Chapter 299: In the face of absolute weapons, all strength is futile
Chapter 299: In front of the absolute weapon, all strength is in vain
This prayer word... looks a little familiar...
But Lin Li suddenly felt that it made some sense.
As we all know, experience is a valuable asset.
Those experienced electricians can tell whether the wires are electrified just by touching them, and Lin Li can tell the license plate number in the picture just by looking at it.
Showing Lin Li a photo of a spinning top being whipped, he could immediately report its license plate number as TES-369.
But in fact, even if it is a picture you have never seen before, as long as you climb over the wall, open Google Image Recognition, upload the picture and search it, you will most likely get the results you need.
It’s just that many people don’t know how to use it.
After all, it costs money to be able to bypass the firewall stably.
Lin Li is familiar with this.
In addition, since he is a forum user and upholds the spirit of sharing on the Internet, Lin Li often appears as a hero and provides answers when the 8u users need them.
Not only that, sometimes some guidance notes will be released.
Occasionally these posts will become popular, often occasionally.
Therefore, almost every time I log into Tieba, the message displayed is 99+.
"Thank you, the author of this post. May good people have a peaceful life," is a comment that accounts for a large proportion of the total.
"..."
However, although.
The elderly, the subway, and mobile phones.
Lin Li, who has figured everything out, now has a complicated expression.
Then I couldn't help but want to laugh.
Maybe this is the last pure Internet.
This is the passionate bond between me and my 8U.
According to Taoist Shanqing, since he does not know how to store and use his wish power, the wish power will dissipate on its own. These blessings are the ones he prayed for himself recently.
I don’t know how much willpower I have wasted in the past, what a pity.
Therefore, in response to Taoist Shanqing's praise, Lin Li turned away with some embarrassment and rubbed his neck:
"Well... it's true that I do run a few buildings in my world that help others..."
"The power of will will not lie. You are young and promising. You have such a state of mind and character at such a young age. My friend, tell me, how can I think that a child like you acts for the sake of profit?"
The old man showed his satisfaction without hiding his expression.
"...Yes, I am such a helpful person!" Lin Li's eyes gradually became firm.
Yeah, that's totally me.
It’s not for any guidance from seniors or mission rewards!
"Good boy." The old man patted Lin Li's shoulder.
"Then grandpa, I'll go back first?" Lin Li asked.
"Okay, let's go back." The old man nodded, "Lin Li, can I touch you when you go back?"
"Okay." Lin Li nodded without hesitation.
Believe in your first impression, the old man has no ill will towards you, and believe that the system is a powerful force that is superior to the world of immortal cultivation.
The old man put his hand on his shoulder, a white light flashed, and Lin Li returned to the bathroom.
Taoist Shanqing did not appear as expected.
In the case of 1:160, only a little over a minute has passed in reality.
After changing back into his home clothes, Lin Li, who already had a plan in mind, opened Guidong's self-operated store and placed an order for some electronic items including laptops and mobile phones.
Although Guidong is a bit slow, it is still worthy of recognition in terms of delivery.
It will definitely be delivered to your doorstep before you go home tomorrow night.
"Do I need to translate the basic sword techniques? Will my golden finger in the world of cultivation give me something better?"
Sitting at the desk, looking at the original copy of "Basic Sword Technique" in front of him, Lin Li was in hesitation for a moment.
Never mind, there’s no rush for now.
Lin Li retracted the sword technique first and decided to make the power of his will stronger.
Open the forum, browse randomly, click on the help post when you see one, and give a serious solution.
Lin Li thought about it and decided that this was too inefficient, so he simply opened another post.
"She spoke in a childish tone: I have read countless movies. If you have any needs or need help, it would be best if you have pictures. If you don't have pictures, clues are also fine. The host will help you make your dream come true! Free help, all I need is a thank you from you!"
As soon as the post was sent out, there was news.
"Tieba user 8xd4t: Experience +3 "Thumbs up with tongue." "
Lin Li: "..."
This is very sticky.
"The bond is broken in the machine cup: OP, the childishness in your nickname, how old is the child?"
"You replied that the bond was broken in the machine cup: -10 months."
"The bond is broken in the machine cup: Then she really doesn't like brushing her teeth, and then experience +3 "Thumbs up with a grin." "
Lin Li was not idle enough to check his phone all the time waiting for a reply. He took out the spiritual liquid he had collected and continued his daily practice and study.
Until 12 midnight.
Monday arrives.
【Update completed.】
The reset price changes from 200 to 20 system currencies. It seems that this is also refreshed every week.
Lin Li used the free weekly refresh opportunity for the mecha's product slot.
[You have refreshed "Ability Amplifier (+2)": 120 system currency (limited to 1 per day), do you want to replace it? ]
[Ability Amplifier (+2): Use a specified ability to permanently increase the effect of the ability, with the upper limit increased to "+2".]
Lin Li raised his eyebrows, which was considered half of the product that had been swiped out before.
There is still one "Ability Amplifier (+1)" left in the system's [Warehouse].
「能力增幅器（+1）」售价100，+2倒是在价格上涨了20，性价比最高的使用方式自然是用在（+1）过的能力上。
There are only "Strong Sense", "Soul of Close Martial Arts", and "Power Accumulation".
Lin Li thought about it and decided not to change the prop for the time being.
Although Qiangshi is used almost every day, it can now accumulate an hour and a half of usage time a day, which is actually overflowing. Lin Li now needs to consolidate the knowledge points every day, which cannot be completed in even half an hour.
As for the latter two, you might as well consider upgrading when the need arises.
The things that he was going to bring to Taoist Shanqing had not arrived yet, and there was no need to return to the world of immortal cultivation now, so Lin Li, who had not slept for 25 hours, decided to go to sleep.
……
Monday night.
When Lin Li returned home, he saw that all the items he ordered last night were already placed at the door.
Not only that, Lin Li was also surprised to see a long strip of packaging among the pile of things.
I ordered this on Saturday night - from a logistics perspective, it arrived today which is pretty fast.
Lin Li gently stroked the express package which had no information written on it - it was delivered in a confidential manner.
Then, all the express deliveries were moved in.
Turn on the new computer and new mobile phone prepared for the elderly, and start adding the items on the list to the computer's download queue one by one according to the list made in advance, and start downloading.
There are so many things to download that it takes a while to scroll down the list with the mouse wheel.
Even if it is a 2-gigabit or even 10-gigabit optical fiber, it will take a long time to download all of this.
Lin Li's home broadband is only 500 megabits.
In order to download faster, Lin Li simply unplugged the network cable from the router and plugged it directly into his laptop.
There was no point in just waiting, so Lin Li planned to speed up Task 3.
After changing out of his school uniform for a sweatshirt, Lin Li stuffed his new weapon into his upper body clothing, took the cash and the divided gold, went downstairs, and this time took a taxi to Laoyou Street.
After walking out of the gold shop, a large sum of money was deposited into his card again, which would make Lin Li's already wealthy life even more unbearable.
Although it is a weekday evening, the number of people on the street is no different from that on Saturday, and it seems that there are even more.
Many people were wearing school uniforms from schools that Lin Li couldn't recognize.
The extra people are probably just the hooligans from these technical schools.
……
As the vendor owner said on Saturday night, these people are young and fearless.
Because among the five people following Lin Li at this moment, four of them were carrying school belongings, school pants or school uniforms.
Lin Li didn't care as long as he could complete the task, so Lin Li limped into the alley as the five people behind him expected.
These five people are not as violent as the yellow-haired one before.
The eldest of the five people, who was not wearing a school uniform and was named Huang Shan, approached quickly, poked his head out from Lin Li's left shoulder, and his right hand appeared from Lin Li's right shoulder and rested on him, but with extra force.
Lin Li performed just like before and met Huang Shan's gaze.
"you are?"
"Brother, you are so lucky tonight and you made so much money. Let us also share some of your good luck and give us some?"
Huang Shan had a smile on his face, and he held Lin Li's right hand even tighter, almost strangling his neck, and asked in a nonchalant tone.
The other four boys in school uniforms also walked out from both sides with smiles on their faces, staring at Lin Li with ill intentions.
They are quite arrogant. The previous two groups of people at least covered their faces when they robbed, but these guys have no such scruples at all.
"I have no money."
"Why are you pretending! I heard everything, but your mother still says you don't have money?"
Huang Shan immediately lost his temper, threw Lin Li to the ground, slammed his palm hard on the wall next to him, and said coldly:
"If you don't want to be beaten, just give me the money! Money or life!"
"Ask for money. I already have a life. One is enough." Lin Li stretched out his hand.
Huang Shan: “?”
"Fuck you, you're trying to pick a fight with me, right?"
You see, it's urgent.
Lin Li secretly complained about the poor quality of this person, but he quickly pretended to be scared and apologized. He took the cash out of his pocket, but it was snatched away.
"Where's your cell phone? Do you have anything else valuable? Take them out."
The money was stuffed into Huangshan's pocket, and the five people resumed their playful smiles, nodding at Lin Li and signaling.
Lin Li did as he was told, and played the role of someone who was easy to bully.
“Oh, it’s a new phone.”
"People who know what's best for them don't have to be beaten. Boy, you're pretty good. Don't be such a jerk next time."
"It looks like this isn't his first time. He's so skilled at taking things out. I don't need to tell you the rules, right?"
"If you dare to call the police, we will keep an eye on you and mess with you for the rest of your life, understand?"
Lin Li, who was accumulating anger points, found it funny when he thought about the scene these people would face later.
So I forced myself to hold back my laughter and nodded with a trembling voice: "Got it."
"let's go."
"Brother Shan, is there something in his arms?"
The five people were actually ready to leave, but one of them stopped and asked with some confusion.
When a long object is hidden vertically in front of the upper body, it is indeed not obvious and difficult to see when standing, but once you sit down, it will make the upper body bulge out with a fairly obvious outline.
And this young man noticed this point, so he asked this question.
The other four people immediately stopped and turned to look at Lin Li.
"It's nothing, not something valuable." Upon hearing this, Lin Li immediately adjusted his clothes and waved his hand.
"Take it out and let us see it." Seeing Lin Li's reaction, which was even more urgent than when his cell phone and cash were taken away, Huang Shan immediately became interested and gave him a look. The other three brothers came back and surrounded Lin Li.
"We really can't take this out now, it's really worthless, guys, let's go!"
Lin Li frowned, clicked his tongue several times, and said impatiently.
"Why are you still dragging me here? Nanzi, just take it out. I want to see what it is."
Seeing Lin Li's reaction, Huang Shan said with a smile.
Upon hearing this, the younger brother called Nan Zi walked forward and pulled away Lin Li's hand that was grabbing his collar.
Lin Li thought about it and didn't use any force, so he let him pull it open.
"Fuck, there's a fucking camera hidden in this."
When Nan Zi noticed the camera tucked inside the sweatshirt, she cursed before reaching her hand into Lin Li's collar.
Huang Shan took a breath when he heard this. When he thought of Lin Li's possible plan, veins popped up on his forehead. He started rolling up his sleeves and looked at Lin Li fiercely:
"And you're hiding a camera. What the hell are you doing? Boy, what are you going to do tonight—"
"My grass!"
Before Huang Shan finished speaking, Nan Zi's hand suddenly retracted. She screamed, took two steps back, and looked at Lin Li in horror.
Huang Shan sneered in confusion and contempt: "What's wrong, Nanzi? What kind of thing did you hide that could be so scary? Did you see a sniper rifle? Haha——"
"Brother Shan, ghost, ghost head, it's a ghost head! I just touched the ghost head——"
But Nanzi just thought that the child's words were not funny. She turned her head to look at Huangshan in disbelief and answered stutteringly.
"What's so scary about a ghost head? Wait, what head are you talking about?"
Huang Shan: “?”
"Ghost head." The younger brother replied.
"Which ghost?"
"Black ghost's ghost."
Huang Shan: “???”
WTF?
Just now, Nan Zi said that he touched something in this person’s arms?
Lin Li sighed when he heard this. He was discovered. It looked like the show was about to start early.
So Lin Liyan stopped being angry, stood up, and asked the five people earnestly and expectantly: "Brothers, has anyone watched Guilty Crown? Have you? Have you? Waiting online, urgent."
"Who told you to stand up?"
Huang Shan threw a punch at the suddenly arrogant Lin Li, but the next second, in front of everyone's horrified eyes, Lin Li caught the punch with one hand, then used his backhand to throw Huang Shan to the ground.
Lin Li looked at Huang Shan, who was lying on the ground and taking a deep breath, with disdain and shook his head:
"It's not a 2D movie at first glance. You probably haven't seen it. I won't ask you. What about you? Have you seen Guilty Crown?"
"I-I have."
A younger brother was a little confused. He didn't understand the current situation for a moment, so he answered subconsciously.
Lin Li immediately became much happier and pointed at him excitedly: "Then you should know the most popular sword drawing and sword drawing divine song, right? Great, this way you can compete with me later."
After saying that, Lin Li moved to the left to avoid Huang Shan who stood up from behind and punched him again, with a smile on his face.
"Bufan Bufan, wake up." He called out to Huang Shan who rushed out from the side.
"Woof woof, I'm here." Bai Bufan didn't come of course, but the new mobile phone that was snatched away by Huang Shan had been set up by Lin Li in advance, so it responded after barking.
"Play βios for me, and play it directly from the climax." Lin Li ordered.
"Woof woof, OK, I'm opening the music app and will play βios for you right from the climax."
While Lin Li was speaking, he had already retreated to the entrance of the alley, blocking the five people's way out, and facing them with a smile.
At this moment, the numerous mobile phones in Huangshan's hands began to play——
"Regentropfen sind meine Trnen! (The raindrops are my tears——) (Can be combined with the Easter egg chapter)"
When the music started, Lin Li looked solemn. He reached out to his collar and grasped the self-defense weapon inside.
Colorful lights appeared at the same time, appearing brilliant and dazzling in the night.
That’s right, it’s a colorful version of the weapon.
Built-in disco lights.
“Wind ist mein Atem und mein Erzhlung!” (The wind is my breath and my words—)
Lin Li raised his head, closed his eyes and looked intoxicated, and slowly raised his hands, as if, like Yui Inori, this thing was being peeled off from his body.
Under such momentum, the weapon slowly revealed its true appearance.
"Holy Sword Excalibur!!!" Lin Li shouted.
Huangshan, Nanzi and the other five people: "(；゜○゜)?"
Your mother.
Your mother.
Your mother! !
A two-headed dragon emitting colorful lights appeared in Lin Li's hand.
"What the hell did you pull out?" Huang Shan looked at the scene in disbelief, took a half step back, and asked in horror.
“That’s right and that’s not right.” Lin Li stretched out his index finger and shook it in front of his face. “What I pulled out wasn’t some send-it-all thing, but some send-it-all-send-it thing.”
Huang Shan: “?”
Lin Li knew that Huang Shan didn't understand, but he didn't need to. He used the double-edged holy sword to make a sword flower, pointed one end directly at Huang Shan, and said with a smile: "I'm... Black Silk Man, tonight is your end."
When the double-edged holy sword was pointed directly at Huangshan, this made his eyes face the one-eyed three-eyed man on the stick.
After coming to his senses, Huang Shan angrily ordered his younger brothers: "Fuck! You perverted idiots, come at me, beat them to death, if anyone dies, I will take the responsibility!"
"Fuck him!"
"Take the chicken feather as your mother's token of authority!"
"Brother, the chicken feathers he holds are more powerful."
"You're the only one who talks too much, shut up!"
Facing the five people rushing towards him, Lin Li smiled slightly.
[Soul of Close Combat], designated weapon [Double-edged Holy Sword], open!
At this moment, Lin Li felt that he and this colorful two-headed dragon had completely merged into one, you are in me and I am in you.
Lin Li chuckled and went forward to meet him head-on.
He dodged Huang Shan's straight punch by leaning sideways.
Two-headed dragon! Go! Hit his knees diagonally!
The dull sound of Huang Shan's kneeling and falling startled the wild cat on the wall, and then a younger brother's sweeping kick reached Lin Li's waist.
But Lin Li simply turned around and sat against the wall, avoiding the sweeping kick, and at the same time used his backhand to hit the opponent's crotch which was wide open due to the sweeping kick.
Two-headed dragon! Go! Slash at his single-headed dragon!
Lin Li likes a sentence from the Dragon Clan very much.
"They roared, they fought, this was a war between kings, and only death could end it."
Dragons are proud and they only recognize one king.
at the moment.
Judging from the fact that the little brother was in so much pain that he rolled his eyes and lay on the ground screaming "My eggs are broken! My eggs are broken", Lin Li had the upper hand in this PK between the two dragons.
After all, how can the body of a mortal dragon compare to mechanical ascension?
This is the holy sword Excalibur.
The battle was not over yet, and two more people rushed up. Lin Li took a wrong step and fell back. The holy sword hit the opponent's elbow. With a crisp sound, the man staggered and fell to the ground.
Another stronger buddy rushed over with his arms clasped together. Lin Li did not dodge or avoid. The mushroom head hit him on the chin and knocked him dizzy with the stick.
Finally, the gangster who had watched "Guilty Crown" suddenly didn't dare to go up after seeing the situation of the other buddies. Facing Lin Li, he took two steps back in fear and then turned around.
Want to run.
Lin Li waved his hand and threw it out, controlling the "Invisible Sword" that had been possessed inside him in advance. With a scream, he accurately hit the bull's eye.
Flying back would make these people feel like they had seen a ghost, so Lin Li walked over and picked up his holy sword again.
"You guys are a little too weak." Lin Li picked up his phone and said with a smile while sending a message.
Five people stood up one after another, seemingly unwilling to accept the result.
"Are you still coming? The second stage is about to start." Lin Li reminded them and swung the holy sword at them.
Following this action, the four people suddenly felt something spilled all over them.
Huang Shan wiped the sticky stuff off his face and lowered his head.
White opaque liquid, turbid and viscous.
Huang Shan: “?!”
What the fuck is this!!!
Huang Shan suddenly started wiping his face and hands, wiping the object onto the clothes of the younger brother next to him. He looked up at Lin Li in horror and said, "Damn it, what did you throw at me?"
Lin Li smiled slightly and continued to swing the stick: "I told you, tonight is the end of you."
Huang Shan: “?”
That night was horrible!
"Fuck! Where did you come from, pervert?"
Unable to run away and unable to fight, Huang Shan was a little overwhelmed and rushed towards Lin Li like a madman.
Lin Li coped with it easily.
The dazzling holy sword made his smile flicker in the dim alley, appearing even more perverted.
Maybe a little bit scary.
But Lin Li is certainly not that disgusting.
This liquid is actually expired yogurt.
It’s not something that comes with the weapon. This toy worth two hundred yuan is not that high-end. It was placed in the "Qiankun Ring" by Lin Li.
Just hold the toy in your hand when you swing it, and it will naturally be thrown out due to the centrifugal force.
It has no practical significance. Lin Li only pursues a sense of atmosphere by adding this thing.
It's quite effective.
The mental attack is at full strength.
For example, now Huangshan has rushed up, and the remaining few brothers have their brains crashed when they look at the liquid in their bodies, their mouths open, and their expressions are stiff.
Huang Shan was kicked against the wall, and Lin Li saw this and decided to help them.
——When the yogurt was thrown into their mouths, their mouths closed immediately.
Lin Li felt like he was a miracle doctor, curing the dislocation problem with ease.
Not only did they close their mouths, but they also started vomiting with nausea.
Maybe I didn't taste it because it was expired.
“Sorry, sorry, we know we were wrong!” Feeling Lin Li approaching with the holy sword in hand, they finally realized that it was impossible to defeat Lin Li without a weapon, and they looked up in fear and begged for mercy.
"You don't know you're wrong, you just know your butts are going to be in trouble tonight, Holy Sword Excalibur!!!"
"what!"
"Are you still robbing? Ah? Being a robber? Being a gangster here at such a young age?"
"what!"
"You like to bully people? Huh? Bullying people makes you feel good, right?"
"Stop smoking, stop smoking!"
"Okay, I won't beat you."
"what!!!!"
"Stop poking! Stop poking! Keep pumping! Brother! Keep pumping!"
(End of this chapter)