Chapter 300 The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and the wind is so gentle
Chapter 300 The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and the wind is so gentle
Several police cars were driving in the night.
Although it was a robbery case, Yan Aosong had no professional ethics and drove slowly all the way, showing no hurry at all.
In order not to disturb others late at night, they even did not turn on the sirens when they were out on a case.
He also strictly obeys traffic rules. Even if it is the middle of the night, as long as the light ahead is red, he will strictly stop when the light is red and go when the light is green, even if the road is empty.
I can’t imagine how many poor people would suffer undeservedly if Yan Aosong continued to handle cases involving human lives with this attitude, because of this perfunctory attitude.
If Lin Li saw this scene, he would definitely sigh, this was also a bad demon-suppressing envoy corrupted by evil forces.
Finally, the leisurely Yan Aosong arrived at his destination, got out of the car and walked to the entrance of the alley the victim told him about. He picked up a flashlight and shone it inside, asking perfunctorily, "Oi, is anyone there?"
"Someone! Someone! Sorry police! We know we were wrong! Turn ourselves in! We will never rob again! Catch us, come and catch us!"
Hearing Yan Aosong's voice, five people immediately rushed out from the darkness of the alley.
The five people had dilated pupils and miserable expressions, and some were even crying.
As if they had suffered some huge psychological shock, their bodies were covered with half-dried unknown liquid. When they saw Yan Aosong appear, they rushed up as if they had seen a savior. They put their hands together, hoping that Yan Aosong would handcuff them and take them away.
Yan Aosong sighed.
Very classic.
It's not shocking anymore.
It was their bad luck to meet Lin Li.
To be honest, he originally thought that Lin Li was not as perseverant as Yang Liang said, and that he was just trying to find something new for one day. But now, it was obvious that his 'thought' was wrong.
And why? How did Lin Li manage to make these robbers look like they were being robbed or even raped every time?
Wait a moment.
Yan Aosong frowned slightly. He suddenly discovered that the shape of the mark on the face of Huang Shan, the leader, was so strange.
So he leaned over and looked carefully for a moment.
This is Yan Aosong: oo?
This is also Yan Aosong: OO!
Oh my god, there’s a cow!
That guy really put it into practice!
"Ah, alas. Alas! Eh..." Yan Aosong covered his forehead, raised his head and sighed repeatedly in despair, then looked at the few people resignedly: "Why are there only five of you? Where is the person you robbed?"
"He's gone. By the way, sir, he asked us to give this to you. He said that after you read this, you will know his identity."
Huang Shan quickly came in front of Yan Aosong, took something out of his pocket with his handcuffed hands, and handed it to Yan Aosong.
When Yan Aosong's colleagues saw this, they couldn't help but turn their heads away to hold back their laughter.
Because it was a pack of black silk, but at least it was brand new, the plastic packaging was still there, and it wasn't used.
Yan Aosong: “…”
This can fully prove the identity of Black Silk Man.
But fuck you.
There are many.
You originally used WeChat to contact the police directly, why did you cause this trouble again with the pharmacy?
Yan Aosong took out his cell phone directly.
"Yan Aosong: Stop it, come back and take your statement! Anonymous heroes are not allowed to appear in the University of Tokyo!"
"Lin Li: Oh, brother, I'm in the bush opposite you. Here I come."
Yan Aosong: “…”
He suddenly understood a saying: the murderer always returns to the crime scene to admire his masterpiece.
Yan Aosong looked across and saw, as expected, Lin Li was jogging towards him.
He seemed to be running too fast, and a stick fell out of his sweatshirt with a clang.
It is dazzling, just like a KTV light ball, spinning and emitting colorful lights in all directions, which is very eye-catching at night.
Yan Aosong: “…”
People do not share the same joys and sorrows. Except for Yan Aosong, the other demon-suppressing masters began to hold back their laughter at the beginning. Yan Aosong and the five robbers seemed to have recalled the fear of being dominated in their memories and could not laugh at all.
Taking a deep breath, Yan Aosong raised his head.
I looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, just to stop my tears from flowing.
"Uncle Yan, I'm here."
Lin Li quickly picked up the holy sword and put it back into his arms, then ran over with much slower steps.
Yan Aosong closed his eyes, pinched his eyebrows with his fingers, and did not respond immediately.
When the criminals were taken into custody and put into the car, he seemed to calm down. He swallowed his saliva and stared at Lin Li solemnly:
"Lin Li, the reason you didn't come here yesterday, isn't it because the thing you bought hasn't arrived yet?"
Fortunately, I didn’t bring my female colleague out today. If I had, I would have been really embarrassed.
"That's partly the reason." Lin Li nodded.
If the new weapons hadn't arrived tonight and Lin Li was anxious to try them out, he might not have come here.
Yan Aosong covered his face and remained silent for a few seconds, then began to tap his forehead with his palm.
My head hurts so much, I wonder if I have a brain tumor.
"Throw this thing away, quickly. Next time, continue to use your telescopic stick, but use less force. Just consider it as my uncle begging you." When Yan Aosong spoke again, his tone was slightly pleading.
Regret, very much regret.
Why was I discussing this little knowledge about defense with Lin Li on Saturday night?
Yan Aosong really wanted to travel back to that time, slap himself at that time, then cover his face with the black silk in his hand, and secretly slap Lin Li at that time twice, no, three times.
"Uncle Yan, even if you hold a high position, you cannot arbitrarily control the property of ordinary people like us, right?" Facing the unreasonable request of the Demon Suppressor, Lin Li said weakly, trying to defend his own rights.
"I see." Yan Aosong smiled, "Lin Li."
"Ok?"
"I am officially informing you, Lin Li, that we have just verified that your display and use of Star Toys in public has seriously violated public order and morality. Please come with us."
"According to the Xiling Public Security Administration Punishment Law, the punishment you may face next includes warnings, fines, or even detention. We may contact your parents at that time."
Yan Aosong sneered.
We really can't let Lin Li continue to use this thing. Yan Aosong apologized to the five robbers for having the thought that "Lin Li was just joking and wouldn't really do this, and Yang Liang was just trying to scare himself."
It was me who harmed them.
Normal people wouldn’t do that.
But this premise was a bit too harsh for Lin Li. Not only did it require the person to be normal, it actually required the person to be a human.
Lin Li: "..."
Buhao, playing dirty tricks.
"Uncle, isn't this considered an abuse of power? Haha..." Lin Li put his fist to his nose and wanted to keep a serious face, but he laughed first.
"Justice is in the hearts of the people. If you have any objections, you can report it to the higher-ups. Everyone will understand me."
Yan Aosong sneered, shook his head, and pointed to the law enforcement recorder on his chest.
"Okay." Lin Li nodded resignedly, but then said, "But it's a pity to lose it. I bought it for about two hundred yuan, and I just bought it. Uncle, why don't you ask if anyone here needs it?"
Lin Li drew out his holy sword and looked at the other demon-suppressing envoys present.
Everyone turned their heads away in tacit agreement, their faces twisted as they tried to hold back their laughter.
Send it to everyone here, man. Who needs this thing?
And even if you need it, would you dare to say it in public?
"No one wants it! Throw it away!" Yan Aosong drew the holy sword and knocked Lin Li's arm, urging him.
You know what, this thing hurts when it hits you.
"Okay." Lin Li nodded, walked to the nearest roadside trash can and threw it in.
There is nothing to miss.
Just lose it.
Lin Li has always been a person who likes to experience things and wants to try many things.
I really bought this just to experience what it felt like to hit someone with it, but after the experience I wasn't so enthusiastic anymore.
To put it bluntly, Lin Li is also a creature who cares about his reputation. If there were no surveillance and few people here, Lin Li would not have really used it as a weapon.
In addition, it is too long, about 40 centimeters, and the current "Qiankun Ring" cannot accommodate it, so it can only be taken away.
During the entire car ride, Lin Li was very alert, fearing that the baby would fall out of his arms and die.
So it’s better to lose it.
Seeing that Lin Lizhen was missing, Yan Aosong breathed a sigh of relief.
This child can listen, so there is still hope.
"Let's go back and take notes."
……
[Keep up the good work... Punish the evil practitioners who attempted to commit crimes and evil deeds, at least eight cases (3/8)]
The crime process this time was not as complete as the previous two times, because the five people were dealt with by Lin Li before they even left the alley, but fortunately the mission was completed.
It seems that the next few times can be streamlined a bit.
Because his weapons were forcibly surrendered and it was already late, Lin Li did not continue fishing and took a taxi home directly from the entrance of the Demon Suppression Bureau.
at home.
I've only been out for over an hour, and the things on the list are still a long way from being downloaded, so there's no need to go to the Immortal Realm tonight.
I opened my phone and found that the post I posted previously had already received a reply.
"Feng Yu%: OP, please recommend a book that you think is the best to read recently!"
"You replied to Fengyu%: Xi'an University of Finance and Economics, the admission score has been very low in recent years, it is one of the best ones to get into. There are still 8 months left, if you have a chance, good luck in the college entrance examination!"
"wind and rain%:?"
"Feng Yu%: I hate the OP. Bad people will never have a peaceful life."
I didn't expect this person was still online.
In order to strengthen his wish, Lin Li smiled and gave a six-digit number ______, and the other party immediately changed his mind.
It was not early, and after replying to all the comments, Lin Li went to bed.
……
Old Friend Street.
late at night.
The old man dragged a woven bag, and the plastic bottles and cans inside made clinking sounds.
He moved on to the next trash can.
Tonight’s harvest was good, I think I can sell it for around twenty bucks.
It’s pretty good, after all, it’s the off-season now.
There’s Christmas Eve and Christmas next month, so I should be able to earn a lot more then.
I hope there will be more bottles in this trash can. With this thought in mind, the old man opened the lid of the trash can.
Wow, gold...red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple legend!
The light inside was so dazzling that the old man subconsciously covered his eyes. After a long time, he came to his senses and slowly put down his hand.
When I saw the dazzling holy sword in the garbage dump clearly——
elder:"?"
What b thing?
Picking up the "Beep——" that had fought alongside Lin Li, the old man turned his head in surprise and looked at the block.
Oh my god, young people nowadays are playing so big? Who is it?
……
"You will have an exam tomorrow. Your exam room schedule is posted here. Remember to check it out after class."
On Tuesday night, Xue Jian walked into the classroom at the end of the first evening self-study session, posted the exam room list on the class bulletin board, and then spoke to the class that was studying.
"And Yuying, the seating chart for our class as the examination room has been posted outside the door, and a note will also be posted on the upper left corner of the table.
After school, organize the students on duty to do it."
Xue Jian walked up to Chen Yuying, handed her a stack of small notes and two sticks of glue, and said.
"Okay." Chen Yuying nodded.
“The midterm exam is a major test, so nothing can be left in the drawer or on the desk, so remember to clean up.
Also, let me emphasize the issue of exam discipline one last time. The school emphasizes that conduct is more important than grades. If cheating is discovered, no teacher will give you a chance. You will be given zero points and criticized immediately. Think carefully about the consequences..."
After the usual instructions, Xue Jian left.
As soon as the bell rang, a group of people rushed to the notice board to check the examination room.
"Don't be in a hurry, don't push, don't push, don't be in a hurry!" Lin Li shouted.
"Fuck you, Lin Li, you're the only one pushing this place! It's like a dog shouting 'catch the dog!'"
Wang Ze, who was originally the closest and had the advantage of being close to the water, was now pushed against the wall and squeezed into a crowd. He cursed with his face against the wall, "And are you picking my ass?"
"You think I'm you? How is that possible?"
By the way, Wang Ze’s butt is a little harder than Bai Bufan’s.
The midterm exam venue is completely random and not based on grades. This time, Lin Li's exam venue is in Class 5, which is right next door.
Walking out of the crowd, Lin Li happened to meet the eyes of Chen Yuying who was still sitting in her seat. He raised his chin towards her and said, "Class monitor, you are in our Class 4."
"Okay." Chen Yuying nodded with a smile.
"What about me?" Ding Sihan raised his eyes and asked.
"Class 16."
"What about me?" Qu Wanqiu also looked over. "Class nine."
"Oh..." Ding Sihan deliberately prolonged his tone and said teasingly, "Lin Li, you really impressed me. I thought you only cared about Yingbao, but I didn't expect that you still had me and Wanqiu in your heart~~"
Lin Li smiled and nodded when he heard that.
"Wait, Lin Li, you saw it, right?" This was very unlike Lin Li, Ding Sihan felt that something was wrong.
"It's too early for you two to be impressed. I just reported you two casually."
Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."
Two contemptuous glances came over, causing zero damage.
"Is this favoritism?" Qu Wanqiu sighed.
"What do you know? This is just flattery," Lin Li sneered, walked up to Chen Yuying, and said stealthily, "Class monitor, since I showed you the location, I can move the desk directly to the corridor after school."
Under normal circumstances, Lin Li's seat in the back row by the window is the least convenient to move outside.
During the monthly exams, not many people want to move out because there is not much to pack.
That may not be the case this time.
"Sure, but you have to help adjust the position after school." Chen Yuying shook the glue in her hand.
"No problem." Lin Li agreed.
"Lin Li, stop doing the dirty deal and help me move the books to the back." Ding Sihan patted the stack of textbooks on the table that would not be used even in the next self-study class, and ordered Lin Li around without any courtesy.
"OK." Lin Li was willing to help and took the textbook directly.
"He looks a bit like a human being." Ding Sihan nodded.
One minute later.
Fang Yiling, who had just finished looking at the examination room, returned to her seat.
Seeing a pile of textbooks suddenly appearing on the desk, he opened them and looked at the names, then poked the desk in front of him: "Sihan, why did you put your book in my seat?"
Ding Sihan: “?”
Do not understand.
Lin Li really couldn't figure it out.
It is said that when a girl pursues a boy, it’s only a thin layer of gauze between them. Why is it that when Ding Sihan was pursuing me during the break, it was only a pointed compass between them?
Will he chase people?
……
After the evening self-study session, Lin Li moved his desk and chair outside neatly, then returned to the classroom and began to set up the examination room.
"Lin Li, there's no room at the back. Can I put these books on your desk first?" Chen Yuying, who had just cleared her seat, went to the back row with a pile of textbooks and took a look, then turned back to ask Lin Li.
"Sure, you can just put it on my desk, the one closest to the back door." Lin Li, who was sticking name tags on the upper left corner of the desk with glue, looked up and agreed.
"it is good."
"Ah Ding! Ah Jiu!" Lin Li then looked at Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu who also stayed to help, and shouted loudly with some surprise in his voice.
"What?" The two looked at Lin Li warily.
"I discovered something magical!" Lin Li's pupils trembled.
"Speak." Ding Sihan first sneered disdainfully, then tickled his ear with his little finger.
"I found that solid glue has magnetic force! Look, it can absorb iron paper clips!" Lin Li said excitedly as he showed the solid glue and the paper clip on it in his hand.
Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."
Although Lin Li is not Bai Bufan, his mouth is indeed the same as Bai Bufan's, and neither of them can spit out ivory.
Ding Sihan: "Lin Li, what's that between your ears?"
Qu Wanqiu: "Lin Li, did you ever have a severe fever when you were a child?"
"It's white and magnetic. I've decided to call this new property I discovered the white magnetic phenomenon!"
The road to success will always involve slander, but Lin Li didn't care. He simply ignored the slander from the two people and continued his scientific research excitedly.
It's rare that this time Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu both recognized Lin Li, and praised Lin Li as the originator of white porcelain and super white porcelain.
Lin Li believes that this is his personal charm.
Finally, including the students on duty this week, after a dozen people worked hard for a few minutes, the classroom was completely decorated.
Everyone left the classroom, and Chen Yuying, the last one to come out, locked the classroom door.
"Let's go downstairs." She looked at the three people waiting for her and said with a smile.
"You guys just go back, I'm going to the bathroom." Feeling a little urge to pee, Lin Li pointed to the end of the corridor.
"We want to go too." Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu shrugged.
"You two are such cunning students. You are not allowed to come up." Lin Li said disdainfully, muttering in a low voice: "You don't even have your own things. You even have to steal your pee. Koreans..."
"You're crazy!" the two of them cursed with laughter.
"Let's go."
Chen Yuying smiled and persuaded her two roommates who were suspected of having violent tendencies.
……
"Urine is the tears of the bladder, and farts are the sighs of the large intestine."
The literary youth Lin Li washed his hands and walked out of the toilet.
Chen Yuying, who did not go into the toilet, stood outside alone.
The early autumn evening breeze brought in the fragrance of osmanthus from the third floor window, lifting her hair slightly. Her right shoulder rested against the cold tiles of the corridor, and her eyes passed through the glass polished by the moonlight.
At this time, the teaching building was very quiet, with only the occasional sounds of playing and fighting, which actually added to the tranquility.
Tsk, that looks good.
So silly and cute.
Looking at Chen Yuying who was in a daze, Lin Li smiled, had an idea, walked up to her and spread his hands in front of her.
Lin Li walked very quietly, so Chen Yuying didn't react until he got closer. She came to her senses and looked at the hand that suddenly appeared in front of her. It was wet and had a jasmine scent from hand sanitizer.
"Ok?"
Somewhat puzzled, Chen Yuying tilted her head to look at Lin Li and spoke in confusion, with the ending of her voice unconsciously soft.
But Lin Li did not speak. He just smiled, gently shook his outstretched right hand, and moved it forward half an inch.
Then it became clearer and glowed bluish-white under the moonlight.
"What's the matter?" Seeing that Lin Li didn't say anything, she asked gently.
"Hmm!" Lin Li raised his eyebrows, looked at his palm, then looked at Chen Yuying and made an onomatopoeia, hooked his finger, and made a 'give it to me' gesture.
"Be more self-aware."
There was an idiot who still didn't understand, so Lin Li had to speak up.
Chen Yuying looked at the palm of her hand with clear lines in front of her, pursed her lips, then she felt something coming to her mind, raised her chin slightly, and moved closer.
When the soft touch fell on his palm, Lin Li's fingers trembled almost imperceptibly - Chen Yuying's small chin was resting obediently on his hand, and her eyelashes cast a shadow, and as she blinked, the shadow seemed to be sweeping his pulse.
Her eyelashes were blinking quickly, so his pulse was beating fast too.
Chen Yuying tilted her head slightly, her cheeks and palms shrunk into a sharp angle, and looked at Lin Li, confirming: "Like this?"
Lin Li saw a tiny halo on the tip of her nose, her Adam's apple rolling gently, and her knuckles flexing faster than her thoughts.
Finally, the distance between the fingerprint and the cheek was shortened to zero. It first rubbed across her light pink cheek, and then with a slight force, the dimple created by Lin Li appeared.
Wuhu.
Chen Yuying just kept her movements, with doubt written in her clear almond-shaped eyes, her brows furrowed into a cute shape, her head tilted, staring straight at Lin Li.
The sticky silence was shattered when the sound of a faucet being turned on and the sound of Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu talking came from the women's restroom behind them.
Chen Yuying's eyes were subconsciously a little flustered, and she didn't know whether she should pull her face back, so she chose to glare at Lin Li.
Lin Li pinched it again before slowly withdrawing his hand.
He pursed his lips, and finally, perhaps because smiling was not enough to express his emotions, Lin Li chuckled.
Then I laughed more and more and found it funnier, and my laughter became louder.
"What are you doing?" Chen Yuying asked in confusion. She pouted slightly in dissatisfaction with Lin Li, the riddle man, and said, "Speak~"
"Squad leader, you were in a daze just now, right?" Lin Li finally decided to speak human language, and asked with a smile on his face.
"Yeah, what's the matter?"
“You must send me one, so I asked you for it.” Lin Li explained.
Chen Yuying: “?”
Eh?
Is it such a daze?
But it seems like it is something Lin Li can do.
"what……"
Chen Yuying seemed to realize what she had just done. She moaned and turned her eyes away to look at the white tiles.
The moonlight gradually turned red.
"Thank you, squad leader. The daze you just gave me was a hundred times more daze than I expected. It was too daze." Lin Li clasped his hands together and bent 90 degrees towards Chen Yuying. He couldn't hide his strong smile at all.
"You are stupid!"
Chen Yuying tucked her hands into the jacket of her autumn school uniform and covered her cheeks with the uniform. Her voice sounded slightly embarrassed and angry, and she raised her leg as if to kick.
Lin Li didn't dodge, and she didn't kick.
"Can you send it again?" Lin Li stood up and stretched out his hand again.
But what greeted the palm was no longer a soft chin, but a slap that was not too strong.
"do not want!"
"Okay, okay, let's go!"
Hearing Ding Sihan's footsteps and shouts behind him, Lin Li turned around, then walked over and spread his palms in front of the confused Ding Sihan.
Let me make use of the last value of these two redundant people!
Watching this scene, Chen Yuying moved her hand that was covering her cheek to her front, feeling embarrassed, annoyed and amused.
"What?" Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li with an imbecile look.
"Yeah!" Lin Li repeated what he had just said.
"Are you sick?"
"Ok!"
"say!"
"Be more self-aware."
Looking at the palm in front of him, Ding Sihan thought for a second and made a sound of clearing phlegm from his mouth.
Lin Li: "?"
So his palm quickly rotated around Ding Sihan's head half a circle, and then hit her on the head.
"hiss--"
A little bit heavy.
After realizing this belatedly, Lin Li turned around and chose to run away.
Ding Sihan: “?”
"Lin Li! You are really sick, aren't you? Stop right there!"
"Here they come again, these two," Qu Wanqiu shook her head and walked to Chen Yuying, then suddenly looked a little surprised, "Yingbao, why is your face so red?"
"No, it's okay."
The shadow of the tree swayed and climbed over the girl's snow-white neck, dyeing her pounding heart into a gentle white.
……
“Knock, knock, knock!”
There was a violent knock on the dormitory door.
"Who is it? Can you please speak directly?" Zhou Baowei opened the door and was stunned for a moment after seeing who it was. "Hey Lin Li, why are you at the door? Haven't you gone home yet? Why are you in the dormitory? My bed is mine!"
The next second, the stressed Zhou Baowei ran back vigilantly, jumped onto the bed and hugged the quilt.
There was a strong tremor in the dormitory building.
"Where is Bufan? Where are the others?" Lin Licai was not so bored and went straight to the real target.
"Who called me? Why did I hear Lin Li's voice? Damn, why are you really here?" Bai Bufan, who was brushing his teeth, opened the balcony door and asked with confusion at first, then with more curiosity:
"Did something good happen? Why are you grinning so happily, Lin Li?"
Lin Li said nothing, trotted forward, and under Bai Bufan's puzzled gaze, he just pinched his butt.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Tsk, it's garbage, what a mess, even a dog won't touch it."
Feeling the inferior touch, Lin Li sneered with extreme disdain, raised his leg and kicked Bai Bufan on the butt again, then turned around and quickly left the dormitory without saying a word.
Bai Bufan: “???”
Bai Bufan stayed on the balcony for more than ten seconds, and then he realized what was happening and ran to the door.
I saw that the door of the dormitory next door was also opened, and Wang Ze, wearing only a pair of shorts, was standing at the door with a puzzled look on his face, covering his buttocks, looking towards the stairs where the footsteps were gradually fading away.
Wang Ze turned around and the two looked at each other, seeming to realize that the other had the same experience as themselves.
So they spoke at the same time:
"This bitch ran from the teaching building to the dormitory building just to pinch your butt and mine? And then went home?"
"Not buddy?"
"Is Lin Li sick?!"
(End of this chapter)