, sitting on the podium, still had to act like a class teacher, so he scolded:
"Improve one point, and you can kill a thousand people. You should know that as long as you spend half an hour writing at your desk at night, you can kill hundreds of people in the province."
Lin Li was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then looked at Bai Bufan and asked in a low voice:
"Fuck, are we Light Yagami? Even the Death Note isn't that efficient, right?"
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
(End of this chapter)