Chapter 303: Love Letter, but Not Complete Love, Not Complete Book
Chapter 303: Love Letter, but Not Complete Love, Not Complete Book
Back to the bathroom.
The book "Three Years of Formation and Five Years of Simulation (Shanqing Publishing House)" in his hand, as expected, scattered into spiritual energy the moment he brought it back, because it lost the support of Taoist Shanqing.
Lin Li did not waste it and absorbed all of the thin spiritual energy.
At the same time, the time on the backup machine was paused, and it showed that more than two and a half minutes had passed.
After some calculation, I found that the time ratio has indeed decreased again, becoming 1:150 this week.
Lin Li stretched lazily. This week there was another cheap opportunity to go to the Immortal Cultivation World for only 20 system coins, but there was no need to use it now. He would consider it at the weekend.
I'll extend the interval so that I can accumulate questions during these few days and ask Taoist Shanqing all of them at once when we meet next time.
But now it's time to do some final checks for tomorrow's exam.
"Tuk-tuk-tuk."
Lin Li had just returned to his room when he heard a knock on the door.
"Sorry, sorry, the takeaway you ordered was the wrong one. You ordered Tustin, but I mixed it up with an order of Wallace that I was delivering at the same time. This is your takeaway."
I opened the door and the delivery man I had seen 'a few minutes' ago was now standing at the door, speaking apologetically.
More than six hours had passed, and Lin Li almost forgot about it. Hearing this, he shrugged and said, "Sorry, I've already finished eating."
Delivery man: “Oo?”
Dude, are you a glutton?
You finished eating all that in just a few minutes?
“This…” The delivery man was speechless for a moment.
"That's okay. Go ask the other customer if he wants to switch to Tustin. I ordered quite a lot, and the price is definitely more expensive than his set meal. If he doesn't mind, just give him my portion.
If he minds, you can explain the situation to him and discuss a solution. I will pay for the compensation," Lin Li said.
Although the delivery man was careless in this matter, his attitude was quite good, and today's harvest was quite fruitful, so he could fully make up for the numerous mistakes.
"Then...I'll call and ask."
The delivery man was stunned for a moment when he heard this, but seeing Lin Li was so determined, he nodded, took out his cell phone, went downstairs to the stairwell, and soon he could hear the sound of conversation.
Not long after, the delivery man returned to Lin Li's door again and said to him apologetically: "Sorry, sir, the customer said he only accepts Wallace..."
Lin Li raised his eyebrows upon hearing this and nodded: "It seems that he is a loyal user of the brand, okay."
"Not really. The customer said he was constipated and bought Wallace for a laxative. He said Tustin would definitely not work, so he didn't want it."
The delivery man shook his head with a complicated expression.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
It seems that he is a loyal hater of the brand.
"Shouldn't we use bananas to relieve constipation? This is more effective." Lin Li smiled and shook his head. "If we take this crooked path and are unlucky enough to meet Wallace who hasn't given us the drug, that would be terrible."
"Maybe it's because they think you have to eat a lot of bananas to be effective, rather than Wallace's immediate effect. Besides, you can only buy bananas in the supermarket in the middle of the night, and they're quite expensive." The delivery man replied with a smile.
"Ah? So bananas can be eaten to help with bowel movements?" Lin Li was stunned.
Delivery man: “(；☉_☉)?”
Not a buddy?
The delivery man was also stunned.
So how did you use bananas to relieve constipation before? Did you really use them?
Seeing the delivery man's complicated expression, Lin Li was satisfied and held out his hand: "Then give me my Tustin, and I'll pay for the other order as usual. I'll pay for it."
"thanks, thanks."
Lin Li: "Brother, give me your phone and I will give you 200,000 yuan right away."
Delivery man: “?”
"I'm just kidding. I've just given you a hundred yuan tip. Take a look. Is it enough for you to pay for this bill? If it is enough, you can take the extra money. If it is not enough, tell me." Seeing the delivery man's miserable face, Lin Li smiled and changed his words.
As a former member of the escort sect, Lin Li knew that the platform did not take any commission from rewards.
"That's enough, that's more than enough, thank you!" The delivery man glanced at his mobile phone and immediately bowed repeatedly to express his gratitude.
He closed the door and picked up his takeaway. After spending six and a half hours in the world of immortal cultivation, he was indeed a little hungry, so Lin Li reviewed while eating a midnight snack.
……
Wednesday is the day when the midterm exams officially begin.
Lin Li rode his bike to school.
Taoist Shanqing’s advice was very effective. The experience of practicing the Eight-Stage Body-Building Exercise in the morning was completely different.
Perhaps, if I play it once or twice more, I can complete this task.
school.
"Today we will cede five cities, tomorrow we will cede ten cities, the day after tomorrow we will cede twenty cities, the day after tomorrow we will cede forty cities, the day after tomorrow we will cede the day after tomorrow..."
When I walked towards the teaching building, I saw Bai Bufan reciting "On the Six Kingdoms" by the flower bed, his words mumbling.
"You are so tired of cutting cities here. It's okay to wait for the difference, but you are still waiting. What kind of country can be cut so easily?"
Lin Li went over and pinched Bai Bufan's butt. The touch was still as bad. He wiped his hands in disgust and complained at the same time.
"The Qing Dynasty. Whenever a powerful country comes, we will take ties with it once. We can never take all the ties. Even if Cai Xukun and Yu Wenbo come, they can only be brothers, not ties with us." Bai Bufan answered immediately, moving away from the dirty hands.
"Your mother." Lin Li was a little uncomfortable.
Today's new merits have been damaged again.
"Yes, she is my mother, but she is also your mother." Bai Bufan nodded when he heard this, his expression serious, and he clenched his fists in front of him to cheer himself up: "Lin Li, don't forget the national humiliation, and keep the alarm bell ringing."
Lin Li: "..."
You put the value of your dam here.
"Why are you staying here?" Lin Li asked.
"My examination room is in Class 3, on the first floor. I'll go there directly later. It's comfortable here." Bai Bufan said while chewing and pointing to the first floor.
"what to eat."
"Xuanmai, I can't stop carrying it, do you want it?" Bai Bufan took out a box from his pocket.
"Yes." Lin Li took it and took out two pills.
After returning the two pills to Bai Bufan, he put the rest back into his pocket.
"Thanks. Ask me for it next time you want some."
Bai Bufan: “?”
Is this something humans can do?
"The grooving is so dense! No need to thank me! Give it back to me!"
"Go away, go away. I'm going to continue memorizing my lessons. What did you do after ceding ten cities..." After getting his chewing gum back, Bai Bufan waved his hand like he was shooing away a fly and flipped through the compulsory Chinese course in his hand.
"Do I still need to read a book? Then I can have a good night's sleep. I got up and looked around, and the Qin army arrived again. However, the land of the princes is limited, and the tyrannical Qin has no desire..."
Lin Li recited very fluently and smoothly, and sneered: "You haven't memorized such a simple thing yet, you useless thing, I can recite it backwards."
"Then recite one backwards for me, and don't bother talking about National Six." Bai Bufan sneered when he heard that.
However, Lin Li smiled slightly: "The country is under the six again, the accident caused the death of the country, and the world will be in chaos..."
Bai Bufan: “?”
Listening to something that he couldn't understand at all at the moment, Bai Bufan looked at the textbook fiercely and discovered that Lin Li was really reciting "On the Six Kingdoms" from the last paragraph!
No? Man, you really can do it, right?
Are you serious?
"Do you want to continue reciting?" After reciting for a while, Lin Li asked with a smile.
"...No, no need."
"Now I say you are trash, Bufan, do you still have any objections?"
"No problem, Brother Lin Li scolded me well, I'm a waste~" Bai Weixiang gave Lin inb a thumbs up.
“You don’t need to feel inferior because you lost to me. The gap between people is huge, let alone between people and dogs.” Lin Li was very satisfied. He touched Bai Bufan’s dog head and comforted him.
Bai Bufan: “…”
"You're not reciting it backwards just to show off at this moment, are you? Damn it, how did I fall into your trap?" He hesitated to speak again and again, and finally felt sour and regretful.
Lin Li was not so bored - after all, he could not predict that Bai Bufan would ask this.
Of course, if he could have predicted in advance that Bai Bufan would ask this question, even if Lin Li did not have a system and did not have [Strong Sense], he would really recite it backwards just to show off.
But now we have [Strong Knowledge], and after you memorize it, it is like memorizing it with an open book, just read it backwards.
"The wild geese probably won't fly south this year." So, Lin Li just looked up at the sky and said solemnly.
"Ah? Why?" Bai Bufan also raised his head when he heard that, but there were no wild geese in the sky at all.
"Because they didn't cross the South at all."
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Bufan, the candle that was supposed to last half an hour can only burn for three minutes in your hand. Do you know why?" Lin Li asked, smiling and looking down at Bai Bufan.
"Shut up." So this was the humiliation segment? Bai Bufan covered his ears.
"Because you're in a hurry."
"Grass!!"
Bai Bufan covered his head in despair and cursed Lin Li with hatred:
"Lin Li, if you keep pretending like this, you will get your comeuppance sooner or later.
Remember, Musk's son was kicked out of the house by Ma Sheng because of his pretense, and he no longer acknowledged her as his daughter. "Lin Li: "?"
What the hell is this kind of pretense?
But Lin Li soon made a surprising discovery, and his expression became full of scientific spirit:
"But if you ask me, the Ma Sheng family is also of the same lineage. Hasn't Old Ma been studying rocket recovery technology?"
"I feel that his son wanted to carry on his father's legacy and carry on Ma's will, so he dismantled his own rocket and turned it into a rocket recovery platform. From now on, he can recover the rocket every day.
Isn’t this another way of saying “father and daughter are of one mind, their strength can cut through metal”?
Bai Bufan: “!”
"It's true! Damn, it turns out Xiao Ma has such far-reaching thoughts! I admire you so much!" Bai Bufan agreed.
"The so-called breakup is just a show for the world. If nothing unexpected happens, Xiao Ma is actually a rocket engineer (night version)."
"Yes, I also think she replies every night..." Bai Bufan had a smile on his face, but he suddenly reacted the next second:
"You are the dam of Lin Li, I am reciting the book, it's easy for you to recite it backwards, don't torture me! Get out!"
You see, it's urgent.
Lin Li shook his head in disdain, and then continued walking towards the teaching building.
On the second floor, Lin Li first passed Class 8 and looked at the seat numbers posted at the door. He was number , in the first row of the second group.
Then he walked straight to the door of his class, slammed the table in the corridor, and asked, "Who allowed you to sit in my seat?"
Now that Lin Li was in a sneaky state, it was difficult for him to make any noise, so although the sound of the table being slapped was not loud, Chen Yuying, who was unprepared, trembled all over.
The culprit's voice was too familiar, so there was no need to look up. Then the girl became a little annoyed, put down her own textbook, picked up Lin Li's textbook, rolled it into a tube, looked up at each other, raised it high, put it down gently, and knocked Lin Li.
Lin Li was knocked unconscious and fell to the ground.
Chen Yuying: “?”
Touch porcelain!
Chen Yuying kicked him lightly: "Lin Li, you are not allowed to sleep here."
Seeing that Lin Li still didn't get up, Chen Yuying got up and found a fallen leaf that had drifted in from the corridor in autumn and put it on Lin Li's belly as a quilt. Then she ignored him and continued to check for omissions.
Then Lin Li had no choice but to get up.
"You even hit me with my textbook. Class monitor, you are really bad." Leaning against the tiled wall outside the classroom, Lin Li teased with a smile.
"Humph."
Chen Yuying pressed her palms around her temples and curled a few strands of hair with her fingers. She just let out a light breath when she heard the words and continued reading without raising her head.
Woman, your coolness has successfully attracted my attention.
"Would you like some chewing gum?" Lin Li spread his hands on the table, revealing Xuan Mai, which he had just robbed from Bai Bufan, and asked.
"it is good."
Chen Yuying was not polite. She took the candy, tore open the wrapper, put it in her mouth, then folded the candy wrapper and put it back in her pocket.
Lin Li nodded with satisfaction, thinking that he was much more cultured than himself.
It is obvious that Chen Yuying is the type of person who would wrap the chewing gum in candy wrapper before throwing it away.
Unlike himself, he vomited all over Bai Bufan's chair.
"It's not for nothing." After Chen Yuying put the candy into her mouth, Lin Li spoke.
"Thank you."
"I don't want a thank you."
"Then what do you want?" Chen Yuying raised her head.
"It's just a small request. As long as you promise me, you can eat as much chewing gum as you want in the future." Lin Li patted his chest.
"What?" Chen Yuying asked with her head tilted, seeming a little interested.
"You must return the chewing gum to me after you finish it. I want to take it back and soak it in water to drink." Lin Li said seriously and seriously, "I have a picky taste and I like to drink imported products."
Chen Yuying: “?”
"Lin Li, you are so disgusting!" Chen Yuying scolded with a smile.
"Damn it, other people's affection can at least be called a bootlicker, but my affection can only be called disgusting?" Lin Li was hurt.
"Alright," Chen Yuying shook her head helplessly and sighed, "Lin Li, don't forget the bet. If you don't hurry up now, when you lose, let's see what you will do."
"Tsk, let me tell you this, monitor. I'm already thinking about what kind of excessive demands I should make of you in the next monthly exam." Lin Li was very confident.
"Besides, do you think I'm not trying hard now?"
"Squad leader, you are wrong, absolutely wrong!"
"In addition to improving yourself, if you want to win, you can also drag down your opponent. Look, I've made it so hard for you to continue to endorse. To put it in perspective, isn't it me who's endorsing you?"
Chen Yuying: “?”
It seems so.
After realizing how vicious Lin Li was, Chen Yuying packed up her things and walked towards the main entrance of the classroom: "I'm going to the exam room to review. I won't talk to you anymore."
"How long have you not spoken to me?" Lin Li did not stop him, but asked with a smile.
"About two and a half hours." Chen Yuying, who had already walked into the main entrance, stopped, leaned back slightly and stuck her head out of the door. She made a pistol gesture with her left hand, smiled and nodded at Lin Li before she walked completely into the classroom.
I want to pinch Bufan’s butt again.
Lin Li returned to the corridor of Class 5 with a smile, took out the original text of "Basic Sword Technique" that he had printed out from his backpack, and began to read it carefully.
Since Taoist Shanqing said that the skills given by the system would definitely not be wrong, then this sword technique that I originally disdained as a "basic" and was too lazy to translate and learn, now becomes necessary again.
After last night, Lin Li now has a lot more important things to do in his schedule.
Originally, he only practiced the Eight-Stage Exercises, punished evildoers, prepared for the midterm exam, and teased Chen Yuying, teased Chen Yuying, and teased Chen Yuying.
Now there is more formation knowledge to learn, thunder particles to absorb, and sword techniques to translate...
But it is a good thing to have a goal, and Lin Li does not hate this feeling of being filled to the brim.
for a long time.
His arm was poked, and Lin Li's attention was diverted from the sword tactics. He turned his head and saw Chen Yuying.
"What's wrong, squad leader?" Lin Li leaned forward slightly and bent over to ask.
Chen Yuying threw the chewing gum wrapped in the candy wrapper into the trash can, and then handed Lin Li a piece of paper with words written on it.
Damn, love letter!
Lin Li immediately took it and looked at what was written on it:
"Don't secretly pick it up from the trash can and drink it with water."
Lin Li: "..."
Lin Li leaned his hands on the railing of the corridor, tapped his head lightly, and smiled pitifully and helplessly.
"You wrote this note only because you are still in a period where you can't talk to me, right?" After laughing, Lin Li turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying.
Chen Yuying also smiled and nodded.
"But..." Lin Li stopped talking. He suddenly found a blind spot. He pressed Chen Yuying's shoulders and asked her to turn around. Then he pointed at the trash can in front of Class 4 and asked seriously:
"Monitor, our class's trash can is right there, right? So... you went all the way to Class 5 to throw it away. Why do I feel like you're not telling me not to steal, but reminding me that I can steal after I've finished eating?"
After listening to Lin Li's judgment, Chen Yuying turned to face him, nodded heavily, then pointed to the trash can with both hands and nodded again.
——Please enjoy your meal.
"...Squad leader, I am very moved and touched, but there are too many people here and I have to save face. I will steal it later. I will definitely steal it later."
Lin Li leaned forward further and whispered in Chen Yuying's ear.
The hot breath Lin Li exhaled was a bit scorching. Chen Yuying slightly turned her body, waited for Lin Li to finish speaking, then put her hands behind her back and looked at him with a smile.
Then she returned with brisk steps, her long hair swaying gently with her steps, attracting Lin Li's attention.
Cute.
Lin Li looked at the note in his hand and the beautiful handwriting on it.
This is the handwriting that a high-scoring essay should have.
He glanced at the trash can and decided to forget about stealing the chewing gum, since he was not Chen Tianming after all. But he could keep the note.
Lin Li still remembered the content of the most touching note he had ever received before today:
"AACBA, BDBCA, ACBDD, AACAA"
"BBDCA, ACBBD, DDBCB, CADBB"
"××√√×, √××××"
"The big question will wait a moment."
But from today on, its position will be permanently replaced by this note.
However, Lin Li hopes that this note will be replaced soon.
He lowered his head and checked the time on his watch.
There was still time, so Lin Li ran towards the stairs.
"Lin Li, why are you on the first floor again?"
"Don't waste your time asking these nonsense questions. Turn around and give me a pinch on your butt."
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Are you a fucking hooligan?"
"What's going on?"
(End of this chapter)