Chapter 301 The light of righteousness shines on the earth
Chapter 301 The light of righteousness shines on the earth
On the way home, Lin Li felt like he was smiling in his grave.
Although if Li Binbin knew that I used idioms in this way, he would definitely make me roll to the back and stand in Chinese class.
But no matter what, this is the only way to show how happy you are.
Lin Li just wants to contain! Smile! Jiu! Quan!
It’s worthy of the fact that I use skin care products worth dozens or even hundreds of dollars to maintain my face every night. It feels so comfortable to pinch it.
However, Lin Li now suspects whether millet husks are added to the skin care products. Otherwise, how could he be a little addicted to them after just pinching them twice?
Oh, by comparison.
Lin Li was too lazy to even talk about Bai Bufan who used a few cents worth of tissue to wipe his butt every night. It was disgusting!
Even the dog is not pinched, so Lin Li will not pinch it anyway.
Don’t hang around in front of me anymore. You’re an eyesore. I’ll beat you up every time I see you.
Got home and went upstairs.
Lin Li moved the mouse and the laptop screen lit up. After a day and a night of non-stop downloading, the queue waiting for downloading had been greatly shortened.
Because the most important things were listed first and now they have all been downloaded, he did not intend to let Taoist Shanqing wait too long - although it was estimated that it would take less than half an hour over there.
But Lin Li still decided to go to the world of immortal cultivation tonight.
There is another chance to go this week using 20 system currencies. It is more reasonable to use it once during the week and once on the weekend.
Therefore, Lin Li turned off his computer and started packing and preparing things.
When the takeaway arrived, Lin Li took the food to the bathroom.
White light flashed.
【6.29.59】
Another half hour passed.
"My friend, you are finally back?"
Before Lin Li could even see the scene clearly, Taoist Shanqing's voice, full of expectation and joy, came over.
He must have been staring at the place where he left.
Putting all the supplies on the ground, Lin Li nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, Grandpa Shanqing, I'm back. I shouldn't have been away for long, right?"
"Not long after, less than half an hour passed," Taoist Shanqing nodded, then shook his head and said with emotion:
"My friend, your innate magical power is extremely mysterious. Not to mention that I tried to follow you and leave, your coming and going have completely cleared up the karma that I had with you just now."
"It's my magical power protecting me."
Lin Li responded politely and vaguely. He didn't want to talk more about this topic, so he immediately changed the subject: "It's not that important, Grandpa, don't you want to see what I brought you?"
"Of course, it's just that I feel that you are too eager to show it, which is a bit embarrassing for my old face. I have to save some face and bear it."
Taoist Shanqing came to Lin Li's side and looked at the pile of objects around Lin Li with curiosity. From time to time, he couldn't help but touch them and answered with a smile.
"Grandpa, try this first, the fat otaku happy meal, while it's hot!"
Lin Li handed the takeaway paper bag that he had just taken out and had not even opened the seal to Taoist Shanqing.
"After you finish this, this bag is also full of snacks I prepared for you. You can eat it."
Taoist Shanqing took the takeaway, carefully tore open the seal, and picked up the food inside which was still steaming.
I looked at the words on the outside of the package. Because it was in simplified Chinese, I carefully read it before reading it out:
"Hua, Lai, Shi."
Lin Li: "?"
Didn’t I order Tustin? How did it become Wallace?
Lin Li stepped forward to take a look and saw that there was indeed a big W on the paper bag.
I guess the delivery guy delivered the wrong food. Never mind, just eat it anyway.
I can't possibly waste the opportunity now and go back to reality to contact the delivery man.
It's fine.
Anyway, I'm not eating it myself.
Moreover, if Taoist Shanqing got diarrhea after eating this, Lin Li would doubt the value of the powerful people in this world.
In fact, some of Wallace's products are really good. If a brand of food could really be used as a laxative to consistently summon Splatoons, it would have closed down long ago.
Of course, although I don’t want to be naughty, we should also remember that there is no false reputation behind the reputation. If you don’t have diarrhea after eating it, it means you have a good stomach.
Taoist Shanqing took out the small packages from inside and opened them curiously. This takeaway meal was pretty good, including hamburgers, honey chicken wings, fried chicken wings, chicken nuggets, and cola.
There was no need for Lin Li to teach him how to insert the straw into the lid, because he didn't need to.
Taoist Shanqing just waved his hand, and the food flew up by itself, including the Coke, which turned into a brown bubbling water ball and flew into his mouth little by little.
Immortal cultivators are different. Even the food they eat is so high-quality. Lin Li cast an envious look at them.
Coach, I want to learn this.
"Hmm~" The moment the Coke entered his mouth, the novel experience made Taoist Shanqing raise his eyebrows. He closed his eyes and savored it carefully before swallowing it. He nodded: "Not a bad drink."
But the next second, Taoist Shanqing's face suddenly became serious, he pinched his fingers and turned the spell, then smiled contemptuously:
"This water actually tried to induce my chest cavity to resonate with it. It wanted to move the entity fabricated by the immortal? It's wishful thinking!"
Lin Li just smiled and gave a thumbs up.
Taoist Shanqing didn't suspect that there was anything wrong with Coke. The old man had simply been lonely for too long and was now playing by himself.
The slowly rising progress bar in the taskbar will not lie, Taoist Shanqing is happy now.
I guess he has the personality of a naughty old man. He is probably the most miserable one among the three in the past hundred years.
In addition, he can even control his hiccups, so it seems he will definitely not have diarrhea.
Suddenly I felt sorry.
It is quite rare to see a powerful person having diarrhea.
"It's much more flavorful than this 'cookie'."
Taoist Shanqing learned it all by himself. He took a bite of hamburger and a sip of Coke. After tasting the hamburger, he pointed at the neatly arranged compressed biscuits on the ground and said to Lin Li.
"Of course, because the purpose of eating the fat otaku Happy Meal in your hand is to eat, but the purpose of eating the biscuits on the ground is to live, which is different."
"Take your time to eat. I'll introduce these things to you." Lin Li continued.
"This is the cell phone you saw last time, Grandpa. This one is specially bought for you by me."
"Then this is a laptop computer. You can think of it as a large mobile phone with more comprehensive functions. The most recommended way to use a computer is to use it while charging it, so that you can fully utilize its capabilities. This is the power supply I brought you.
This also applies to mobile phones. Do you see the openings here? Computers use three holes, and mobile phones use two holes. In this way, you can plug in the data cable and start charging.
This small screen will show the power level of this power source..."
Pointing to the outdoor mobile power bank he brought with him, Lin Li gave Taoist Shanqing a detailed introduction.
This outdoor mobile power bank can store a full five kilowatt-hours of electricity, and I also bought it yesterday.
Five kilowatt-hours of electricity are enough for Linli even if the flow rate is normal and it only circulates once every half a week, not to mention that the flow rates are different.
When the battery runs out, Lin Li can just bring the mobile power bank he bought from home to replace it.
"Let me introduce you to the laptop first. This is the mouse and keyboard. You probably don't understand the meaning of the letters and symbols on the keyboard now, but it's okay. I've thought about this. Look at this document on the screen. It's the 'instruction manual' I prepared for you."
"There is not only a user manual inside, where you can see what the English words mean, but also a traditional-simplified Chinese converter, and a dictionary of some of our world's proprietary words that you may not understand..."
Regarding the computer part, Lin Li introduced it very seriously, and Taoist Shanqing listened very seriously, literally without blinking an eye, and even the speed of eating Wallace slowed down a lot.
"Grandpa, is there anything you don't understand about what I just said?" After demonstrating in front of Taoist Shanqing for more than ten minutes and finishing a stage, Lin Li asked.
"I've remembered everything. If you follow the script, I should have no problem, old man." Taoist Shanqing nodded.
"Come on, Grandpa, give it a try."
"it is good."
Seeing Taoist Shanqing begin to replicate his previous operations without any mistakes, Lin Li showed a look of satisfaction.
Although Taoist Shanqing is already hundreds of years old, he is not at all senile and his ability to accept new things is much stronger than Lin Li imagined.
There is no harm without comparison.
Lin Li will never forget the scene of himself teaching Wu Min how to use a computer two years ago.
"Wu Min: Lin Li, don't be annoying when you teach your mother about computers."
"Wu Min: Think about when you were a kid, you spent several days learning how to use chopsticks. I was teaching you very attentively."
"Lin Li: Mom, it's different."
"Lin Li: When I was a kid and couldn't learn, you would beat me, and you beat me with more care than you taught me."
"Wu Min: Silly child, the same."
"Wu Min: If you can't teach me now, I will still beat you, and I will beat you even harder than when we were kids."
The whole family was very happy.
Is this right?
Is this a language that humans can speak?
Wu Min really was the type who never consulted HR for blind dates—she never dealt with personnel matters and was simply disrespectful to the elderly. But now, for Shanqing Taoist, whose brain might be more intelligent than his own, teaching had become a very simple matter for Lin Li.
Before my eyes, Taoist Shanqing was holding a mouse and staring at the screen. On the suspended laptop, a document was sliding down extremely quickly, so fast that the words on it were difficult to see clearly.
But perhaps for Taoist Shanqing, this is just his most basic reading speed.
Lin Li was filled with admiration.
Taoist Shanqing turned around and asked seriously, "Young friend Lin Li, why can't you stop sliding down?"
It's okay, it's too early to admire.
"Grandpa Shanqing, check if you have been pressing the side button of the mouse..." Lin Li hurried over to solve the problem.
After the basic computer experience, Lin Li introduced the mobile phone:
"The operation of a mobile phone is a little simpler than that of a computer. You can operate it directly with language, which is very convenient if you can't type yet."
"Oh?" Taoist Shanqing was very curious and waited for Lin Li to demonstrate.
"Bufan, wake up." Lin Li shouted into the phone.
"Woof woof, I'm here." The phone responded immediately.
"Open Match 3 for me."
"Woof woof, OK, I'm opening Happy Match for you."
"It's so easy to use. Just wake it up by calling its name, and then give it instructions verbally. Although many functions are limited because it's not connected to the Internet, it's a good alternative for you who are not very good at typing," said Lin Li.
“This thing actually has a spirit? That’s really impressive.” Taoist Shanqing nodded. He hadn’t seen Lin Li demonstrate this last time. He said with emotion, “The spirit’s name is Bufan. Is it a dog?”
“You can understand it that way.” Lin Li was secretly happy.
The setting is for this moment.
"Bufan, wake up." Taoist Shanqing shouted into the phone.
The phone is not responding.
"what happened?"
"Grandpa, you have to record the sound first so that it will listen to you."
"Oh, it's a spirit that recognizes its master. It's a good dog!" Taoist Shanqing suddenly realized and clapped his hands.
Lin Li laughed out loud.
I helped Taoist Shanqing record the audio, and wanted to record my fingerprints at the same time, but the Taoist told me that the body he made had no fingerprints at all.
However, in order to experience these functions, he spent more time and effort on perfecting the details of his body.
Might is Might.
"Also, Grandpa, we usually spend our free time playing games and watching videos. Although we can't watch videos without an internet connection, we can play stand-alone games."
“Considering that you have never played mobile games before, I personally recommend that you start with mobile games and start with these very basic games.
For example, this Happy Elimination, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Little Crocodile Loves Bathing..."
“Once you have played these mini-games, you can try the advanced gameplay.
I have prepared a lot of stand-alone large-scale PC games for you on your computer. I personally recommend that you start with the simple ones such as "Dark Soul 1", "Dark Soul 2", and "Dark Soul 3"..."
Lin Li also introduced some related game aspects and demonstrated how to play several simple mobile games.
Taoist Shanqing's eyes lit up, as if a new world had opened up.
When Lin Li returned the phone to him, he had already started trying to slide the animal portraits to eliminate them, and the light in his eyes became brighter.
"All the documentaries and cartoons about our secular world have been downloaded to computers and mobile phones and organized in this document. If you need to watch them, just click and start watching. If you can find traditional Chinese subtitles, I have already found them for you.
For those you can’t find, you’ll have to adapt to them yourself.”
Many documentaries are from foreign countries and can only be watched with subtitles.
"Thank you for your hard work, Lin Li."
Taoist Shanqing is now like Xiao Chu'nan who has fallen into a country of women. For a moment, he doesn't know which one to favor.
One hand holds the phone, the other hand touches the mouse, I want to look at the left hand and touch the right hand.
"Then Grandpa, you can watch videos or play games first. I need to start my daily practice here. My magical power limits the time I can stay here at one time, so I need to cherish it."
Lin Li, who was a little thirsty after talking, took out a bottle of water from the snacks he brought, drank it and explained with a smile.
Upon hearing this, Taoist Shanqing threw his phone into the sky and made it float. He then walked towards Lin Li and said in a gentle voice:
"Thank you for your careful teaching. It has been a long time since I have experienced what it is like to be a student. I will take a break from my experience. I think it is my turn to be a teacher for a while."
“Then I won’t be polite either, Grandpa. I do have a lot of doubts and I need your help to solve them.” Lin Li nodded and first materialized the “Spirit Gathering Sky Array”.
"Grandpa, if I don't control this formation, it will automatically expand outward. Can I just let it expand?" Lin Li asked while holding the formation core with one hand to control the formation.
Every time I absorb spiritual energy in the middle, I have to distract myself to control it, which is really troublesome.
Upon hearing this, Taoist Shan Qing flashed to Lin Li's side, then reached out and grasped the formation core. His originally calm face turned suspicious the next second: "Strange."
"what happened?"
"This formation is called the 'Spirit Gathering Heavenly Formation'. It ranks very high among formations. You actually didn't make full use of its effect. But I just wanted to help you manipulate and fix it, but I couldn't do it."
Taoist Shanqing frowned in confusion:
“But this formation is obviously the same as the ‘Spirit Gathering Heavenly Formation’ that I used before, and I almost didn’t notice the restrictions set by the owner, but I just can’t control it.
The strange thing about me is that I don’t know why I can’t do it.
My friend, where did this formation come from? "
Lin Li suddenly understood after hearing this.
This result can only be caused by the system.
I guess it's only allowed for my own use?
“Grandpa, these things about your world of immortal cultivation that I have obtained were also obtained through my magical powers. They are quite random, and I can’t explain them clearly.
Look at these things, can you not use them?"
Lin Li materialized the "Qian Kun Ring", "Invisible Sword" and "Desire Bottle" and showed them to Taoist Shan Qing.
Almost all the magic weapons and belongings are gone.
Forget about the resurrection trump card of "Substitute Jade-faced Buddha".
Taoist Shanqing raised his eyebrows, picked up the "Duck Blood Bottle" and took a look: "It's old, but it's useless."
Lin Li: "..."
"Although I don't know what it does, I can tell it's of very low quality and really useless." Taoist Shanqing explained, "This storage ring is also of the lowest quality, but the quality of this spirit sword should be okay. Does it have a sword spirit?"
“No.”
"Is it that it doesn't exist, or that it hasn't been nurtured, or that you haven't gotten its recognition?" Taoist Shanqing asked as he watched the sword pierce through his body.
"...I don't know." After careful consideration, Lin Li gave a good answer, "Probably...no."
"That's no use."
Lin Li: "..."
Grass.
How come all of my assets were denied all of a sudden?
But Lin Li soon felt relieved.
The person in front of him was a great man in the world of immortal cultivation. The treasures of heaven and earth in the eyes of ordinary cultivators were probably garbage in his eyes.
Just like Emperor Hun Tian would not be shocked and say "What? Xiao Yan actually obtained the low-level Xuan-level fighting skill, the Sucking Palm. This kid must not be kept", Ma Yun Ma Hua Teng would not send people to suppress you commercially just because you opened a small store at the entrance of the village and purchased Coke at a cost price of 1.2 yuan a bottle.
It's pretty good that "Invisible Sword" can get a reply of "OK".
As for the "Spirit Gathering Heavenly Array" that was evaluated as "very high quality", it should be better than he imagined.
"Alas, it's a pity that the three of us have shattered our bodies, and the magic weapons and food we brought with us were also consumed in the battle with the demons and the final sacrifice. Otherwise, no matter what, I should give you some elixirs and magic weapons as a return gift for your teachings and training."
Taoist Shanqing recalled the past, feeling a little apologetic and sighing.
Lin Li: "?"
Grass!
Lin Li's heart was broken.
The road to success was ruined like this.
Not to mention the top-level magic weapons, which one might not be able to use due to lack of strength, but the spirit stones and elixirs in the hands of the powerful are definitely of high quality.
Perhaps just by taking a breath and knocking a pill, you can ascend to heaven on the spot and become a powerful figure in the world of immortal cultivation.
Suddenly he understood Arnold. After thinking about this beautiful picture, Lin Li felt that even if his head became pointy after hitting it, it was not a big deal.
However, there is no such thing as "even if" or "if" anymore.
Damn the demons, they have ruined everything.
"I, Lin Li, will never reconcile with all the demons!!!"
——Wait, withdraw, except for succubus, succubus can live together.
(End of this chapter)